2018年2月27日星期二

North American poking fun at juns channel, in Europe, the UK. The public number ouzhoutucao busines

大欧洲吐槽君:
    “异国恋情侣每天都在聊什么,怎么保持爱情的新鲜感?” ​​​
[What exotic love every day in chat, how to keep love fresh? ​​​]


北美吐槽君旗下频道,专接欧洲、英国吐槽。公众号:ouzhoutucao 【商务合作请联系:ad@beimeitucaojun】

新浪财经:
    【巴菲特谈投资:想破产?上杠杆!】令聪明人破产的三个方法是:酒、女人和加杠杆。其中酒(Liquor)和女人(Ladies)只是因为以L打头为了“凑数”的,真正危险的只有一个,那就是加杠杆(leverage)。tREtHib ​​​
[【 leverage on buffett talk about investment want to bankruptcy?!] Bankrupted the wise of the three methods are wine, women and leverage. Which drink (Liquor) and women (Ladies) just because in order to quantity, that starts with a L really dangerous only one, that is add leverage (leverage). tREtHib]


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微天下:
    【特朗普谈佛州枪击案就算当时没枪也会冲进去】美国总统特朗普日在谈到发生在本月日的佛州帕克兰校园枪击案时表示,无论当时是否携带武器,自己都会毫不犹豫地冲进去。特朗普对聚集在白宫的一群州长说:“我真的相信,即使当时没有任何武器,我也会冲进去。我想在座的大多数人也会这么做。” ​​​
[[about trump even had no gun will rush in Florida tech 】 the President of the United States, trump said of this month, the Florida shootings parker LAN said that whether the carry weapons, their will rush in without hesitation. Trump to gather a group of governor at the White House said I really believe that, even if there were no any weapons, I would rush in. I think most of the people here will do the same. ​​​]


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杨忠海-:
    【人生在世,须努力读懂生命】人生经历了就会懂得,不必过分在意得失。看淡一切,生活会自然轻松。人生没有永远的痛,再深的痛,总有痊愈的一天。人生没有越不过的坎,再深的坎,总能想办法跨越。每个人都有能力过好自己,也许目标不同,选择的路径不一,导致结果不同。但只要心怀宽广,定能被天地所容 ​​​
[Living life, must try to understand life 】 【 life experience will know, dont care about gain and loss. See all light, natural relaxed life. Life is not always pain, deep pain, there is always a fine day. Life is no more but camp, deep, can always think of some way to cross. Everyone has the ability to live for yourself, maybe different goal, choice of path is differ, lead to different results. But as long as the heart is broad, it can let the heavens and the earth]


信仰、信念、信心、信用

北美吐槽君:
    给大家提个醒,晚上一定要锁好屋门! ​​​
[Caution to you, be sure to lock the door at night! ​​​]


吐槽请私信;公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

神奇的吐槽君:
    “闺蜜总是在别人面前挖苦我,是我太敏感了吗?” ​​​
[Girlfriends are always sarcastic in front of others, is I too sensitive? ​​​]


北美吐槽君官方国内分站,欢迎私信吐槽。公众号:crazytucao【商务合作请联系:ad@beimeitucaojun】

周将:
    勿因醉而轻诺 勿因喜而勤说 ​​​
[You are the light, because of drunk Do not frequently by xi said]


后院有山 也有孤独

汉帝唐皇:
    很多人信佛、学佛都是追求形式上的东西,
遇到境界时,仍然埋怨别人,嗔恨别人。
如果你真正信佛,真正相信因果,就不会有想不通的事。
要明白一切都是因缘,你遇到的都是自己的缘。
痛苦是自己找的,
福报是自己修的。 ​​​​

[A lot of people are buddhist, Buddha is the pursuit of things, in the form of the < br > when you meet the state still blame others, hate is the others. < br > if you are really buddhist, really believe in cause and effect, there would be no think impassability. < br > to understand that everything is karma, you meet is your own. < br > is your own pain, < br > is their blessings. ​​​​]


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卡西莫多二世:
    去年有个战狼,今年又有了个红海行动,一个没有看,我们的电影,根本看不到对人性深刻的挖掘与表述,电影越来越好战,不是越来越强大,而是越来越疯狂。 ​​​
[This year, last year there was a fight the Wolf, and a red sea action, without a look, our movies, dont see deep mining and expression in human nature, the film more belligerent, not more and more powerful, but more and more crazy. ​​​]


呼唤良知

V美图美文欣赏V:
    【微言轻语】生活中的许多磨难,让我们学会了忍受和担当,学会了在泪水中飞舞自己的灵魂,学会了在坚韧中完善自己的人格;生活从来都是荆棘丛生,命运从来都是柳暗花明;有时,哭泣不是屈服,后退不是认输,放手不是放弃;因为有了挫折,生活才会峰回路转;因为有了故事,生活才会精彩绝伦。 ​​​
[Life goes language 】 【 many tribulations, let us learn to bear and bear, learned to fly in tears his own soul, learned to perfect their personality in the tough; Life has always been fraught with risk, fate has always been away from her; Sometimes, cry not to yield, back not throw in the towel, to let go is not to give up; Because of the setback, can master the art of life; Because of the story, life will be wonderful. ​​​]


分享微言轻语,感悟草根人生;传播美图美文,遨游快乐海洋!(图片多来自网络转载,感谢原创!)

世界末日红旗手:
    想到以前信誓旦旦的样子,又想到我们以后还会爱上别人,就觉得人生还挺没劲的。 ​​​
[Think of the appearance of the promised before, and thought that well fall in love with someone else, just feel life is quite boring. ​​​]


已经分手了别问了。公众号:温柔且酷。Ins:stayoldie。

西门町吃在宁波:
    Morning | 别赞 除非你起得早 长的好看[二哈] ​ ​​​
[Morning | dont praise Unless you get up early long good-looking ,]


人生是一段美妙又可爱的旅程,不管你愿不愿意,我们都得踏上这段旅程,在路上奔走。——西門町

学生李太白:
    tREtgBI ​​​
[tREtgBI]


正在读高一的蛋蛋后,喜欢运动,更喜欢你。

1句实话:
    很棒的一句话,分享给每一位正在努力奔跑奋斗的人:“喷泉之所以漂亮是因为她有了压力;瀑布之所以壮观是因为她没有了退路;水之所以能穿石是因为永远在坚持。人生亦是如此。” ​​​​
[Great words, share with each is trying to run the struggle of people fountain beautiful because she had the pressure; Waterfall spectacular because she did not have the escape route; Water can wear stone because insist on forever. Life is also like this. ​​​​]


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弗虑弗为:
    今夜严重失眠,本来要早起,越是早睡越睡不着,而且晚上还喝了一杯拿铁。完了,看来是要一夜无眠。 ​​​
[The more severe insomnia tonight, would have to get up early, early to bed to sleep more, and at night to drink a cup of latte. Out, seems to be a sleepless night. ​​​]


和而不同 群而不党

韩姨在此:
    在寺内请一炷香,最低,最高万!你不用咂舌,创造吉尼斯世界纪录的,也许是四川峨眉山的宝光寺:头柱香拍卖,成交价万!也不用担心自己没带足够的现金,因为和尚会拿出POSS机,让你刷卡。
接下来,和尚拿出功德簿让游客签名。并慷慨许诺:凡签上名字的,住持大师亲自念经,为您祈福消灾。

结果 ​​​

[In the temple, please a wick sweet, lowest, highest thousands! You dont have his tongue, create the guinness book of world records, may be the bao guang temple mount emei in sichuan province, the first stick of auction, clinch a deal valence wan! Dont worry you didnt bring enough cash, because the monk will take out the POSS machine, let you swipe your card. < br > next, monks took out merit book let visitors signature. And generous promises no sign your name on the abbot master personally to chant buddhist scripture, eliminate evil blessing for you. < br > < br > the result]


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酥酥1994:
    漫漫长夜无心睡眠?有什么好看的片子推荐 ​​​
[All night long not intentional sleep? Are there any good movies to recommend]


企鹅电竞房间号:。。电一钻一技术型女主播😁

阿狸说到心坎里的话:
    我不希望有人选择我是因为我的好,我需要有人看见我的不好,而仍旧想要我。 ​ ​​​
[I dont want anyone to choose me because of my good, I need someone to see me is not good, but I still want. ​ ​​​]


很萌很萌的阿狸,带着那些伤感的话走进您的心坎(qq)

老婆孩子在天堂:
    tREteTx ​​​
[tREteTx]


-PATRONUS-王俊凯守护神个站:
    #王俊凯米兰时装周#

米兰出发
是谁又帅又酷又可爱[泪]
是我们俊凯了[太开心][太开心]@TFBOYS-王俊凯 ​​​

[# # chun-kai wang milan fashion week < br > < br > milan leave < br > who is handsome, cool and sweet [tears] < br > is our tuan kay [quite happy] [quite happy]. @ TFBOYS - chun-kai wang]


王俊凯的守护神⚡Expecto Patronus 【原JewelKing】

一句温暖的签名:
    相信人生不会亏待你,你吃的苦,你受的累,你掉进的坑,你走错的路,都会练就独一无二成熟坚强感恩的你。 ​ ​​​
[Believe that life will not wronged you, you eat bitter, you are tired, you fall into the pit, you go the wrong way, will mature practice unique strong grateful for you. ​ ​​​]


每天更新最精彩的图文,关注我有好运♥

GIF馆:
    宝宝们,你们最想艾特谁? ​​​​[笑cry] ​​​[搞笑贴] ​​​
[Babies, who want to, you? [laughing cry] [funny post]]


qq 有事请联系,Im back

北美新浪:
    #美帝震惊了# 一位名为诺亚(Noah)的男子自称是从年穿越过来的“时空旅行者”,并且对人类世界的未来做出了一系列预测,包括:川普连任;人工智能技术大行其道;Google机器人遍布全球;比特币广泛使用;年人类上火星等。测谎仪显示“真的”让网友们议论纷纷...元芳们,你怎么看? ​​​
[# # shocked the American imperialists a man named Noah (Noah) claims that the time and space travelers crossing over from the years, and has made a series of prediction to the future of the human world, include trump re-election; Artificial intelligence technology is popular; Google robots all over the world; COINS are widely used; In humans magnitude. Polygraph show really make net friends talk about... Yuan fang, what do you think? ​​​]


新闻、资讯、时尚、趣图、笑话,还有微博上最流行的。一旦关注,别无所求。

随风而飞看海去:
    美丽的塞尔维亚。(图片转自网络)
🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸
#漫游全世界##旅行去吧##涨姿势# ​​​

[The beauty of the Serbia. (图片转自网络)
🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸
#漫游全世界##旅行去吧##涨姿势# ​​​]



图文多转自网络情非本真拒群不私聊微商勿扰!

极品笑料王:
    一群互不相识的路人,突然就汇聚起来,拧成一股绳,为了救一只困在水中处境很危险的狗狗。一些善良而可爱的人们,有点暖!!! tREteoKS ​​​
[A group of strangers, convergence, suddenly turned into a rope, in order to save a trapped in the water situation is very dangerous dog. Some kind and lovely people, is a little warm!!!!!! tREteoKS]


每日爆料超级搞笑幽默视频、内涵污段子,关注@极品笑料王 让你合不拢嘴~

長大都是人生的溃烂:
     #黑喵# 虹桥接机p

这次给大家展示一下直男的修图方式
一堆滤镜啪啪啪往原图上打[跪了]

图二的那盏灯确实是我本人没错了[二哈]
图四五是拐哥在跟专车师傅打电话联系地址,“[费解]啊?你在相交层??”
【其实是🍌虹桥机场每层有自己的水果代号[允悲]】
图六到达了香蕉层,拐哥估计跟师傅 ​​​

[# # black meow hongqiao airport p < br > < br > this time to show you the way straight men take figure < br > a heap of filter spluttered pa] [kneeling on the original < br > < br > the lamp of figure is my right [two ha] < br > turn figure is four or five master elder brother with a car phone contact address, [difficult]? Cross layer? Are you in? ”
【其实是🍌虹桥机场每层有自己的水果代号[允悲]】
图六到达了香蕉层,拐哥估计跟师傅 ​​​]



當時奮不顧身伸出我的手,

前史之鉴:
    【三分钟感受地球的渺小】看完这个秒的视频,你会重新审视自己和整个宇宙。地球渺小到令人窒息,实在太震撼!tRNjZKtG ​​​​
[Three minutes feel small earth after seeing the second video, you will re-examine themselves and the whole universe. The earth to choking, too! tRNjZKtG]


以史为鉴可以知兴衰,还原历史本质,传播社会正能量,私信已开放,欢迎交流!

可爱又迷人的卢本盒:
    睡得我头疼…而且家里就我醒着…很寂寞 ​​​
[The sleep I have a headache... And the home I awake... Very lonely]


我一定会有很多头发的!

笨嘴八哥R:
    #熊猫守护者#刷微博,采阳光,做任务,可为大熊猫种真实竹子,在陕西秦岭建立食源地,快来成为熊猫守护者的一员吧!『熊猫守护者』tRdUfS ​​​
[# # the panda keeper brush weibo, sunshine, to do the task, but for giant panda species of bamboo, real set up in shaanxi qinling food source, will quickly become a member of the panda keeper! The panda keeper tRdUfS]


真诚善良,爱憎分明,嘴巴太笨,热爱一切美好的事物(广告勿扰,男扮女装请去别处。)

我们都是宠物迷:
    男子花元买的哈士奇,结果越长越奇怪......这是大师兄吧! ​​​
[Man spends yuan to buy the huskies, as a result, more long more strange... This is the master elder brother! ​​​]


分享最萌宠物图片,囊括各种精彩给力萌图。合作推广加QQ;[微笑]

天人五衰_:
    需要受到过多少伤害和哄骗,才会让一个人从此只认钱,不见兔子不撒鹰。 ​​​
[Need to how much damage and cajole, only can let a person only know money from now on, no rabbit not an eagle. ​​​]


小号私人日记

漫画插画集:
    据说春天易抑郁,所有的坏情绪,无非来自考试,长胖,缺钱,没对象,你是哪个? ​ ​​​
[Spring is said to be prone to depression, all the bad mood, just from the exam, fat, lack of money, not object, which is you? ​ ​​​]


每天更新最精彩的漫画,关注我有好运♥

千山瑞图像工作室:
    诺 山摄 ​​​
[Mountain is taken]


“画一个房子,你住在那里面; 化一颗种子,种在你的花园。”

龙艺华呀:
    洗头了 出门了🤳 ​​​
[XiTouLe 出门了🤳 ​​​]


努力努力努力💪

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