2017年7月5日星期三

Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选:
    可以说是非常形象了[笑cry]@W小姐丢失了她的睡眠但我就是想笑啊 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@同道大叔别笑了,有女朋友么你就笑[摊手]
[Is very image [laugh cry] @ miss W lost her sleep but I just want to laugh Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ fellow uncle not to laugh, and have a girlfriend? You laugh [stand hand]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

猫扑:
    哈哈哈哈哈哈这些鸟是不是有毛病啊tRoVACsB ​
[These birds, whether there is something wrong with tRoVACsB ha ha ha ha ha ha]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    那狮子+摩羯呢?我有一个大胆的想法[doge]
[The lion + Capricorn? I have a bold idea [doge]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【中国明星齐聚巴黎看秀 汤唯周迅刘诗诗刘雯绽放中国美】日,中国明星#周迅# #汤唯# #刘雯# #胡歌# #刘诗诗# #桂纶镁# #牛莉# #田海蓉# 等现身巴黎时装周。周迅清新妆容短裙秀美腿;辣妈汤唯橙色礼服仙气飘飘;刘诗诗短发超英俊...谁的造型让你动心?↓↓↓tRKvj ​
[【 Chinese stars gathered in Paris to show Tang wei zhou xun Cecilia liu liu blossom China and the United States], China star zhou # # # # # # # tang liu arrival # # Cecilia liu # # # # # # # hours Adrienne hairong tian appeared such as Paris fashion week. Zhou xun is pure and fresh makeup look short skirt beautiful legs; Hot mom tang orange dress dust flying; Cecilia liu hair super handsome... Who is the modelling of make you interested? Left left left tRKvj down down down]

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巴曙松:
    转一则朋友发来的微信:曾经私下调研过庞氏骗局和传销组织,问他们:为什么要宣称高得离谱的收益,把收益说低点不是看起来更真实能吸引更多人?
对方说,收益越夸张越好。一方面定位精准,只要相信的都是傻子,主动过滤提高效率;二是每月翻一两倍的暴利,还能吸引一些明知是骗局却自作聪明的人进来侥...全文: m.weibo ​

[Turned to a friend from WeChat once private research ponzi scheme and MLM, ask them why do you want to claim is abnormally high returns, low income said not look more real can attract more people? < br > and they said, returns the exaggerated the better. Positioning accuracy on the one hand, as long as believe is a fool, active filter efficiency, Second, one or two times in a months profits, also can attract some scam but smart Aleck knowing that come in spare... The full text m. eibo]

金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

新浪新闻客户端:
    【张继科懵了!徐静蕾和张继科老爸喝酒称咱爸】日晚,徐静蕾晒和张继科老爸的聚餐合影,并称咱爸[笑而不语]!徐静蕾坐在张继科老爸身旁,扎着马尾,身材纤细,脸上还微微泛着红晕,更显妩媚动人↓↓张继科火速回复↓↓tRKvwhm ​
[【 Zhang Jike. Xu and Zhang Jike dad said drinking za dad 】 Sunday evening, xu tan and Zhang Jike dads dinner, saying I dadsmiling without a word! Xu jinglei is to be sitting right beside Zhang Jike dad pony-tailed, thin, face still slightly flushed, more enchanting and moving left left left left tRKvwhm Zhang Jike urgent reply]

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Autobeta汽车杂志:
    厉害了我的G ​
[Much of my G]

国内外汽车资讯速递,依据新车进行点评,欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力,喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    #炸鸡吃掉吃掉#所以#鹿晗#的炸鸡到底是被谁给吃掉了!!看得我好捉急!!肯爸爸你这是闹哪样!!我已经吃掉你们家桶炸鸡桶了!!@肯德基 #一鹿过瘾#


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一块去旅行:
    或许独自旅行,也是一种最舒服与自我相处的方式。 ​
[May travel alone, but also a most comfortable with yourself. ​]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【张继科懵了!徐静蕾和张继科老爸喝酒称咱爸】日晚,徐静蕾晒和张继科老爸的聚餐合影,并称咱爸[笑而不语]!徐静蕾坐在张继科老爸身旁,扎着马尾,身材纤细,脸上还微微泛着红晕,更显妩媚动人↓↓张继科火速回复↓↓tRKvwhm ​
[【 Zhang Jike. Xu and Zhang Jike dad said drinking za dad 】 Sunday evening, xu tan and Zhang Jike dads dinner, saying I dadsmiling without a word! Xu jinglei is to be sitting right beside Zhang Jike dad pony-tailed, thin, face still slightly flushed, more enchanting and moving left left left left tRKvwhm Zhang Jike urgent reply]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

青年时报:
    【我们有个很酷的定向赛,你要不要来玩?】月日,浙江省运动休闲定向系列赛首站暨“浙里有鱼”王村口红色文化AR定向挑战赛将在遂昌举行。我们在浙东革命根据地、红色古镇王村口等你,一起体验激情燃烧的岁月。你需要前往宏济桥参加苏维埃政府成立大会,在师部旧址找机密情报,天后宫支援前线战友,...全文: m.weibo ​
[We have a cool event, do you want to play? June , the zhejiang province sports leisure directional series village head and a fish in zhejiang king red AR directional challenge will be held in the local culture. We wait for you in eastern zhejiang revolutionary base, red town wang village, experience the passion burning years together. You need to go to the macro economic bridge to the Soviet government founding conference, classified information from hq site, support front line workers, the queen of heaven... The full text m. eibo]

新闻推动进步。青年时报,在中国浙江观察世界。 新闻热线:。

优酷:
    #我在脑洞大开# 最浪的季节,我们迎来了脑洞最浪的@大张伟 第一段子手@李诞 戏精学院院长@BIGBIG张大大 奇葩大王@肖骁Mix 以及善用美人计的@汪聪 所以谁能成为本场最佳?!@张绍刚工作室微博 推了推镜框,知道此事不简单[笑而不语]
#酷剧场# tRosMPe ​

[# # I in imagination the waves of the season, the wave @ kid we ushered in the imagination First hand jokes @ lee Christmas play fine, dean of the school of @ BIGBIG zhang wonderful work @ king shaw greatly Xiao Mix and @ Wang Cong use honey trap So who can become a man of the match? ! @ shao-gang zhang studio weibo pushed frames, know that it is not simple [smiling without a word] < br > # # tRosMPe cool theater]

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【FBI资深探员:嫌犯或以章莹颖下落换轻判​​】日前,#北大女硕士在美失联#案嫌犯已进行首次聆讯,章莹颖下落不明。据一位曾在FBI服役年的前资深探员分析称,如果嫌犯愿意向执法部门交代受害者(或尸体)藏在哪里,检方可能会同意降低指控↓↓最新进展↓↓tRKvzcOS ​
[[FBI veteran agents the suspect or ZhangYingYing falling for a lenient sentence 】, # # Peking University master of women in the American lost in case the suspect has for the first time hearing, ZhangYingYing unaccounted for. According to a senior who had served in years before the FBI agents, according to the analysis if the suspect like victims to law enforcement bodies (or) hidden in where, the prosecutor may agree to reduce charges left left tRKvzcOS left left the latest progress]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

南方都市报:
    【怒赞!珠海一患者农药中毒,护士通宵徒手掰开支药剂救助[赞]】支药剂,需要徒手掰开玻璃瓶,医护人员通宵作战,双手已经割破流血,幸运的是终于将患者从死亡线上救回。这是发生在珠海斗门区遵医五院的一幕。近日该院ICU收治了一名农药中毒患者,有机磷农药中毒患者的抢救需要使用阿托品药剂...全文: m.weibo ​
[[nu praise! Zhuhai a pesticide poisoning patients, nurses [like] to unarmed break spending all night agent 】 a potion, need to open the bottle with his hands, and medical personnel all night fighting, both hands have cut bleeding, fortunately finally save the patients from dying. It happened in zhuhai doumen district according to the medical five yuan. Recently the hospital ICU of a pesticide poisoning patients, treated patients with organophosphorus pesticide poisoning rescue needs to use the atropine potion... The full text m. eibo]

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冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈这就很扎心了!陪女朋友去看她爱豆演唱会时的你……[允悲]tRKvGwl ​
[Ha ha ha it is the heart! Accompany my girlfriend to see her love bean concert of you... [allow sad] tRKvGwl]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

汽车之家:
    #家人帮家人# @鉬土土:“落地万—万,男士,手动挡,需要天窗,空间过得去就行。两厢三厢都行!悦翔V怎么样?求推荐。” ​
[# @ # family help family molybdenum soil soil ground rather than all men, manual, need skylight, the space is ok. No sedan is ok! Yue xiang V? Please recommend. ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

猫扑:
    【重庆的哥魔性吐槽:在这里GPS根本没用[笑cry]】月日,王女士在重庆打车,的哥听说她根据导航走错两次路,开启吐槽模式:“重庆没有东南西北,只有上下左右,GPS根本不管用!我们才是活生生的GPS!全中国最复杂最怪异的城市道路地形在重庆…”[笑cry][笑cry]tRoFPLWB ​
[[chongqing older ones ridicule GPS useless here [laugh cry]] month day, wang a taxi in chongqing, brother heard she twice according to the navigation on the wrong road, opening speech patterns chongqing southeast northwest, only up and down or so, the GPS do not work!!! We are the real GPS! The whole of China the most complex and strange city road landscape in chongqing... [laughing cry] [laughter cry] tRoFPLWB]

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新浪汽车:
    #出行生活# 月日,王女士在重庆打车,的哥听说她根据导航走错两次路,开启吐槽模式:“重庆没有东南西北,只有上下左右,GPS根本不管用!我们才是活生生的GPS!全中国最复杂最怪异的城市道路地形在重庆…”[允悲]tRoFPLWB ​
[# # travel life month day, wang a taxi in chongqing, brother heard she twice according to the navigation on the wrong road, opening speech patterns chongqing southeast northwest, only up and down or so, the GPS do not work!!! We are the real GPS! The whole of China the most complex and strange city road landscape in chongqing... [allow sad] tRoFPLWB]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

汽车之家:
    分秒的时候发生了什么![doge][doge]
[Minutes when what happened! [doge] [doge]]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【宋茜回应粉丝手撕经纪人 你们这样让我真的好心痛】近日,有宋茜粉丝通过微博手撕宋茜经纪人,称他是阴沟的老鼠,只做对他自己有利的事情,对宋茜的演艺事业无任何帮助,接演“毒剧”等等数宗“罪状”。月日,宋茜通过微博饱含真情回应粉丝↓↓↓tRKvhM ​
[【 Victoria song in response to fan hand agent You so let I really good heartache 】 recently, with Victoria song fans through weibo hand tore vitoria agent, said he is a sewer rat, only do to his own advantage, career without any help of Victoria song, take drama poison and so on several crimes. Month, vitoria via weibo full of true feelings in response to fans left left left tRKvhM down down down]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

巴曙松:
    月日 香港交易所首只实物交收黄金期货合约上市暨典礼,诚挚邀请参加!

報名連結 RSVP link tRKvvsFQ ​

[On the day The Hong Kong stock exchanges first physical delivery of gold futures contracts listed and ceremony, sincerely invited to attend! < br > < br > registration link RSVP link tRKvvsFQ]

金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【宋仲基瞒婚有苦衷 剧组揭真相他想保护宋慧乔】宋慧乔宋仲基结婚震惊各界,两人因《太阳的后裔》结缘。宋承宪李秉宪Rain玄彬都曾与她传过绯闻。网友点名最强伴郎团:赵寅成、李钟硕、朴宝剑等。为保护女友,宋仲基对恋情保密到家,曾做这举动↓↓李光洙这一细节疑早知恋情↓↓↓tRKvvuh ​
[[song joong ki from marriage has always been Cast off the truth he wants to protect 】 song hye kyo song joong ki wedding song hye kyo shocked the from all walks of life, two people because of the descendants of the sun become attached to. Song seung heon LBH Rain hyun bin have pass the gossip with her. Netizen named best man strongest zo in-sung, lee jong-suk, PiaoBaoJian, etc. To protect his girlfriend, song joong ki of relationship have been kept secret, did it move left left wonderful radio this detail suspected early know romance left left left tRKvvuh down down down]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话##王者荣耀游戏的负面影响谁来担责?#昨晚,农民工十一岁儿子玩儿王者荣耀透支一万,厂家以无法证明是他儿子玩拒绝对话!王者荣耀游戏的宣传企划太成功了,因为玩儿这游戏,未成年跳楼的、透支银行卡的、辍学的……诟病一堆,不但无损企业形象,而且业绩通过媒体宣传一路飘红!哎,损人利己等...全文: m.weibo ​
[# jinshan night # # king glory game the negative impact of whos responsibility? # last night, eleven sons play king glory overdraft ten thousand migrant workers, factory refused to dialogue on cannot be proved to be his son to play! King glory game promotion project is successful, because to play this game, the minor jumping, overdraft, dropping out of school... For a heap of, not only condition enterprise image, and performance all the way through the media propaganda wave red!!!! Ah, Roman holiday, etc... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

但斌:
    回复@杂文家王若谷一直搞不懂,几轮股灾过后股票市盈率还在倍以上,偶尔某个企业因为确定性的高成长还可以理解,但普遍估值这么高,还有人买?为什么吃一堑不能长一智?
[Reply @ ZaWenGu ruo-gu wang always dont understand, after several rounds of crash stock pe is at times, occasionally a company for the high-growth of the uncertainty is understandable, but the universal valuations are so high, and people buy? Why cant a fall into a pit a gain in your wit?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪汽车:
    图太酷!#汽车图赏#
[Figure is so cool! # # car TuShang]

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谢娜:
    突然翻到这两张乐了,国际名模老奚看我吃大碗粉的表情亮了[笑cry][允悲] ​
[Suddenly turn to the two authors, international supermodel old xi see me eat bowl powder face lit [laugh cry] [allow sad]]

太阳女神(也可称为喜神)的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方:)工作邮箱:w@qq(仅限工作)感谢!

猫扑:
    [思考]@孟笑光 编剧刘毅 提倡让座,但是不能强制让座,跟不让座比起来,道德绑架更不道德@熟睡中地铁如果设置了老幼病残孕专座,占了不让可以批评,其他位置请闭嘴,都是花钱买票了,凭什么不坐着
[[thinking] @ meng light smile The writer liu yi Advocates the seat, but not mandatory, to not let moral kidnapping more immoral @ sleeping in the subway ages, if set the sick child seats, accounted for dont let can criticize, other position please shut up, is to spend money to buy a ticket, why not sit]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    【称呼郑爽为那剧女一号 杨迪致歉称台本要求】杨迪因在节目中以“你们那剧女一号”“放飞自我的女一号”代指#郑爽#,引起粉丝强烈不满。他日晚发文辩称自己是按台本提问。他对郑没有恶意,并为冒犯了她和粉丝道歉。杨迪声明全文↓↓↓tRosFINi ​
[【 call Zheng Shuang that play female Yandi apology says playscript with stage directions demands to 】 yandi because in show that show your female one female one fly self generation refers to # # Zheng Shuang, caused strong dissatisfaction. We assure you late post argues that oneself is the playscript with stage directions to ask questions. He has no malicious to zheng, and apologize for offended her and fans. Yandi statement left left left tRosFINi down down down]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

微博汽车:
    #大V聊车# 创意无处不在 [哈哈]
[Talk about car # # big V creativity everywhere (ha ha)]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

平安北京:
    #辟谣#【朋友圈谣言又来临:西瓜+桃子=剧毒? 食物相克大多是无稽之谈】近日,大量水果上市,不少和水果有关的谣言又在朋友圈里广为流传,譬如“桃子和西瓜不能一起吃,会产生剧毒”。不少谣言与食物相生相克有关,农业大学教授表示,而这些所谓的相生相克大多是无稽之谈。tRosDgE ​
[Rumors # # rumours that the circle of friends coming again watermelon + = virulent peach? Food phase grams are mostly nonsense 】 recently, a lot of fruits appear on the market, a lot of rumors related to fruit and widely circulated in the circle of friends, such as peach and watermelon not eat together, can produce toxic. A lot of rumors about food - based, agricultural university professor, said while most of these so-called based is nonsense. tRosDgE]

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谢娜:
    记得给我留一本🤓
[记得给我留一本🤓]

太阳女神(也可称为喜神)的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方:)工作邮箱:w@qq(仅限工作)感谢!

谢娜:
    小娜比,如果你是一条鱼,不能有鱼的记忆,因为你得多想我[心][笑而不语]
[XiaoNa than, if you are a fish, much cant have the memory of fish, because you think I [heart] [smiling without a word]]

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南方都市报:
    【该不该让?上海地铁上一小伙未及时让座 引发争议】近日,有网友发帖称,上海地铁上有一年轻男子以上班太累为由,拒绝给抱小孩妇女让座,还抢夺乘客的拍摄手机。该男子回应称,原本是想让座的,但乘客再三指责让他很气愤,因此赌气不让,不让座是因为反感道德绑架。警方已调解处理。...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 should let? Shanghai subway seat a small group of not timely controversial 】 recently, some netizens post said, there is a young man on the Shanghai metro citing work too tired, refused to give a baby give his seat to a woman and also robbed the passengers of mobile phone. Responded that the man was meant to give up her seat, but passengers repeatedly accused makes him very angry, dont let so pique, dont give up her seat because moral kidnapping antipathy. The police have mediation process. ... The full text m. eibo]

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