冷笑话精选：
理想中的周末应该是这样的[喵喵]
[The ideal weekend should be [meow]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
VogueMe：#王源纽约联合国青年论坛# @TFBOYS-王源 作为联合国儿童基金会青年教育使者和中国青年代表，启程参加联合国青年论坛啦[耶] 简单的牛仔外套牛仔裤穿在我们青年教育使者身上帅气一百昏！接下去的纽约行程，还有更多独家内容敬请期待[心]
[# hanah New York of the United Nations youth BBS # @ TFBOYS - hanah as the United Nations childrens fund, UNICEF, and representatives of Chinese youth, youth education messenger departure for the United Nations youth BBS! [and] simple jeans wear cowboy coat in our youth education angel handsome one hundred out of him! The next New York trip, and more exclusive content please look [heart]]
《Vogue服饰与美容》针对后年轻人群推出的全新品牌
房昊曰天：从前南北对峙的时候，有个书生，贼中二，天天在朝堂上跳，说我能打十个，说要随军北伐。
然而没人理他，就尴尬得一逼。
后来朝廷南边有些叛贼，几次三番围剿失败，搞得大家都很烦。
这时候才想起书生来，抱着试试看的心态，就把书生给扔过去了。
三个月，叛贼平定。
朝廷：？？？
从这往后，书生
[The north-south confrontation, once upon a time there was a scholar, a thief in the second, every day at the kings jump in the class, said I could play ten, say to want to embedded the northern expedition. < br > < br > but nobody reason, he is embarrassed a force. < br > < br > later imperial south some rebel, encirclement and suppression have failed, to get everyone tired. < br > < br > this time remembered that scholar, try holding the mentality, the scholar to throw in the past. < br > < br > months, rebel pacified. < br > < br > court????? < br > < br > from this in the future, the scholar]
于键盘中混吃，在指顾间等死
六金yE：玩耍一趟
[Play a trip]
Life sucks.
耳帝：据传即将补位《歌手》的菲律宾女歌手KZ Tandingan在电台演唱阿黛尔的《Rolling in the deep》，听起来非常成熟，律动与即兴尤为亮眼，其中还有一段意想不到的rap给其增色不少，如果是这种改编与演绎水平拿到电视上呈现，那跟张天目前的风格就撞了，小姑娘基本是得走人了……tRwtjHG
[Reportedly will vacate the singer of the Philippines singer KZ Tandingan in radio singing Adeles Rolling in the deep , it sounds very mature, rhythm and improvisation is particularly bright eye, which is still some unexpected rap for its grace many, if this is the adaptation and interpretation level to get the show on TV, then with the style of zhang day the hit, the little girl is basically have to leave... tRwtjHG]
乖巧的品味分裂者。
英国报姐：天使城合唱团在演奏《Africa》前，合唱团进行的暴风雨天的模拟。闭着眼睛听这风声，雨声和雷声… 这个真的有点厉害了[跪了]
tRwcSBn
[Angel city before the play Africa chorus, chorus of simulation on such a stormy day. With closed eyes listen to the wind, rain and thunder... This really is a bit much [kneeling] < br > tRwcSBn]
国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界
精彩高迪：我开始学会心平气和地接受现实的掠夺和馈赠！
[I began to learn to accept the reality calmly plunder and gift! ]
商业推广联系邮箱jingcaigaodi@
梨视频：【别人快乐我自己也快乐！越野车队雪后义务拖车，一天能拖百余辆[赞]】近日，安徽合肥连续降雪导致路面湿滑，车辆抛锚，一越野车协会自发组织义务拖车，因多数车辆性能好，且经过一定改装，每天能拖车百多余辆。越野车协会组织者盟军表示：“帮助了别人，别人快乐，我也感到很快乐！”[心]@一手Video
[【 others happy I also happy! Off-road vehicles obligations after a trailer, can tow hundred cars a day [who]] recently, the anhui hefei pavement continuous snow slippery, car broke down, the association of a suv organize duty trailer, because most of the vehicle performance is good, and after a certain modification, a day to spare car trailer. Suvs association organizers allied said to help others, others happy, I also feel very happy! [heart] @ Video]
［视频报料邮箱］：yishou@pearvideo；［自媒体入驻网址］：pearvideojoin
当时我就震惊了：旅行青蛙里的美食图鉴以及从各地带回来的土特产，马一个自己可以买来尝尝味道怎么样[并不简单]cr：这里是日本
[Travel frog gourmet map and from around the back of special local product, a horse you can buy what taste [] are not simple cr Japan is here]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
神奇的吐槽君：“如果号你女朋友有事，你就陪我过吧”
[If your girlfriend have something, you will accompany me too!]
北美吐槽君官方国内分站，欢迎私信吐槽。公众号：crazytucao【商务合作请联系：ad@beimeitucaojun】
林忆莲：謝謝懼高的演唱會導演政哥
悉心為我安排了這個意外驚喜
讓我能從觀眾席裡看到自己演唱會的opening!
真的非常感動!!! 🙏🏻😭💝 tRwdV
[Thanks brother fear heights concert director zheng < br > carefully arranged this surprise for me < br > let I can see his concert opening from the audience. < br > Im really very touched!!!!!! 🙏🏻😭💝 tRwdV ]
一起神回复：网友举办的渣女网名大赛，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈这得多大仇[允悲]
[Female net friend of slag net series, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this much electrocuting [allow sad]]
这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。
黄文煜小盆友：出租车上吹牛逼，即兴伪装一个三十八岁的离婚富商大叔，生了个孩子初三早恋各种家庭琐事！tRwIiea（下载App->tRqKYxu）
[Boast forces on the taxi, impromptu camouflage a years old uncle divorce businessman, gave birth to a child grade puppy love in all kinds of household chores! TRwIiea (download App - > tRqKYxu)]
有事找...hwyisluffy@ 我的邮箱！ ins：huangkicle
思想聚焦：什么才是最深情的陪伴？看完这部电影泪奔了
[What is the most affectionate companion? Watching the film tears]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ
中国之声：【这里也有“冰花男孩”】在“抗雪冰雪”战斗中，合肥火车站城管大队执法队员孙德海冲锋在铲雪除冰第一线。暴雪正烈，他率先请缨，爬上十几米高的建筑物顶棚，一锹一锹地扫除了厚厚的 积雪。因为在雪里的时间太久，他的头发上挂满 了冰溜子。累了就睡在办公室的椅子上，饿了就吃碗泡面，已经连续三天没
[There is also boy in KangXue snow battle, hefei railway station gangbusters law enforcement team Sun Dehai charge in shovel snow de-icing the first line. Blizzard is strong, he joined the first, and climbed up a dozen meters high buildings ceiling, a spade a spade to remove the thick snow. Because time is too long in the snow, his hair full of ice. Tired to sleep in the office chair, hungry just eat a bowl of instant noodles, has for three consecutive days]
网络直播在线收听： chinar。中国唯一覆盖全国的小时新闻直播频率。
堂妈小厨：种草已久的厨房小物件到家，颜值担当！[haha]
[Grass has long home kitchen gadgets, appearance level bear! (haha)]
堂妈是个全职妈妈，职业就是母亲和妻子。自己觉得其实幸福很简单，就是和爱的人一起吃顿饭，吃饭的意义不在乎吃的是什么，只在乎和谁一起吃！
朱德庸：一本书
ㄧ首歌
ㄧ杯咖啡
組成了一个世界
ㄧ个脫离过去、現在、未来
完完全全属于我的世界
[A book < br > < br > one song of one cup of coffee < br > < br > a world one from the past, present, and future < br > completely belongs to my world]
工作邮箱：zhudeyong@gmail；wearekids@qq。
河森堡：几件一下就让人沮丧到想要瘫倒装死的事：
.喜欢的杂志停刊了。
.喜欢的餐厅倒闭了。
.喜欢的节目停播了。
.喜欢的运动员退役了。
.喜欢的学者或艺术家去世了。
[A few pieces of let people depressed to want collapsed inversion die < br > < br > favorite magazine publication. < br >. Like the restaurant closed down. < br >. Like television talent show. < br >. The likes of retired athletes. < br > died like scholars and artists. ]
国家博物馆讲解员
最神奇的视频：种房子的画法，分钟就学会了，厉害了，建议先马再看！tRwMQi
[Kind of house painting, minutes to learn, much, suggest first horse again see! tRwMQi]
视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，
LEO它爹：大浪淘拉 tRwtZp
[Big waves tao tRwtZp]
两对老夫少妻的逗比日常……
央视新闻：#微感动#【暖心！全城买米筹款救助白血病患儿[心]】年，黑龙江农民李友才的儿子被查出先天性白血病。去年年底，儿子骨髓配型成功，为筹万元手术费，李友才在网上卖米。在医院有一面之缘的张晓华得知后，在内蒙古牙克石市帮忙卖米。几天内，李友才卖出了近万元，他说：想替孩子谢谢好心人…
[# # micro touched the warm heart! The city to buy m fundraising help children with leukemia [heart]] years, heilongjiang farmers Li Youcai was found, the son of congenital leukemia. Son at the end of last year, a bone marrow match for operation to raise ten thousand yuan, Li Youcai sell meters on the Internet. In the hospital had once hsiao-hua chang learned that after the tooth helps to sell m g stone city in Inner Mongolia. Within a few days, Li Youcai sold nearly ten thousand yuan, he said, would like to thank you for your child the man... ]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
噗嗤大叔：如何提高做PPT的效率？
[How to improve the efficiency of doing PPT? ]
合作推广加qq ：（噗嗤大叔商务） 公眾號：朱门大叔 （ID：ouba ）
韩国me2day：【MBC】日播出的
Q出道年的EXO的人气秘诀是?
#朴灿烈# 每一年我们都会变得更加团结,经常聚在一起聊天,就算意见不合也会互相调节.
#金俊勉# 中心是世勋
#金钟大# 世勋的推进力真的很强
#金钟仁# 压制性的
Q出道年的EXO,没
[MBC day 】 < > Section TV broadcast, the public to visit dubai # EXO# interview ~ tRwxXE < br > Q debut in the growing popularity of exobiology secret is? < br > # chan yeol # every year we become more united and often get together and chat, even if a disagreement will adjust to each other. < br > < br > # suho # center is the great big # # admiralty is of the great propulsion really strong < br > # # kai oppressive < br > < br > Q exobiology debut year, no]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
人民日报：【功勋搜救犬英雄迟暮：后腿瘫痪大小便失禁，专人照顾安度晚年[心]】搜救犬小虎，是昆明消防特勤搜救犬中队仅剩的只功勋犬之一，曾参加汶川地震搜救，留下很多伤病。如今它年岁已大，后肢瘫痪，大小便失禁，有专人照顾。“小虎也算英雄迟暮了，我们每天都会给它最好的关怀。”tRZqxvv
[【 feats sniffer dogs are dying hind legs paralyzed incontinence, specialist care to spend their twilight years [heart]] rescue dogs tiger, kunming is fire secret rescue dogs squadron feat only only one dog, participated in the wenchuan earthquake rescue, leaving a lot of injuries. Years now it has been big, hind legs paralyzed, incontinence, and have someone to take care of. Tiger is dying, we give it the best care every day. tRZqxvv]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
秒拍：书法狂人李天生放豪言：将难度降为的练字方法～太神奇了，字立马变漂亮！马住慢慢学～[赞] #秒拍# tRwsyz
[Calligraphy madman tian-sheng li put rhetoric reduced the difficulty to practice calligraphy method ~ amazing, word immediately become beautiful! Horses live slowly learn ~ [who] take # tRwsyz # s]
秒拍-秒拍大片！众多明星、美女都在玩的最新潮短视频分享应用。网页版：miaopai下载秒拍：miaopaidownload
视频之家：如何让自己买的礼物看上去逼格更高，更有心意？多种礼物包装方法，简单好学。[好喜欢]tRwcj
[How to let oneself buy gift looks pretend bility is higher, more palatable? A variety of gift packaging method, simple easy to learn. [love] tRwcj]
知名搞笑幽默博主。商务洽谈QQ：
疯一样得胖子：不想伤害女票，又不想离开喜欢的女孩，很苦恼...[吃瓜][吃瓜][吃瓜]
[Dont want to hurt the ticket, and dont want to leave like of girl, very upset... [eat the melon] [eat the melon] [eat the melon]]
一个做护肤品特卖的微博
人民网：第一次见下雪之后......（图片转自网络）
[After the first time to see snow... (image from the network)]
报道全球 传播中国
周杰伦中文网JayCn：#Hathaway# Zoo [心]
[# Hathaway# Zoo [heart]]
全球最大的歌迷网站社区！ 明星歌迷社区第一品牌。 成立于年月日！微信公众号thejaycn 品牌微信号jcnbrand
我的朋友是个呆B：“妈妈我学着你化妆的，你看我化的美吗？”“美不美不知道，但是妈妈不准备要你啦 )” tRwcCc
[Mom I learn your makeup, you see I beautiful? Beauty is not beauty dont know, but my mother not to embark you) tRwcCc]
内地知名男星
朱广权：你们从瞒着北京下雪的地方发来的广告都收到了，晚上六点《共同关注》见。🤓
[Keeping you from Beijing snow place ads received a message from the mutual concern at six in the evening. 🤓 ]
请系好安全带，我接下来的语速有点快
谷大白话：【超人气网红萌宠】去年几只萌宠爆红网络，吸粉无数，人气比明星都高。其中有会练瑜伽的狗，有靠懒出名的猫，还有见到什么嚼什么的羊驼。tRQeKEQG
[The wildly popular web celebrity of pet 】 last year and a few of pet popular network, countless powder, popularity is higher than the stars. There will have yoga dog, lazy famous cats, and see what chew what of alpaca. tRQeKEQG]
THERES NO『俗』WITHOUT『谷』
萧忆情Alex：请叫我表情帝，hhhhhhhhh
[Please call me expression emperor, HHHHHHHHH]
工作事宜请联系助理QQ： 评论、私信每天都会看哟~
大咕咕咕鸡：大冬天零下十几度还穿船袜，露出脚脖子的人大家怎么看，我看就是bitch
[Winter minus ten degrees also wear boat socks, show ankle what do you think, I see is that bitch]
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