2018年2月25日星期日

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽:
    身材和陈鲁豫女士很一致了!
[Figure and ms Chen is very consistent!]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

微博搞笑排行榜:
    说一个你过年期间,听到最好玩的八卦 ​___________________________ ​​​
[Said a Chinese New Year period, you hear the most interesting gossip ___________________________]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:前段时间闺蜜和他的一个男性朋友见面,然后当时我也在场,我用眼瞟了两眼觉得这个男孩干干净净的,长得也很清秀,风格也不错,是我喜欢的类型,于是让闺蜜牵线我们见了面,见过面这几天他也都是主动找我聊天,他岁,我岁,感觉他挺喜欢我的,也经常主动找我聊天,问我在干嘛,还...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend recently, girlfriends and one of his male friends meet, then I also present at that time, I feel the boy glanced at his eyes with the eye clean, grow also very handsome, style is good, is my type, then let matchmaking girlfriends we met, met him these days are also actively looking for my chat, he, I, feeling he liked me, also often take the initiative to find I chat, ask me doing, and... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:我有家庭爱上了婚姻之外的男的他也有家庭我们互相相爱只是单纯网上情人聊天关系现实中没有在一起过他偶尔给我发过红包现在被他老婆知道了他老婆有他和我聊天截图证据还有和我的通话记录截图证据说我和他老公有事情破坏她的家庭年初一的时候来我家闹了一场我们全家都知道了我老公摆明...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend I have a family fell in love with a man outside of marriage he also have a family we love each other just chat online lover relationship in reality not together at that moment he occasionally send me a red envelope is now his wife know his wife with him and I chat screenshot evidence evidence and call logs screenshots and I said I and his husband have destroyed her family on the first day when come to my house to make up a family we all know that my husband take a... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

但斌:
    这个题目只我一个人,其实里面有很多同行对年的展望![笑cry][馋嘴]@我是陈东东:跟随智者的脚步,我等凡人也能走向光明之路。
[This topic only I a person, in fact, there are many peers on the outlook for years! [laughing cry] [available] @ I am Chen Dongdong follow in the footsteps of the wise, waiting for mortals can also toward the shining path.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    发表了博文《衰败的乡村背后,是一个进步的中国——维舟》衰败的乡村背后,是一个进步的中国+原创+--+维舟+大家+又到了节后返城的时刻,翠花们重新变回了Tracy——通常还带着回乡见闻的tREUcTa ​
[Published the post behind the decaying village, it is a progress of China - d boat behind the decaying village, is a progress of Chinas original +, + + d boat + you + again after the return of time, the cui flower to return the Tracy - usually tREUcTa returning with the observations]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

知乎:
    #知乎小事# 世界上还有比摸猫更爽的事吗?没有👉tREURVy ​
[# # zhihu small there are more than touch the cat cool thing in the world? 没有👉tREURVy ​]

发现更大的世界

但斌:
    马英九重新受到台湾民众欢迎👏。一直非常欣赏马英九,上次去台湾,特意去马英九家的楼下看了看,真是敬佩![作揖][心] ​
[马英九重新受到台湾民众欢迎👏。 Ma ying-jeou has been appreciated, last time to go to Taiwan, specially to ma home downstairs looked, really admire! [bowing] [heart]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪汽车:
    #微博交通台#【大货车刹车失灵扎进缓冲区 老司机这波操作被交警夸了[doge]】月日傍晚,一辆刹车失灵的重型货车一头扎进刹车失灵缓冲区,发出隆隆巨响。@高速交警宁波支队 到场后发现,幸亏大货车司机反应神速[good],如果错过缓冲区,听凭制动失效的货车在路面狂奔,后果不堪设想。 ...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # weibo communication radio [big truck brake failure into buffer old driver this wave action was praised the traffic police [doge]] on Friday evening, a car brake failure of heavy truck brake plunged into the buffer, a rumbling noise. @ ningbo high-speed traffic police detachment to be present, thanks to the big truck drivers respond to [good], if miss buffer, letting the truck brake failure is running on roads, the consequence is unimaginable. ... The full text m. eibo]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:第封巴菲特致股东信公布:税改带来亿美元的效益》第封巴菲特致股东信公布:税改带来亿美元的效益--凤凰国际iMarkets讯北京时间本周六(tREUbepr ​
[Published a blog post reprinted first buffett shareholder letter published tax reform bring benefits of $released the first buffett shareholder letter tax reform brings the benefit of $- phoenix international iMarkets news Beijing standard time on Saturday (tREUbepr]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:戊戌年祭》戊戌年祭--格隆港股那点事▌一、元朔二年(前)正月,汉武帝颁布推恩令,令诸侯王分封子弟为列侯,并将王国封地分给自己的子弟。这直接引致了尾大tREUblRd ​
[Published the post reprinted in the movement of the reform in offering - cell lung Hong Kong that something ▌ one and yuan two years (before) in the first month, issued by the emperor pushed to and make c herod children for the column, and the kingdom fiefs to your own children. This directly caused by the big tail tREUblRd]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

汽车之家:
    #晚安家人#你开过时间最长的是哪一款车~ ​
[# # good night family which is the longest you drove a car ~]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    迪士尼里扮女王的工作人员,这么高冷这么入戏吗...社会社会[允悲][允悲][作揖][作揖]tREUQcJ ​
[Play the part of the queens staff in Disney, such high cold so into it... Social society [allow sad] [allow sad] [bowing] [bowing] tREUQcJ]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

优酷:
    #冬奥会#就要落下帷幕,那些紧张的、激动的、沮丧的、骄傲的比赛瞬间,将永远成为记忆。过去的已经过去,未来即将到来,把握当下,就能活得精彩!#来优酷看冬奥#
tREUwcRt ​

[# # Olympic winter games will be ended, the nervous, excited, depressed, proud moment, will become a memory forever. The past is past, the future is coming, grasp the present, can live wonderful! # # to youku to see the games < br > tREUwcRt]

冷笑话精选:
    大概是杠精[摊手]@娱扒学长:四个字送给她,关你屁事@人留方:女同事有病 外加嫉妒 鉴定完毕 over
[Probably is bar fine [stand hand] @ entertainment expense senior four words to her, its none of your business, one person leave @ female colleague was sick with envy appraisal is over]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    舌尖 面果 惟妙惟肖、以假乱真,嵌字豆糖让我们把文化吃进肚子里,还有油锅里开出花来的杭州荷花酥……每一份由大师们手中诞生的精致点心都在刷新着人们心中对食物的观感~#舌尖上的中国# 第三季第集“酥”正片已上线优酷![doge]被这些点心“雕塑”酥到的小伙伴们可以二刷走起了~#舌尖上的年#
...全文: m.weibo ​

[The tip of the tongue surface fruit handcrafted, genuine, embedded word sweet lets eat culture into the belly, and lotus flower leaves to the frying pan hangzhou cake... The birth of each by the masters hand delicate snacks in the refresh peoples minds to the look and feel of the food ~ # # in the third quarter, Chinas first set on the tip of the tongue cake feature has online youku! [doge] was the snack sculpture cake to friends can go brush up ~ # # years < br > on the tip of the tongue... The full text m. eibo]

但斌:
    工作结束准备回家。伏案工作久了,颈部有点疼。 ​
[End of the work going home. The desk is long, the neck is a little pain. ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

优酷:
    黄子韬 沈子皓
黄子韬 破音
黄子韬被沈子皓苦苦纠缠,轮batlle,黄子韬脾气好给选手多次机会!黄子韬真性情着急到破音,最后决定淘汰时,对沈子皓真心流露,认真讲出道时心路历程,大发鸡汤温暖在场所有人~给韬队长比心!![心]tREUPcXz ​

[Tao Shen Zihao < br > tao hissing sound < br > tao was Shen Zihao grapple with, wheel batlle, tao good nature give players many times the opportunity! Tao true temperament anxious to break the sound, finally decided to eliminate, for Shen Zihao sincerely, serious when I speak out journey with chicken soup in warm place someone give towers captain than heart ~!! [heart] tREUPcXz]

优酷:
    #冬奥会#速度滑冰女子集体出发项目,中国队李丹郭丹两名选手成功晋级决赛,最终两人运用战术打法,分别获得了第五名和第十名的成绩。感谢两位姑娘在这个新开项目上的精彩表现!#来优酷看冬奥#
tREUhsjH ​

[# # Olympic womens speed skating collective project, the Chinese team human resource lisa two contestants final success, finally two people use tactics, won the fifth and tenth respectively. Thanks to two girls in the excellent performance of the new project! # # to youku to see the games < br > tREUhsjH]

优酷:
    #舌尖上的中国#第三季 茶与点心的完美搭配开启了广州人一天的生活,叉烧包绝对是粤式点心中最有群众基础的存在,叉烧包的制作“三分是做,七成靠温度”,追求自然爆口而不露馅料。叉烧包与烧麦、虾饺、蛋挞共为“粤式点心四大天王”。你更喜欢这“四大天王”中的哪一位呢?[doge]#舌尖上的年#
...全文: m.weibo ​

[# # in the third quarter, China tea and snacks on the tip of the tongue of the perfect collocation opens the guangzhou people one day of life, barbecued pork package is cantonese point exists in the heart of the most popular base, barbecued pork package production three points do, seventy percent by temperature, the pursuit of natural cracking-off not betrayed. Barbecued pork package and dumpling, shrimp dumplings, egg tarts for four major Kings cantonese dim sum. Do you prefer, which one of the four major Kings? [doge] # # on the tip of the tongue in < br >... The full text m. eibo]

新浪汽车:
    #萌宠与车#【阿姨把狗狗当娃养 配“豪车”穿靓装】南京岁的段阿姨养了条狗,其中一只叫做Kitty的狗狗最乖,段阿姨走哪都带着,还给它买了专用的婴儿车,并改造了三轮车让狗狗更舒服[微笑]tREAzMW ​
[# # of familiar with car 【 aunt when she keeps the dogs with a luxury wear a beautiful suit] nanjing old aunt raises a dog, one of them called Kitty dog is the most lovely, which are with aunt go, also bought it for baby stroller, and transform the tricycle let dogs more comfortable [smiles] tREAzMW]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

优酷:
    #电视剧新笑傲江湖# 主演剧照来啦!!六位少侠,整装待发,请多指教[作揖] 开播倒计时天!月日晚 ,优酷全网首播,开播论剑 ​​​!@丁冠森 @薛昊婧 @丁禹兮 @刘珈彤 @陈汛ccc @姜卓君- ​​​
[New to thrive # # series starring still come!! Six little xia, shrink-wrapped and directions.in [bowing] started the countdown days! On Sunday night, youku tech-oriented premiere, started among! @ Ding Guansen @ Xue Haojing @ Ding Yu Chen xi @ liu ling @ CCC @ Jiang Zhuojun - sin]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    恭喜@未钟 等名用户等额平分【元现金】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCwwnZ对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公证链接:tREysEvC
[Congratulations @ not clock users, such as an equal share the [yuan]. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCwwnZ supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tREysEvC]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

优酷:
    韩庚 考核方式,看了今晚的《这就是街舞》,对韩庚真的刮目相看。
选手:“他一组全部过一遍,打好分,然后 所有人再出来”
选手:“真的蛮惊讶的,因为他这样的评分方式,跟我们想象中的不一样”
选手:“他的那个计分的方式很像我们battle的时候,那个海选”
从摸不着头脑到获选手认可,为韩庚队长疯...全文: m.weibo ​

[Han geng appraisal way, see the this is the street dance, tonight to han geng really sit up and take notice. < br > player he is a set of all over again, good points, and then all the people out, < br > player really surprised, because he is such a score, is not the same as we expected, < br > player he is very like the way of scoring we battle, the audition < br > from scratching their heads to be recognised player, captain of han geng crazy... The full text m. eibo]

音悦台:
    窦靖童现场打鼓表演《Wu》,迷幻、纷繁又混乱,别样的表演方式令人充满遐想,自己的独到之处真的刚刚好[心]tREykEp ​
[Jingers live drums performance Wu, psychedelic, numerous and complicated and chaotic, another way of performing a full of daydream, own unique just really good tREykEp [heart]]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass

冷笑话精选:
    打扰了[拜拜]@賈棋元:真的是……
[Excuse me [bynum] @ jia chess yuan really...]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    快乐大本营 中有指尖上的巧克力,#舌尖上的中国#第三季中有舌尖上的瓜子酥[喵喵]~这精巧的瓜子酥,乍看之下和瓜子一模一样,放在手中小巧而别致,惹人喜爱~原来点心还可以这样做,真是让优酷君大开眼界!你们能区分出瓜子酥和真的瓜子么?[doge]#舌尖上的年#
tREyeiLr ​

[With fingertips chocolate in happy camp, # # on the tip of the tongue of China in the third quarter of the tip of the tongue on the melon seed cakemeow ~ this exquisite crisp melon seeds, at first glance, and melon seeds, just as in the hands of small and chic, attractive ~ dessert can also do so, really make youku jun an eye-opener! Can you distinguish between seed cake and really melon seeds? [doge] # # on the tip of the tongue in < br > tREyeiLr]

猫扑:
    #最美艺考生#【山西版迪丽热巴:自己喜欢,不顾父母反对考中传[憧憬]】@中国传媒大学 艺考第二天,现场有一位长相酷似迪丽热巴的后女生,独自参加播音主持的考试。她说,自己昨天刚满岁,为了能参加艺考,还跟父母争取了一番,“真的很累,但毕竟自己喜欢!” #为艺考加油#@梨北京 ...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # is the most beautiful art examinee 【 shanxi Dillon hot bar oneself to like, regardless of her parents opposition -- not preach [hope]] @ the communication university of China art exam the next day, there was a resembling Dillon hot bar girl, alone to participate in the examination of broadcasting and hosting. She said that she has just turned yesterday, in order to attend the art exam, also with their parents for some kind of, really tired, but after all, I like! Beijing # cheer for arts exam # @ pear... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

冷笑话精选:
    把你的姓的首字母加bb打出来是什么?冷哥我是冷冰冰[doge] ​
[Add the first letter of your last name bb what is typing? Cold brother I am cold [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

汽车之家:
    #夜福利#科技再进化 奥迪A~ ​
[# # night welfare technology evolved audi A ~]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷:
    易烊千玺 开场舞,燃炸全场嗨翻天!#这就是街舞#节目首播,四位队长开场的队长大秀实在太精彩。Wuli易队长@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 身着红衣头扎脏辫,时尚搭配帅气逼人,干净有力的舞蹈动作引得现场粉丝连连尖叫!我说易烊千玺帅炸了你们没人反对吧~
tREySuEp ​

[Jackson opening dance, detonation full hi! # # this is the street dance show premiered, four captain after the captain of the big show is so wonderful. Wuli captain @ TFBOYS Jackson easily Dirty braid, dressed in red head fashion collocation handsome, clean and strong dance moves that on-site fans screaming repeatedly! I Fried said Jackson handsome you there is no opposition ~ < br > tREySuEp]

优酷:
    [腾格尔意外撞衫#杨幂# 晓飞脸都要绿了 ] 昨天我酷热播滴#歌手#迎来了华丽丽的腾格尔大神新晋补位,表演可谓惊艳全场。不料同在我酷热播的#电视剧谈判官#粉丝眼尖,发现腾哥竟然撞衫 @杨幂 。戏剧效果十足,相信晓飞@CPOPKing-黄子韬 看到脸都要绿了~~喏~你瞧~~~ ​
[[the tengger unexpected malfunctions # # Yang mi vick faces are green] yesterday I heat sowing drop # # singer in the selection of tengger new fill a great god, performance is amazing. Only to be my heat # # TV negotiator fan observant, find teng brother bump unlined upper garment @ Yang mi. Drama, believe vick @ CPOPKing - tao See the face is green ~ ~ well ~ you see ~ ~ ~]

优酷:
    嵌字豆糖 是徽州地区的特色点心之一,将麦芽糖熬制的糖浆倒入黄豆粉和黑芝麻粉中搅拌,再将黄豆粉团和黑芝麻粉团改刀成小剂子,用木质夹板改成规则的糖条,从而形成各种文字。把字都吃进肚子里,不知道会不会像多啦A梦的记忆面包一样让人记住更多汉字呢?[doge]#舌尖上的年# #舌尖上的中国#第三季
...全文: m.weibo ​

[Embedded word beans sugar is one of the local specialty in huizhou area, the maltose boil syrup in soybean powder and sesame powder mixing, then soybean meal group and black sesame into small sub-agent glutinous rice dough to change the knife, instead of a cast, a splint wooden article change rules of sugar, thus forming various kinds of words. Eat all words into the belly, dont know how la A dream would like memory bread let A person remember more Chinese characters? [doge] # # # in the tip of the tongue on the tip of the tongue on the Chinese # in the third quarter, < br >... The full text m. eibo]

MIUI:
    你猜到了嘛?[爱你]
[You guessed it? Love you []]

MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!

新浪汽车:
    #车迷猜猜猜#如此惨烈的案发现场:手机表示是车的过错。车表示是手机先动的手。所以这是什么车?[doge] ​
[# # fans to guess so vicious crime scene mobile phone said car is at fault. The car was said mobile phone move first hand. So what is this car? [doge]]

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