大家注意安全 @仙子SAMAm@丸楚楚可怕@不做鸡了_m@勋泫 马
[Everyone pay attention to safety @ fairy SAMAm @ pill clearly horrible @ not do chicken _m Xuan horse by @]
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[# youku strongest cerebrum # @ the strongest player wang analysis strategy was good! @ the strongest Liu Anzhi brain Problem solving method, strange @ the strongest brain dong new tiger compression memory time has risk, how to measure the speed and accuracy? Do you want the answer in the video! [doge] # # the strongest brain < br > tREtOhOw]
冷笑话精选：九种超适合自己一个人居住的房间
有没有你喜欢的？ [并不简单]
[Nine super fit a person living room < br > you like? [] are not simple]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：#柜中美人# 想听帅帅的花无欢@韩栋 是怎么服侍@周渝民 的吗？ 今天月日点 星驾到给你讲述他们的ji情，啊不对是兄弟情。@星球星驾到 @优酷星球 @柜中美人 #柜中美人韩栋# 戳这里： tREcOOf [污] tREcOOV
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猫扑：对不起…敌人真的太强了…（via@登登登Dn ）
[Im sorry... The enemy really is too strong... (via @ deng deng deng Dn)]
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青年时报：【看《红海行动》被打扰，杭州男子一筒爆米花扣在前排女子头上！】月日下午，李先生和老婆兴致勃勃地到杭州富阳某电影院看最近很火的#《红海行动》#。电影开始后，前排一女子不是在打电话就是在回微信，手机屏幕又调的比较亮。李先生劝说后女子并不理睬，暴脾气的他拿过老婆手上的爆米花筒，“啪”...全文： m.weibo
[[see the red sea action to be bothered, hangzhou man a tube of popcorn button on the front woman head! On day afternoon, Mr Li and his wife cheerfully to hangzhou fuyang a movie recently very fire # # red sea action. At the start of the film, in front of a woman is not on the phone is in the micro letter, and comparing with the brighter the phones screen. After Mr. Li persuaded the woman not to ignore, grumpy, he took his wifes hands popcorn barrel, pa... The full text m. eibo]
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金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：离婚，房子平分如果要卖掉(省会城市)可在老家县城买套房，也就等于回老家生活了，没有那么累，女孩子岁归我一直是我一人带，这样父母可以帮帮我。但心里觉得在外面混了这么多年还回了老家面子有点过不去。比起大学同学又觉得自己混的不好。还有县城人的文化素质观念不知道如何。如...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend divorce, divide the house if you want to sell (capital city) can be bought in the home county suite, also will be back home, not so tired, one girl at the age of mine has always been my belt, so that parents can help me. But the in the mind think outside also back to their hometown of face is a bit mixed up so many years. Compared with university students and feel mix is not good. And the county peoples cultural quality ideas dont know how to. Such as... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
冷笑话精选：是这样[并不简单]@大神说正解@淡水海边zth我的妈 太准确了 有些人怎么就这么不要脸@璐妹子惹除了诚意拿不出任何东西
[It isis not a simple @ @ the freshwater sea great god said positive solutions ZTH my mamas so accurate Some people how so shameless @ sister make moves in addition to sincerity to come up with anything]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
一块去旅行：长沙美食攻略大合集
💫➕｜餐厅｜小吃｜下午茶｜欧包店💫
吃货必备手册✧*｡(ˊᗜˋ*)و✧*｡
🍬P目录
🍬P－下午茶
少女心｜复古风｜ins风
🍬P－餐厅
湘菜｜日料｜粤菜｜西餐｜火锅
🍬P欧包店
🍬P－小吃
夜宵烧烤｜街边小店
作者：早读少女分享录
[长沙美食攻略大合集
💫➕｜餐厅｜小吃｜下午茶｜欧包店💫
吃货必备手册✧*｡(ˊᗜˋ*)و✧*｡
🍬P目录
🍬P-下午茶
少女心｜复古风｜ins风
🍬P-餐厅
湘菜｜日料｜粤菜｜西餐｜火锅
🍬P欧包店
🍬P-小吃
夜宵烧烤｜街边小店
作者：早读少女分享录 ]
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平安北京：#北京交警提示# 【注意注意！“月日起，不绑定备案就不能处理非本人名下车辆违法”系误读[话筒]】公安部交通管理局近日进一步完善了互联网交通安全综合服务管理平台，在原有可以处理本人名下机动车交通违法的基础上，新增了自助处理非本人名下机动车交通违法的功能。由于没有正确理解，近期社会上流...全文： m.weibo
[Traffic police tip # # Beijing 【 note note! month, not binding for the record will not be able to deal with illegal not the name of vehicle is a misreading [microphone]] of the ministry of public security traffic management bureau has further perfected the integrated service management platform, the Internet traffic safety in motor vehicle traffic law can handle my original name, on the basis of not the name of motor vehicle traffic law added self-help processing function. Since there is no correct understanding, the recent social upper... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：#家人帮家人#@一点也不酷的阳阳阳：‘准结婚，万，想要个混动的，楼兰，唐，crv哪个好。’
[# @ # family help family wasnt cool Yang Yang Yang must get married,, want a hybrid, loulan, tang, CRV which good. ]
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[# # weibo communication radio contrast bicycle brakes and bus brakes, can only say that the little elder brother you is really a big luck! ]
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南方都市报：【女硕士笔试面试均第一却因专业不符遭拒录 名工作人员被处理】年月，纪元参加徐州事业单位公开招聘，笔试面试第一最后因专业不符遭拒录。日，法院一审宣判，人社局实体无不当，程序违法。近日徐州官方通报称，名涉事人员被处理，并责成招聘单位、社保局向当事人道歉。@央视新闻
[The female master the written interview are the first but for professional discrepancy was rejected Staff treated 】, era in xuzhou institution open recruitment, the written interview first last for professional discrepancy was rejected. Day, the court of first instance verdict, is when people club bureau entity and procedure law. Xuzhou official said recently, involved personnel be treated, and order and social security bureau to apologize to the recruitment unit. @ CCTV news]
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微博汽车：【驾驶员因为超载 丢下岁女儿驾车离去】月日，一辆江苏籍面包车超载一人，驾驶员刘某拒不承认其违法行为，认为“车上只多了一个小孩儿”，遂丢下自己岁的女儿驾车离去。抵达梁平服务区后要求执法人员将女儿送来。为了不给孩子造成更多伤害，执法人员只得将孩子送到。tREcUJ
[[driver because overload drop old daughter drove away] month day, a jiangsu native one van overload, and the driver ryu refuses to admit its illegal behavior, think the car is much more a child, and his old daughter drove away. After arriving at the liangping service requires law enforcement officers to his daughter. In order not to cause more harm to the child, the law enforcement officers had to children. tREcUJ]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
青年时报：【突发！凌晨杭州一超市起火，隔壁包子铺老板联合保安、路人一起干了一件事救了一家三口！】今天清晨点左右，江干区普德路号的包子铺老板潘师傅发现隔壁的普福购物超市在冒烟，“起火啦！”潘师傅大喊起来。听到潘师傅的惊叫，过路居民尹先生以及普福家园的保安陈师傅等人相继赶来帮忙……...全文： m.weibo
[【 emergency! Caught fire at a supermarket in hangzhou, the costs next to the boss joint security, passers-by together to do a thing saved three!] Today o clock in the morning, jianggan district buder road, the costs of the boss pan shifu found next to the deptford shopping supermarket in smoke, fire! Pan teacher shouted. Hear pan master exclaimed, road residents Mr Yoon and deptford homeland security master Chen and others have come here to help... ... The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报：【杭州一岁产妇感觉日日被“监视”，竟然心生掐死孩子的可怕念头！】正值正月里，到处是一片祥和喜庆的气氛，但是对于李女士一家来说，日子却过得有些战战兢兢，生怕李女士情绪出了问题，一不小心就错手伤害了才个多月的宝宝……tREcjUkH
[[hangzhou maternal age feeling day by monitor, actually had strangled the childs terrible idea! As in the first month, there is a piece of auspicious festive atmosphere, but for Ms. Lee a day but had some timid, afraid to Ms. Li emotions out of the question, a carelessly wrong hand hurt just months baby... tREcjUkH]
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优酷：探班记来啦！在#终极一班#的拍摄期间有公开粉丝探班日哦～近距离接触自己的idol，好让人羡慕啊！不过，笔灵迎来了一位特殊的粉丝，据说每天都生活在一起，第一次分开这么久，是谁呢？两个人搂肩微笑的样子真的羡煞旁人呐～[舔屏]@辰亦儒 @马振桓Evan @文雨非_LuckyBallGo @蒋蕊泽_Echo @陈诗敏微博 ...全文： m.weibo
[The set to remember! In # #d have publicly fans during the filming of the set day oh ~ in close contact with their idol, good let a person envy ah! Pen spirit, however, have a special fan, it is said that every day life together, for the first time apart so long, who is it? Two people hug shoulder smile is really envy other people shout ~ [lick screen] @ Calvin @ Ma Zhenhuan Evan @, rain not _LuckyBallGo @ Jiang Ruize _Echo @ Chen Shimin weibo... The full text m. eibo]
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# tREclEaz
[# # jinshan night tREclEaz]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：女，周岁，学士学位，嫁给一军官年，初被制服吸引，交往一年结婚，婚后育有一子一女，分别为四岁，一岁，婚后发现南北方文化差异巨大，家庭氛围紧张，双方成长背景悬殊，婆媳矛盾突出，男方好酒。女方二孩坐月子期间，公公外出旅游一个月，婆婆花万八美容却不给一分钱孙辈，男方...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend female, age, a bachelors degree, married to an officer, attracted to uniforms at the beginning of a year marriage, had a son and a woman after marriage, the age of four, respectively, a year old, married found between the north and the huge cultural differences, family atmosphere tense, background disparity on both sides, the obvious contradiction between her mother-in-law, the man good wine. Her second child during nursing, father-in-law traveling for a month, the mother-in-law spend eight thousand beauty did not give a penny grandchildren, man... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
小浪同学爱吐槽：超载还要麻烦执法人员送孩子[费解]？
[Overload to bother law enforcement officers to send their children [difficult]?]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
猫扑：【空姐泼水灭火遭怼，专业人士：没毛病！若用干粉灭火器，可能就炸了[哆啦A梦吃惊]】日，南航航班行李架上一充电宝着火。空姐泼水灭火视频热传，却引来部分网友质疑：为啥泼水？空姐不专业！多位知名航空博主澄清：这就是标准操作！如果用干粉灭火器给锂电池灭火，反而更危险！有视频为证↓↓@梨视频...全文： m.weibo
[The stewardess poured water fire extinguishing Dui, professionals no problem! If use dry powder fire extinguishers, might blow up [doraemon surprised]], China southern airlines flight charging rack A treasure is on fire. Stewardess poured water fire extinguishing video heat transfer, has some netizens question why the water? A flight attendant is not professional! A number of well-known aviation blogger clarification this is the standard operation! If a fire with dry powder fire extinguisher to lithium batteries, instead more dangerous! Have a video for the video card left left @ pear... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：#家家新闻##丰田#【将快速普及 丰田发布全新.L动力系统】日前，丰田发布了面向TNGA架构打造的全新.L发动机以及.L混动系统。据悉，这套全新的动力系统会在未来五年内普及到丰田和雷克萨斯旗下%的车型上。tREcJrQB
[# every news # # # (Toyota will quickly spread Toyota released new. L power system 】 a few days ago, the new Toyota issued TNGA oriented architectures. L engine and. L hybrid system. It is understood that the power of this new system will be spread over the next five years to the models of Toyota and lexuss %. tREcJrQB]
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[(click tREtn oily index you.) < br > comments to leave your test results, we each other comfort ___________________________ < br > fat girl nine symptoms, quickly move to see if you have no? Number will be from the king of the comments to choose a fat girl # # fat girl renovation plan, there will be a mysterious first-line brand transformation and large for you! ]
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青年时报：【岁宝宝突然变得迟钝，对说话和关门没了反应，原来是因为这件事……】岁的彤彤（化名） 变得迟钝了许多。好像跟她说话，都没什么反应了。之前房门一关，彤彤就会转头去看，可最近，她好像不会转头了。这是怎么回事？彤彤父母开始变得很焦急，是耳朵出什么问题了吗？到了医院一检查才发现是虚惊一场...全文： m.weibo
[【 old baby suddenly become slow, to speak and a close didnt response, because this matter... Old bunch ofred grapes (a pseudonym) become slow. Like talking to her, they had no reaction. Before the door, a bunch ofred grapes will be turned to see, but recently, as though she wont turn. This is how to return a responsibility? Bunch ofred grapes parents become very anxious, is the ear whats the problem? To the hospital the examination found that is a false alarm... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：#十八岁给我一个姑娘#书籍是人类进步的梯子，“梯子”是剧中学霸美少女招娣，@袁百·梓卉 今日生日～祝学霸小姐姐生日快乐🎉🎉🎊🎊🎁
[#十八岁给我一个姑娘#书籍是人类进步的梯子，“梯子”是剧中成绩优异的学生美少女招娣，@袁百·梓卉 今日生日～祝成绩优异的学生小姐姐生日快乐🎉🎉🎊🎊🎁 ]
微博汽车：塑料姐妹花就是你们！[摊手]
[Plastic sisters flower is you! [stand hand]]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# tREcpBz
[# # jinshan night tREcpBz]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
优酷：#南方有乔木# 你眼中的时樾是什么样的？[doge][doge]腹黑痞帅、冷酷无情、单纯善良？到底是怎样的人物形象，让导演和@William威廉陈伟霆 都觉得“很难演”[思考]！月日上优酷，为你揭开时樾哥哥的神秘面纱[爱你]#陈伟霆南方有乔木# tREcJeAC
[# # the south have a tree in your eyes when with what kind of? [doge] [doge] abdomen black new handsome, callous, pure goodness? Exactly how the character image, let directors and @ William William William All feel it is difficult to play [thinking]! Youku on February nd, the mysteries of the with elder brother for you love you [] # # William south have trees tREcJeAC]
猫扑：今年的艺考大军里，你有看到让你一眼惊艳的高颜值艺考生吗？[二哈]
[In the army of art to take an examination of this year, have you seen make you look stunning high level art examinee appearance? [two ha]]
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汽车之家：想知道那辆超载摩托车是什么牌子[中国赞]
[Want to know whats the overloaded motorcycle brand praise [China]]
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汽车之家：#家家新车导购##奥迪##宝骏#【奥迪AL宝骏等 月将上市新车汇总】新一年开始，正是发力进步的好时机。汽车厂家也比去年勤奋多了，春节刚过就一个个地上市新车。在即将到来的月份，总共有款新车将会上市，这可比去年节后热闹多了，那时候同样是我写的汇总，里面新车还不到款，今年可差点把我写...全文： m.weibo
[Guide # every new car # # # # # the audi baojun [audi AL baojun, etc The month will begin new vehicle summary 】 the New Year, it is a good time with progress. Car manufacturers are also much more diligent than last year, just after the Spring Festival is listed one by one. In the coming months, there are new models will be listed, its much more than last year after busy, at that time is also my writing summary, inside the car can also, this year can almost write me... The full text m. eibo]
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李开复：【科技公司别再说AI不会影响就业】我在MIT Technology Review 撰文：人工智能-年内就有能力取代我们一半的工作的任务，这将是人类经历的最快的科技革命，我们还没准备好。负责的科技公司应该坦诚这个问题，并协助寻找解决方案。（配图是MIT-TR 画的[傻眼]）英文文章链接： tREhXcYy ...全文： m.weibo
[】 【 Technology companies dont tell me the AI will not affect employment in an article in the MIT Technology Review I have the ability to replace artificial intelligence - years half our work task, it will be the fastest human experience science and Technology revolution, we are not ready yet. Responsible for technology companies should be honest, the problem and help find solutions. MIT (pictures - the TR drawing [been]) English article links tREhXcYy... The full text m. eibo]
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