这么可爱的交警小哥
[Such a lovely little brother traffic police]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
小浪同学爱吐槽：【食客称麦当劳用雪水制餐饮 麦当劳回应系误会 只用于保洁】针对“张家界天子山麦当劳店疑用室外雪水制餐饮”的报道；日，麦当劳回应，经了解，员工凿冰是待冰雪融化后用于餐厅保洁，并非用于食品制作。后视频拍摄者杨先生也表示，网传的对“冰雪”用法他并未亲眼见↓↓tRtfq
[The diners said McDonalds with consume the food and beverage McDonalds response is a misunderstanding Used only for cleaning 】 in view of the zhangjiajie tianzi mountain McDonalds suspected with snow outside catering reports; , McDonalds response, through understanding, ice is for employees for restaurant cleaning after melting, is not used for food production. After video photographer Mr Yang also said that the net transfer of usage of snow he hasnt actually seen left left tRtfq]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
MIUI：【小米首款竞答产品“有乐”上线！】 月日晚八点半 ，上有乐瓜分万！神秘真题来了：“快如闪电”是小米#MIUI#系统提出的产品slogan，现已支持了多少款机型升级？是不是很简单！另外每天固定两场等你来分钱。参与方法见评论。
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[The millets first correct product le online!] On Sunday night at half past eight, have le carve up more! Mysterious bo came quick like lightning is product slogan put forward by the millet # MIUI# system, how many models now support the upgrade? Is very simple! Other fixed two games waiting for you every day to penny. See comments in method. < br > < br > forwarding microblogging, pumping station millet box. ]
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冷笑话精选：养只斗牛犬，大概每天都会被笑死吧[笑cry]
tRtVst
[Keeping a bulldog, probably be laugh to death every day [laugh cry] < br > tRtVst]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
青年时报：【心疼！杭州民警前往苏州押解犯人途中铲了一夜雪，冷的靠车灯取暖！】这两天的积雪让人瑟瑟发抖。雪天路滑，打滑什么的不必说，更害怕的是车在路上“冻”住了！近日，有个杭州男人，在苏州铲了一夜的雪，因为天太冷，雪太厚，冷得只能靠车灯取暖，看得网友们无比心疼……tRtVeNP
[【 love! Hangzhou police way to suzhou taken prisoner shovel the snow night, cold by light warm!] These two days of snow shivering. Snow slippery, skid what needless to say, is more afraid of cars on the road frozen live! Recently, there was a man in hangzhou, in suzhou shovel the snow night, because its too cold, snow is too thick, can only rely on lights to keep warm, cold so see more netizens love dearly... tRtVeNP]
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优酷：#这就是铁甲# 铁血鲜肉@张一山 来啦！[鼓掌]明星经理人再添猛将！[并不简单][并不简单]他将为机械注入生命，来，格斗场上见！[拳头][拳头]#张一山这就是铁甲#
[# # this is the real iron meat @ yishan zhang come! [applause.] star managers added in Athens! Isnt a simple isnt a simple [] [] mechanical into life, he will come, see the combat field! [fist] [fist] # # yishan zhang this is real]
青年时报：【杭州一路虎车与对向车顶牛，后车司机掏出手机，路虎司机吓跑了……】月日晚点分，余杭闲林山水小区附近有人涉嫌酒驾被举报。一辆号牌为浙A牌照的路虎越野车被一辆白色轿车给堵在闲林山水小区门口，旁边两名司机扭打在一起，谁也不让谁。其间，白色轿车司机死命抱住路虎车司机，口中嚷嚷着让路...全文： m.weibo
[The hangzhou land rovers and matches to the car, the car drivers take out a cellular phone, land rover driver away anymore... June points later, yuhang idle forest water village near some suspicion of drunk driving is reported. A plate for A licence to zhejiang land rover is A white car to plugging in idle forest water area doorway, next to two driver together, who also wont let who. Meanwhile, white car driver is being hold land rover car driver, mouth shouted out of the way... The full text m. eibo]
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猫扑：女生的哥哥嫂子是组合家庭，各自都有一个孩子，今天哥哥回家非要跟嫂子离婚，女生问她哥哥为什么要分手，她哥哥只发了这张照片给她看，嫂子在家都给孩子做饭吃了，他这到底是怎么啦？[二哈] (via@武汉吃喝玩乐一箩筐)
[Girls brother sister-in-law is a combination of the family, each have one child, elder brother home today dont want to divorce with my sister-in-law, girls ask why want to break up her brother, her brother she just sent this photo to, sister-in-law have to cook for my child to eat at home, what the hell the matter with him? [two ha] (via @ wuhan beer and skittles a laundry list)]
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汽车之家：#家家选车导购##吉利帝豪#【将平凡再度点缀 实拍新款吉利帝豪.L】前几年朋友买车，无外乎都是要合资品牌的车型，近两年，身边越来越多的朋友接受了中国品牌，这不光是因为中国品牌车型繁多，更多的是品质感越来越强，在传统的三大件上也进步良多，得到了越来越多人的认可。吉利作为其中的佼佼者，旗...全文： m.weibo
[# # guide every car # # for geely emgrand [ordinary ornament again to film the new geely emgrand. L 】 a few years ago a friend to buy a car, br are joint brand models, in the past two years, you will more and more friends to accept the Chinese brand, not only because of Chinese brand models, is more of a growing sense of quality, also the progress on the traditional big, get the recognition of more and more people. Geely as the most famous of these, the flag... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪汽车：#出行生活#【大雪夜爱车忘关车窗 好心路人用遮雨棚帮车遮雪[心]】日前，武汉的曾先生早上准备开车上班时，发现车上被盖了布，雨刮也被竖起来。原来头天晚上武汉大雪，他忘记关车窗，是好心路人帮忙给爱车遮挡雪。小小的举动，大大的感动，太暖了[心][心][心]！#大爱燃擎#tRPQaHP
[# # travel life 【 big hakodate car forget to close the window Kindness passers-by with a canopy for car covered snow [heart]] recently, wuhan Mr Ready to drive to work in the morning, found that the car was built, wiper has been erected. The original wuhan heavy snow last night, he forgot to close the window, is kindness passers-by to cars, keep out of snow. Small actions, big touched, too warm [heart] [heart] [heart]! # # love of qing tRPQaHP]
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南方都市报：【萌萌哒！交警自创红绿灯 “读秒”手势 获行人点赞[good] 】梁斯旗是湖南邵阳双清区的一名交警，他发现信号灯没有读秒功能，就面带微笑用手势为过往司机和行人倒数“读秒”，喜感十足。司机们对这个“萌”交警印象很深，都说看到他的手势后，心里“暖暖的”。[心]邵阳日报tRQWo
[【 cute! A pedestrian traffic lights seconds her own gestures point praise [good]] Liang Si flag is double qing district of shaoyang, hunan province a traffic cop, he found no seconds function, light is gesture with a smile on her face for passing motorists and pedestrians seconds from bottom, happy feeling. Drivers impressed by the MOE the traffic police, said after seeing his gestures, the in the mind warm. Shaoyang daily tRQWo [heart]]
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冷笑话精选：好春光，不过梦一场[跪了]@辣条娘心酸QAQ@水晶男孩鸡大帅小时候看不懂，长大了会看哭。以前的剧真好。@文科班校花酱看哭了[泪]@黄濑濑濑濑卧槽 最后的截图真的虐死@吃不胖的小好春光 不如梦一场[泪]
[Good spring scenery, but the dream a article] [kneeling @ hot niang sad QAQ @ crystal boy chicken prince look not to understand, as a child grow up will see cry. Its good to play before. @ liberal arts class beauty queen sauce see crying [] tears @ huang dalai dalai dalai dalai day The last screenshot really killing @ eat not fat little good spring scenery Dream is better than a [] of tears]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
ZAKER：【特朗普首次国情咨文：全篇仅一次提中国】 美国总统特朗普今天在国会联席会议上发表年国情咨文演讲，“中国”在全文中仅被提及一次。 tRtdnz
[【 trump for the first time the state of the union address only once out of China as a whole 】 the President of the United States today trump in published in the state of the union address to a joint session of congress speech, China was mentioned only once in the full text. tRtdnz]
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微博汽车：【亲生的！大学生横跨千里回家，原住址已拆家人忘告知】月日，一男大学生从北京出发回新疆。历经公里，换乘种交通工具终于到家，结果他只看到一片废墟。原来家拆迁了，家人忘跟他说新住址。tRKUNU
[【 biological! Students across thousands of miles to go home, the original address has split family forget told] month day, a male college students from Beijing back to xinjiang. Finally came home after km, change to the kind of means of transport, as a result, he saw only ruins. Forget the original house demolition, family with him the new address. tRKUNU]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
优酷：#这就是铁甲# 明星经理人 #郑爽# 隆重登场！狮子座少女即将点亮铁甲战魂！[拳头][拳头]格斗大战一触即发，准备好沸腾你的热血吧！#这就是铁甲郑爽#
[# # # # this is the real star managers Zheng Shuang big time! Leo girl is light armored war soul! War brews] [fist] [fist fighting, ready for your blood boiling! # # this is the real Zheng Shuang]
优酷：wow，榊覔@SpeXial-风田Win 大概是有火眼金睛？竟然一眼就看出了辜战@SpeXial-宏正Wes 和裘球@文雨非_LuckyBallGo #情侣互换身体#啦～调皮搞怪的样子，太口耐啦～#终极一班#
tRtbGTu
[Wow, 榊 覔 @ SpeXial - wind field Win is probably have drawn? At first glance to see that the koo war @ SpeXial - macros are Wes and QiuQiu @ rain than _LuckyBallGo # lovers swap # ~ naughty naughty appearance, body resistance too mouth ~ # #d < br > tRtbGTu]
猫扑：【张家界一家#麦当劳用雪水制餐饮#？门店回应】日前，一段“张家界天子山@麦当劳 店门外挖雪制作咖啡牛奶”的视频热传。拍摄者称，日，他在该店就餐时，发现麦当劳店员在室外地面上挖雪，然后倒进了餐厅操作台的容器中，多人用餐后出现腹泻症状。店方回应，正在进行调查核实。tRGrHfM
[【 zhangjiajie water system catering # # a McDonalds use? Stores response 】 a few days ago, a son of heaven mountain zhangjiajie @ outside a McDonalds to dig the snow making coffee milk video of the heat transfer. The photographer said that day, he was in the store dining, found that McDonalds clerk dug in the ground outside the snow, and then poured into the dining room work station in the container, many symptoms of diarrhea after meals. Hotel in response to the ongoing investigation to verify. tRGrHfM]
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汽车之家：#家家汽车文化#车友追拍“绿得发亮”的迈凯伦StRzcnY
[# # every car culture cyclists after pat green light McLaren StRzcnY]
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小野妹子学吐槽：非常果断迅速[作揖]
[Very decisively quickly [bowing]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
微博汽车：【每个的哥都是学霸！伦敦出租车考试须背熟几万条道路[并不简单]】在伦敦，成为一名出租车司机有多难？你要通过一场“知识测验”，熟悉伦敦数万条街道，熟记景点、公寓等的位置，要会在大脑中规划“最短路线”。一般需要花两到四年来准备考试，考试中禁带GPS等设备。tRGbtp
[【 every taxi driver is the outstanding student! London taxi tests must memorize tens of thousands of road [] are not simple 】 in London, how difficult is it to be a taxi driver. You should pass a quiz, familiar with tens of thousands of streets of London, memorizing attractions, the location of the apartment and so on, to planning shortest route in the brain. Usually takes two to four years to prepare for the examination, the examination of forbidden band GPS devices, etc. tRGbtp]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
南方都市报：【相亲女孩妈妈整日嘘寒问暖 小伙：我是在和谁相亲？】岁小伙周恒，经亲戚介绍了个相亲女孩，两人却不来电。女孩妈妈也加了他微信，整日对他嘘寒问暖，让他不要放弃追求自己女儿。周恒说，和女孩妈妈说的话比和女孩本人还多：“我到底在和哪个相亲？”都市热报tRAomZ
[【 dating girls the mother be caring and attentive guy all day I am in and who is dating? Old chap Zhou Heng, via relatives introduced a dating a girl, two people dont call. Girl mother also added his micro letter, all be caring and attentive to him, let him not to give up the pursuit of his daughter. Zhou Heng said, and girls mother said more than and the girl what the hell am I in and which date? Urban heat tRAomZ]
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小野妹子学吐槽：#电视剧庆余年#新闻发布会陈道明现场为吴刚人形牌配音，原来明叔还有如此调皮的时候，真是活久见！[哈哈] tRmpzo
[Chen daoming # # series celebrating years press conference scene for wu gang human voice, the original is so naughty, Ming uncle live long to see! (ha ha) tRmpzo]
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青年时报：【儿子出国仅半年，杭州一位妈妈就出现精神问题，这种病还不少见！】张女士今年岁，是一位家庭主妇，儿子小沈于去年月出国念书。儿子刚出国时，张女士的生活一如往常，随着国外一系列恐怖事件的发生，她变得多虑、心神不宁，整天担心儿子的安全，导致她无法正常地生活……tRtwTjR
[【 son go abroad only half a year, hangzhou a mother mental problems, the disease is not little still see!] Ms zhang years old this year, is a housewife, shen son last month to study abroad. Son just to go abroad, ms zhangs life as usual, with a series of terrorist incident happened abroad, she became much lv, uneasy, worried about the safety of his son all day long, cause she cant normal life... tRtwTjR]
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微博搞笑排行榜：这段话说出多少女孩子的心声[羞嗒嗒]
[How much is this paragraph of words girls heart [shame clicking]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
南方都市报：近日，一直单身的大爷追热播大剧《恋爱先生》，仅仅看了六集，便瞬间get到追爱秘笈，并学以致用向暗恋了多年的邻居大妈求婚成功，因大妈以前是电报员，所以大爷特意找到剧中的BLOVE婚戒定制门店，给大妈定制了喻意只有两个人知道的摩斯密码婚戒，约定情人节领证。网友纷纷表示大爷有悟性啊，太浪漫了...全文： m.weibo
[Recently, the single big ye always after hit drama love Mr, just looked at the six episodes, instantly get to chase love tips, and your friends to like the proposed neighbours can successfully for many years, because the aunt used to be a telegraph operator, so the big ye have found out the BLOVE ring custom stores, only two men to aunt custom metaphor know Morse code ring, license agreement valentines day. Netizens have said the big ye savvy, too romantic... The full text m. eibo]
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猫扑：【去医院取鱼刺花了元，姑娘吐槽医院太坑了[思考]】杭州一姑娘微博称：“今天中午跟朋友去吃烤鱼，结果不小心鱼刺卡喉，下午就去了萧山三院取鱼刺。就分钟的时间，医生就取出一根厘米左右的鱼刺。原以为拿个鱼刺最多也就块钱吧，付款时居然收了块！再算上挂号的块钱，我也只是个学生，这么乱...全文： m.weibo
[The girl went to the hospital to take shark fin flower yuan, poking fun at the hospital too pit [thinking]] hangzhou weibo a girl said today at noon to eat grilled fish with my friend, as a result, accidentally barb stuck throat, afternoon went to the xiaoshan take the research and bones. Minutes, the doctor took out a centimeter or so barb. Thought with a barb is dollars, most accept payment actually block! To be registered on the dollar, I am just a student, so... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：#论坛精选日报#【进化从未停止过 我的翼神成长之路】俗话说不改装不翼神，从知道开始，就慢慢接触上了改装，然后就是各种泡论坛，看汽车网站，加车友群，向各种前辈大神们慢慢学习，我想大多数人都是这样吧。年轻人嘛，都喜欢个性，改装就是表达自己个性的办法之一，自己参与其中，把自己车慢慢改变，...全文： m.weibo
[# # BBS of hits daily 【 evolution never stop my wing god growth path] as the saying goes, not modified wing god, since know, slowly contact on the modification, then there are all kinds of bubble BBS, watching cars website, plus a st group, learning slowly to the various predecessors the great god, I think most people are like that. Young people, like personality, modification is one way to express his personality, his involved, his car slowly changing,... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪汽车：#大爱燃擎#【因为这个交警 我们愿意多等一会红灯[笑cry]】近日，湖南邵阳交警梁斯旗因自创红灯“读秒”舞步走红。梁斯旗是邵阳双清区的一名交警，他发现信号灯没有读秒功能，就用手势为过往司机行人倒数“读秒”，喜感十足。司机们对这个“萌”交警印象很深，都说看到手势后心很暖。[心]...全文： m.weibo
[# # love with [because the police we are willing to wait for a moment the red light [laugh cry]] recently, shaoyang, hunan province police Liang Si flag for own the red light seconds dance moves. Liang Si flag is shaoyang double qing district a traffic cop, he found that the light without seconds function, use gestures to passing motorists and pedestrians seconds from bottom, happy feeling. Impressed by the MOE police drivers, all say see gestures to middle of the back is very warm. [heart]... The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报：【老人来杭做手术带来年前的病历本，医院与患者建立了近半个世纪的联系】“我们必须告诉群众，自己起来同自己的文盲、迷信和不卫生的习惯作斗争。”这句富有深深时代感的句子，印在上个世纪年代浙江省肿瘤医院病历本的封皮上。年前，慈溪的余荣华老人就有一本这样的病历本，他保存了近半个世纪。...全文： m.weibo
[Book the old man to do surgery in hangzhou from years ago, hospital and patients with established nearly half a century of connection 】 we must tell the masses, oneself up with their own illiteracy, superstition and unsanitary habits. The rich contemporary sentences, deeply printed in the last century s zhejiang province tumor hospital of book cover. Years ago, cixi Yu Ronghua old man to have a copy of this book, he saved nearly half a century. ... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：贵族相见有这么多的讲究？见面不是你想见，想见就就能见[羞嗒嗒]做人像野鸡居然是在夸赞对方？新式是夸赞语get[偷乐]#你说的都对#今年过节不收礼，收礼只收大野鸡！[笑哈哈]
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[Noble meet each other there is so much pay attention to? Meet each other is not you want to see, want to see it can see [shame clicking] to be like a pheasant was in praise each other? New language is praised the get [steal joy] # # for holiday this year you said dont accept a gift, gift only accept big pheasant! [laugh] < br > tRpCSM]
尼尼刀刀：很多地方都下雪❄️❄️❄️了进入白茫茫的童话世界中，我们云南就更厉害啦！下的都是【施华洛世奇水晶】美丽又高大上啊
[In many places it snows ❄ ️ ❄ ️ ❄ ️ into white fairy tale world, we will be more severe in yunnan! The are beautiful and swarovski crystal 】 【 tall ah]
老天最公平的事就是每个人一天都只有小时，关键是我们如何利用它^o^
但斌：@夜莺：布鲁诺的太阳中心说，迎来的是地狱和平民们的唾骂！@任仁雄 @但斌 但总在人生最艰难的岁月里，通过背诵北岛（原名赵振开，著有散文《时间的玫瑰》）的诗歌《回答》来增加勇气、坚定信念。以后投资遇到困难时，我们是不是可以阅读但总的《时间的玫瑰》和这篇访谈来增加勇气、坚定信念
[@ the nightingale Bruno said the sun in the center, the empress is hell and civilians are reviled! @ Ren Renxiong @ but bin but always in the most difficult years of life, by reciting the north island (formerly known as Zhao Zhenkai, prose time rose) is the author of the poem the answer to increase the courage and conviction. Investment I encounter difficulties, we can read but the total time of rose and this interview to increase the courage and conviction]
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但斌：[心]@任仁雄@但斌 但总在人生最艰难的岁月里，通过背诵北岛（原名赵振开，著有散文《时间的玫瑰》）的诗歌《回答》来增加勇气、坚定信念。以后投资遇到困难时，我们是不是可以阅读但总的《时间的玫瑰》和这篇访谈来增加勇气、坚定信念[鲜花][拳头]@冯钟杰-德库拉伯爵这篇文章至少看三十遍！
[[heart] @ Ren Renxiong @ but bin But always in the most difficult years of life, by reciting the north island (formerly known as Zhao Zhenkai, prose time rose) is the author of the poem the answer to increase the courage and conviction. Investment I encounter difficulties, we can read but the total time of rose and this interview to increase the courage and firm faith [flowers] [fist] @ von Zhong Jie - count dracula read at least three times this article!]
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但斌：谢谢[心][作揖][鲜花]
[Thank you [heart] [bowing] [flowers]]
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但斌：回复@投资是与时代的对话[心][作揖]@投资是与时代的对话但总，我觉得你活得忒有价值，因为你正向影响千万粉丝，很多言论无形中对中国资本市场发展不谈贡献，至少有益处。很多大V只顾自己埋头挣钱，你却在布道，把自己正在做的说出来，难能可贵
[Reply @ investment is conversation with The Times [heart] [bowing] @ investment talks with age but always, I think you are worth to live te, because you have positive influence millions of fans, a lot of comments virtually dont talk about contribution to Chinas capital market development, at least there is profit. Many big V devoted themselves to make money, youre a sermon, to speak out, youre doing]
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