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北美吐槽君：
恋爱中称呼自己对象“bb 宝宝老婆老公”，真的是件很磕碜的事？
[In love object call themselves bb baby wife husband, really is a very ke Chen thing? ]

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禅理禅趣：
正月初九，把这尊文殊菩萨转走，开启智慧，创造一年新局面。
[th, turn the manjusri bodhisattva statue, wisdom, create a new situation in a year. ]

佛教微门户，资讯、文化。资讯投稿请发私信。

Karen莫文蔚：
慢慢爬起来，因为慢慢是个最好的原因。
#莫文蔚慢慢___# tREiLCF
[Slowly slowly climb up, because is the best reason. # Karen mok ___ # tREiLCF slowly]

愛i

延参法师：
生命是一种接力。从古到今，生命生生不息，人间正道是沧桑，是真善美维系了人生长河。不息的生命里不灭的是人间的真情和善良，传承的是对生命的忠诚和热爱。早安。
[Life is a kind of relay. Throughout history, life, human right is the vicissitudes of life, is to maintain the long river of life. The restless life immortal is sincere and kind of human inheritance is loyalty and love for life. Good morning. ]

作家

韩安冉o3o：
这张图我修的可以说是非常用心了请找茬
[This picture I can say is very attentively Please pick a hole in]

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清南师兄：
你今天为何早起？[太阳]
[Why do you today to get up early? [the]]

躬耕于清华的南方都市人，青年人必读的活百科全书，社会学播士、情感心理学砖家

NASA爱好者：
早安，今日的太阳。
[Good morning, the sun of the day. ]

由NASA爱好者维护的天文，航空，航天，科普自媒体，并非NASA官方微博。

中国书画诗词院：
【富贵吉祥 … 】
[】【 rich auspicious...]

一字一方圆，一笔一江山;一点一春色，一抹一冬寒;一心一世界，一生一百年，中国书画。

神奇的吐槽君：
“总觉得自己丑到无法直视，十分缺乏自信，该怎么办？”
[Always feel too ugly to look, its a lack of confidence, what should I do? ]

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笑话：
白孔雀开屏的那一瞬间简直美炸了，开工大吉！转走好运！！ [心]
[White peacock beautiful Fried the moment it starts! Transferred to good luck!!!!! [heart]]

笑话菌，你每天的益生菌！！！欢迎投稿！合作互推Q

1句实话：
年，就这样过完了，心，却依旧像平静的湖面，无波无澜。从什么时候开始，过年，不再是一种憧憬，而成为了一种形式。以往过年，缺的是年货，不缺年味；现在过年，不缺年货，缺的是年味！难忘今宵，唱了一年又一年，再也找不回以前的那种激情。不变的是日出日落一年四季，变了的是我们苍老的容颜！岁月
[Years, so, heart, is still like a calm lake, without wave billow. From what time to start, Chinese New Year, is no longer a vision, and became a kind of form. Before Chinese New Year, lack of necessities and does not lack the festival atmosphere; Goodies for Chinese New Year now, do not lack, lack of the festival atmosphere! Unforgettable tonight, singing a year after year, no longer get back before the kind of passion. Constant is the sunrise and sunset, all year round is our old appearance changed! The years]

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世界搞笑排行榜：
有一种“尴尬”叫猝不及防[摊手]，哈哈哈就是辣么 #搞笑世界#[哈哈][笑cry]
[There is a kind of embarrassment call off guard [stand hand], ha, ha, ha is spicy? # # funny world [ha ha] [laugh cry]]

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正能量录：
或许在某一个地方，会有另外一个我。做着我不敢做的事，过着我想要的生活。
[Perhaps in one place, there will be another me. Do I dare not do, live a life I want. ]

每天正能量！商务合作请加qq：

周婷KatieChow：
之前答应你们的香港美食篇来了，作为一枚资深吃货，哥也算是吃遍香港无敌手了,只是香港好吃的太多太多，先给大家整理一个我在香港经常去的餐厅，从路边摊到高颜值，快点收藏好按照地图去吃吃喝喝吧！#Katie的分享#
[Promised to you before the Hong Kong food articles, as a senior version, brother is eating the invincible hand, Hong Kong is Hong Kong delicious too much too much, give you arrange a I often go to the restaurant in Hong Kong, from a roadside stall to high level in appearance, hurry to collect good to eat and drink according to the map! # # Katies share]

资深造型搭配师淘宝店铺：淘宝搜索TT Collections

中国新闻网：
#今天也要元气满满#【鱼儿总动员】教你分钟画出可爱的鱼儿，哄娃和手账必备哟~ tRRsmYXo @画视频
[# # today also to its feet full teach you minutes fish story 】【 draw cute fish, coax her hands and zhang necessary yo ~ tRRsmYXo @ picture video]

这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。

粽粽粽粽粽粽粽：
去公园撞树甩鞭子打太极啊老伙计们
[Go to the park to bump a tree to jilt whip tai chi fellows]

胆小认生不易相处

另类GIF你懂的：
这些神奇的物理化学现象，卧槽！惊呆了[哆啦A梦吃惊]#搞笑#
[The physical and chemical phenomena, wonderful day! Shocked [doraemon surprised] # # funny]

微博内容联系博主Q：：商务Q！！汇集各种内涵，搞笑，知性，亮点内容！女生爱看！男生必备！务必岁以上方可关注！！

诚信坚果：
太愤怒！美舰再闯黄岩岛海里，这一次，中国海军早已埋伏好了_百度
tRExBCF
分享来自绿茶浏览器！
[Too angry! The ship ran huangyan island sea again, this time, the Chinese navy has long been an ambush the _ baidu tRExBCF share from green tea browser! ]

几米漫画集：
懂得跟过去的自己握手言和，
把时间用在进步上，而不是抱怨上，
学会看淡别人的评价，慢慢的变得内心强大，
别对生活太失望，做一个懂得承担，懂得分享的人，
多读书，按时睡，然后变得温柔、大度、可爱。
愿你成为一个善良，清澈，温暖而有力量的人。[心]
[Understand myself shaking hands with the past, your time use on the progress, instead of complaining, learn to see light of other peoples evaluation, slowly become inner powerful, dont be too disappointed about life, do a man who knows how to take, a man who knows to share, read more books and sleep on time, then gentle, generous, lovely. I wish you become a good, clear, warm and powerful people. [heart]]

迷宫般的城市，让人习惯看相同的景物，走相同的路线，到相同的目的地；习惯让人的生活不再变化。

Rekkles欧成：
GG HK! #EULCS

- 🖤 & 🧡
[GG HK !#EULCS

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🖤 & 🧡 🇸🇪

心中那一抹微光_：
相信自己比依赖别人重要。用尽心机不如静心做事
[Believe in yourself than to depend on others is important. Used up all meditation to do things]

有时候，一句话就可以击碎我们的所有防线。

我们都是宠物迷：
这些猫咪的眼睛美死了！
[The cat eye beauty is dead! ]

分享最萌宠物图片，囊括各种精彩给力萌图。合作推广加QQ;[微笑]

Mr王王王王子：
既然有盲人按摩，为什么没有聋哑人理发店。聋哑人理发师，安安静静给我剪头发，店里也不放很吵的歌，我也不会尴尬。我看过一个电影，里面的意大利黑手党，为他们理发刮胡子，是一名聋哑人理发师。听不到，也不讲话。高级。
[Given the blind massage, why no deaf barber shops. Deaf barber, quiet to cut my hair, the store doesnt put a loud song, I wouldnt be embarrassed. I have seen a movie, the inside of the Italian Mafia, shave their hair, is a deaf mute the barber. Did not hear, nor speak. A senior. ]

我早已不是送花的少年, 你知我飞扬跋扈为谁雄?

咆哮女郎柏邦妮：
早安！正在和树袋熊一起吃早餐
[Good morning! Is breakfast and koalas]

剧本相关事宜请联系赵小姐：--。商务相关事宜请联系陈小姐：--。

媒体人张晓磊：
当年他面对九江大堤豆腐渣工程勃然大怒，看到抗洪的士兵怆然泪下，他说：我准备了口棺材，口留给贪官，一口留给我自己。他把万版税全部用做慈善。看台上的他老了，站不稳了。他就是一代名相——朱镕基。一个人的气节，不会因为头发白了而改变！
[Flew into a rage when he faces the jiujiang dike jerry-built projects, see the soldiers fighting the flood of sorrow tears, he said Im going to the coffin, mouth to corrupt officials, one for myself. He put all royalties for charity. Stand on his old, stand up. He is a generation of names - zhu. A person of integrity, will not change because the hair is white! ]

红人，演员包装、明星代言、品牌，活动，焦点事件策划，媒体推广发布。qq

刘一帆Steven：
睡不醒趕飛機就是一個大臭臉，咖啡解咒....#關機中，請稍候##睡不醒，吃不飽##旅人日誌##刘一帆#
[Sleepy catch a plane is a big stink face, coffee solution to curse... # power off, please wait # # sleepy, do not have enough to eat # # # # # traveler log Steven liu]

东方卫视顶级厨师评委＜Master Chef China＞; Cooking is all about passion and love, 堅持-世界就看得到你工作邀約- info@steven-liu

让你逗我笑：
天安门国旗护卫队最后一次升完国旗后合影瞬间，泪崩
[After the tiananmen flag escorts for the last time l flag photo moment, tears fall]

砖挑各种生活中的幽默搞笑逗比正能量温暖爱心的视频和段子，就为让你开心让你充满阳光和正能量、积极向上，转发、原发、带号业务合作请私信

潮美妆师：
世界上最好用的睫毛膏合集
[The worlds best mascara collection]

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罗玉凤：
故人西辞富士康，为学技术到蓝翔。蓝翔毕业包分配，尼玛又是富士康。
故人二辞富士康，发奋考进新东方。借问毕业何处去？校长遥指富士康！
故人三辞富士康，自主创业天天忙。谁知今年时运差，无奈再回富士康。
故人再辞富士康，终于考上公务员。没想反腐进班房，出狱还进富士康。
故人又辞富士康，抱
[West foxconn, fallen to learn technology to lanxiang. Lanxiang graduation package distribution, nima is foxconn. foxconn, fallen hard into the new Oriental. Graduated from where? The headmaster pointed foxconn! with three foxconn, self-employment busy every day. But this year the time difference, but to go back to foxconn. again fallen foxconn, finally admitted to civil servants. Didnt want to anti-corruption in jail, the prison also into foxconn. and foxconn, fallen]

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52王小源：
早安，四年前的我，傻傻的真好，不像现在要想好多东西，小的时候着急变大，等大了真的好辛苦，那份担当和责任[微笑]…做人难，做事难，成长的路难，难难吧，还得活着，凑合活着吧先…[太阳][太阳][太阳] tREJbK
[Good morning, four years ago of I, thats very kind of silly, dont like to be a lot of things now, when I was a child try so hard, such as big really good hard, that bear and responsibility [smiles]... To be hard, work hard, grow up the way of hard, hard hard, still have to live, make do live it first... [the] [sun] [sun] tREJbK]

网络平台知名搞笑主播

一句心情签名：
一无所知的世界，走下去，才有惊喜。[心]
[Know nothing about the world, go on, just have surprise. [heart]]

有没有一个词、一句话，让你想起某件事、某个人；有没有那么一段情，让你。。

yuiko1305：
“本来以为逃脱大魔王的手心出来玩会很开心。”
“还没到目的地竟然有些想溜回去。”
[Thought escape archenemy palms come out to play will be very happy. hasnt even some want to sneak back to a destination. ]

后会无期。

微天下：
【乔布斯岁时的一张求职申请表将被拍卖起价万美元】英媒报道，已故苹果联合创始人史蒂夫·乔布斯手写于年的求职申请表将于月被拍卖，起价万美元。报道称，这一页纸是在乔布斯创立苹果公司年前填写的，上面拼写错误随处可见。特殊技能栏乔布斯填写了电子技术或设计工程师，电话栏填写为无。
[【 jobs at the age of a job application form is being put up for sale at $】, UK media reported the late apple co-founder, Steve jobs, handwritten in the years of application forms will go under the hammer in the month, starting at $. According to the report, this is a page in fill jobs founded apple years ago, the spelling mistakes can be seen everywhere. Special skill bar jobs to fill in the electronic technology or design engineer, telephone bar to fill in for nothing. ]