#趣你的汽车# 如果有一天，自动驾驶不再是梦想，我愿意静静的摊在后排，做一个废柴……
[# # interest your car if one day, automatic transmission is no longer a dream, I am willing to stand quietly in the back, do a waste wood...]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
小野妹子学吐槽：京大一小哥去山上踏青散心，没想到连树枝都长成了碳氢化合物的形状...真是不让学霸休息呢[允悲]
[Beijing big little brother to a trip to the mountains for an outing that even the branches grow into the shape of the hydrocarbon... Really dont let the students with excellent grades rest? [allow sad]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【酒楼女服务员问“老板你买单了吗” 遭顾客扇耳光、砸餐具】月日，湖南衡阳某酒店，一桌顾客点菜后嫌上菜慢、菜量小，煽动邻桌顾客都不要买单，后又对一名女服务员扇耳光、砸餐具。目前，衡阳市公安局广东路派出所已锁定一名打人男子身份，案件正进一步侦办。tREckZd
[【 restaurant waitress asks boss did you pay for customer slapped, hit a tableware] month day, hunan hengyang a hotel, a table is serving slow after the customer order, small amount of food and incite the other customer dont pay, and then to a waitress slapped, hit a tableware. At present, the hengyang city public security bureau of guangdong road police station has targeted a hit man identity, case is further probing. tREckZd]
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冷笑话精选：到底是多喜欢这个沙发扶手啊？
一坨满足的小背影萌死了[笑cry]
[What is more like this sofa armrest? < br > a small figure of tuo met dead [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：#终极一班#会员已经大结局了！一直号称“最慢cp”的榊太cp这下可一点都不慢了哦！榊覔直接上演求婚戏码，只不过这求婚的方式也太特别了吧，甚至聊到了生！孩！子 ！车速太快，优酷君有点跟不上了。[二哈] @蒋蕊泽_Echo @SpeXial-风田Win
[# #d members already finale! Has been called the slowest cp 榊 too cp this can is not slow! Drama 榊 覔 directly put on to marry him, just propose this way is too special, even talk about! Child! The child! The speed is too fast, youku jun cant follow you. [two ha] @ Jiang Ruize _Echo @ SpeXial - wind field to Win]
优酷：#看歌手来优酷#@张韶涵 这次又为我们带来了全新的视听盛宴。演唱经典老歌《追梦人》结合了经典电影《泰坦尼克》的主题曲《我心永恒》，并且融入了舞蹈在竞演里，仙女都是这么有才华的吗？很期待下一次张韶涵要为我们带来什么新花招了[憧憬]tREVAIq
[# see singer to youku # @ Angela This time has brought the new audio-visual feast for us. Singing oldies dream catcher combines the classic film Titanic theme song my heart will go on, and into the dance in competitive play, the fairy is so talented? Look forward to the next Angela will bring us what [hope] tREVAIq new tricks]
汽车之家：#家家新闻##宝马#【限量台 宝马M敞篷特别版官图发布】日前，宝马M品牌发布了一款宝马M敞篷版 Jahre（周年纪念版）车型的官图，该车的推出是为了纪念第一代宝马M（E）敞篷版推出周年。新车将提供两种独特的车身配色，限量发售台。tREcsVF
[# every news # # # BMW limited units BMW M open special edition released official figure 】 recently, BMW M brand launched a BMW M convertible Jahre (anniversary edition) models of the official figure, the cars launch is in honor of the first generation of BMW M (E) convertible version launched the anniversary. New car will offer two unique body color, limited. tREcsVF]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：切蛋糕的时候，一弹一弹的，看饿了！[色]
[Cut the cake, a play a play, look hungry! [color]]
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南方都市报：【老人乘电梯摔倒，地铁小哥瞬间抱住两人：专程跟着他们上电梯[心]】月日，湖北武汉地铁号线，三位老人乘坐电梯，其中一位老人的脚不慎踩到电梯缝隙里，即将摔倒时，紧跟其后的地铁工作人员戴云飞一把上前抱住，并大声呼喊周围人帮忙，小戴说，看到三位老人上电梯，自己就专程跟过去了。梨视频...全文： m.weibo
[The old man fell down in an elevator, subway little brother instantly hold two people who followed them in the elevator [heart]] month day, hubei wuhan metro line, three old man ride elevators, one of the old man accidentally stepped on the foot inside the elevator, is about to fall, followed by the subway staff Dai Yunfei embrace a forward, people around and cry out for help, said the little wear, see the elevator on the three old man, himself was coming to the past. Pear video... The full text m. eibo]
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小野妹子学吐槽：既然真神自己上去了，那必须拜一拜了...求暴富脱单变瘦有猫🙏🙏🙏
[Since the true god himself up, that must worship a... 求暴富脱单变瘦有猫🙏🙏🙏 ]
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青年时报：【宁波一男子换根手指戴戒指，结果被“咬死”无奈求助消防】洗澡前将戒指戴在左手中指上，轻轻松松取下来，洗完澡之后将这枚戒指戴在了右手食指上，不料分钟后就取不下来了！这样糟心的经历发生在宁波一名男子身上，事后，这名成年男子使出浑身解数都没法脱困，无奈之下只好穿上睡衣，在二月份的寒夜...全文： m.weibo
[【 in ningbo, a man in finger rings, the result be killed helpless for help fire 】 before bath put a ring on his left hand middle finger, easily removed, after washes the bath to the ring worn on the right index finger, only minutes later cant take off! So dejected experiences happen to ningbo a man, after the event, the adult male their couldnt save themselves, but under had to put on my pajamas, in the cold night in February... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：【#爱的时差#预告】怕啥来啥，@宁静“奇葩”零食示爱小鲜肉，反被@KH陳玉軒 单膝下跪“求婚” 羞红脸[羞嗒嗒][羞嗒嗒]@何猷君MarioHo 带@Ming奚梦瑶 挑战蹦极，高空一跳，甜蜜度蹿高？@薛世恒Daniel 带@马苏 豪华游艇见妹妹？每周四优酷全网独播，给你好看#优酷粉综艺#tREczT
[Afraid of time # # love forecast 】 【 what to what, @ exotic snack sensitivity to fresh meat, quiet by @ KH Chen Yuxuan one knee kneel proposed ashamed blush [shame clicking] [shame clicking] @ MarioHo Lawrence king with @ Ming Ming xi challenge bungee jumping, high jump, sweet degree up? @ Xue Shiheng Daniel with @ su luxury yacht see sister? Weekly SiYou cool tech-oriented run in, give you nice # # tREczT youku powder variety]
冷笑话精选：快来围观新的舔屏福利@Dear-迪丽热巴 在新剧《烈火如歌》里又出红衣造型惹！谁说一种颜色不能穿出花来？热巴就偏偏能把红色穿出各种惊艳的效果，可以说是仙女本仙了，期待这次烈如歌能再创巅峰美颜[偷乐]
[Come and watch the new lick screen welfare @ Dear - Dillon hot, in a new play fire songs such as inside and out modelling make in red! Who says one color cant wear a flower? Hot, just can wear red gives all sorts of amazing effect, can be said to be the fairy this fairy, looking forward to this fierce as the song can hit a peak skin care [steal joy]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：我和男朋友都岁，均离异，我们在一起年，一直都很相爱，他有点恐婚，所以一直没结婚，过年我回外地父母家过年，期间他回我家里，给花浇水，无意打开电脑，发现了年前我和前男友的亲密照，他怎么都想不开，说他太爱我，我没错，但是他看到照片，实在接受不了，分手，现在电话不接...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to friends my boyfriend and I are old, divorced, we are together, always all very love each other, he was a little afraid of marriage, so has been not married, Chinese New Year I go back to parents home for the holiday, during which he responded to my home and give the flowers some water, has no intention to open the computer, found years ago I and former boyfriend of intimate photos, how he took things too hard, said he love me too, I yes, but he saw the picture, cant accept, break up, now dont answers the phone... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
猫扑：【酒楼多顾客殴打一女服务员 经理称是嫌上菜慢】月晚点分左右，湖南省衡阳市珠晖区创景外滩的天下客酒楼总店内，多名顾客殴打一女性服务员，事后酒楼报警。酒店李经理称，用餐高峰期，顾客不满上餐速度慢，遂辱骂并殴打服务员。她表示，日下午，打人者之一的张某已被找到。目前酒楼正在寻找其...全文： m.weibo
[The restaurant more customer is beating a woman manager said too serving slow 】 month later points, hunan hengyang bead CDH area and the landscape on the bund, maintaining truthful restaurant head office, many customers beating a female attendant, restaurant alarm. Hotel manager li said, peak dining, dissatisfied customers on a slow, abuse and beat the waiter. In the afternoon, she said, zhang, one of the attacker has been found. The restaurant is looking for the... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：#单恋大作战# 史上最萌破次元女主强势上线，@演员刘美含 爆笑追爱，单恋这点小事算什么，照样甜到牙疼[好爱哦] tREcdwJ
[# # unrequited love against most of break time in the history of yuan tying a strong online, @ actor liu mei contain joke after love, unrequited love this little things, so sweet to have a toothachegood love oh tREcdwJ]
新浪汽车：#大V侃车# 在国内，五菱宏光被调侃为“神车”，而远在大洋彼岸的美国也有一款神车，它就是克尔维特。两款车的车标看起来非常相似，不过克尔维特的性能可以说是绝对爆表！今天咱们就聊聊这款美国国宝级神车的故事！@秒懂车 tREVbVN
[# # V kan car in domestic, wuling macro light was poking fun at as god, in ocean the other shore of the United States also has a god, it is the corvettes. Two car logo looks very similar, but the performance of the corvette can be said to be absolutely critical table! Today lets talk about the American national car god story! Understand car tREVbVN @ seconds]
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汽车之家：#家家新闻##特斯拉#【无后视镜设计 新一代ROADSTER近照曝光】近日，有外媒报道，一位特斯拉爱好者在加利福尼亚州Palo Alto公司总部拍摄到一组特斯拉新一代ROADSTER照片，对于该款车型，相信众多特斯拉粉对它不会陌生，早在特斯拉电动卡车Semi的发布会上，它的突然亮相给了消费和十足的惊喜，此次从相关...全文： m.weibo
[# # # # teslas every news [no rearview mirror design a new generation of ROADSTER photo exposure 】 recently, foreign media reports, a lover tesla in Palo Alto, California headquarters to a set of a new generation of tesla ROADSTER photos, for the car, believe it is not strange to many tesla powder, as early as the tesla electric truck Semi conference, it suddenly appeared to consumption and full of surprises, from the relevant... The full text m. eibo]
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李冰冰：谢谢我最爱的你们[心][心]谢谢有你们陪我一起坚持为环境保护呐喊[心][心]谢谢最温暖我的你们[鲜花]
[Thank you my favorite [heart] [heart] thank you have you accompany me insist on environmental protection [heart] [heart] thank you the most warm my [flowers]]
优酷：#烈火如歌定档# 江湖风云再起？别怕！烈火山庄保护你~月日起，#电视剧烈火如歌# 优酷独家开播，VIP会员每周一及周四点更新集，非会员每天点更新集。收下这份追剧日历，方便咱们行走江湖[作揖][作揖]
[Set the file # # fire song rivers lake never gone? Dont be afraid! Fire villa protect you ~ month date, # # youku exclusive series fire song, once a week and four weeks to update the VIP member, non-members points for updates every day. Convenient accept this calendar chase play, lets walk rivers lake [bowing] [bowing]]
南方都市报：#凡人梦想家#自称“半毛钱公益人”的林弄春梦想是“街铺”能够自身成长，成为可持续的模式。希望共享资源，为其他机构提供信息以及人力上的帮助，尽力做到“利用闲置社会力，专业做好事”，这就是林弄春团队踏实而有力的追求。
[# # mortal dream home claiming to be engaged in public welfare Lin make spring dream is shop street to their own growth, become a sustainable model. Hope to share the resources, to provide information for other institutions and help in the history of human, try our best to do good deed using idle social force, professional, this is Lin spring team steadfast and strong pursuit.]
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李冰冰：又长一岁，世界却有了更多新鲜的有趣的严肃的鲜活的命题，好奇心永无止境愈加旺盛[疑问]比如西瓜被谋杀时，为何会大笑？橘子如何分割橘树上的阳光？又比如什么是区块链？AI智能会取代人类的工作吗？……
[Long a year old, the world has had more serious fresh fresh interesting proposition, curiosity endless increasingly vigorous [question], such as watermelon was murdered why laugh? How to divide orange tangerine trees on the sun? Or what is the chain block? AI intelligent will replace human work? ...... ]
优酷：#单恋大作战#白子裕上线，揭开面纱的一瞬间小伙伴们有没有被惊艳，正在擦鼻血的小酷只想说给我一只解毒剂，这个“笑”园剧脑洞太新奇！
tREcBHX
[# # unrequited love against an albino yulin, unveiled a flash friends have been impressive, is wipe a bloody nose small cool just want to say give me an antidote to the smile garden play imagination too novel! < br > tREcBHX]
青年时报：【凌晨杭州市中心一地下商场突然冒烟，消防破门而入救出个小生命】今天凌晨点多，武林广场市中心一地下商场负一层冒烟，西湖消防出警扑灭火灾，无人员伤亡。消防官兵从保洁室救出只名贵的英短、折耳等小猫，把它们清理干净后暂时喂养，等待主人来认领。tREVyWs
[The hangzhou city center a underground shopping center in the morning suddenly smoke, fire broke in to rescue a little life 】 today, more points in the morning, downtown wulin square one underground shopping mall is a layer of smoke, west lake fire police put out the fire, no casualties. Fire officers and soldiers rescued from cleaning room only rare English short, fold the ear of the kitten, clean them feeding temporarily, after waiting for the owner to claim. tREVyWs]
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平安北京：[话筒]【年全国“两会”期间全市将采取禁飞措施】年全国“两会”即将召开，按照上级要求，自年月日零时至年全国“两会”闭幕次日时期间，在本市行政区域内，高度从地面至无限高，划设临时空中限制区，禁止单位、组织和个人进行一切体育、娱乐、广告性飞行活动和施放气球活动。对于...全文： m.weibo
[[microphone] [in the national two sessions during the whole city will adopt measures to ban 】 in the national two sessions the upcoming, in accordance with the requirements for a superior, effect from (date) (month) (year) to the annual national two sessions during the closing day, in this city administrative area, high height from the ground to infinite, delimited on temporary air exclusion zone, units, organizations and individuals are prohibited in all sports, entertainment, advertising activities and cast the balloon flight. For... The full text m. eibo]
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猫扑：【“喜公公强吻新娘”事件当事人发表律师声明】连日来，盐城一公公在婚礼上强吻新娘的事件，引发了广泛关注，各种说法不胫而走。月日，经该事件当事人授权，大直律师事务所律师发布了严正声明。（扬子晚报）tREVLCvh
[【 xi father-in-law strong lips the bride event party lawyer statement 】 for days, yancheng a father-in-law strong lips of the bride at the wedding events, caused widespread concern, various allegations spread. On day, the event the parties authorized, big law firm lawyers issued a solemn statement. TREVLCvh (yangtse evening post)]
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一块去旅行：Q弹的动物造型手作小丸子
[Q animal model of hand made small balls]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
优酷：是暖心小可爱，更是优雅小绅士，如果能拥有#王源# 这样的男朋友，怕不是做梦都要笑醒吧！@TFBOYS-王源
[Is small and lovely, warm heart is elegant little gentleman, if can have # # hanah such boyfriend, afraid didnt even in the dream to smile awake!!!! @ TFBOYS - hanah]
平安北京：【你中枪了吗？这些曾经刷屏的“新闻”，竟然都是假的！】一些曾经刷屏的新闻，可能网友还在热议……忽然就出现了新的反转。[话筒]蜀黍在此提示：面对未经证实的信息，不要盲目跟风，请等一等官方的信息！ 谣言止于智者，清朗的网络空间，我们一起守护！[拳头] tREqDNf
[You shot? These once brush screen news, it is all false! Some used to brush screen information, may also in hot... Suddenly a new inversion. Microphone sorghum in this tip facing the unconfirmed information, do not blindly follow suit, please wait for the official information! Rumors in a wise man and clear network space, we together to protect! [fist] tREqDNf]
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汽车之家：#家家新闻##吉利#【困难重重 吉利进入戴姆勒监事会或受阻】日前，我们从海外相关媒体获悉，吉利在成为戴姆勒最大股东后，内部人士称戴姆勒将阻止吉利获得公司监事会席位。其主要原因是在监事会上将讨论戴姆勒的新车型以及未来战略，因此戴姆勒并不希望有竞争对手的代表参与其中。tREcHxBS
[# every news # # # geely geely into Daimler board of supervisors or blocked the difficulties 】 【 a few days ago, we learned from overseas related media that giovanni cobolli gigli after become Daimlers largest shareholder, insiders said Daimler will prevent geely company supervisory board seats. The main reason is in Daimlers new models will be discussed at the board of supervisors as well as the future strategy, so do not want to have a rival Daimler representatives to participate. tREcHxBS]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#交通万象# 高速上的“轮胎足球”表演，歪果仁实力会玩[doge] tREcUn
[# # vientiane traffic highway performance of football tires, cant play [doge] tREcUn nuts strength]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【男子猛开十几小时车昏厥在高速 幸得警方开道救助[跪了]】男子开车带妻儿从武汉返回合肥，为早到家，他竟连续驾车长达十几个小时，不料在沪陕高速滁州全椒段昏厥，命悬一线...[衰]车内坐着两名孩子，一旁妻子焦急万分...直到眼前发生这一幕→tREVwBa
[【 man fierce drive ten hours blackout in high speed thanks to police escorting bailout] [kneeling] man drives his wife and children back to hefei from wuhan, to get home early, he unexpectedly continuous driving for ten hours, only to find in the shanghai-shaanxi expressway chuzhou quanjiao fainting, hanging on by a thread... [failure] the car sit two children, and his wife was anxious... This scene - tREVwBa until present]
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[TongTong was under the spell of the scenes shooting set fresh ~ # #d play a tense to no, play outside but huan, relaxed TongTong ride on tigers play while shout Im sorry; The sun sank a basin directly hit the TongTong forehead; Even the blue eldest brother... Behind the scenes and more joke, to poke open video ~ @ Ma Zhenhuan Evan @ Jiang Ruize _Echo @ Chen Shimin weibo @ Jin Zhongxi GIN @ Chen Yingyan - Lucia @ Yang Yunqing - Sunne... The full text m. eibo]
微博汽车：【这泡尿好贵！司机高速“组团小便”被扣分】月日，在安徽淮南一高速路段，前后不到百米，车先后停在应急车道上，数人下车“组团小便”，十分危险。交警称头次见到这种状况。最后司机均被扣分，罚款元。tREtpPYm
[This bubble urine so expensive! The driver high-speed group urinate be penalised 】 month, in anhui province huainan a high-speed road, less than hundred meters, before and after the car has been parked in the emergency lane, several people get off to urinate group, is very dangerous. Police said the first time meet this situation. Finally the driver be penalised, fine yuan. tREtpPYm]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
微博汽车：重要新闻，新能源车新政策！
[Important news, new energy vehicles new policy!]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
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