微博搞笑排行榜：
第一次和喜欢的人约会，心情和过程是怎样的 ___________________________
[And dating someone for the first time, mood and ___________________________ process how]
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angelababy：tRiXrOV
[tRiXrOV]
一个爱大笑的文艺青年😁😁🎉🎉 工作邮箱：abstudio@vip. 或 kim@gmail
思想聚焦：“你说喜欢一个人是什么感觉？”
“乍见心欢，小别思恋，久处仍怦然。”
[You say you like a person is what feeling? < br > suddenly see a happy heart, small dont thoughts, still become really interested for a long time. ]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ
王子文Olivia：tRiXrpN
[tRiXrpN]
工作联系：@qq
闲人王昱珩：哈哈听说又有网了……碰到阿德利企鹅了，我们已知的十八种企鹅，完全生活在极地的只有帝企鹅和阿德利（阿德利属有三种），我拍到的就是阿德利属阿德利企鹅，在浮冰上碰到的总是两只两只……在一起 tREfoBk
[Ha ha heard and net... Encounter adelie penguins, we known species of penguin, only and adelie penguins live entirely in the polar regions (there are three kinds of adelie genera), all I get is adelie adelie penguins, in ice floe met two always... Together tREfoBk]
于身为长物 于世为闲事
豆瓣说：你见过的很罕见的姓氏是姓什么？
[Have you ever seen a rare last name is family name? ]
嘻嘻
这里是美国：你爱一个人，就去爱他，你什么也不能给他时，你仍然给他以爱。——乔治•奥威尔
[You love a person, you love him, what also cant you give him, you still give him with love. -- George Orwell]
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BIGBIG张大大：今天是@angelababy 的生日，在这里让我们一起祝福她：福如东海，寿比南山！[心]再生一个，生日快乐！[蛋糕]干杯吧朋友们，为了我们珍贵而美好的友情！[干杯]
[Today is the birthday of the @ angelababy, let us bless her here happiness as immense as the Eastern Sea, live as long as the southern mountain! Another [heart], happy birthday! [cake] cheers, my friends, for the sake of our precious and beautiful friendship! [drink]]
【工作联系】谢婷--
设计目录：寒梅最堪恨，長作去年花。
[The most comparable to hate cold plum, long as last year. ]
最美微雜志。 東方的、生活的
CNU_blank：你问我有哪些进步？我开始成为我自己的朋友。
[You ask me what progress is there? I began to be my friend. ]
优秀视觉艺术图片分享｜中国视觉联盟（cnu.cc）
延参法师：明月禅心，云影天光。
[The bright moon of zen, underneath the skylight. ]
作家
新周刊：永远原谅敌人，没有什么能比这个让他们更恼火。（By 王尔德）晚安，各位。图Mochipanko
[Never forgive an enemy, and nothing can make them more annoyed than this. (By Oscar Wilde) good night, everybody. Figure Mochipanko]
《新周刊》，“中国最新锐的生活方式周刊”，创办于年月日，二十一年猛进，已成为中国社会变迁最敏锐的观察者与记录者。新媒体合作邮箱： neweeklyteam@
头条新闻：【“报效国家”变“报销国家” 江苏淮安教育局致歉】近日，江苏淮安市教育局印发的红头文件中出现错别字，报效国家写成“报销国家”。有人认为，红头文件印发前有审校程序，出现低级错误会带来负面影响。日，淮安教育局致歉，表示已及时修改错字，并对相关工作人员严肃问责。tREVmEZy
[【 serve nation for countries huaian, jiangsu province department of education to apologize 】 recently, jiangsu huaian shuffled papers issued by the department of education in the wrong character, serve the country for countries. Some argue that the review process before printing of red tape, and low-level mistakes will have a negative impact. Apologize, huaian, education bureau, said it had modified typo in time, and serious accountability for the related staff. tREVmEZy]
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中国新闻网：#夜猫子时间#说一部以前看过的动画片，让别人猜猜你的年龄[doge]
[Time to sleep on the night of # # said a previously seen cartoons, let others guess your age [doge]]
这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。
扛大刀的我：烧到度需要不需要打退烧针
[Need not play TuiShaoZhen burn to degrees]
筷子手
新浪财经：【王石：这世界归根结底是属于活的时间长的】他表示，在未来中国的发展，中国企业家会扮演越来越重要的角色。冯仑曾说，“世界是属于你们的，也是属于我们的，但是归根结底是属于活的时间长的。”王石颇有感慨，“我们既然责任大，我们就要头脑清醒、还要有体力的健康。”tREfhfX
[[wang shi in the final analysis is to belong to this world to live long time 】 he said that Chinas development in the future, Chinese entrepreneurs will play an increasingly important role. Feng lun said, the world belongs to you, also belong to us, but ultimately belongs to live long time. There is feeling quite wang shi, since we responsibility is big, we will be sober, must have the physical health. tREfhfX]
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土味老爹：有点难受[悲伤] tREfwCf
[A little uncomfortable [sad] tREfwCf]
紫钻贵族 情感导师
许桐楷：那就算了呗[摊手]
[That even if the bai [stand hand]]
北京大学口腔医院口腔全科医生许桐楷 文责自负，任何观点都不代表北京大学口腔医院。
欧洲文艺评论：这突如其来的沉寂和沉重的黑暗，带着决然的威胁，比闹嚷嚷的灯火、狂热的欢呼更加使那些心慌意乱侧耳谛听的人们感到可怕。——茨威格《人类群星闪耀时》
[The sudden silence and heavy darkness, with the threat of decisively, better than all the lights, enthusiastic cheers those who give ear disturbed effort was terrible. Zweigs humans of stars -]
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澎湃新闻：【出租车鸣号，送别内蒙古坐黑车遇害女孩】tREfEORX 月日，内蒙古巴彦淖尔，多辆出租车双闪鸣号，送坐黑车遇害女孩最后一程，日，后女孩谢璐搭乘一辆红色三轮车后被车主王某某杀害，日警方抓获嫌犯。tREfEOR
[The taxi number, farewell to sit down in Inner Mongolia was killed girl 】 tREfEORX month, Inner Mongolia bayannao er, which boasts many taxi double flash number, send sit down dead girl finally a ride, day, after the girl Xie Lu ride a tricycle, red was the owner after wang mou one killed, the police caught the suspect. tREfEOR]
有内涵的时政新媒体
Eleven11dream：每一个人，身上都拖带着一个世界，由他所见过、爱过的一切所组成的世界，即使他看起来是在另外一个不同的世界里旅行、生活，他仍然不停地回到他身上所拖带着的那个世界去。
——克洛德·列维-斯特劳斯
[Every one of us, who are lugging a world, by everything he had ever seen, love of the world, even if he seems to be in a different world travel, life, he still kept back to him with the world. < br > < br > - Claude levi-strauss]
艺术+
fannybaby安安：拼了个视频会不会看起来更方便[馋嘴] tREfunE
[Spell a video will look more convenient tREfunE [available]]
TB店铺：辰辰妈的婴童店
知书少年：有一段我特别喜欢的话，想要送给大家：“这些年我一直提醒自己一件事情，千万不要自己感动自己。大部分人看似的努力，不过是愚蠢导致的。
什么熬夜看书到天亮，连续几天只睡几小时，多久没放假了，如果这些东西也值得夸耀，那么流水线上任何一个人都比你努力多了。人难免天生有自怜的情绪，唯有时刻保
[Have a I love, want to everyone one thing I always remind myself that, over the years never touched himself. Most people seem to is just stupid. < br > < br > what stayed up reading until the morning, only slept for a few hours, for days no holiday how long, if these things also to boast about, so any one assembly line are much more effort than you. People born in self-pity mood, only a moment]
亦如少年模样。公眾號：朱门大叔 （ID：ouba）
韩国me2day：【Twitter】#全昭妍#全新数字单曲
[# # the zhao yan Twitter 】 【 new digital single < Idle song > MV forecast open out brittle ~ ~ little fox! tREfmYP]
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故心电影：传说点赞的人好运将会爆棚 🌟
[ChuanShuiDianZanDeRenHaoYunJiangHuiBaoPeng 🌟 ]
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sena大笑：祝我生日快乐没照片配因为我喝多了看不清p不了照片谢谢大家么么哒
[Happy birthday to me no photos because I couldnt see p does not out photos thank you yao yao da]
本名李宛书 又名大笑
独立鱼：晚安
[Good night,]
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清南师兄：一个人越来越平庸的种迹象
[A person is more and more average indication]
躬耕于清华的南方都市人，青年人必读的活百科全书，社会学播士、情感心理学砖家
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人群中如此闪耀的你
[INS | # # gd < br > so shine you in the crowd]
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韩路：这么多年了，不管面试过的、还是合作过的、还是微博上的年轻人提问，伸手党太多了，.%都是希望借你一句经验就一步登天了，哪怕经验说两句他们都觉得看着好累。我真的只想说：真没捷径，真的，没有，真的~~没有，信我。
[For so many years, regardless of the interviewed, still worked, or microblog young people ask questions, stretch hand to party too much,. % is wish to borrow your experience is magic, even experience said two sentences they looked all feel very tired. I really just want to say thats no shortcut to, really, no, really ~ ~ no, believe me. ]
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大亨：预感明天会是好天气。睡觉，明早点健身房了[太阳]
[Feeling will be good weather tomorrow. Sleep, to the gym early Ming (the sun)]
有想让大叔包养的吗？
每日经济新闻：许多事情不是因为看到希望才坚持，而是坚持下去才看到了希望。
晚安！
[Many things not because see hope to insist, but stick with it to see the hope. < br > good night! ]
中国主流财经全媒体。每经网nbd
刘大可先生：分享一部《霸王别姬》的电影截图而已，转发评论不要胡说八道，爆什么炸，小什么号，身份什么证，冫什么京，说出来直接拉黑。
[Share a film farewell my concubine screenshots, forward comments dont talk nonsense, what Fried, small what size, what identity card, what Beijing 冫, speak out directly shielding. ]
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