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北美吐槽君：
因为生病，我竟然被自己父亲扇了巴掌。
[Because I was sick, her father fan a slap. ]

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清南师兄：
你今天为何早起？[太阳]
[Why do you today to get up early? [the]]

躬耕于清华的南方都市人，青年人必读的活百科全书，社会学播士、情感心理学砖家

Benny董子初：
Morning
[早上]

商务合作联系V：邮箱：darenshuoqiye@intalk.hk

延参法师：
一定要学会坚强，学不会坚强就注定生命里要与泪水相伴，不要让自己只做一朵温室里的花儿，要学会用坚强去经受人生的风雨迷茫。早安。
[Must learn to strong, learn to strong life doomed to accompany with tears, dont allow yourself to only do a flower in the greenhouse, learn to use strength to withstand the wind and rain of life lost. Good morning. ]

作家

中国新闻网：
#今天也要元气满满#手工折纸蝴蝶，简单易学又漂亮，值得收藏[心][心]tREUnnxU
[# # today also to its feet with origami butterfly, easy to learn the beautiful, be worth to collect [heart] [heart] tREUnnxU]

这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。

熊市猎人：
早！点赞留痕，今日投资机会涨停送上门.#财经MCN# tREcvIA
[Early!!!! Thumb up nicked, investment opportunities, harden delivered today. # financial MCN# tREcvIA]

学者型投资人，以科学的方法投资

头条新闻：
【志愿者暗访小兴安岭盗猎乱象：黑熊一家遭盗猎两死一被捉】日，志愿者对小兴安岭的部分林场进行暗访调查时发现，盗猎分子非法猎捕野生狍子、野猪、猞猁等，还称：“我不光有狍子和野猪，黑瞎子都有”。盗猎者非法猎捕三只黑熊，其中两只被用枪打死，一只被捉后当成野味出售。tREQpD
[【 volunteer investigations of xiaoxinganling poaching mess black bear two poached a dead a captured 】, the volunteers when part of the forest farm and secretly investigation found that xiao xing poaching molecular illegal hunting of wild roe deer, wild boar, lynx, etc., also said I not only have the roe deer and wild boar, bolshoy ussuriysky has. Three black bear poachers illegal hunting, two of them killed by a gun, after a captured as a game for sale. tREQpD]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。

抓马坤：
我二十来岁的那十年，是货真价实的抓马坤：生活中许多问题在摸索，职业上有更多的摸爬滚打躺毡板，网路世界成了我唯一的精神宣泄出口。彼时最常干的事情，是一言不合删光微博，转世重来。

后来，我回头看，自然明白我那时候内心有极大的不安全感—对自我性格的不安全感、对职业发展的不确定、对生存最
[The ten years, twenty years old I was real caught Ma Kun a lot of problems in life in fumble, professional lay more knowledgeable felt board, network world become my only spiritual catharsis exports. When the most often do, is a word not delete microblogging, reincarnation again. later, I look back, naturally understand at that time, my heart has a great sense of insecurity - the self character of insecurity, uncertainty of career development, for the survival]

drama queen

NASA爱好者：
早安，今日的太阳。
[Good morning, the sun of the day. ]

由NASA爱好者维护的天文，航空，航天，科普自媒体，并非NASA官方微博。

书画界：
【中国古人九雅】--- 寻幽、酌酒、抚琴、莳花、焚香、品茗、听雨、赏雪、侯月。更多精彩微博内容整理敬请关注：@书画界每日贡献，#书画界艺术# #文房四宝# #书画知识大全# #许以熟知先以真知#
[Ancient Chinese nine jas - 】 secluded spot, pour wine, aficionado, phuong flowers, incense, tea, rain, snow, houma-yueshan. More wonderful weibo content finishing attention please @ painting industry Daily contribution, four treasures # # # # # painting industry art painting and calligraphy knowledge of # # known to insight # first]

懂生活，是一种艺术，懂书画，是一种艺术的生活。

稻盛和夫：
#稻盛语录#
因果必报不必躁
因果必报，但需要时间。不要因为一时不见效果而焦躁，重要的是，平日行善积德，抱着信念，坚持不懈。无论做什么事，只要动机善，实行过程也善，就无须担心它的结果。为恶虽然一时没遭报应，但坏人得势长不了，渐行消亡是必然结局。
[# # rice dish quotation shall be submitted to the cause and effect dont have to be manic shall be submitted to the cause and effect, but need time. Dont cry because it is a invisible effect and anxious, it is important that charitable works in normal times, holding the faith, perseverance. No matter what happens, as long as the motive is good, the implementation process is also good, you dont need to worry about the result of it. Evil though not reckoning, while the bad ones do not grow rise, moving die is inevitable. ]

日本京瓷公司名誉会长、日本KDDI最高顾问、日本航空公司董事长、稻盛和夫（北京）管理顾问有限公司名誉董事长

一只鸡腿子：
过安检，有个小女孩在我后面跃跃欲试想插队。
女孩的爸爸：“跟阿姨说让你一下，让你先过去。”
女孩：“阿姨你让我一下好吗？”
我冷冰冰：“不让。”
称呼都没搞清楚就想让人给你方便，呵。
[Past security, there was a little girl behind me keen to cut in line. the girls father, said with aunt let you, let you of the past. girl aunt you let me? I cold dont let me. call didnt understand you want to let a person to be convenient for you, oh. ]

我很好，希望你也吃饱。

Seoul风格志：
天气回暖用半裙打造俏皮少女范儿
[The weather is warming With the skirt building nifty girl rocks]

原@Seoul直播，分享最新鲜的韩国娱乐、时尚生活资讯。

Houson猴姆：
【猴姆独家】帅！戳戳Troye Sivan最新现场献唱热单My My My!和The Good Side！唱得灰常不错哦～[亲亲][爱你]tREcvRf
[The monkeys sole 】 handsome! Chuo chuo Troye Sivan latest live singing hot list My My My! And The Good Side! Sings very good oh ~ [kiss] [love] you tREcvRf]

这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！

触碰心灵的台词：
年纪越大越不爱解释和说服，说来话长，人生苦短，求同存异，爱咋咋地。
[More love to explain and convince as they get older, its a long story, life is short, seeking common ground while putting aside differences, love zha zha ground. ]

总有一句台词，让你泪流满面……

逗大师：
心软和不好意思
真的会杀死自己
[Softhearted and sorry really will kill yourself]

QQ .电话逗大师唯一联系qq和电话。最近发现有人q q上冒充。提醒朋友们一下，以防被骗。你负责开心快乐，我负责装逼得瑟。

一句心情签名：
当你动摇了对一个人的信任，其实最难过的是自己。
[When you moved to a persons trust, actually the most sad is yourself. ]

有没有一个词、一句话，让你想起某件事、某个人；有没有那么一段情，让你。。

评论古今：
其实，最大的敌人不是別人，正是你脱缰野马般的「心」，出口是非不断的「嘴」。所以，人多时，请管住自己的嘴；人少时，请管住自己的心。多观察自己，少议论别人。一个懂得降伏自心、善待别人的人，必定有大福报！
[In fact, the biggest enemy is not others, it is the heart like you runaway horse, exports are constantly mouth. So long, please hold his mouth; People, please hold his own heart. Observe their more and talk less of others. A man who knows how to tame the heart, be kind to others, there must be fook report! ]

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神奇的吐槽君：
“告知公婆我们准备另买房独住后，婆婆再没搭理我们”
[Inform in-laws after we are ready for the other to buy a house to live alone, her mother-in-law havent take a reason we]

北美吐槽君官方国内分站，欢迎私信吐槽。公众号：crazytucao【商务合作请联系：ad@beimeitucaojun】

经典丶古诗词：
桃花坞里桃花庵，桃花庵里桃花仙；
桃花仙人种桃树，又摘桃花换酒钱。
酒醒只在花前坐，酒醉还来花下眠；
半醒半醉日复日，花落花开年复年。
但愿老死花酒间，不愿鞠躬车马前；
车尘马足贵者趣，酒盏花枝贫者缘。
若将富贵比贫贱，一在平地一在天；
若将贫贱比车马，他得驱驰我得闲。
别人笑我太疯癫，
[Peach blossom in the yellow house live, live in peach blossom fairy peach blossom; peach blossom fairy kind of peach, and pick the peach blossom in drinks. wine wake only sit before flower, drunk sleep below to spend; half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers fallen petal open year after year. I wish old sanhua, unwilling to bow before the chariots and horses; car dust horse foot you are boring, wine cuttlefish poor margin. if the riches and honour than earth, one on the ground in a day; if the rich than horses and chariots, and he had to drive chi I have leisure. others laugh at me too mad,]

一诗一词一幅画，一吟一舞一仙境。每天学点古诗词。

长春月老：
#长春生活#你为什么这么早起床？
[# # changchun life why do you get up so early? ]

吉林省内最大的交友平台，网友脱单信息未经任何核实！请自己分辨！

禅是禅非：
【禅修则】.不大喜大悲；.控制怒气；.静思冥想；.心怀慈悲；.分享快乐；.忘忧消愁；.处变不惊；.宽容厚德；.仁爱善良；.看淡得失；.尊老爱幼；.豁然大度；.幽默风趣；.交友读书；.放弃嫉妒；.自我肯定；.拥有信仰；.戒骄戒躁；.反思忏悔；.诚实信义。
[[zen]. Not like earlier; . Anger management; . Meditation meditation; . Be compassionate; . Share the happiness; The lotus deserve it; . The strength; . Tolerance, thick; . Loving kindness; . See light gain and loss; . Respect elders; . Suddenly magnanimous; . Sense of humor; . Dating to read; . Give up jealousy; . Self-affirmation; . Have faith; . Avoid arrogance; . Reflection to repent; Honesty and faith. ]

是禅非禅，是非禅；禅是禅非，禅是非。每日一禅！禅解人心！

总裁视野：
“赢”有五个汉字组成：亡、口、月、贝、凡，包含着赢家必备的五种意识或能力。亡：危机意识。口：沟通能力。月：时间观念。贝：取财有道。凡：平常心态，从最坏处着想，向最好处努力。
[There are five characters of win wu, mouth, months, Mr, every, contained five winners essential consciousness or ability. Wu crisis consciousness. Mouth ability to communicate. Month the concept of time. Bei take youdao. All normal mentality, from the most bad, for the good effort. ]

“以微博之力，让世界更美” QQ：

每日一道拿手菜：
想约这样的女朋友一起吃饭 ~哈哈哈#美食#
[Think about this girlfriend ~ ha ha ha # # food for dinner]

最全的拿手菜，吃货必备.广告合作：QQ

各国美食学起来YOU：
法国巴黎的小哥哥 Werner 的减脂便当
[In Paris, Frances little brother Werner reduced fat lunch]

国美食，统统喜欢！请关注@各国美食学起来YOU >>>素材来源互联网，旨在分享

一本书一句话一段爱：
踏实一些不要着急
你想要的岁月都会给你
Steadfast some
dont try so hard, what you want
time will give you
[Steadfast some time dont try so hard you want will give you Steadfast some dont try so hard, what you want time will difference to you]

一本好书远离浮躁，投稿合作QQ联系：

Messiii-：

一句温暖的签名：
人活得糊涂一点挺好，我不太想去知道别人背后是怎么评价我的，人们内心的真实想法总会毫不留情的戳伤你，不要意外，这很正常，不是因为你不好，只是大多数人都会在背后放大你的缺点。最理想的是，见面都哈哈哈，转身便互不相干，我们自欺欺人的做着自己，从不为不重要的人改变。
[People live a good, I dont want to know is how to evaluate my behind others, people really think you will relentlessly, and dont surprise, its normal, not because you is not good, only most people will enlarge your weaknesses at the back. Ideally, met, ha, ha, ha, turn round is irrelevant, we have to do with yourself, never change is not important. ]

每天更新最精彩的图文，关注我有好运♥

中国书画诗词院：
【独来多任性，惟与白云期。深处花开尽，迟眠人不知 … 】
[【 come alone more capricious, but with white clouds. Deep to the best of flowers, ChiMian people...]

一字一方圆，一笔一江山;一点一春色，一抹一冬寒;一心一世界，一生一百年，中国书画。

让你逗我笑：
小姑娘给流浪猫吃了点热饭，小猫咪竟然吃着吃着就哭了起来，请善待每一只小动物！[心]
[A little girl for stray cats to eat hot meals, the kitten was eating eating started to cry, please treat every small animal! [heart]]

砖挑各种生活中的幽默搞笑逗比正能量温暖爱心的视频和段子，就为让你开心让你充满阳光和正能量、积极向上，转发、原发、带号业务合作请私信

心中那一抹微光_：
我可以笑着给你讲道理
也可以翻脸告诉你什么叫规矩
[I can tell you with a smile reason can also decide to tell you what rules]

有时候，一句话就可以击碎我们的所有防线。

楚天都市报：
【划重点！有驾照的看过来，图带你了解驾驶证销分新规！】经常开车，难免遇到违章扣分，有的司机甚至会买分抵扣。注意：帮他人处理电子眼扣分，必须先实名注册APP并提前绑定对应车辆了！如何线上绑定非本人车辆？同一辆车最多可被几个用户绑定？最全解读+常见扣分点↓新老司机必看必转！
[【 highlight! Have a drivers license, figure with new rules! Do you know the drivers license pin points. Often drive, hard to avoid encounter illegal points, some drivers might even buy points deduction. Note to help people deal with digital points, you must first real-name registration APP and binding corresponds to the vehicle in advance! How do I not the vehicle line binding? Can be at most a few users binding to the same car? Most comprehensive interpretation + common points left the new and old driver will see will turn! ]

湖北发行量、影响力最大的报纸。小时新闻热线-。

上海老梁_微博：
上海老梁：《华尔街之狼，沽空的泪水》

现在，美股收盘了，美股三大股指再次齐涨，短短几日，纳斯达克月线已经翻上前高，道指、标普月线距离前高仅仅-.%和-.%

——没预料到吧，转瞬，美股翻上来了，本博主，“疯子梁”前瞻预言实现了！

纵观国内财媒，只要美股一跌，国内一些机构就恐慌
[Shanghai old beam the Wolf of Wall Street, short selling tears now, U.S. stocks ended, the three major U.S. stock indexes everything again, just a few days, the nasdaq on line has come forward to high, the dow and s&p monthly high distance before only - % and -. The % - didnt anticipate, short, U.S. stocks turned up, this blogger, madman liang to do! throughout the domestic goods, as long as the U.S. stocks fell, domestic institutions and panic]