巧了，说的好像就是我...[二哈]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
但斌：？？？！！！不可能吧@股道热肠也这家公司也许只值亿。
[????? !!!!!!!!! Cant @ good Joe fields is also the company may only worth billions.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@股道热肠也回复@大大大黄在此股市从来不带大多数人发财！这是铁律，从机构到个人，一致预期之后总会把一部分人敢下车。@大大大黄在此价值投资者永远就那么多！ 每当多数人参与 市场就要洗出去去一些人@股道热肠也回复@秦浩哲AlexQin主要是和人心有关！
[@ fields is good Joe reply @ also greatly rhubarb in the stock market with most people never get rich! This is the iron law, from institutions to individuals, always put some people dare to get off after consensus. @ rhubarb greatly value investors here forever so much! When most people participate in the market will be washed out to some @ good Joe fields is also reply @ Qin Haozhe AlexQin is mainly related to the heart!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
青年时报：【突发！杭州凯旋路一居民楼着火，疑因姑娘忘关吹风机导致】今天上午点，时报记者接到市民报料，凯旋路号对面发生火灾。记者前往现场核实，在凯旋路号一家烟酒小超市了解到，早上点左右，烟酒小超市楼上的单元室出租房发生火灾……tRFrtmK
[【 emergency! Hangzhou kaixuan road a residential building is on fire, by a girl forget close blower cause 】 points this morning, times reporter received a public source, kaixuan road opposite a fire. Reporters to the scene to verify that the smoke of kaixuan road, a small supermarket, o clock in the morning, alcohol, tobacco, small supermarket unit upstairs room rental housing fire... tRFrtmK]
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小野妹子学吐槽：黑白灰的冬天Let it go~翻滚吧色彩缤纷的春天~[心]在这个季节，#明天穿什么#依旧是宇宙级难题。但好在@森马 读动你的时髦心，带来“心机”桃花装，助攻你的浪漫春日。评论区留言，截止到月日点赞最高的两位，截图私信森马，分别get［桃花装］一件。[舔屏]
tRFMlu
[Black and white ash in winter, Let it go ~ jump colorful spring ~ [heart] in this season, # # is still cosmic puzzle tomorrow what to wear. But fortunately @ semir read fashionable move your heart, lead to all peach blossom, assists your romantic spring. Comment area, thumb up by the end of the month, the highest two, screenshots DMS semir, getpeach blossom with a respectively. [lick screen] < br > tRFMlu]
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微博汽车：【暖心！广铁为“摩托大军”开高铁专列，免费送贫困务工人员返乡[心]】春运期间，广铁针对广西籍在粤务工人员，开行了摩托大军专列，免费送贫困务工人员乘坐火车返乡，让他们可以不用再骑摩托车回家。旅客说，能省几百块很开心，过几个小时就能见到家人了！tRrCxX
[The warm heart! Guangzhou railway for army motorcycle high-speed train, free of charge poor migrant workers return home [heart]] during the Spring Festival, guangzhou railway in guangxi in guangdong migrants, army operation of motor train, free of charge poor migrant workers returning home to go by train, let they dont have to ride a motorcycle to go home. Passengers said, can save a few hundred pieces of very happy, in a few hours can meet family! tRrCxX]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
青年时报：【英国一“贪吃汪”偷吃烙饼引发火灾[doge]】近日，英国某居民家中，一只狗狗趴在灶台想要把主人剩下的烙饼“占为己有”，不料就在狗狗将烙饼扒下来的一瞬间，触动了灶台的点火开关。幸运的是火灾警报系统发出了信号，消防员及时赶到扑灭了火苗。@时区 tRuxE
[【 a British greedy wang steal pancakes fire [doge]] recently, a British peoples homes, a dog prone on hearth want to put the rest of the host pancakes possess oneself of, only to find it at the moment of the dog dog will pancakes stripped, touches the hearth of the ignition switch. Fortunately, a signal from fire alarm system, the firemen to put out the fire in time. @ time zone tRuxE]
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微博汽车：【大开眼界！遛狗不新鲜 奇葩男子开轿车在路上“遛马”】月日晚点多，苏州园区唯胜路上出现了奇葩一幕。一辆白色小轿车开着双闪灯慢慢行驶在非机动车道上，车后附带着一根绳，栓着一批棕色的马。交警经询问得知，这匹马是小轿车司机本人的，因马疑似生病走不动路了，他就用汽车拖着马走，准备把它“...全文： m.weibo
[【 an eye-opener! The dog for a walk is not fresh man drive cars on the road walk a horse the exotic 】 late February nd, suzhou industrial park only wins and exotic scene appeared on the road. A white car driving a double flash drive slowly on a non-motor vehicle road, after the car with a rope, a group of brown horse bolt. Traffic police on inquiring, the horse is my car driver, because of suspected ma is ill walk, he dragged the horse in the car, going to put it ... The full text m. eibo]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
猫扑：[允悲]@悄悄meow 我看到都窒息了……@瓜吃狸奖杯给那个锅子里拉屎的[允悲]
[@ meow quietly allow sad, I see all choked...... @ the melon eat elephant trophy to the pan shitallow sad]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
青年时报：【广东佛山一主干道发生路面塌陷 人死亡人失联】广东佛山市禅城区季华西路一环桥底东往西方向路面日晚发生路面塌陷。据悉，该路段是中心城区主干道。据 @佛山发布 通报：日晚上时，事发工地突发透水，作业工人尝试堵漏未果，至晚上时分左右，现场透水面积扩大，导致隧道管片变形及破损，引发地...全文： m.weibo
[The guangdong foshan road surface collapse occurred in a main road deaths people lost 】 zen season huaxi city, foshan city, guangdong one ring road bridge east to west direction in the evening of road surface, road surface collapse. It is understood that the road is the main street downtown. According to @ foshan publish report on Tuesday night, the sudden flood, the site workers try to plugging, from around at night time, the permeable area is expanding, resulted in tunnel segment deformation and breakage, to... The full text m. eibo]
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南方都市报：【网游外挂产业链调查：交百元就可做代理，进货卖】过去一年，“吃鸡”（指玩家在《绝地求生》中取得第一）的热度不减。《绝地求生》全球玩家达到万，中国玩家占了%。如此庞大的中国玩家市场，已经成为外挂制作者眼中的“大肥肉”。《绝地求生》反作弊技术提供方BattlEye也公布数据称，...全文： m.weibo
[The online game industry chain survey plugin to pay one hundred yuan can do agent, replenish onrs stock to sell 】 over the past year, the chicken (refers to players in the survival the jedi first) heat. To survive the jedi players at all around the world, Chinese players accounted for %. Such a large Chinese player market, has become a plugin maker in the eyes of the big fat. To survive the jedi anti-cheating technology provider BattlEye also reported, according to the data... The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报：【杭州一多天大的宝宝总是歪着头，结果奶奶在他脖子上摸到了一个包……】张女士去年秋天生了一个男孩，在孩子多天大的时候，奶奶发现孩子总是歪着头，似乎脖子左侧有点不对劲，伸手一摸，竟然摸到了一个突起的小包块，可把她吓坏了。小小年纪，难道就长了肿瘤？tRFntkE
[The hangzhou more than a big baby always tilted his head, the grandma around his neck felt a package... 】 She gave birth to a boy last fall, when children are more big, grandma found children always tilted his head, seems to be something is wrong with the left side of the neck, stretch out his hand to touch, unexpectedly touched a protuberant bag piece, can be terrified her. At an early age, difficult way is long tumour? tRFntkE]
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青年时报：【男子列车上扔鸡蛋刁难乘务员 “你干的就是这活！” 】月日，义乌开往烟台的K次列车上，一男子故意把鸡蛋等食物扔到餐车地面。乘务员劝阻时，男子说“你就这个层次，你干的就这活儿，我愿意扔你就得打扫”。最后，列车长亲自将食物清扫干净。都不容易，何必呢[摊手] @时间视频 ...全文： m.weibo
[Had eggs thrown at the man on the train battling steward you did this to live!] month day, yiwu to yantai train K times, a man who intentionally threw eggs and other food to the dining car on the ground. Steward dissuade, man said, you are at this level, you did the work, I will throw you have to clean. Finally, the conductor will personally food clean. All is not easy, why the [stand hand] @ time video... The full text m. eibo]
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微博搞笑排行榜：每天学做一道菜...( ¯﹃ ¯)
[Every day learn to do a dish... (¯ ﹃ ¯)]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
小野妹子学吐槽：生田斗真@加一勺蜂蜜：迪丽热巴！@第一瑜吹：刘亦菲@伸懒腰的猫是橘子味的：gakki@Yuuko_s：窦靖童！@我要操死我自己：彭于晏
[Toma @ add a spoonful of honey Dillon hot bar! @ first yoga blow cat is orange l @ yawn gakki @ Yuuko_s jingers! @ I want fuck me to death your peng]
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刘彦斌：点应该是守不住的！
[Point should be keep! ]
冷笑话精选：海獭搓脸合辑！
看多真的会上瘾啊！太可爱了[二哈]
tRFswA
[Sea otters rub face collection! < br > see how really addictive! Too cutesecond, < br > tRFswA]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
汽车之家：#论坛精选日报#【大叔的混动之旅 购凯迪拉克XT E】总体来说还是不错，车身看似笨重，路上跑起来一点不逊色，动力很足，给油推背感很强，方向也很轻盈，女士开都没压力。我觉得整车的整体性还是挺高级的啊，不会有松散的感觉。外观是仁者见仁智者见智，重要的是自己喜欢就好。对于一个中年大叔来说这...全文： m.weibo
[# # BBS of hits daily [uncle hybrid trip to buy a Cadillac XT E 】 overall is good, the body seems to be heavy, the road ran a bit less, power, oil TuiBei sense is very strong, the direction is lightsome, ms didnt pressure. I think the whole of the vehicle is quite advanced, will not have the feeling of loose. Appearance is many things, the important thing is you like. For a middle-aged uncle this... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷：小年到，大家都开始置办年货了吗？ Wuli高（暖）冷（男）指挥官@马振桓Evan 为大家送祝福啦～悄悄告诉你：据说，一边看#终极一班#一边吃小年夜饭，会格外香哦～不信你试试？[挤眼]艾瑞巴蒂，灶起来吧！[亲亲]
[Off-year to, everyone started with them? Wuli high cold (warm) (male) commander @ Ma Zhenhuan Evan for everybody to send blessing ~ quietly tell you it is said that while watching # #d eat small family reunion dinner, is exceptionally fragrant ~ do not believe you try? [eye] iresearch buddy, stove! [kiss]]
优酷：不老男神@周渝民 带着@胡冰卿 @陈瑶Sebrina 来陪大家过小年啦！ #柜中美人#今日晚点开播。优酷君为大家奉上最新追剧日历！快收起来，别错过了你们老公老婆的最新动态！开年首部甜宠爆笑追爱大剧，让你今年守岁不一般。@韩栋 @左小青 @陈若轩 @Nacy-Song
[Old man god @ vic Chou with @ hu bing qing @ Chen yao Sebrina to accompany you through off-year! # ark beauty # later today. Youku jun calendar in the latest after play for everybody! Fast away, dont miss your husband wife updates! Open in the first sweet familiar joke chasing love dramas, let you shou sui unusual this year. @ dong @ xiaoqing zuo @ Chen Rexuan @ Nacy - Song]
优酷：#这就是街舞#天价舞美宣传片全球首发！“佛系武馆”、“蒙面KTV”、“跳断腿正骨馆”乱入，简直不要太搞怪，精美的主题式“街道舞台”，四位队长将各据一街带领他们的选手进入紧张的选拔环节~箭在弦上，史上最炸“舞”林之争即将上演，来提前感受一波舞美现场的紧张气氛吧！[亲亲]tRDkozW
[# # this is the street dance stage propaganda for the world first! And then went Buddha, masked KTV, jump leg bonesetting house into, can not too whimsy, elegant type stage of street, the theme of the captain of the four players from each according to the street led them into the tense selection ~ imminent, Fried dance Lin in the history of the fight for the upcoming, to feel a wave of early stage the tension! [kiss] tRDkozW]
但斌：@股道热肠也嚼着玻璃，凝视深渊？
[@ good Joe fields is also chewing the glass, staring deep?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
猫扑：太魔性了.....想起来鸡[允悲]tRkzqVN （视频：五行属二）
[Too ones... Think of the chickenallow sad tRkzqVN (video five lines of )]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
东方航空：#央企大团拜# @国资小新 和 @东方航空 一起给您拜年啦！[作揖][作揖][作揖] 月日(腊月二十三)-月日（正月十四），东航万份系列大礼送送送不停！[礼物] 参与方式点击链接查看哦~tRFlxx
[# state worship # @ Japan small new and @ eastern airlines together to give you a happy New Year! [bowing] [bowing] [bowing] (twelfth) - on February nd day (on the fourteenth), China Eastern copies series gift giving send constantly! [present] click on the link to see oh ~ tRFlxx participation way]
中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海，是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年，以原东航集团公司为主体，在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合，东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主，通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。
但斌：发表了博文《转载：QuestMobile年数字阅读报告：行业竞争加剧，付费市场潜力大》QuestMobile年数字阅读报告：行业竞争加剧，付费市场潜力大--Mr.QMQtRFjYG
[Published the post reprinted QuestMobile years digital reading report industry competition intensifies, paying big market potential QuestMobile digital reading report industry competition intensifies, paid big market potential - Mr. QMQtRFjYG]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[挤眼][污]@库洛洛__鲁西鲁：最能代表中国经济的是乐视网和保千里
[[eye] [pollution] @ quoll __ luxi lu most can represent the Chinese economy is le networks and confirmed]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选：吃醋！[喵喵]@万俟伊Cristian：“铲屎的，你看我也会的”@董锴Charles：猫：不甘心！
[Jealous!!!! Initiate the [meow] @ all Cristian shoveled shit, what do you think I will @ dong wenkai, Charles cat unwilling!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
玩转instagram：草莓蛋糕[馋嘴]
[Strawberry cake [available]]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
汽车之家：没有一种感情比亲情更浓烈，没有一种温暖比得上过年回家。今天农历腊月二十三，农历小年，过年的脚步越来越近。临近年关，人们在此刻都有一个共同的目标：踏上归途。回家的路，即使再苦再累也义无反顾，因为“团圆”两个字，一切辛苦都值得。世界再大，有关心的地方就有家，，欢迎回家！...全文： m.weibo
[Not a kind of feelings more intense than affection, not a warm home New Year. Today the twelfth lunar month, the off-year, footsteps getting closer and closer to the Chinese New Year. Close to year end, people now have a common goal on the way home. The way home, even if again painstakingly again tired also relentlessness, because reunion two characters, all hard work worth it. The world again big, theres a, there is concern, welcome home! ... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷：#看喜剧上优酷#小年一到就进年啦，开始过年倒计时吧～但习惯上今天是北方小年，而南方要到明天才过小年[惊讶]但无论今天明天，优酷君都要开始给您拜年啦[恭喜]
[# # watching comedy on youku off-year in years, as soon as you arrive to start New Year countdown ~ but habits off-year today is on the north, and south until tomorrow after off-year [surprised] but today and tomorrow, youku you will begin to give you a happy New Year! congratulations]
优酷：#终极一班#勇！破！十！亿！感谢各位终粉的支持与喜爱，不单单是点击量，连弹幕都被你们承包啦～话说，这场惊天风暴什么时候才能过去？终极元老就这样分崩离析了吗？后续的剧情会更佳精彩～请持续锁定优酷终极一班。[威武] [威武]
小野妹子学吐槽：如果路上突然出现一位变态悍匪，用让你失去十斤宝贵体重的惨重代价，逼迫你和一位同性明星当场表演深情接吻半小时，请问你会选谁？
[If the road suddenly appeared a pervert confrontation, use make you lose weight ten catties precious dearly, persecute you and a gay star performing kissed half an hour on the spot, who would you choose? ]
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优酷：恭喜@S-Silverdew_ 等名用户获得【音乐会门票】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公证链接：tRFKMAE
小野妹子学吐槽：今年春节，你会 #在哪儿过年# ？总是窝在家里怕是又要胖三斤，不想长胖我有妙招，开上 @一汽马自达 ，上山滑雪，出海嬉水，林中吸氧，草原放马！要不要一起？ tRFcm
[The Spring Festival this year, you will be # # where is the Chinese New Year? Always nest at home even to three catties fat, dont want to get fat I have tips, on @ faw Mazda, mountain skiing, sailing paddle and oxygen in the forest, steppe horse! Do you want? tRFcm]
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