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[Comments to leave your favorite expression package, we discuss the ___________________________]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
韩国me2day：#平昌冬奥会闭幕式# #北京八分钟# 震撼强势来袭!!期待年即将在北京举办的第届冬奥会!!tREbKpBg
[# pyeongchang Olympics closing ceremony eight minutes # # # Beijing incoming shock strength!! Looking forward to year will be held in Beijing the first Olympic winter games!! tREbKpBg]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
思想聚焦：中国人民公安大学李玫瑾教授：如果你的孩子不想上学，不爱读书，你怎么教育？tREbKBG
[The Chinese peoples public security university professor Li Meijin if you dont want to go to school, children reading, how did you education? tREbKBG]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ
头条新闻：【震撼，北京分钟闪耀平昌[围观]】今天，#平昌冬奥会#闭幕，冬奥会正式进入“北京周期”！北京分钟惊艳镜头无数↓↓↓年，作为东道主，你期待吗？tREbXtzi
[【 shock, shining Beijing minutes pyeongchang [watch]] today, # # closing winter Olympics pyeongchang, winter games officially entered the cycle in Beijing! Beijing lens countless left left left in minutes, as the host country, are you looking forward to? tREbXtzi]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
Happy张江：爷爷奶奶家狗？这是我见过最#风骚#的舞步了[笑cry] tREbaMZk
[Grandpa grandmas dog? This is the most I have ever seen # # coquettish dance [laugh cry] tREbaMZk]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
反裤衩阵地：《在云端》里有一幕：多岁的女孩和多岁的女人形容自己心目中的理想伴侣。多岁的说得具体、多岁的说得抽象——这就是成长啊！当你越来越成熟，你心目中的那个人就会越来越模糊，但你想过的生活则会越来越清晰——你想象的只是什么样的人值得分享你的生活，而没有这个人，也不影响你继续到达。
[One scene in up in the air s of many years old of girls and women describe their ideal partner. S said more concrete, have said too abstract - which is at the age of growth! As you become more mature, do you have in mind that people will be more and more fuzzy, but have you ever thought life would be more and more clear, what kind of person you think is worth sharing your life, not this man, does not affect you also continue to arrive. ]
Dolce far niente
新浪体育：#平昌冬奥会# 闭幕式的结尾，韩国人气男团组合#EXO#登场献唱，向全世界展示韩流的魅力！
[# # at the end of the closing ceremony of the winter Olympics pyeongchang, South Koreas popularity - combination # EXO# sing on stage, to show the world the charm of Korean wave! ]
小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯，趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件： sports@vip.sina
韩国me2day：#平昌冬奥会闭幕式# 今日(日)举办的<平昌冬奥会闭幕式>中,歌手#EXO# 带来了<咆哮>+
[# # pyeongchang winter Olympic Games closing ceremony today (Monday) at the < pyeongchang winter Olympic Games closing ceremony >, the singer # EXO# brought roared < > + < POWER > ~ # # kai in the opening of the wonderful stage solo super amazing ~ is proud of the little day, great!! [who] tREbNZVt]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
大胃爱丽丝：很多人按我昨晚的方法去做了泡面，说简直太好吃了！其实每种泡面都有特别的tips！嘻嘻，总结下我以前试过觉得好吃的泡面方法吧[吃瓜][吃瓜][吃瓜]简直心血～还有每款最爱味道！
.统一老坛酸菜面：放紫菜！煮好面以后放入紫菜！！！汤真的变得更好喝了！！！再配一根火腿肠。
.汤达人（最爱：酸酸辣辣
[A lot of people the way I have last night to do the noodles, said it is too good! In fact every instant noodles has special tips! Hee hee, conclude I tried to think of delicious noodles method before [eat the melon] [eat the melon] [eat the melon] can work ~ and each love the taste! < br >. Unified old pickled vegetable nori! Cook noodles in the laver!!!!!! Really better drink soup!!!!!!!!!!! With a piece of ham sausage. < br >. Soup talent (favorites sour spicy hot]
小号：@牛奶和爱丽丝▪️公众号：牛奶和爱丽丝▪️工作邮箱：milkelise@vip.
潘粤明：今天定妆也没忘记关心乒乓球世界杯，祝贺女乒胜利！我的截屏是不是很独到[笑cry]@丁宁 @刘国梁
[Calm makeup today also did not forget to care about table tennis World Cup, congratulations NvPing victory! My screen is very original [laugh cry] @ ding @ liu guoliang]
工作事宜： 刘先生（非工作勿扰）
蛋蛋解说：我要说今天这桌菜是我做的，你们信吗[doge]
我已经回上海啦~新年啦~开工咯~别催啦~
[I want to say today of the desks is what I do, you believe? [doge] < br > I have to go back to Shanghai ~ ~ in the New Year starts cough up ~ dont rush ~]
人家是直男啦~
滕雨佳Amiu：#全世界都爱拆快递#
每次到拆快递的时候都想说一句：
我怎么这么能买啊！！！[二哈]
上次李晨帮我拆的那期已经有很多内衣了～
这次依然有好几件[允悲][允悲][允悲]
不过我买了好多新化妆品哦～
真的迫不及待想给你们出化妆教程了！！！
点赞抽人平分
tREbKKM
[# all over the world love down the Courier # < br > every time to dismantle express all want to say < br > how can I buy!!!!!! [two ha] < br > Li Chenbang I tear open the last period already has a lot of underwear ~ < br > this time there are a couple of [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] < br > but I bought a lot of new cosmetics oh ~ < br > really cant wait to give you a makeup tutorial!!!!!! < br > some praise to take share < br > tREbKKM]
涨涨麻麻：探讨下股市投资，在市场进入到点时我们强调市场进入到了超跌阶段，目前连续反弹后，再加上周末带来的诸多事件，大机构短期如何看待反应不明，缓加仓，但把整个三月作为一个整体看，我们还是看好红三月的，点赞点赞[挤眼]
[Discuss investing in the stock market, the market into the timer we emphasize market into super down stage, the current rebound in a row, coupled with the weekend events, how big institutions short-term view unknown reaction, slow and warehouse, but the whole march as a whole, we are still bullish on red in March, thumb up thumb up [eye]]
专注量化投资研究，股市投资即修行，分享投资心得，所有言论均不构成投资建议！
北京人不知道的北京事儿：比《舌尖上的中国》好吃太多的下饭菜！建议转发收藏，留着慢慢吃～[馋嘴]（by意匠id ）
一、《寻味顺德》：tRRaILDN
二、《老广的味道》第三季了 ：tRELI
三、《小海鲜》：tRELId
四、《一城一味》：tRELIB
五、《舌尖上的马铃薯》：
[On the tip of the tongue of China delicious than too much food! Advice forwarding collection with eat slowly ~ [available] (by jacquard id) < br > the savor shunde tRRaILDN < br > , the third season of the smell of old tRELI < br > , the small seafood tRELId < br > , a city blindly tRELIB < br > , the potato on the tip of the tongue]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
英国报姐：一组奇妙而和谐的画面，希望你看了之后能有好心情[爱你]
[A group of wonderful and harmonious picture, hope you have a good mood after watching the love you []]
国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界
蕾拉小姐：神奇的城市，随处都是大师的建筑。
Walden by Ricardo Bofill
[Wonderful city, everywhere is the master of architecture. < br > < br > Walden by Ricardo Bofill]
步履不停。联系方式 jjztf@，Jessica
wu2198：明天要不要？tREbOftx
[Tomorrow do you want? tREbOftx]
我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.
墨香铜臭MXTX：《天官赐福》后记。感谢个月的陪伴。
[The blessing cheongwan postscript. Thanks for months. ]
知名表情包博主
回忆专用小马甲：我寒假作业至今都没写完全赖端午！
tREblef
[I write winter vacation homework still hasnt completely depend on Dragon Boat Festival! < br > tREblef]
《愿无岁月可回头》
陳小春：#全齊##三个院子# [抱抱][抱抱][抱抱][抱抱][抱抱][抱抱]
[# three yard full # # # [hug] [hug] [hug] [hug] [hug] [hug]]
人一個、沒其他，，工作事+李小姐
扒圈青年：李菲儿 北京八分钟 跨界冰雪王冠军李菲儿真的出现在北京八分钟里了！太厉害了！为你打 call[鼓掌]
[Eight minutes of transboundary ice Wang Guanjun feier li Beijing feier li really appeared in Beijing eight minutes! Amazing! For you to play call [applause.]]
娱乐博主
拜托啦学妹：从明天起...[心]
[Starting from tomorrow... [heart]]
一个只属于大学生的街访
呆十三：原来蜘蛛结网是这样的，好奇妙的感觉… tREbKvot
[Spider web is the fact that the original good feeling... tREbKvot]
原ID@我的朋友是个呆B
故事馆长：男孩参加完女孩的葬礼，
他已经难过到连哭都不会了。
他拿出女孩给他买的智能手机手机，
告诉语音助手：“删掉宝宝的电话号码。”
语音助手回答：“二货，你删我干嘛？”
他惊讶地发现，
女孩没有死，
她生活在手机里，
取代了他的语音助手。
肯定是她啊，
说的每一句话都那么像。
在他得瑟的时
[The boy in the girls funeral, < br > he is sad to cant even cry. < br > < br > he took the girl to buy him a smartphone handset, < br > tell voice assistant delete the phone number of the baby. < br > < br > voice assistant replied two goods, you delete me? < br > < br > he is surprised to find that < br > girl is not dead, < br > she live in mobile, < br > replaced his voice assistant. < br > < br > is definitely her ah, < br > said every word is so like. < br > < br > when his mathers]
每晚为你讲故事的人，是我
白菜：刚又听一小伙伴说自动取关我了，已经不是第一个小伙伴说起这事了，阿菜都见过好多个小伙伴这么说了……[吃瓜]渣浪的“移除僵尸粉”服务简直了……
如果哪天莫名其妙“被取关”我了，记得搜白菜重新找回我，还有偶尔帮忙点个赞，不然阿菜会慢慢从你们主页消失的[允悲]过个年回来感觉阅读量下降的好快！
[Just listen to the friend say automatically take off me again, already not the first friend talked about this matter, have seen a lot of good, o friend said so... Eat the melon of slag waves to remove zombie powder service can...... < br > < br > if which day was taken off me for no reason, and remember to search cabbage back me, and occasionally help point praise, or the food will slowly disappear from your home page after a [allow sad] back feels good decline in reading! ]
公正客观地看待每个反馈，认真谨慎地发布各类白菜活动！我的唯一小马甲@污菜 ！其他都是冒牌的~
茶茶丷：仙仙的白色系🥛
👍里面选一个仙女一套哦
[仙仙的白色系🥛
👍里面选一个仙女一套哦 ]
原创设计淘宝店：UFX want to be unique and stylish.🌜⭐️🌛 风格不唯一
上海发布：【视频来啦！“北京分钟”惊艳亮相平昌冬奥会闭幕式】#最新#今晚的平昌冬奥会闭幕式你看了吗？其中有下一届冬奥会举办地——北京的分钟精彩呈现。这场表演由张艺谋执导，有没有让你惊艳到？快来看小布新鲜呈上的视频。tREboqTM
[The video come! Beijing minutes stunning appearance pyeongchang winter Olympic Games closing ceremony 】 # # tonights latest pyeongchang winter games did you watch the closing ceremony? With the next Olympic winter games venue - minute exciting show in Beijing. This performance, directed by zhang yimou, so impressive to you? Come and look at small cloth fresh show on video. tREboqTM]
飞驰中构建城市蓝图；奔跑中传递城市变迁；信步时欣赏城市美景；闲坐时叙说城市故事。这里是上海市人民政府新闻办官方微博，欢迎围观，共话上海。
应采儿：[太开心]终于相聚了#三个院子#
[[quite happy] finally meet three yard # #]
祈祷，不如思考
进击的阿木君：有没有哪部动画作品的剧情非常精彩，但是知道的人却不多？
[Have any animation works of drama is very wonderful, but not many people know? ]
发布动漫资讯，搬运脸上日推趣图。合作请加Q：
多妈7788：头疼 每天都要扮上公主 好吧👸晚安💤
[Have a headache MeiTianDouYaoBanShangGongZhu 好吧👸晚安💤 ]
扒圈老鬼：平昌冬奥会闭幕式，韩国男团EXO带来精彩表演 《咆哮》+《Power》，为全世界人民带来充满帅气和力量的表演，是令人骄傲的奥运pick！tREbYIM
[Pyeongchang winter Olympic Games closing ceremony, South Korea - exobiology bring performances roar + Power, bring people all over the world is full of handsome and Power performance, is a proud Olympic pick! tREbYIM]
混迹传媒圈，喜欢请关注，合作请私信。爆料公号：baquanlaogui 😇
人民日报：【今年元宵月#十五月亮十五圆# 最圆时刻上午时分[月亮]】元宵节将至，这是农历新年里第一个月圆之夜。都说“十五的月亮十六圆”，但天文专家表示，同去年一样，今年的元宵月依然是“十五的月亮十五圆”。月亮最圆时刻为月日时分。转发收藏观赏时间，你想@ 谁一起赏月？tREmLjN
[【 yuanxiao this year month # # the moon round the circle moment mid-morning [moon]] Lantern Festival will come, this full moon is in the first month of the lunar New Year. All say round the moon in the , but the astronomical experts say, the same as last year, this years yuanxiao month is still moon circle. The moon roundest moment for February nd. Forward to collect viewing time, who do you want to @ moon? tREmLjN]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
影记：你见过男朋友脆弱的一面吗？
永远不要嘲笑一个爱你的男人，如果有一天他不爱你了，他比你爹还成熟。
[Have you ever seen a boyfriend vulnerable? < br > < br > dont laugh at a man love you forever, if one day, he does not love you, he is mature than your father. ]
当生活遇见了电影，会有怎样的对白。
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