Happy张江:
小公交上,一男子让军人为其让座,一旁的东北小姐姐正义阻止,并怒斥其不要脸,把军人按在座位上那一刻,太帅了,最后那句为什么莫名想笑……tRELzjDF
[Small hand in, a man let the soldiers for their seats, northeast side of the little sister just stop, and fumed about the shameless, the soldiers on the seat at that moment, too handsome, why that last sentence to express to laugh... tRELzjDF]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信
新车🏍️🏍️🏍️ 试驾[阴险][阴险][阴险] tREydJbD
[新车🏍️🏍️🏍️ 试驾[阴险][阴险][阴险] tREydJbD ]
新专辑《旅程》请支持 工作联系方式 经纪人:板板 @板板vivian 工作邮箱:wvivian@陶白白Sensei:
从来没中过奖的朋友点个赞,明天睡醒送个安慰奖
[Never won any friend point a praise, wake up tomorrow to send a consolation prize]
不再迷人的混蛋思想聚焦:
你身边的人都结婚了,
你开始慌了,
也试着去相亲了,
你甚至有点害怕提及自己的年龄了。
身边人总是热心的告诉你,“你再不结婚,好男人都被挑光了。”
这句话,真好笑。
大概是想笑死你,好继承你的爱情吧。
我不知道,你有没有去过超市蔬菜区,你看看,凡是热闹围观,挑来挑去的,都是打折的菜
[< br > < br > the people around you are married, < br > you started to panic, < br > also try to mutually close, < br > you even a little scared to mention their age. < br > side people are always eager to tell you, you dont get married, good man have been picked up. < br > < br > this sentence, really funny. < br > was probably trying to smile dead you, you love good inheritance. < br > < br > I dont know, have you ever been to the supermarket ShuCai District, you see, every busy, pick to pick, are at a discount]
成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ锦鲤大王:
晚安周六
愿望交给锦鲤们,你只管努力就行,握鳍。**。O。o〇。〇Oo。*Oo。*
[Good night < br > wish to brocade carp on Saturday, you just hard line, fin. * *. O. O . Oo. * Oo. *]
【广告合作WX】lin_ojoj【商务合作WX】tox_jia 【神秘淘宝】 jldw.taobao ~~~~~~~~锦鲤图原作者 Jill johansen张梓琳:
我的家,第一次与大家分享。
谢谢 @安邸AD 把我的家呈现得如此全面、美好。
[My home, to share with you the first time. < br > thanks @ mansion AD put my home appears to be so full, so good. ]
一个幸运的普通人。全球健身中心:
【懒人瑜伽 天掉斤 】懒癌患者的福音!睡前或醒后,不用换衣服,也不用铺瑜伽垫,直接就地取材,在床上做几分钟,就能达到伸展减脂的目的!隔天一起床,你就会发现整个人都会改变,赶紧马走试试看[耶]tROQCOB
[Lazy lazy days off jins yoga 】 【 cancer patients with the Gospel! Go to bed or wake up and dont have to change clothes, dont need to spread the yoga mat, local materials directly, in bed for a few minutes, can achieve the purpose of stretch reducing fat! A wake up the next day, you will find that the people will change, horse go try it [and] tROQCOB quickly]
最大最全的健身微博,来自中日韩欧美等最热门的健身教程。商务洽谈QQ: ,人民日报:
【环卫工捡烂韭菜食用:太贵不舍得买[悲伤]】月日,山东潍坊,环卫工孙女士坐在地上,择着一些腐烂的韭菜。她说,这些韭菜是“超市烂了没人要的,择择拿回去炒炒吃,韭菜贵的时候 元一斤,我不舍得买”。她介绍自己月收入多元,一天要干个小时,从早上点到下午点。tRELedYT
[[workers picking up rotten leek eat too expensive is not willing to buy [sad]] month day, shandong weifang, municipal workers Ms. Sun sitting on the ground, choose some rotten leeks. These leeks, she says, is supermarket rotten unwanted, optional choose back eat Fried Fried, leeks and expensive Yuan a catty, I dont want to buy . She introduced her monthly income, to work hours a day, from morning to afternoon. tRELedYT]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。回忆专用小马甲:
好奇,作为女孩子最美妙的瞬间是啥?
[Curious, as the girl is the most wonderful moment? ]
《愿无岁月可回头》央视新闻:
#舌尖上的中国#【萝卜做的点心,出锅的瞬间,竟然这么惊艳!】 做法:“心里美”萝卜与胡萝卜分别榨汁,与适量面粉,和成粉色和黄色两块面团,多次折叠,用工具割成圆片,刷上蛋清,包裹玫瑰豆沙至球状,最后在其顶部划个“米”字, ~成油温下锅,一朵荷花就在杯盘里完美绽放!想吃的举手!转!
[# # on the tip of the tongue of China [radish do dim sum, out of the pot, so amazing! Practice sweet pink-fleshed radish radish and carrot juice, respectively, with the right amount of flour, and two pieces of dough into pink and yellow, several fold, using tools to cut into wafers, brush on egg white, parcel rose bean paste to the ball, the last in the top row m word, ~ oil temperature pot, a lotus flower in plates perfect bloom! Want put up your hands! Turn! ]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博,是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。吴倩mine4ever:
开工!,红红火火[耶][耶][耶]
[To start! , thriving [and] [the] [and]]
<工作请联系张先生 :)非诚勿扰>头条新闻:
#十点一刻#【超全的手影大全!收藏起来和孩子一起玩[兔子]】只要一盏灯,甚至一轮明月,通过手势的变化,就可以创造出种种物的形象。简单却奇妙无穷!活动活动双手,和孩子一起玩吧!
[# # minute [full hand shadow daqo! Collect up to play with children [rabbit]] as long as a lamp, even the moon, through the change of the gestures, can create the image of a variety of things. A simple but wonderful. Exercise hands, and children play together! ]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻,全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿,请发私信或者邮件:xlttnews@vip.sina。佘詩曼Charmaine:
過年就是要紅🌹誰跟我一樣...?!
[过年就是要红🌹谁跟我一样... ? ! ]
工作事宜,请联络「佘诗曼+工作室」 电邮 charmainesworkshop@gmail 微信:shehslab思想聚焦:
妈妈,是这个世界上最好听的字眼。[心]
[Mum, is this the most beautiful word in the world. [heart]]
成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ歐陽娜娜Nana:
這是我第一支VLOG
記錄了我幾天工作的花絮,一起來看看吧🐰 tREyrMxT
[这是我第一支VLOG
记录了我几天工作的花絮,一起来看看吧🐰 tREyrMxT ]
👼Welcome to Nana Ou-yang s 微博 希望能用音樂帶大家快樂和感動。 工作联系:ninadiouyang@qq冷笑话精选:
把你的姓的首字母加bb打出来是什么?冷哥我是冷冰冰[doge]
[Add the first letter of your last name bb what is typing? Cold brother I am cold [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!谷大白话:
【明星模仿英国各地口音】星爵Chris Pratt,安妮海瑟薇,安东尼奥班德拉斯,萨尔玛海耶克,杰米福克斯,卡梅隆迪亚兹,梅尔吉普森,贾斯汀比伯等明星模仿英国各地口音 tREyDQF
[Star star mimic around Britain accent 】 【 jue Chris Pratt, Anne hathaway, Antonio banderas, salma, the sea, jamie foxx, Cameron diaz, MEL Gibson, Justin bieber stars such as imitate accent tREyDQF across Britain]
THERES NO『俗』WITHOUT『谷』赵小姐失眠中:
谢谢大家特意排出时间,给我的特别生日。特别的礼物和特别的祝福[心][心][心][心]
[Thank you purposely discharge time, give me a special birthday. Special gift and special blessing [heart] [heart] [heart] [heart]]
作为一个失眠的人,我深信世界上有很多种难过是可以被睡掉的。可是这过山车般的人生太刺激,尖叫着坠落的时候,不是每个人都能闭着眼英国那些事儿:
一个看似彬彬有礼的完美室友,却是以逼疯室友为乐的恶魔..... 在他折磨了十几个室友之后,一切渐渐走向了失控......
[A seemingly urbane perfect roommates, but delights in crazy roommates demon... After he had been tortured for ten several roommate, all gradually gone out of control... ]
一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.大连老湿王博文:
大学同学明天从大连回广州工作 今晚哭的像个孩子 和我说一年就能回家一趟 再回来就是明年了 换位思考想想是十分理解的 谁不想守着爹妈有个安安稳稳的生活 中国年轻人真的挺不容易的[伤心][伤心][伤心]
[University students from dalian tomorrow back to guangzhou tonight crying like a child and I said a year can return home for a trip to next year is the perspective-taking thinking is very understanding of who dont want to keep a anchored to the mother and father live young Chinese people really very not easy [sad] [sad] [sad]]
商务合作:wbwwork@澎湃新闻:
【出租车消防车惨烈相撞,的哥乘客死亡】tREyYY 月日,内蒙古赤峰。一辆高速行驶的出租车与一辆消防车在十字路口惨烈相撞,出租车乘客当场死亡,司机送医抢救无效后死亡。目前事故原因正在调查中。tREyYYP
[Taxi fire truck collided tragic, brother passengers death 】 【 tREyYY month day, chifeng in Inner Mongolia. A high-speed taxi collided with a fire truck bitter at the crossroads, taxi passengers died on the spot, the driver to send the medical rescue invalid after death. At present the cause of the accident is under investigation. tREyYYP]
有内涵的时政新媒体人民日报:
【个动作,让你瘦腿!】个针对腿部不同肌肉的动作,坚持一个月腿就能瘦下来,转需~tREPnVc
[【 action, let you thin leg! For different leg muscle movements, hold to a month leg can thin come down, turned to ~ tREPnVc]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。韩国me2day:
【heraldcorp】日,#金希澈# 在自己的Instagram更新和#银赫# 的合照,并写道I Love江原道,至亲笔记,至亲Line,自拍王金希澈.#SuperJunior# 的那期<至亲笔记>真的超级好笑哒,一晃都过去年了~
[, heraldcorp 】 【 # # sj in their group photo sets to update and silver h # #, and wrote the I Love gangwon, relative notes, relative Line, take Wang Jinxi gwon-chul. > < loved one note of the # SuperJunior# issue really super funny dalai, when all the past years]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*茶茶丷:
*ufx 月日 spring collection*
怎么穿都好看的大衬衫 了解一下
👍👍里选个bb告诉我颜色哦!
这件版型沿用了衬衫经典的宽松感 添加了春夏最in的荷叶边元素 袖子的版型很显瘦
#微博橱窗# tREymxZK
[* ufx month day spring collection * < br > how to wear good-looking big shirt 了解一下
👍👍里选个bb告诉我颜色哦! < br > < br > your version of the type used for shirt classic loose sense with elements of spring and summer most the falbala of in the sleeve version is show thin < br > # # tREymxZK weibo window]
原创设计淘宝店:UFX want to be unique and stylish.🌜⭐️🌛 风格不唯一阅读手册:
听过很多人对我说,知道对方不喜欢自己,可就是放不下,知道应该努力做更好的人,却总是懒惰难以坚持。
听过很多人对我说,知道自己没必要为了小事生气,但就是控制不住火气,知道被疯狗咬了一口总不能真的咬回去,可就是不甘心。
有时候我们和更好的自己之间,只隔着三个字:不纠缠。
人生一场,
[Heard a lot of people said to me, know each other dont like yourself, but is not put, know ought to strive to do better, but always lazy is difficult to adhere to. < br > < br > have heard many people said to me, know you dont need to small things angry, but is to control the anger, know that has been bitten by a mad dog bite cant bite back, really is unwilling. < br > < br > sometimes between us and better themselves, only three words lies not entanglement. < br > < br > a life,]
在这里寻找片刻的安静。QQ土味老爹:
金博洋,你不要再散发这迷人的魅力了
tREyIFR
[Gold dapao, you dont send out the charm < br > tREyIFR]
紫钻贵族 情感导师新浪娱乐:
【开场大秀】#这就是街舞#队长们的开场大秀,每个人都用不同的编舞和舞蹈燃炸舞台,快来围观四位队长的舞蹈秀。
@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 红衣脏辫大佬中国风街舞tREygBw
#黄子韬#@CPOPKing-黄子韬 “街舞版”空虚公子tREyawo
@韩庚 化身韩式“奶黄包”,舞蹈动作帅气有力
[# # this is the street dance opening big show 】 【 the captain in the opening of the big show, everyone with a different dance choreography and detonation stage, come and watch the four captain dance show. < br > @ TFBOYS - Jackson dirty braid bosses in red Chinese wind dance tREygBw < br > < br > # # @ CPOPKing tao - tao street dance version of empty childe tREyawo < br > < br > @ han geng incarnation Korean milk yellow bag, dancing, handsome and strong]
新浪娱乐小新和贝塔:
出门必带相机星人…[允悲]
逛超市🛒
关于贝塔:玩具店没收获,所以抱了一堆饼干[摊手]
[Go out will bring camera star... [允悲]
逛超市🛒
关于贝塔:玩具店没收获,所以抱了一堆饼干[摊手] ]
生活有多平淡就有多美好~中国新闻周刊:
#周刊君陪你过年#【婆婆过完年回家,儿媳打开冰箱惊呆了】近日,一位网友的故事引起了大家的共鸣。她说:“今年婆婆来我家过年,年后回老家了。我那晚下班回家,打开冰箱被震惊了:冰箱被婆婆塞得整整齐齐、满满当当:炖鸡、炖羊排、鲜牛肉、手切牛肉片......估计是怕我们拿混,她还贴心地夹了小纸条标
[# # weekly gentleman with you New Years day the mother-in-law home over the years, her daughter-in-law open the refrigerator was stunned] recently, a netizen story aroused the resonance of all. She said her mother-in-law came to my house this year New Years day, years gone home. That night I came home from work, open the refrigerator was shocked the refrigerator was her mother-in-law tucked neatly, full stewed chicken, braised lamb chops, fresh beef, hand cut beef slices... Estimation is afraid we mix, she is also close to clip a small piece of paper]
中国新闻周刊官方微博。定位于信息管家、时事顾问、意见领袖。ohh_emma:
说声晚安💤🌙赶走你梦里的小怪兽😴
[说声晚安💤🌙赶走你梦里的小怪兽😴 ]
坐标北美美妆博主 B站oh_emma 👄油管oh emma 👁Instagram oops_ohemma 🏃🏼♀️Certified yoga instructor💖 📖书呆子📚王志安:
同学聚会,好几个人在我面前吞烟吐雾,还有人主动说,来一支吧。我心静如水,一点波动都莫有。为何我的定力如此强大?
[Reunion, several people eat smoke in front of me vomit fog, others take the initiative to say, to a team. I mind like water, dont have a little fluctuations. Why does my concentration so powerful? ]
用冰冷的理性温暖世界。微信公号:QQ北京人不知道的北京事儿:
美国岁小哥Dario Del Priore翻唱卡妹《Havana》,这声音太有磁性了,好听![心]tRRCLrMJ
[The little elder brother at the age of Dario Del Priore cover card and girl that this voice is magnetic, good to listen! [heart] tRRCLrMJ]
直播北京突发事件,急事儿私信。只此一号,一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。qEleven11dream:
原来真正的“海草舞”是这样的!
哈哈哈哈太魔性了[笑cry] tREZHYV
[The original real dance, seaweed so!!! < br > ha ha ha ha too ones [laugh cry] tREZHYV]
艺术+电影贩:
美食纪录片《日出之食:武汉篇》,武汉人将吃早饭成为“过早”,浇上醇香芝麻酱的热干面、外酥里嫩的三鲜豆皮、鲜甜的鲜鱼糊汤粉配油条、软糯的油饼包烧麦,深夜报社[馋嘴]tREyrUmZ
[Food documentary sunrise food wuhan, wuhan will become a premature to eat breakfast, doused with flavour of sesame paste hot-and-dry noodles in crisp outside, tender three fresh bean skin, fresh sweet fish paste soup with twisted dough-strips, soft waxy oil cake pack dumpling, newspaper [available] tREyrUmZ late at night]
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