哈哈哈有意思@画舫落雨听春我的天呐这个广告好有意思！！！@颜文字君有创意´_>`@那罗陀_银子噗真的没想到……@云湖小酌万万没想到～啦啦啦啦啦啦啦～[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]
[Ha ha ha funny @ original spring rain to listen to my god this advertising good fun!!!!!! @ performing creative word king ´ _ > ` @ the radha _ silver poof really didnt know... @ cloud lake drink never imagined ~ la la la la la la la ~ [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：#单身女生的九大特征#太扎心了，你中了几条？[doge]
[# # single womens nine big features too heart, a few of you? [doge]]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
汽车之家：#家家新闻##长安#【长安：最晚月日公布机油增多解决方案】月日晚，长安汽车在官方微博发布消息称，近期其收到了部分CS .TGDI（直喷）车型用户反映发动机存在机油增多现象，针对该问题的完整解决方案将不晚于月日公布。tREcHoUb
[# every news changan # # # changan latest month date announced increased oil solution 】 on Tuesday night, changan in official weibo said in a news release, recently received a part of its CS. TGDI (direct injection) model users reflect the phenomenon of engine oil is increased, for the complete solution of the problem will be announced no later than June . tREcHoUb]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
猫扑：【给大神跪了！年川妹子仿妆多位国际明星真假难辨[跪了]】近日，一位仿妆多名国际明星的女生火了，短短时间吸引几十万粉丝关注！她是来自四川成都的后妹子王佳雯，她说自己都是对着明星照片来化妆的，仿一个妆容最少要四个小时，但画的过程真的很开心～@梨视频 tREcVoi
[【 give great god kneel! In sichuan sister copy makeup several international star butch] [kneeling 】 recently, more than one copy makeup international star female fire, draws hundreds of thousands of followers in a matter of time! Sister chia-wen wang after she is from chengdu, sichuan province, said she was against star photos to make-up, a makeup look at least four hours, but the painting process really happy ~ @ pear video tREcVoi]
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汽车之家：君威GS果然不同凡响！
[Regal GS was outstanding!]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小浪同学爱吐槽：你的学生生涯中上过课外班吗？
[Your student career upper middle school?]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
微博汽车：【“消分新政”将近 司机排长队处理违章 交警：系误读政策 】年后，很多司机都扎堆赶奔交警队，希望能赶在月日前处理完自己的违章。然而，@北京交警 提示，“不绑定备案就不能处理非本人名下车辆违法”的说法是误读。现有的处理方依然存在。所以…不要再着急忙慌地去排队了！tREVJOfE
[The New Deal elimination lines handling illegal traffic police nearly driver is a misreading policy] years later, many drivers piled GanBen traffic police force, hopes to catch the month has processed violation of his own. @ Beijing traffic police suggest, however, not the name no binding for the record will not be able to deal with illegal vehicle is a misreading. The existing processing party is still there. So... Dont be a rush to line up again! tREVJOfE]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
优酷：#一路繁花相送#今日收官
祝#繁花夫妇#永远幸福，愿有情之人不被辜负
[心]
追爱之旅，不曾完结@钟汉良 @江疏影 @炎亞綸_AaronYan @李晟Su @李铭顺 @演员李浩轩 @夏铭浩 @夏志远远
一路繁花相送第集预告送上 tREcFz
[# # flowers all the way to send the packaged today < br > may # # shoots couples live happily, let sentient beings who are not worthy < br > < br > [heart] journey of love, never end @ orea @ jiang thin film @ arron _AaronYan @ nic is coming Su @ li mingshun @ actor Li Haoxuan @ Xia Minghao @ Xia Zhi far < br > forecast on tREcFz flowers all the way to send the first set]
微博开放平台：利用人工智能技术，强大的高等信息处理能力，能够最快并有效的防灾救灾，希望可以尽早实现！[给力] tREVaVjV
[Using artificial intelligence technology, powerful advanced information processing ability, can the fastest and effective disaster prevention disaster relief, hope can be realized as soon as possible! [to] tREVaVjV]
open.weibo 微博开放平台的相关问题，可以私信我哦
小野妹子学吐槽：岛国时尚达人对搭配和时尚的总结...对不起，告辞了[作揖]
[Island fashionistas summary of tie-in and fashion... Im sorry, leave [bowing]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
猫扑：beauty的秘密 [挤眼]（图 @你不要脸的样子真可爱）
[The secret of beauty [eye] (FIG. @ you shameless appearance really cute)]
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优酷：#何猷君爱的时差#“最强大脑”@何猷君MarioHo 萌起来也是无人能敌！开心生气写在脸上，被番茄炒蛋难倒，吃醋些许伤心，面对@Ming奚梦瑶 时候的小羞涩一举手一投足，都萌帅萌帅的[憧憬][憧憬]#优酷粉综艺#
[Time # # Lawrence jun love brain strongest @ MarioHo sprouting up Lawrence king is also no one can enemy! Happy angry is written on the face, be befuddled, tomato scrambled eggs jealous a little bit sad, in the face of the @ Ming Ming xi little shy when a hand up a cast sufficient, all bear ShuaiMengShuai money [hope] [hope] # # youku powder variety]
汽车之家：#家家新闻##通用#【用途未知 通用为新商标Tribute申请备案】日前，有外媒报道称，通用汽车已成功为其新的商标名称“Tribute”（中文可译为“致敬”）申请了备案。不过，目前我们尚未得知该商标名称未来是将以现有品牌旗下全新车型的身份出现还是以全新品牌来出现。tREVhiE
[# every news # # # general 【 purpose is unknown Gm for the new trademark application Tribute for the record, there are foreign media reported that gm has been successful for its new brand name Tribute (Chinese can be translated into honor) to apply for the record. However, at present we have not yet received the trademark name in the future is to have emerged with brand new models of existing or new brand to appear. tREVhiE]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#微博交通台#【医院保安拦截肇事轿车被撞伤 喊人砸车】月日，陕西商洛一男子在医院驾驶轿车与他人发生剐碰，医院保安在对其拦截时，被男子撞伤。随后保安和他人一起将男子轿车砸损。目前案件正在进一步调查中。 tREcfRG
[# # weibo communication radio [hospital security interceptor accident and bumped his car shout smash the car] month day, a man in shaanxi shangluo driving cars prang in touch with others at the hospital, the hospital security when the intercept, hurt by the man. Then the security guard will man car hit a loss together with others. The case is under further investigation. tREcfRG]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【吃货的力量！萌娃跟妈妈喂鸽子，从鸽子嘴边抢食往自己嘴里塞[允悲]】近日，河南濮阳，不少市民在广场上喂鸽子。一个岁的小女孩见鸽子飞来要吃的，一把抓住鸽子的脖子，从它嘴里抢过鸽食放到自己嘴里，追着鸽子跑，令人忍俊不禁。鸽子：[作揖]惹不起惹不起！tREtKXW（梨视频）
[【 swathes of power! she with mother feeding the birds, from the mouth to rob food into your mouth stuffed [allow sad]] recently, henan puyang, many people in the square to feed pigeons. A little girl at the age of see pigeons fly to eat, grabbed the pigeons neck, grabbed the GeShi from its mouth on your mouth, chasing the pigeons, was in stitches. The dove [bowing] not to be taunted not to be taunted! Video tREtKXW (pear)]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：流过产的女孩子还能幸福吗？感觉很多男人都会介意，对于择偶应该以什么态度，要怎么说？金山：只要具备智慧和贤惠，即使生过孩子离过婚的女性照样有幸福，所以不要拿流产说事儿。
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend through the production of girls can also happiness? Feeling a lot of men will mind, for mating should with what attitude, how do you say? Jinshan as long as have the wisdom and virtuous, so even if a child divorced women have happiness, so dont get an abortion said. ]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
青年时报：【年可以过两个春节！大家努力活啊！网友评论笑疯[笑cry][允悲]】到时候会不会放两次假？会不会有两届春晚？是不是可以收两次压岁钱？是不是能够每逢佳节胖十斤，再逢佳节又十斤…在期待了一秒钟，脑海中划过无数幻想之后，小编又恢复了冷静——年我都两百多岁了，应该不需要假期了！ via中国...全文： m.weibo
[【 can have two New Year! We have to survive! Comment smile crazy [laugh cry] [allow sad]] will then put two times? Will there be two annual Spring Festival gala? If we can accept two lucky money? Whether can when fat ten catties, and on every festival and ten catties... In looking forward to for a second, mind across countless fantasy, small make up back to calm, I have more than two hundred years old, should be dont need a vacation! Via China... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：夜华儿子小团子@HummeREX张艺瀚 穿越到#单恋大作战#化身情话小王子，与女神胡蓉@黄灿灿acan 的初遇太有戏：姐姐你单身吗？[色] tREcdW
[Son small dumplings @ night China HummeREX Zhang Yihan through to # # unrequited love against embodiment about the little prince, goddess Hu Rong @ other delectable acan first met too depends on elder sister are you single? [color] tREcdW]
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：有次喝醉酒我以为和前男友发生了关系，，现在还有两个月结婚了，现男友同房后床上没有血，他也没感觉到，她妈妈发现我不是处女后，取消了婚礼，前男友知道这个事来和我解释说那次床上血是我手破了才留在床上的，根本没发生关系～现在我要怎么解释这个事，似乎永远说不清楚了～我该怎...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend once drunk I thought and former boyfriend, and now there are two months to get married, now knew her boyfriend after the bed there is no blood, he didnt feel, after her mother found that I am not a virgin, canceled wedding, former boyfriend know this matter to blood and I explained that the bed is my hand is broken just stay in bed, no sex ~ how can I explain this thing now, seems to always say not clear ~ how should I... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：同事嫉妒我家境比她好那么一点，我想和她交朋友，聊话题，她好像总想问我要钱。潜台词，好像是，我付给她一笔钱，她才会给我建议，跟我聊天。我该如何与她相处，我平时带些小零食给她，她觉得不够ps她的阅历比我丰富！金山：是的，现在知识就是财富，无知需要付出代价。
[# # jinshan night listen to friends, colleagues envy me a little bit better than her family, I want to make friends with her, chat topic, she seems to always want to ask me for money. The subtext, it seems, I paid her a sum of money, she would give me advice, talk to me. How do I get along with her, I usually bring small snacks to her, she felt not enough ps her rich experience than me! Jinshan yes, now is the wealth of knowledge, ignorance and need to pay the price. ]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：刚展开新的恋情，很珍惜身边这个人。但因为以前亲密关系不顺的原因，还是担心有一天因为任何原因失去，导致女友偶尔跟朋友吃饭，自己就脑袋会闪过会否是跟别的男性朋友单独吃饭。虽然女友很爱自己，也说屏蔽掉异性，但难免心里有点醋溜溜。同时候也知道谈恋爱不应该完全抹杀另外一半...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend just start a new relationship, cherish the person around you. But because the close relationship before, or worry about one day lose, for any reason leads to his girlfriend to dinner with friends occasionally, his head will flash will is with other male friends to dinner alone. Although his girlfriend very love oneself, also say to block the opposite sex, but hard to avoid the in the mind a little vinegar walk. Know when to fall in love with should not completely kill the other half... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
优酷：#柜中美人# 时间过得真快，一路走来的点滴就像这段cut一样历历在目，哪一段才是最让你们印象深刻的呢？寒风cp团们，炫耀cp团们，梨花cp团们，狗粮将持续发放，快站好队形，努力啃屏～@周渝民 @胡冰卿 @陈瑶Sebrina @韩栋 @陈若轩
tREcIY
[# # ark beauty how time flies, along the way a bit like that part of the cut, which period is the most impressed you? Cold wind cp group, showing off the cp group, pear flower cp group, dog food will continue to extend, quick stand formation, trying to chew screen ~ @ vic Chou @ hu bing qing @ Chen yao Sebrina @ dong @ Chen Rexuan < br > tREcIY]
微博汽车：#大V聊车# 每天一款实拍车，我们来看看新款的保时捷卡宴吧。外观更加新潮，加入了后轮转向，但是中控台设计。。。哈哈还是看视频吧。@许云鹤- tREVbYQ
[Big V # about car # a film every day, lets take a look at the new porsche cayenne. More stylish appearance, joined the rear wheels, but the instrument panel design... Haha, see the video. @ Xu Yunhe - tREVbYQ]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
猫扑：【万貂皮大衣穿个月裂口，商家：你腋下出汗太多[费解]】黑龙江哈尔滨，一女子花了元买了一件貂皮大衣，没想到还没穿几次，一个月后就发现衣服裂了口子。商家经理表示，这是女子腋下的汗太多了。tREuFSv
[【 m mink coat to wear months gap, the businessman you underarm sweating too much [difficult]] heilongjiang Harbin, a woman flowers yuan bought a mink coat and didnt wear a few times didnt know, a month later he found clothes cracked open. Business manager said, this is a womens armpit sweat too much. tREuFSv]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
优酷：来看一看那些作为猫生狗生赢家的萌宠们，这些都是哪家爱豆的小宝贝，泥萌猜得出吗？[笑而不语]
[Take a look at those as cat gave birth to a dog gave birth to the winner of the pet, this is what love beans, baby mud of guess? [smiling without a word]]
汽车之家：#家家汽车文化##奥迪#奥迪S换装新排气系统 肆无忌惮秀声浪tREcDuen
[# # # # every auto culture audi audis new exhaust system change Unscrupulous show tREcDuen]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
微博汽车：#趣你的汽车# 如果有一天，自动驾驶不再是梦想，我愿意静静的摊在后排，做一个废柴……
[# # interest your car if one day, automatic transmission is no longer a dream, I am willing to stand quietly in the back, do a waste wood...]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
小野妹子学吐槽：京大一小哥去山上踏青散心，没想到连树枝都长成了碳氢化合物的形状...真是不让学霸休息呢[允悲]
[Beijing big little brother to a trip to the mountains for an outing that even the branches grow into the shape of the hydrocarbon... Really dont let the students with excellent grades rest? [allow sad]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【酒楼女服务员问“老板你买单了吗” 遭顾客扇耳光、砸餐具】月日，湖南衡阳某酒店，一桌顾客点菜后嫌上菜慢、菜量小，煽动邻桌顾客都不要买单，后又对一名女服务员扇耳光、砸餐具。目前，衡阳市公安局广东路派出所已锁定一名打人男子身份，案件正进一步侦办。tREckZd
[【 restaurant waitress asks boss did you pay for customer slapped, hit a tableware] month day, hunan hengyang a hotel, a table is serving slow after the customer order, small amount of food and incite the other customer dont pay, and then to a waitress slapped, hit a tableware. At present, the hengyang city public security bureau of guangdong road police station has targeted a hit man identity, case is further probing. tREckZd]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
冷笑话精选：到底是多喜欢这个沙发扶手啊？
一坨满足的小背影萌死了[笑cry]
[What is more like this sofa armrest? < br > a small figure of tuo met dead [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：#终极一班#会员已经大结局了！一直号称“最慢cp”的榊太cp这下可一点都不慢了哦！榊覔直接上演求婚戏码，只不过这求婚的方式也太特别了吧，甚至聊到了生！孩！子 ！车速太快，优酷君有点跟不上了。[二哈] @蒋蕊泽_Echo @SpeXial-风田Win
[# #d members already finale! Has been called the slowest cp 榊 too cp this can is not slow! Drama 榊 覔 directly put on to marry him, just propose this way is too special, even talk about! Child! The child! The speed is too fast, youku jun cant follow you. [two ha] @ Jiang Ruize _Echo @ SpeXial - wind field to Win]
优酷：#看歌手来优酷#@张韶涵 这次又为我们带来了全新的视听盛宴。演唱经典老歌《追梦人》结合了经典电影《泰坦尼克》的主题曲《我心永恒》，并且融入了舞蹈在竞演里，仙女都是这么有才华的吗？很期待下一次张韶涵要为我们带来什么新花招了[憧憬]tREVAIq
[# see singer to youku # @ Angela This time has brought the new audio-visual feast for us. Singing oldies dream catcher combines the classic film Titanic theme song my heart will go on, and into the dance in competitive play, the fairy is so talented? Look forward to the next Angela will bring us what [hope] tREVAIq new tricks]
汽车之家：#家家新闻##宝马#【限量台 宝马M敞篷特别版官图发布】日前，宝马M品牌发布了一款宝马M敞篷版 Jahre（周年纪念版）车型的官图，该车的推出是为了纪念第一代宝马M（E）敞篷版推出周年。新车将提供两种独特的车身配色，限量发售台。tREcsVF
[# every news # # # BMW limited units BMW M open special edition released official figure 】 recently, BMW M brand launched a BMW M convertible Jahre (anniversary edition) models of the official figure, the cars launch is in honor of the first generation of BMW M (E) convertible version launched the anniversary. New car will offer two unique body color, limited. tREcsVF]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：切蛋糕的时候，一弹一弹的，看饿了！[色]
[Cut the cake, a play a play, look hungry! [color]]
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