神奇的吐槽君:
“我卖东西收未来婆婆的钱应该吗?”
[I sell things to receive the money should be the future mother-in-law? ]
北美吐槽君官方国内分站,欢迎私信吐槽。公众号:crazytucao【商务合作请联系:ad@beimeitucaojun】
喝了酒以后不想起一个人,酒会觉得自己很无能。
这两年凤阳最红的人北美吐槽君:
男友为了安慰我失恋的朋友,竟然给她大大的拥抱?
[Her boyfriend to comfort my friend brokenhearted, give her a big hug? ]
吐槽请私信;公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】Houson猴姆:
【猴姆独家】《无敌破坏王:破坏王大闹互联网》再曝先导预告片!谁会破坏互联网呢?当然是破坏王咯!![哈哈][酷][爱你]tREtmKy
[The monkeys sole 】 【 invincible king of destruction, destruction of wanda Internet revealed the forerunner trailer again! Who will destroy the Internet? , of course, is the destruction of the king!!!! [ha ha] [cool] [love you] tREtmKy]
这货就是【猴姆独家】!!!星座不求人:
没睡的来唱歌!
[Didnt sleep to sing! ]
有了星座不求人,从此星座不求人。合作请联系:商务合作:bd@bbbk IP授权衍生品合作:licensing@bbbk 电商合作:eb@bbbk大欧洲吐槽君:
“饿了三天...我该怎么办”
[Hungry for three days... What should I do]
北美吐槽君旗下频道,专接欧洲、英国吐槽。公众号:ouzhoutucao 【商务合作请联系:ad@beimeitucaojun】虎掰掰:
微博的再编辑功能真是满足了所有完美主义者的欲求,要是人生也能这样就好了。
[Weibo to editing functions to meet all the desires, perfectionist if life can be so good. ]
我若与人相同便没有人爱我杨毅:
春天来了,我们这小区里爱猫人士特别多,有位老太太每天下午给全小区流浪猫喂吃的,养的一个个膘肥体壮,到了晚上都扯着脖子叫唤,听的我辗转难眠百爪挠心。咋办啊?我们楼下我看得有一个加强排,我怀疑出去我打不过它们.....
[Spring is coming, we love the cat people much more special in this neighborhood, an old lady every afternoon to stray cat to eat the whole community, raise are plump and sturdy. One by one, into the night at the neck, tossing and turning to hear my best claws scratched. Do how? We have a reinforced platoon downstairs I see it, and I doubt out I beat them... ]
我正在城楼观山景,耳听得城外乱纷纷。烟花妹妹:
睡前无聊,看了半天大胃王吃播视频,立马睡不着了……edg,还有没睡的吗?来签到下。
[For boring, before sleeping to eat big eaters video, immediately to sleep... Edg and didnt sleep? To sign in. ]
活着一定要快乐,因为你会死去很久。认真,你就输了。公安部打四黑除四害:
【太实用了!迅速收藏】暴强叠衣服技巧,不同的衣服用不同的方法,可以说是非常全面了[赞] tREGMUZ
[Very practical! Quick collection 】 【 violently strong folding laundry skills, different clothes in different ways, can saying is very comprehensive [who] tREGMUZ]
打四黑除四害,主要是依法严厉打击从事危害民生违法犯罪活动的黑作坊、黑工厂、黑窝点、黑市场,为民除害,保民平安。人民对美好生活的向往就是我们的奋斗目标。齐心协力打四黑,警民联手除四害!一只读物:
极简唐朝史!!!(建议收藏)
[Extremely brief history of the tang dynasty!!!!!! (recommended collection)]
爱各种吐槽的幽默君,关注易丢失节操!欢迎投稿!世界美图:
没有很多人的乌镇 .
[There are not many people wuzhen.]
美图基地,开发你的新视野我们天生偏执狂:
费尽心思和你聊天的样子,
我自己都讨厌自己。
我是那么骄傲的一个人,
为你卸掉所有铠甲,
却依旧得不到你的心疼。
拼命的想要抓住你,
却发现风里只剩我自己。
[Tried to chat with you, < br > I hate myself. < br > I am so proud of a person, < br > unload all mail for you, we still can not get your heart hurt. < br > < br > desperately want to catch you, < br > but found only myself in the wind. ]
生来偏执 如何折衷________工作交流请联系QQ媒体人张晓磊:
五粮液从来不骂茅台,茅台也从来不说五粮液,所以双双成为世界名酒;奔驰从来不诋毁宝马,宝马也不诋毁奔驰,也一起成为了名车。所以我们并不需要去诋毁别人维护自己,人活着,发自己的光就好,不要吹灭别人的灯!如果看一个人不顺眼 只怪自己的修养还不够……脚踏实地一步一步谨慎向前走。心有大
[Wuliangye never scold maotai, maotai wuliangye never says, so have both become famous in the world; Mercedes never denigrate BMW, BMW also not denigrating Mercedes, also became the car together. So we dont need to go to slander others defend himself, man alive, send your light is good, dont blow out the other peoples light! If a person is not pleasing to the eye Only blame their own self-cultivation is not enough... Down-to-earth, step by step carefully going forward. Big heart -]
红人,演员包装、明星代言、品牌,活动,焦点事件策划,媒体推广发布。qq安妮的情话:
▽
“如果当初没添加你好友
是不是不会有之后的故事
我不知道爱上你是对是错
但我真的快乐过
以前你给过的快乐
现在都陪着我难过 ”
[Del < br > < br > , if not add your friends < br > if there will be no story < br > I dont know love you is right or wrong < br > but Im really happy < br > you give happiness before < br > now all accompanied me sad]
伤心什么 世界这么大 又不是只有你一个人爱而不得。商务合作加Q:真搞笑集中营:
岛国一位家长,用两张图告诉你为啥不要生孩子[允悲] #搞笑#
[Island of a parent, with two pictures tell you why not to have children [allow sad] # # funny]
♪萌萌哒 ☞坏坏哒达达君:
最近点赞的人怎么感觉越来越少了,我几乎每天更新到这个点,小可爱们拿剧的同时随手点个赞,微博现在是信息流模式,你点赞越多越容易第一时间刷出这个博主更新的微博,同时也是给我的一种动力,这么小小的一个请求应该不过分吧[二哈][二哈][二哈]
[Thumb up recently how do people feel less and less, I almost daily updates to this point, the little cute take drama with some praise at the same time, weibo now is information flow model, the easier the more you thumb up the first time update weibo, brush out the blogger is also give me a kind of power, such a small request should not too much [two ha] [two ha] [two ha]]
备用微博@影视达达君人性之美丽:
Life is tough, so are you.生活很艰难,你也很坚强。
[Life is tough, so you. Life is tough, you are also very strong. ]
为你讲述人性美好的故事..... 合作联系QQ:全都是搞笑:
当年的你曾经牛逼成这样,现在的你除了玩手机,你还会啥[doge]
[In those days you once like this cow force, in addition to playing your mobile phone now, would you still what [the doge]]
chaiwofong:
個人魅力簡直太重要
[个人魅力简直太重要]
淘寶服裝店舖:chaiwofongs closet南阳人的南阳事:
吸烟我也就忍了,鼻子出气也忍了,可是你弹烟灰就过分了[摊手]一个有故事的老狗[允悲]#微博网事# tREtnBfM
[I also endure, smoking his anger on his nose and to endure, but you would play ash too much [stand hand] is a story of the old dog [allow sad] # # weibo net matter tREtnBfM]
以微博之力,给生活更多希望!微信:nyrdnys俄罗斯事儿君:
原来蜘蛛是这么结网的,好神奇!!![哆啦A梦吃惊] tREtmnZp
[Originally the spider is netting so, good magic!!!!!!!!!!! [doraemon surprised] tREtmnZp]
【中俄信使】🇨🇳🇷🇺传承中俄人民友谊,增进友好往来,开创未来。分享国际、俄罗斯新闻、新鲜事儿,传播正能量!烦了要命只烦泡粥:
好莱坞好莱坞,最大发片商最大发片商
韦恩斯坦影业倒闭了,倒闭了。[偷笑][偷笑][偷笑][偷笑]
韦恩斯坦影业在出了性丑闻后,想卖出资产,资产和负债(千百万)打包价千万。潜在买家是在纽约的一家投资公司,投资公司老板是Maria Contreras-Sweet, 在奥巴马当总统时,任职小企业管理局长。买卖谈
[Hollywood Hollywood, most great film with film < br > weinstein pictures, closed, closed down. [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] < br > < br > weinstein pictures after a sex scandal, want to sell assets, assets and liabilities (millions) price must pack. Potential buyers is in New York, an investment company, investment company, the boss is Maria Contreras observes - Sweet, when President barack Obama in the small business administration chief. Business talk]
请拨分机号,查号请改天。总机忙线中,没空逗你玩。P.S. 本人超级话痨,关注请慎重爱情日志:
不应该在该奋斗的年纪去选择偷懒,只有度过了一段连自己都被感动了的日子,才会变成那个最好的自己。 .
[Should not be in the struggle of age to choose a lazy, only had a her own days were touched, will become the best of yourself. The.]
经典爱情日志大全,时刻更新,敬请关注,合作联系QQTED君学演讲:
你为什么晚还不睡?
[Why dont you sleep late? ]
TED、英语学习、英语演讲、励志视频、电影、书籍推荐等漫画插画集:
我还是别指望减肥了,八戒走了十万八千里也没见他瘦,而且他还吃素。
[I still dont expect to lose some weight, eight quit walked miles also didnt see him thin, and hes a vegetarian. ]
每天更新最精彩的漫画,关注我有好运♥怀孕育儿一点通:
#科普育儿#宝宝要办六张证!超实用,收了!
[# # scientific parenting baby to do six card! Very practical, accept! ]
百万妈妈都在关注的母婴类公众号,为妈妈们分享有趣有料有科学的孕育知识Shirley雯静:
真的很感谢俊在我不开心的时候一直逗我开心,我也真的感谢愿意帮我说话的粉丝,你们只有真的自己经历过才能感受到网络暴力和造谣的可怕🙏 tREtKSp
[真的很感谢俊在我不开心的时候一直逗我开心,我也真的感谢愿意帮我说话的粉丝,你们只有真的自己经历过才能感受到网络暴力和造谣的可怕🙏 tREtKSp ]
❤️粉丝➕vx shirleyjing 工作请私信牛肉饭:
最 怕 长 得 好 看 的 人 突 然 开 口 跟 我 说 话 , 紧 脏 ! ! !
[The most afraid of good-looking people suddenly speak to me, tight dirty! ! ! ]
一个第七宇宙的奇怪大脑一口台词:
得到的时候在毁 失去的时候在悔 始于喜欢 终于太喜欢
[Get when destroyed lost in regret began like it finally too]
有毒 商务合作加Q:夏黒·:
分享图片
[Share photos]
爱喝矿泉水汤粉儿:
晚安[心](嘴臭的除外)
[Good night [heart] (except mouth smelly)]
勇士喜欢巨乳又有什么错?刘若英:
每天差不多都工作十幾個小時,常常想起給你們寫幾句話時,總有別的事兒打個岔就忘了,然後,就雙眼迷茫,昏睡…. 此時,剛剛結束#电影后来的我们# 今天的剪接,能睡得你們快睡吧!能吃的你們別耽擱!想一件令自己溫暖的事,讓今天結束的有溫度.晚安!
[Almost all work over ten hours a day, write a few words to you often think of, there is always something else to make a bifurcation will forget, then, is the eyes lost, sleepy... #. At this point, just finished film splicing we # later today, you can sleep sleep fast! Can eat you dont delay! Want to something to warm, let the end of today have a temperature. Good night! ]
親愛的路人劉家凱:
兒子上課,我和老婆的午餐約會,把前一晚的剩菜清空。
蒜炒豆苗
麻婆豆腐
洋蔥玉米肉餅
滷味+滷肉
(這剩菜也太霸氣了吧!?)
[Son, my wife and I lunch date, the leftovers to empty the night before. < br > < br > fry garlic sprouts < br > the bean curd < br > onion scrapple < br > braised food + lurou < br > < br > (the leftovers too domineering!!!! ?). ]
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