2018年2月27日星期二

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽:
    岛国诗人kusakabekasaku的小诗《不是你》:
“想分享那些平淡无奇的风景,
啊,但不是与你;
周末偶然相遇会格外开心,
啊,但不是和你;
难过时希望能陪在我身边,
啊,但不是你;
哭泣时想被摸摸额头,
啊,但不是你;
我所说的一切一切,
都绝对不是你,
所以请你每天每天,
就只是你自己。” ​

[Island poet kusakabekasaku poem not you < br > to share the scenery of those bland, < br > ah, but not with you; < br > meet by chance over the weekend will be particularly happy, < br > ah, but not with you; < br > sorry hope can accompany in my side, < br > ah, but it is not you; < br > crying to be touch his forehead, < br > ah, but it is not you; < br > I said all, < br > is absolutely not you, < br > so please every day, every day < br > just yourself. ​]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

东方航空:
    #MU骄傲# 谢谢你们,我们的春运护航人。[心] tREVHUo ​
[Thank you # # MU pride, we travel escort. [heart] tREVHUo]

中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海,是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年,以原东航集团公司为主体,在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合,东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主,通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。

猫扑:
    岛国时尚达人对搭配和时尚的总结........(via小野妹子学吐槽)其实时尚非常简单[允悲] ​
[Island fashionistas summary of tie-in and fashion... (via ono sister learn fun) fashion is very simple actually [allow sad]]

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优酷:
    从耿直搞笑的貌美村花,到三个孩子的贴心老妈,@宋丹丹 成功演绎了不同女性的成长与成熟。如今,老有所乐、家庭事业两不误的操心母亲刀美岚即将上线,美好生活的秘籍,都在她的语重心长里。月日,#电视剧美好生活#优酷全网首播。tREVT ​
[From the uprightness funny village of beautiful flowers, to the sweet mother of three children, @ eternal song dan-dan famous deduced different women of growth and success. Now the old-ageds providing, the family business balance worry about mother DaoMeiLan soon, the good life, all in her heavy breathing. Month, # # show a better life youku entire network. tREVT]

南方都市报:
    【因为超载 司机竟丢下自己岁女儿驾车而去】月日,执法人员发现一辆江苏籍面包车超载一人,驾驶员刘某认为车上多个孩子算不上超载,不同意就地整改,最后竟然丢下八岁女儿驾车离去,抵达梁平服务区后要求执法人员将女儿送过来。为了不给孩子造成更多的伤害,执法人员只得将孩子送到梁平服务区。此...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 because overload driver driving to leave their old daughter] month day, law enforcement officers found a jiangsu native one van overload, and the pilot ryu think the car more than one child not overload, disagree on the rectification, finally dropped eight year old daughter drove away, after arriving at the liangping service requires law enforcement officers to send his daughter. In order not to cause more damage to the child, the law enforcement officers had to children to liangping service area. This... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪汽车:
    #微博交通台#【可怕!出租车冲上安全岛 深圳岁女子等红灯时被撞身亡】月日,深圳出租车司机江某驾驶出租车至龙华新区梅龙路与清泉路交界处时,车辆冲上安全岛,撞倒一名正在等待信号灯的女子,导致该女子当场死亡。目前,司机已经被控制,事故在进一步调查处理中。[蜡烛]tREywO ​
[# # weibo communication radio 【 terrible! Taxi on the island Shenzhen - year - old woman died when the red light was hit] month day, shenzhen to the taxi driver a driving a taxi to jiang longhua new district Mellon road and spring road junction, the vehicles on the island, knocked down a woman is waiting for the signal lamp, led to the deaths of the woman on the spot. At present, the driver has been controlled, the accident in the further investigation and handling. [candle] tREywO]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

优酷:
    #优酷最强大脑#揣摩选手内心戏,嘉宾导师秒变“福尔摩斯”![憧憬] @最强大脑王清怡 只看了八分之一就已找到正确答案? @闲人王昱珩 @最强大脑王峰 对她的内心解读就像龙卷风,说来就来~ [哈哈] #最强大脑#
tREtOUgg ​

[# # youku strongest brain acting ponder player, guest tutor by second Sherlock Holmes! The strongest [hope] @ Wang Qingyi brain Only saw one had to find the right answer? @ the lounger Wang Yuhang @ the strongest brain Mr Wang to read her heart is like a tornado, speaking to ~ (ha ha) strongest brain # # < br > tREtOUgg]

冷笑话精选:
    谷歌翻译唱的《Havana》都比我唱的好听[允悲]
tREVYvPn ​

[Google translation and singing than I sing of good [allow sad] < br > tREVYvPn]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    美得率性,美得干练,素颜女神@李小冉 再放颜值大招,重寻真爱,期待新幸福。#电视剧美好生活#月日优酷全网首播,看知性李小冉为爱不彷徨。
tREVgo ​

[Willfulness, beautiful beautiful capable, plain yan goddess @ li xiaoran put appearance level again, looking for true love, looking forward to the new happiness. # # show a better life, youku tech-oriented premiere, the intellectual li xiaoran dont hesitate to love. < br > tREVgo]

汽车之家:
    #家家汽车文化##牧马人#“脱胎换骨” 实拍改装版Jeep牧马人tREckh ​
[# # # # every auto culture wrangler reborn film modified Jeep wrangler tREckh]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

猫扑:
    也许就是真的呢[笑cry]
[Perhaps is really [laugh cry]]

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但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:挖矿占到英伟达收入的多少?》挖矿占到英伟达收入的多少?原创--艾斯布雷克只谈科技股我在之前对挖矿有一个认识上的误区,一直以为现在挖矿基本是ASIC芯片的天下,用显卡挖tREVWBas ​
[Published the post reprinted mining of the nvidia income? Mining of the nvidia income? Original -- ace Blake about tech to dig in before I have a misunderstanding of political and thought that it was now mining basic ASIC chip, dig tREVWBas with graphics]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:茅台猴年生肖暴涨瓶,五款生肖价格预计上调百分之二十!》茅台猴年生肖暴涨瓶,五款生肖价格预计上调百分之二十!--茅友视界时间荏苒,一转眼已经是年后了tREVWWN ​
[Published the post reprinted maotai zodiac monkey jumped bottles, five Chinese zodiac prices are expected to increase twenty percent! Maotai zodiac monkey jumped bottles, five Chinese zodiac, is expected to increase twenty percent price! Time flies - MaoYou horizon, was already a year tREVWWN]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @哦呃嗯咦:看来今天的港股是被内资砸下去的,而港资又来北上抄底了!
[@ oh uh oh looks like todays Hong Kong shares were domestic it down, and Hong Kong to north bottom!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @半职业投资人A先生:茅台平安大量买入,腾讯又大量卖出,这次换成内资抛了,做T。
[@ semi-professional investors Mr. A maotai, peace and A large number of buying, tencent has A large number of sold, cast, this time for domestic do T.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

优酷:
    #看歌手来优酷##华晨宇#@李维嘉 可以说是完美诠释粉丝本人了。ET也只想给飙完高音踩完音响唱爽后的花花@华晨宇yu 亲亲抱抱举高高[好爱哦]tREVGsH ​
[# see singer to youku # @ # # brilliance yu jiong Can be said to be the perfect fan himself. ET also just want to give up the soprano after stepping on the sound to sing great flower @ brilliance yu yu xoxo for highgood love oh tREVGsH]

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 难怪最近明星在饭局扎堆儿表演,都在装真,一种极尽刻意的随意。这场饭局的主人显然不是关牧村的铁粉,因为他连关牧村歌曲的成名作都不知道。这顿饭也绝非是义餐,最后明显感觉到了饭局主人的尴尬,一种没有说服获得关牧村歌曲版权代言的尴尬失落…… tREVOQez ​
[# # jinshan night no wonder recently star at dinner frothy performance, are true, a kind of extremely use up deliberately. The master of this meal is obviously not a pass herding village iron powder, because he dont even know a pass herding village of popular songs. Also is not a just eat this meal, and finally obviously felt the meal masters embarrassment, a failed to gain a pass herding village songs persuade copyright endorsement embarrassing loss... tREVOQez]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【银行业高薪走下神坛:北京部分柜员月入不足元[吃惊]】继年爆出的银行业.元年终奖后,年银行业又传来.元的年终奖。北京部分银行的薪资水平远远低于行业均值,去年入职某国有大行的毕业生晒出的今年月份工资表中,月收入到手仅为元,年终奖更是分文未有。tREVOOp ​
[[banking pay down the altars Beijing partial teller earning less than RMB [surprised]] following the year of the banking industry. After yuan year-end bonuses, in banking came again. Yuan year-end bonuses. Part of the bank of Beijing was far below the industry average level of salary, last year in a state-owned large lines of graduates of the payroll in this year, only for yuan monthly income of the hand, year-end bonuses is nothing there. tREVOOp]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

微博时尚:
    #时尚封面志##吴磊登上OK!开季刊封面#《OK!精彩》月开季刊封面大片,为大家带来了不一样的“三石弟弟”@吴磊LEO ,这位岁少年已经准备好迎接成长的自己,以多风格造型展现着阳光率真和沉稳魅力,哪一面都能完美驾驭!更多独家内容敬请关注《OK!精彩》总第期杂志 @精彩OK ​
[Chi # # # fashion cover wu lei on OK! Open cover # quarterly OK! Good monthly quarterly covers, to bring us a different three stone brother @ lei wu LEO, the young are ready for growth of their age, with more style show the sunshine frankness and composed glamour modelling, which one can be perfect! More exclusive content please concern OK! Good @ the first issue of the magazine always OK]

微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域

南方都市报:
    【直播答题遭清理整顿,春节集体沉寂!多个大热节目均无上线时间表】春节前夕,因为多个网络直播答题平台出现问题,火爆的直播答题迎来监管整改,一夜之间进入集体性沉寂。月日,百度旗下好看视频推出的《极速挑战》直播答题活动获得国家新闻出版广电总局批准,成为首个正式回归的直播答题平台。
中...全文: m.weibo ​

[Live the answer by rectification, collective silent Spring Festival! Multiple hot programs are great line schedule 】 the eve of the Spring Festival, because multiple webcast answer platform appear problem, fiery live answering question for regulatory overhaul, overnight into the collective silence. Month, baidus nice live video launched extreme challenges problem solving activities approved by state general administration of press and publication, radio and television, is the first formal return to live the answer platform. < br >... The full text m. eibo]

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一块去旅行:
    此生只想和你,一起吃遍天下,游遍世界。 ​​​​
[This life, and you just want to eat all over the world, all over the world. ​​​​]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

优酷:
    他是《猎场》中的商业大佬,是《急诊科医生》中的医学精英,是《我的体育老师》中的抢手大叔,明天起,他将成为《美好生活》中的深情暖男徐天,重启人生,依然过得精彩。#电视剧美好生活#月日起优酷全网首播,这个春天,在优酷,与#张嘉译#一起邂逅美好。 @张嘉译工作室 tREVCCB ​
[He is hunting ground, the business leaders in the emergency department doctors medical elite, is my PE teacher uncle in the hot, tomorrow, he will be in the good life deep feeling warm male xu day, restart the life, still its fullest. # # show a better life, youku on entire network launched this spring, in youku, met with # jiayi zhang # beautiful. @ tREVCCB jiayi zhang the studio]

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻##奔驰G级# 【凸显个性色彩 新AMG G 特别版官图】日前,梅赛德斯-AMG官方发布了一组旗下全新AMG G Night Package(暗夜套件版)车型的官图。新车主要在轮圈、前保险杠、外后视镜外壳以及外挂式备胎等细节处进行了升级,运用了更多的亮黑色元素,从而进一步凸显出独特的个性色彩。...全文: m.weibo ​
[# every news # # # Mercedes G level 【 highlights character color figure 】 the new special edition AMG G officer, AMG Mercedes - the official released a set of its new AMG G Night Package (Night suite version) models of the official figure. Mainly in the new car wheels, front bumper, side mirror shell and the case in detail such as the spare tire upgraded, use more bright black element, thus further highlights the unique individual character color. ... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车:
    #车圈话题#【男子后退被轿车压断脚,这责任到底是谁的?[思考]】近日,常熟一男子边走边看门牌号,往后退时,后方驶来一辆轿车,轿车右后轮碾过蒋先生的右脚。因疼痛难忍,他瞬间瘫坐在地上。经送医就诊,蒋先生的右脚脚踝断裂。交警部门认定行人负事故全部责任。对此,老司机们怎么看? ​
[# circle topic # 【 man is back car broken foot, whose responsibility is this? [thinking]] recently, a man walked in changshu see house number, back when the rear drive a car, the car right rear wheels run over Mr. Jiangs right foot. Because of the pain, he instantly sat down on the ground. The hospital see a doctor, Mr. Jiang fracture to his right ankle. The traffic police department as pedestrians bear full responsibility for the accident. What do you think to this, old drivers? ​]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

猫扑:
    你们四六级分数都查了吧[喵喵][喵喵] ​
[You check cet score [meow meow] [meow]]

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青年时报:
    【全国十大考古新发现初评揭晓,我省项目入围!】昨天,年度全国十大考古新发现初评结果正式揭晓。我省浙江宁波大榭史前制盐遗址和浙江绍兴兰若寺墓地成功入围。据悉,评选活动办公室共发出选票张,收到有效选票张。根据投票结果,得票排名前的项目入围年度终评。年度重要考...全文: m.weibo ​
[The national top ten archaeological discoveries announced the intern, in our province project shortlisted!] Yesterday, the annual national top ten archaeological discoveries officially revealed the initial results. Zhejiang province ningbo daxie prehistoric salt sites and zhejiang shaoxing LanRe temple cemetery for success. The campaign office has issued ballots, zhang zhang received effective votes. According to the outcome of the vote, votes, the top of the project for annual administrator sig gissler. The annual important exam... The full text m. eibo]

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青年时报:
    【多道灯谜等你来挑战!本周五带上孩子去浙图画团扇、制花灯吧!】今年元宵佳节,浙江图书馆准备了三重元宵大礼,内容包括猜谜、赠书、画团扇、做花灯等多个民俗活动。今天上午,“龙衔火树千灯焰——花灯的前世今生”在浙图的民俗回廊率先开幕。展览主要介绍花灯的神话传说、历史演变及特征分类。...全文: m.weibo ​
[The multichannel lantern riddle waiting for you to challenge! This Friday to bring children to the zhejiang picture round fan, lantern!] Lantern Festival this year, zhejiang library prepared triple yuanxiao gift, include puzzles, books, paintings round fan, do the lanterns, and other folk activities. This morning, the dragon bit wahoo thousand lamp flame - incarnations of lanterns the figure of zhejiang folk corridors lead in the opening. Exhibition introduces lanterns of myths and legends, historical evolution and characteristics of classification. ... The full text m. eibo]

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    哈哈哈有意思@画舫落雨听春我的天呐这个广告好有意思!!!@颜文字君有创意´_>`@那罗陀_银子噗真的没想到……@云湖小酌万万没想到~啦啦啦啦啦啦啦~[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]
[Ha ha ha funny @ original spring rain to listen to my god this advertising good fun!!!!!! @ performing creative word king ´ _ > ` @ the radha _ silver poof really didnt know... @ cloud lake drink never imagined ~ la la la la la la la ~ [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    #单身女生的九大特征#太扎心了,你中了几条?[doge] ​
[# # single womens nine big features too heart, a few of you? [doge]]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻##长安#【长安:最晚月日公布机油增多解决方案】月日晚,长安汽车在官方微博发布消息称,近期其收到了部分CS .TGDI(直喷)车型用户反映发动机存在机油增多现象,针对该问题的完整解决方案将不晚于月日公布。tREcHoUb ​
[# every news changan # # # changan latest month date announced increased oil solution 】 on Tuesday night, changan in official weibo said in a news release, recently received a part of its CS. TGDI (direct injection) model users reflect the phenomenon of engine oil is increased, for the complete solution of the problem will be announced no later than June . tREcHoUb]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

猫扑:
    【给大神跪了!年川妹子仿妆多位国际明星真假难辨[跪了]】近日,一位仿妆多名国际明星的女生火了,短短时间吸引几十万粉丝关注!她是来自四川成都的后妹子王佳雯,她说自己都是对着明星照片来化妆的,仿一个妆容最少要四个小时,但画的过程真的很开心~@梨视频 tREcVoi ​
[【 give great god kneel! In sichuan sister copy makeup several international star butch] [kneeling 】 recently, more than one copy makeup international star female fire, draws hundreds of thousands of followers in a matter of time! Sister chia-wen wang after she is from chengdu, sichuan province, said she was against star photos to make-up, a makeup look at least four hours, but the painting process really happy ~ @ pear video tREcVoi]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

汽车之家:
    君威GS果然不同凡响!
[Regal GS was outstanding!]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    你的学生生涯中上过课外班吗?
[Your student career upper middle school?]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

微博汽车:
    【“消分新政”将近 司机排长队处理违章 交警:系误读政策 】年后,很多司机都扎堆赶奔交警队,希望能赶在月日前处理完自己的违章。然而,@北京交警 提示,“不绑定备案就不能处理非本人名下车辆违法”的说法是误读。现有的处理方依然存在。所以…不要再着急忙慌地去排队了!tREVJOfE ​
[The New Deal elimination lines handling illegal traffic police nearly driver is a misreading policy] years later, many drivers piled GanBen traffic police force, hopes to catch the month has processed violation of his own. @ Beijing traffic police suggest, however, not the name no binding for the record will not be able to deal with illegal vehicle is a misreading. The existing processing party is still there. So... Dont be a rush to line up again! tREVJOfE]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

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