宝宝：生气的时候请不要逗我笑，你一笑我也想跟着笑，很尴尬知道吗？[doge] tRKvcYrP
[Baby when angry, please dont make me laugh, you laugh I also want to laugh, very embarrassing to know? [doge] tRKvcYrP]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
优酷：走过路过不要错过，炒鸡大福利来啦！！还记得鸡条前两季中那些令人捧腹又#命中带酷# 的“神路人”吗？新一季的鸡条中，这个人或许就是你啦[坏笑]要做男人帮任务道路上的“绊脚石”还是“助力器”，统统由你来决定！带上你最酷的创意同框照并@优酷 ，#优酷极限挑战# 就能带你与男人帮亲密接触啦[憧憬]
[Through pass by dont miss, Fried chicken big benefits come!! Still remember those chicken first two seasons in article # hit with a hilarious and cool # passers-by god? In the article a new season of chicken, this person may be you [laugh] men to do the task on the road stumbling block or booster, entirely up to you to decide! Bring your creativity with the coolest box and @ youku, limit challenge # # youku can bring you close contact with men [hope]]
音悦台：【台哥报报】心疼一秒!宋仲基要结婚好兄弟赵寅成李光洙上热搜 tRKvcXG 徐静蕾和张继科老爸喝酒 脸颊泛红被赞不老女神tRKvcXb 陈妍希结婚周年！准时告白“陈晓是最厚实温暖的依靠” tRKvcXq【更多资讯戳tzQQxwN
[Table elder brother to quote 】 【 love dearly for a second! Song joong ki to marry good brothers zo in-sung wonderful radio hot search tRKvcXG xu jinglei and Zhang Jike dad to drink Cheek red by praise from goddess tRKvcXb sorry wedding anniversary! On time confessions Chen is the most thick warm rely on tRKvcXq 【 poked tzQQxwN more information]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass
小浪同学爱吐槽：【重庆现最励志小偷 为偷盗日必三省其身】近日，重庆渝中区公安分局抓获一名犯罪嫌疑人，并在其家中查获作案工具和一本小册子。该小本子上字迹潦草的写满了“励志语”。[笑cry]雷人的语句让久经沙场的老刑警感慨道“理想跑偏了“↓↓↓tRKvcAlB
[The chongqing is now the most inspiring the thief to steal day shall three provinces the 】 recently, chongqing yuzhong district public security bureau arrested a suspect, and seized a trebuchet in their house and a booklet. Scrawled on the notebook with inspirational words. [laughing cry] shocking statement let battle-hardened old Interpol says ideal wandering left left left tRKvcAlB down down down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小野妹子学吐槽：没毛病啊很写实[喵喵]
[Nothing wrong with it is realistic [meow meow]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
冷笑话精选：谁还不会转圈咋地[笑cry]@捡书少年小陀螺？@罗舒月_Rosemay：托马斯小赵猪@才不生气呢天啊！太可爱了吧hhhhh
[Who cant circle how to pick up a book [laugh cry] @ young small gyro? @ _Rosemay Luo Shu month Thomas xiao zhao pig @ dont angry! Too cute HHHHH]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：[挤眼][哈哈]@博众证券投资咨询：[喵喵][喵喵]仿佛看穿一切
[[eye] [ha ha] @ bo the securities investment consultation [meow] [meow] as if see through everything]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选：哈哈哈深井冰啊[允悲]@前任是个神经病真· 有猫病[费解]@苦逼老湿听着想打人@触手蜀黍配音强行给自己加戏@一介撸夫我tm居然看完了@assaultyako哈哈哈哈哈哈居然很应景呢[笑cry]@吃不胖的小好吃你就多吃点[笑cry]
[Ha ha ha ahallow sadness deep ice @ predecessor is a mental derangement, really have cats, [difficult] @ helpless pain old wet listen to hit people @ tentacles sorghum dubbing forcibly @ the humble lu, give yourself a play I tm had finished @ assaultyako ha ha ha ha ha ha very appropriate? [laughter cry] @ eat not fat little delicious you eat more [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪新闻客户端：【胡海泉曝陈羽凡现状 和白百何离婚后在忙这件事】日，胡海泉在北京出席某发布会。自白百何事件后，陈羽凡就逐渐淡出幕前。有媒体向胡海泉询问其好兄弟近况，海泉爆料↓↓至于是否会请羽凡来上节目，陈羽凡会复出吗？海泉回应↓↓tRKvqdP
[[hu haiquan revealed Chen yufan status and white best how busy after divorce in this matter], hu haiquan to attend a conference in Beijing. Confessions after any incident, Chen yufan gradually fade out front of the tent of meeting. Media ask hu haiquan its good brothers, ocean fact left left as to whether please feather any on air, Chen yufan will return? Ocean response to left left tRKvqdP down]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
但斌：伟大公司的深蹲，往往是为了跳得更高、更远！[心][鲜花][笑cry]
[Great company of the squat, often is to jump higher and farther! [heart] [flowers] [laugh cry]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽：穿着雎晓雯同款马拉松T恤去跑步，会不会腿也能跟着变长？[并不简单]#飞向黄金海岸马拉松#@澳大利亚黄金海岸旅游局在本条微博下转发➕评论，抽三人送@雎晓雯 同款马拉松T恤，[哆啦A梦开心]和晓雯一起冲向人生下一个起点！#飞向黄金海岸马拉松#
[Dressed in XiaoWen with money to run a marathon T-shirt, will can also follow the variable-length legs? [] are not simple # fly to the gold coast marathon # @ Australias gold coast tourism forward under this weibo ➕ comments, three people send @ in XiaoWen With marathon t-shirts, [doraemon happy] and XiaoWen into next starting point for our life!!!!!!! Marathon # # fly to the gold coast]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
冷笑话精选：紫薇，你睁大眼睛看看我啊！！看看我！[允悲]tRKvGwg
[Crape myrtle, your eyes to look at me!! Look at me! [allow sad] tRKvGwg]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：#军师联盟#曹植对司马懿说：自从二哥有了你，____________。[doge][doge][doge]@吴秀波 @李晨 @王仁君国度
[# # mastermind alliances of sima yi said since the second brother had you, ____________ hold. [doge] [doge] [doge] @ super wu @ @ ren-jun wang country]
新浪新闻客户端：你认为该不该让座？
[Do you think should give up your seat?]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：【上海地铁一男子称太累未让座引纠纷】近日，上海地铁一男子拒绝给抱小孩的妇女让座引纠纷。随后，该男子称，当天工作很累，原本想让，但乘客的指责让他很气愤↓↓有反转？现场还原[吃惊]↓↓↓该不该让座？你怎么看？tRKvD
[The Shanghai metro said a man too tired not give up her seat led dispute 】 recently, the Shanghai metro a man refused to give his seat to a woman with a baby in her arms disputes. Then, the man said, the work is very tired, originally wanted, but passengers blame him angry left left a reversal? The scene should restore [surprised] left left left his seat? What do you think? tRKvD]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪汽车：VV测评ing！都在这里都在这里～[色]👏
[V. v. test ing! 都在这里都在这里～[色]👏]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
玛莎拉蒂_Maserati：#玛莎拉蒂寻美记#白云、青山 、遍地的油菜花……七月的门源，恍如人间天堂。居民男耕女织，岁月人间静美。和玛莎拉蒂一起寻美前行，如画人间，尽情采撷。
[# # maserati show the face remember throughout all the land of white clouds, castle peak, rape... July MenYuan, like a paradise on earth. Residents male plow female weave, time leaves in the world. To show the face with maserati, picturesque world, to gather. ]
传承意大利经典设计和手工定制传统，玛莎拉蒂旗下QP总裁轿车、Ghibli轿车、SUV Levante、GT跑车、GC敞篷跑车完美诠释优雅、奢华、运动与激情，带您体验无与伦比的驾乘感受，助您开启卓尔不凡的人生旅程。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【陕西一高校发出首封AR录取通知书：能看“动”的学校】日下午，西工大发出了年第一封录取通知书，通知书的主人是来自山东的魏同学。与往年不同的是，今年该校在每份通知书中，嵌入了AR技术，让高校信息“动”了起来。[哆啦A梦吃惊]这样的录取通知书不能再酷炫↓↓↓tRKvysah
[The shaanxi universities in a first letter AR admission notice can see move school 】 days afternoon, ms issued the first letter in the admission notice, notice of wei from shandong is the host of classmates. Unlike previous years, this year the school in each letter, embedded in the AR technology, for information on colleges and universities to move. [doraemon surprised] such admission notice cant cool again left left left tRKvysah down down down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
冷笑话精选：可以说是非常形象了[笑cry]@W小姐丢失了她的睡眠但我就是想笑啊 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@同道大叔别笑了，有女朋友么你就笑[摊手]
[Is very image [laugh cry] @ miss W lost her sleep but I just want to laugh Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ fellow uncle not to laugh, and have a girlfriend? You laugh [stand hand]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
猫扑：哈哈哈哈哈哈这些鸟是不是有毛病啊tRoVACsB
[These birds, whether there is something wrong with tRoVACsB ha ha ha ha ha ha]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
小野妹子学吐槽：那狮子＋摩羯呢？我有一个大胆的想法[doge]
[The lion + Capricorn? I have a bold idea [doge]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【中国明星齐聚巴黎看秀 汤唯周迅刘诗诗刘雯绽放中国美】日，中国明星#周迅# #汤唯# #刘雯# #胡歌# #刘诗诗# #桂纶镁# #牛莉# #田海蓉# 等现身巴黎时装周。周迅清新妆容短裙秀美腿；辣妈汤唯橙色礼服仙气飘飘；刘诗诗短发超英俊...谁的造型让你动心？↓↓↓tRKvj
[【 Chinese stars gathered in Paris to show Tang wei zhou xun Cecilia liu liu blossom China and the United States], China star zhou # # # # # # # tang liu arrival # # Cecilia liu # # # # # # # hours Adrienne hairong tian appeared such as Paris fashion week. Zhou xun is pure and fresh makeup look short skirt beautiful legs; Hot mom tang orange dress dust flying; Cecilia liu hair super handsome... Who is the modelling of make you interested? Left left left tRKvj down down down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
巴曙松：转一则朋友发来的微信：曾经私下调研过庞氏骗局和传销组织，问他们：为什么要宣称高得离谱的收益，把收益说低点不是看起来更真实能吸引更多人？
对方说，收益越夸张越好。一方面定位精准，只要相信的都是傻子，主动过滤提高效率；二是每月翻一两倍的暴利，还能吸引一些明知是骗局却自作聪明的人进来侥...全文： m.weibo
[Turned to a friend from WeChat once private research ponzi scheme and MLM, ask them why do you want to claim is abnormally high returns, low income said not look more real can attract more people? < br > and they said, returns the exaggerated the better. Positioning accuracy on the one hand, as long as believe is a fool, active filter efficiency, Second, one or two times in a months profits, also can attract some scam but smart Aleck knowing that come in spare... The full text m. eibo]
金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
新浪新闻客户端：【张继科懵了！徐静蕾和张继科老爸喝酒称咱爸】日晚，徐静蕾晒和张继科老爸的聚餐合影，并称咱爸[笑而不语]！徐静蕾坐在张继科老爸身旁，扎着马尾，身材纤细，脸上还微微泛着红晕，更显妩媚动人↓↓张继科火速回复↓↓tRKvwhm
[【 Zhang Jike. Xu and Zhang Jike dad said drinking za dad 】 Sunday evening, xu tan and Zhang Jike dads dinner, saying I dadsmiling without a word! Xu jinglei is to be sitting right beside Zhang Jike dad pony-tailed, thin, face still slightly flushed, more enchanting and moving left left left left tRKvwhm Zhang Jike urgent reply]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
Autobeta汽车杂志：厉害了我的G
[Much of my G]
国内外汽车资讯速递，依据新车进行点评，欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力，喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。
小野妹子学吐槽：#炸鸡吃掉吃掉#所以#鹿晗#的炸鸡到底是被谁给吃掉了！！看得我好捉急！！肯爸爸你这是闹哪样！！我已经吃掉你们家桶炸鸡桶了！！@肯德基 #一鹿过瘾#
[# # # # Fried chicken to eat eat so Lu Han exactly is who to eat Fried chicken!! I got good worry!! Ken ring dad you this is which!!!!! I have already eat your house bucket Fried chicken!! @ # # a deer satisfy KFC]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
一块去旅行：或许独自旅行，也是一种最舒服与自我相处的方式。
[May travel alone, but also a most comfortable with yourself. ]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
小浪同学爱吐槽：【张继科懵了！徐静蕾和张继科老爸喝酒称咱爸】日晚，徐静蕾晒和张继科老爸的聚餐合影，并称咱爸[笑而不语]！徐静蕾坐在张继科老爸身旁，扎着马尾，身材纤细，脸上还微微泛着红晕，更显妩媚动人↓↓张继科火速回复↓↓tRKvwhm
[【 Zhang Jike. Xu and Zhang Jike dad said drinking za dad 】 Sunday evening, xu tan and Zhang Jike dads dinner, saying I dadsmiling without a word! Xu jinglei is to be sitting right beside Zhang Jike dad pony-tailed, thin, face still slightly flushed, more enchanting and moving left left left left tRKvwhm Zhang Jike urgent reply]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
青年时报：【我们有个很酷的定向赛，你要不要来玩？】月日，浙江省运动休闲定向系列赛首站暨“浙里有鱼”王村口红色文化AR定向挑战赛将在遂昌举行。我们在浙东革命根据地、红色古镇王村口等你，一起体验激情燃烧的岁月。你需要前往宏济桥参加苏维埃政府成立大会，在师部旧址找机密情报，天后宫支援前线战友，...全文： m.weibo
[We have a cool event, do you want to play? June , the zhejiang province sports leisure directional series village head and a fish in zhejiang king red AR directional challenge will be held in the local culture. We wait for you in eastern zhejiang revolutionary base, red town wang village, experience the passion burning years together. You need to go to the macro economic bridge to the Soviet government founding conference, classified information from hq site, support front line workers, the queen of heaven... The full text m. eibo]
新闻推动进步。青年时报，在中国浙江观察世界。 新闻热线：。
优酷：#我在脑洞大开# 最浪的季节，我们迎来了脑洞最浪的@大张伟 第一段子手@李诞 戏精学院院长@BIGBIG张大大 奇葩大王@肖骁Mix 以及善用美人计的@汪聪 所以谁能成为本场最佳？！@张绍刚工作室微博 推了推镜框，知道此事不简单[笑而不语]
#酷剧场# tRosMPe
[# # I in imagination the waves of the season, the wave @ kid we ushered in the imagination First hand jokes @ lee Christmas play fine, dean of the school of @ BIGBIG zhang wonderful work @ king shaw greatly Xiao Mix and @ Wang Cong use honey trap So who can become a man of the match? ! @ shao-gang zhang studio weibo pushed frames, know that it is not simple [smiling without a word] < br > # # tRosMPe cool theater]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【FBI资深探员：嫌犯或以章莹颖下落换轻判】日前，#北大女硕士在美失联#案嫌犯已进行首次聆讯，章莹颖下落不明。据一位曾在FBI服役年的前资深探员分析称，如果嫌犯愿意向执法部门交代受害者（或尸体）藏在哪里，检方可能会同意降低指控↓↓最新进展↓↓tRKvzcOS
[[FBI veteran agents the suspect or ZhangYingYing falling for a lenient sentence 】, # # Peking University master of women in the American lost in case the suspect has for the first time hearing, ZhangYingYing unaccounted for. According to a senior who had served in years before the FBI agents, according to the analysis if the suspect like victims to law enforcement bodies (or) hidden in where, the prosecutor may agree to reduce charges left left tRKvzcOS left left the latest progress]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
南方都市报：【怒赞！珠海一患者农药中毒，护士通宵徒手掰开支药剂救助[赞]】支药剂，需要徒手掰开玻璃瓶，医护人员通宵作战，双手已经割破流血，幸运的是终于将患者从死亡线上救回。这是发生在珠海斗门区遵医五院的一幕。近日该院ICU收治了一名农药中毒患者，有机磷农药中毒患者的抢救需要使用阿托品药剂...全文： m.weibo
[[nu praise! Zhuhai a pesticide poisoning patients, nurses [like] to unarmed break spending all night agent 】 a potion, need to open the bottle with his hands, and medical personnel all night fighting, both hands have cut bleeding, fortunately finally save the patients from dying. It happened in zhuhai doumen district according to the medical five yuan. Recently the hospital ICU of a pesticide poisoning patients, treated patients with organophosphorus pesticide poisoning rescue needs to use the atropine potion... The full text m. eibo]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
冷笑话精选：哈哈哈这就很扎心了！陪女朋友去看她爱豆演唱会时的你……[允悲]tRKvGwl
[Ha ha ha it is the heart! Accompany my girlfriend to see her love bean concert of you... [allow sad] tRKvGwl]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
汽车之家：#家人帮家人# @鉬土土：“落地万—万，男士，手动挡，需要天窗，空间过得去就行。两厢三厢都行！悦翔V怎么样？求推荐。”
[# @ # family help family molybdenum soil soil ground rather than all men, manual, need skylight, the space is ok. No sedan is ok! Yue xiang V? Please recommend. ]
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猫扑：【重庆的哥魔性吐槽：在这里GPS根本没用[笑cry]】月日，王女士在重庆打车，的哥听说她根据导航走错两次路，开启吐槽模式：“重庆没有东南西北，只有上下左右，GPS根本不管用！我们才是活生生的GPS！全中国最复杂最怪异的城市道路地形在重庆…”[笑cry][笑cry]tRoFPLWB
[[chongqing older ones ridicule GPS useless here [laugh cry]] month day, wang a taxi in chongqing, brother heard she twice according to the navigation on the wrong road, opening speech patterns chongqing southeast northwest, only up and down or so, the GPS do not work!!! We are the real GPS! The whole of China the most complex and strange city road landscape in chongqing... [laughing cry] [laughter cry] tRoFPLWB]
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