2018年2月24日星期六

Sound yue Tai star rice waiting for you yue dear friends home for dinner, to support your idol! Ric

音悦台:
    窦靖童现场打鼓表演《Wu》,迷幻、纷繁又混乱,别样的表演方式令人充满遐想,自己的独到之处真的刚刚好[心]tREykEp ​
[Jingers live drums performance Wu, psychedelic, numerous and complicated and chaotic, another way of performing a full of daydream, own unique just really good tREykEp [heart]]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass

冷笑话精选:
    打扰了[拜拜]@賈棋元:真的是……
[Excuse me [bynum] @ jia chess yuan really...]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    快乐大本营 中有指尖上的巧克力,#舌尖上的中国#第三季中有舌尖上的瓜子酥[喵喵]~这精巧的瓜子酥,乍看之下和瓜子一模一样,放在手中小巧而别致,惹人喜爱~原来点心还可以这样做,真是让优酷君大开眼界!你们能区分出瓜子酥和真的瓜子么?[doge]#舌尖上的年#
tREyeiLr ​

[With fingertips chocolate in happy camp, # # on the tip of the tongue of China in the third quarter of the tip of the tongue on the melon seed cakemeow ~ this exquisite crisp melon seeds, at first glance, and melon seeds, just as in the hands of small and chic, attractive ~ dessert can also do so, really make youku jun an eye-opener! Can you distinguish between seed cake and really melon seeds? [doge] # # on the tip of the tongue in < br > tREyeiLr]

猫扑:
    #最美艺考生#【山西版迪丽热巴:自己喜欢,不顾父母反对考中传[憧憬]】@中国传媒大学 艺考第二天,现场有一位长相酷似迪丽热巴的后女生,独自参加播音主持的考试。她说,自己昨天刚满岁,为了能参加艺考,还跟父母争取了一番,“真的很累,但毕竟自己喜欢!” #为艺考加油#@梨北京 ...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # is the most beautiful art examinee 【 shanxi Dillon hot bar oneself to like, regardless of her parents opposition -- not preach [hope]] @ the communication university of China art exam the next day, there was a resembling Dillon hot bar girl, alone to participate in the examination of broadcasting and hosting. She said that she has just turned yesterday, in order to attend the art exam, also with their parents for some kind of, really tired, but after all, I like! Beijing # cheer for arts exam # @ pear... The full text m. eibo]

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冷笑话精选:
    把你的姓的首字母加bb打出来是什么?冷哥我是冷冰冰[doge] ​
[Add the first letter of your last name bb what is typing? Cold brother I am cold [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

汽车之家:
    #夜福利#科技再进化 奥迪A~ ​
[# # night welfare technology evolved audi A ~]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    我主页置顶的奖,稍后开 ​
[My home page top prize, open later]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

优酷:
    易烊千玺 开场舞,燃炸全场嗨翻天!#这就是街舞#节目首播,四位队长开场的队长大秀实在太精彩。Wuli易队长@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 身着红衣头扎脏辫,时尚搭配帅气逼人,干净有力的舞蹈动作引得现场粉丝连连尖叫!我说易烊千玺帅炸了你们没人反对吧~
tREySuEp ​

[Jackson opening dance, detonation full hi! # # this is the street dance show premiered, four captain after the captain of the big show is so wonderful. Wuli captain @ TFBOYS Jackson easily Dirty braid, dressed in red head fashion collocation handsome, clean and strong dance moves that on-site fans screaming repeatedly! I Fried said Jackson handsome you there is no opposition ~ < br > tREySuEp]

优酷:
    [腾格尔意外撞衫#杨幂# 晓飞脸都要绿了 ] 昨天我酷热播滴#歌手#迎来了华丽丽的腾格尔大神新晋补位,表演可谓惊艳全场。不料同在我酷热播的#电视剧谈判官#粉丝眼尖,发现腾哥竟然撞衫 @杨幂 。戏剧效果十足,相信晓飞@黄子韬 看到脸都要绿了~~喏~你瞧~~~ ​
[[the tengger unexpected malfunctions # # Yang mi vick faces are green] yesterday I heat sowing drop # # singer in the selection of tengger new fill a great god, performance is amazing. Only to be my heat # # TV negotiator fan observant, find teng brother bump unlined upper garment @ Yang mi. Drama, believe vick @ tao See the face is green ~ ~ well ~ you see ~ ~ ~]

优酷:
    嵌字豆糖 是徽州地区的特色点心之一,将麦芽糖熬制的糖浆倒入黄豆粉和黑芝麻粉中搅拌,再将黄豆粉团和黑芝麻粉团改刀成小剂子,用木质夹板改成规则的糖条,从而形成各种文字。把字都吃进肚子里,不知道会不会像多啦A梦的记忆面包一样让人记住更多汉字呢?[doge]#舌尖上的年# #舌尖上的中国#第三季
...全文: m.weibo ​

[Embedded word beans sugar is one of the local specialty in huizhou area, the maltose boil syrup in soybean powder and sesame powder mixing, then soybean meal group and black sesame into small sub-agent glutinous rice dough to change the knife, instead of a cast, a splint wooden article change rules of sugar, thus forming various kinds of words. Eat all words into the belly, dont know how la A dream would like memory bread let A person remember more Chinese characters? [doge] # # # in the tip of the tongue on the tip of the tongue on the Chinese # in the third quarter, < br >... The full text m. eibo]

MIUI:
    你猜到了嘛?[爱你]
[You guessed it? Love you []]

MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!

新浪汽车:
    #车迷猜猜猜#如此惨烈的案发现场:手机表示是车的过错。车表示是手机先动的手。所以这是什么车?[doge] ​
[# # fans to guess so vicious crime scene mobile phone said car is at fault. The car was said mobile phone move first hand. So what is this car? [doge]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

优酷:
    杭州荷花酥 #舌尖上的中国#第三季带来了一位点心界的美人~从蔬菜中提取粉、黄两色,与面混合揉成面团,将玫瑰豆沙馅料包裹其中,团成球状,在顶部切个米字,放入油锅内,一朵荷花就这样缓缓绽放。吃一朵荷花心生碧波,品一抹翠绿茶韵天色。这意境,就已经让人心驰神往。#舌尖上的年#[心]
...全文: m.weibo ​

[Hangzhou lotus crisp # # on the tip of the tongue of China in the third quarter, brought a snack industry beauty ~ extracted from vegetable powder, yellow color, mix with surface knead into dough, wrap the rose red bean stuffing, into a ball, at the top of a character, into the pan, a lotus flower opens slowly, just like that. Eat a lotus flower heart of waves, with a green tea rhyme sky. This artistic conception, has charmed letting a person. # # on the tip of the tongue in [heart] < br >... The full text m. eibo]

优酷:
    舌尖 面果 #舌尖上的中国#第三季 苹果、香梨、柿子、杨桃这些逼真的水果竟然都是一款叫作“面果”的点心!面果的所有颜色都是从天然蔬菜中提取,更让人惊喜的是,其外表看起来是什么水果,吃起来就是什么味道。堪称“挥洒自如间傲然挺立的艺术品”。#舌尖上的年#
tREynVwp ​

[The tip of the tongue surface fruit # # on the tip of the tongue of China in the third quarter, apples, pears, persimmons, carambola these lifelike had a fruit called fruit snack! Fruit of all color is extracted from natural vegetables, what is more surprising, its look is what fruit, taste is what taste. Is the stand proudly among the aplomb art. # # on the tip of the tongue in < br > tREynVwp]

猫扑:
    看到最后[允悲]tRELMdj ​
[See [allow sad] tRELMdj last]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

卢健生:
    背包要隨身不能放下,這是基本操作。@郭晓光一名当地群众告诉我 MWC期间确实比平时乱 这边不至于明抢那要入刑了 偷的话够欧元警察才管
[Backpack cant leave with them, this is the basic operation. @ xiao-guang guo during a local people tell me MWC does not robbery that mess here than usual into the tube enough euro to police punishment for stealing]

Z CAM, CEO

玩转instagram:
    想要个带天窗的小房间😍 ​
[想要个带天窗的小房间😍 ​]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)

冷笑话精选:
    组团偷猫的有没有[喵喵] tREylxE ​
[Group did steal the cats meow tREylxE]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪汽车:
    #微博交通台#【男子在挡路轿车上写大字:路你家开?[笑cry]】近日,广西某小区一辆轿车停在拐弯处,占了一半的道路。该小区一名男子气愤之下,用笔在车上写下侮辱性字句,车主看到后报了警。[费解]tRELYqK ​
[# # weibo communication radio [man write characters on is in the way cars road open your family? [laughter cry]] recently, the guangxi, a car parked in the corner, a district accounts for half of the road. A man in my fury, the village pen write insulting words in the car, the owner called the police after see. [difficult] tRELYqK]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

猫扑:
    现在假发还带扣了??tREyvZl ​
[The wig also buckles now?? tREyvZl]

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汽车之家:
    #家家试驾评测##东风启辰#【“芯”比身坚 试东风启辰D .L CVT】启辰和日产有着千丝万缕的联系,D最大的优势就是“三大件”全部来自日产,在中国品牌里可靠性和耐久性是消费者比较纠结的,这是D的优势。但除此以外,这个车在产品力上仍有需要提高之处,听听陈庚怎么说。 tREuqp ​
[# every test evaluation # # # dongfeng qichen [try core than body established dongfeng qichen d. L CVT 】 qichen connected and nissan, D is the biggest advantage of big all from nissan, reliability and durability in Chinese brands is a tangle of consumers, this is the advantage of D. But in addition to this, the car is still need to improve on the product force, listen to what Chen Geng says. tREuqp]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

冷笑话精选:
    肯定不是我,你们别看我[允悲]@安然然无恙:真相了[允悲]
[Certainly not me, you dont look at me @ in satisfactory condition, allow sad the truth [allow sad]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

薛蛮子:
    我提前了八个月完成了一年一百套的任务。今后半月我需要再完成一百套,而且今年会进军日本第一大城市东京与第二大城市大阪
[I finished a year ahead of the eight months of one hundred sets of tasks. In the future and I need to complete one hundred sets, and this year will enter in Tokyo, Japans largest city and second largest city of Osaka]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

薛蛮子:
    我助理王坤亮的大作
[My assistant Wang Kunliang masterpiece]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

小野妹子学吐槽:
    突然打通任督二脉、点燃了速滑之魂的羽生选手,然而出道后三秒宣告退役...动作还是非常标准的,包括摔屁墩的动作[允悲]tREyUmc ​
[Suddenly get through as overseers of arteries and veins, lit the soul of a speed skating feather born player, however, three seconds after the debut declared to retire... Action is very standard, including action [allow sad] tREyUmc fart pier]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

薛蛮子:
    回复@大清的列祖列宗们回答错误,是一条街@大清的列祖列宗们。。朋友旅游刚好住你隔壁,说你把半条街的房子都买了。。@薛蛮子回复@帝国排骨千万别这么遭蹋自己。真的不必自黑了。本来就是三无人员,再给自己弱智儿童加一个傻逼的帽子这辈子连老婆都找不到了。一路走好,孩子
[Reply @ qings commanding his answer wrong, is a street @ qing commanding his.. Friends travel live right next door, you say you have bought half a street house.. @ xue barbarian reply @ empire ribs dont play themselves. Really dont have to the black. Nor any staff, is to give oneself add a shitty for mentally retarded children hat even cant find my wife in my life. All the way walk good, child]

天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

卢健生:
    半空中拍到的纽约日出,送给大家。 tRCfuRi ​
[Air, photographed in New York, for everyone. tRCfuRi]

Z CAM, CEO

优酷:
    #看歌手来优酷#腾格尔撞衫杨幂 what?原来wuli@腾格尔 大叔不仅唱得了歌,还跟得上潮流,果然姜还是老的辣。各位,萌大叔了解一下。tREyNbx ​
[# # the singer to youku tengger malfunctions Yang mi what? Wuli @ tengger mutombo has not only sing, also keep up with the trend, sure enough ginger is old spicy. Ladies and gentlemen, the uncle MOE. tREyNbx]

南方都市报:
    【农妇不识字,靠死记硬背考出驾照:方便接丈夫回家[心]】江苏顾女士不识字,用个月考到了驾照,她说为方便接出海的丈夫回家,靠死记硬背把驾照考出来的:我左右都认不清,有时候盯着电脑看累得不行,学得都不想学了,想想为了家里方便还是坚持。tREAvrT ​
[The farmer cant read, a rote test drivers license convenient home her husband [heart]] jiangsu gu illiterate, tested by a drivers license in months, she said for the convenience of take out her husband to go home, get a drivers license test a rote around I couldnt figure it out, sometimes tired are not staring at a computer, learn all dont want to learn, to think in order to convenient or stick at home. tREAvrT]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

猫扑:
    【旬老人黄昏恋:从不拌嘴,洞房花烛夜爷爷不知睡哪个屋[心]】黑龙江岁的王老奶奶打台球结缘岁的郭老爷爷。俩人生活中从不拌嘴,相互逗乐,奶奶爱吃咸菜,爷爷笑她“老太太吃咸菜,晚上放屁好凉快”。结婚第一天,爷爷问“新婚妻子”,“我今天在哪个屋住”,奶奶回答“洞房花烛夜,睡里屋”!爷...全文: m.weibo ​
[[December heartbeaat ten-day old man never bicker, wedding night know grandpa to sleep which house [heart]] at the age of heilongjiang Guo Lao grandpa grandma wang play billiards become attached to years old. Two people life never bicker, mutual amused, grandmother loves to eat pickles, grandpa laughed her the old lady to eat pickles, fart good cool at night. Get married for the first day, grandpa asked new bride, I live in which house today, grandma answer wedding night, sleep indoors! Ye... The full text m. eibo]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    婚礼现场,新娘意外被困电梯......不料遭网友神吐槽:寓意婚姻是牢笼?[笑cry] tREyXQB (视频@环球时报 ) ​
[The wedding, the bride accidentally trapped elevator... Moral but netizens poking fun at god marriage is the cage? [laughing cry] tREyXQB (video @ global times)]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

优酷:
    黄子韬 空虚公子上优酷#这就是街舞#,队长大秀太帅,简直像变了一个人!严肃认真,每个动作干净利落,韬队长@CPOPKing-黄子韬 这一次的表现和在其他综艺上完全不同,认真帅气,表示被圈粉[色] tREyKSO ​
[tao Empty childe on youku # # this is the street dance, captain big show too handsome, like a different person! Seriously, every action is a clean, towers captain @ CPOPKing - tao This time the performance and on the other variety of completely different, serious handsome, said by powder [color] tREyKSO]

优酷:
    韩庚 奶黄包造型可爱帅气!阳光值%,这样的@韩庚 版“奶黄包”请给我多来几屉好嘛?酷帅兼备让你欲罢不能!开场队长大秀每位都很棒,更加期待#这就是街舞#之后的每一期了![亲亲]tREyKiqr ​
[Han geng milk yellow lovely handsome! Sunshine value %, such @ han geng milk yellow bag for more than a few drawer for me, please? Cool and stop you! Captain opening each great big show, and look forward to # # after each issue which is street dance! [kiss] tREyKiqr]

MIUI:
    #互助刷机站#玩机时间,如果有遇到小米手机使用问题或者不会的操作,可以转评提出,小柚会和其他机友来一起帮你解决!也欢迎已升级#MIUI# 的发烧友加入讨论。更多玩机技巧,可访问MIUI 官方论坛获取。[来](提问格式:机型 + 开发版稳定版 + MIUI 版本号 + 问题描述) ​​​​
[# # mutual flash station play machine time, or if you have met millet mobile phone use wont operation, can turn evaluation is put forward, small pomelo will together with friends and other machine to help you solve! Also welcome the upgraded # MIUI# enthusiasts to join the discussion. More play machine skills, can visit the beautiful MIUI official BBS. [to] (question formats type + development stable version of + beautiful MIUI version number + problem description)]

MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!

优酷:
    罗志祥 暂停选手太严格!警笛声响,罗队出场!一袭红衣战袍,一曲霸气舞蹈,看完#这就是街舞#的队长大秀,忍不住为罗队@羅志祥 疯狂打call了!话不多说自己看,猛戳视频,为罗队助威![舔屏]tREyVIbf ​
[show Suspended player too strict! Siren sound, ROM team play! A red shirt, a domineering dancing, watching the # this is the captain of the hip-hop # big xiu, could not help but crazy for ROM team @ show a call! Few words to say oneself see, stab video, to emphasize ROM team! [lick screen] tREyVIbf]

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