2018年2月26日星期一

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽:
    说得对!@爆炒小鱼干儿:小野比魏大勋帅!!!!
[Thats right! @ stir-fried fish dried ono is bigger than wei schoenberg handsome!!!!!!!!!!!!]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

卢健生:
    勝利!偉大的勝利![鼓掌][鼓掌][鼓掌]
[胜利!伟大的胜利![][鼓手掌鼓手掌][鼓手掌]]

Z CAM, CEO

微博搞笑排行榜:
    举例说明同一件事,男女生思维差异 ___________________________ ​
[Illustrate the same thing, girls and boys think differently ___________________________]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

新浪汽车:
    #萌宠与车# 国外一位网友堵车时拍下两只汪的隔空相望[doge]。萌柴的眼神真是一眼万年啊[允悲][允悲][允悲]tRQudU ​
[# # of familiar with car abroad when stuck a netizen took two wang on the other side of the empty doge. Of wood to look in the eyes is a glimpse of ten thousand [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] tRQudU]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:和男朋友相处两年 第一年就互见家长了 他家情况不好 但自己有稳定工作收入 去他家 他家人都是着急想让结婚 年前他也叫我一起看房子 但是首付也有点困难他自己的钱还不够 他不想让家人出钱 想等自己赚够 今年过年他突然不愿去我家拜访 说嫌麻烦 问他怎么想的 他说他也不知道 感觉现在...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend allows parents to get along with her boyfriend for two years first year of the family work well but they have a stable income to his family are all anxious to let his family married years ago but he also told me to watch house down payment can be a little difficult my money is not enough he didnt want his family pay to such as earning enough this year New Years day he suddenly say dont want to go to my home to visit the trouble asked how he thought he said he didnt know now... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

南方都市报:
    “葛优躺”侵权案葛优胜诉, 表情包也受著作权法保护
[Ge you lie infringement ge you won, expression package also protected by copyright law]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

汽车之家:
    #晚安家人#买车时,对于涡轮增压和自然吸气,你更倾向于哪一种? ​
[# # good night family buy a car, for turbocharged and naturally aspirated, which one would you prefer? ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

冷笑话精选:
    很累[摊手]@吊裙:负能量满满的朋友我都不喜欢 更别说对象了[摊手]
[Very tiredstand hand @ crane skirt negative energy with friends I dont like to mention object [stand hand]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

冷笑话精选:
    就顺其自然的凉了[挖鼻]@枫文字:我有情绪了,但我不会说,你要猜,猜不到我就作,嗯, 找到我单身的原因了[微笑][微笑]
[Just let it be cold [nose] @ maple I have the mood, but Im not going to say, you want to guess, guess Ill be, well, find the reason I single [smiles] [smiles]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:我周岁,前女友~岁,我没觉得自己有什么问题,最近遇到一些岁左右的小姑娘,很难撩,回复极其少,很难约,都是在看剧,睡懒觉,追星,想玩(陪玩支出成本上升),要礼物,任性,为所欲为,心情不好就不理我,哪怕已经约好的事情,玩了一半就走了,不哭不笑不说话,求破。这...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend I one full year of life, his former girlfriend ~, I dont think you have what problem, recently encountered some around the age of the girl, its hard to liao, the reply is rare, hard to about, is watching the play, sleep late, make track for a star, want to play (play with spending rising costs), to present, headstrong, and to do everything, in a bad mood just ignored me, even if have some good things, to play half went away, dont cry dont smile not to talk, please. This is... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

优酷:
    #舌尖上的中国# 第三季第集“生”正片上线啦!把整个春天握进手里的春饼,祛暑酸爽的贵州酸汤鱼,寓意满满的陕西柿子糊塌,五彩缤纷的七彩海鲜饺子……这些美味你们都get到了么?[喵喵]每一道顺应天时、遵循自然的韵律而生发出来的美食都养胃又养眼,具有十足的诱惑力!#舌尖上的年#
...全文: m.weibo ​

[# # on the tip of the tongue of China in the third quarter, the first set of raw positive online! Held throughout the spring into the hands of the ripening, prompting fashionistas acid bright guizhou sour soup fish, meaning full of shaanxi persimmon paste, colorful colorful seafood dumplings... These delicious, all of you get in? Meow meow every adaptation days, follow the rhythm of nature food icon and nourishing the stomach and beautiful, is full of temptation! # # on the tip of the tongue in < br >... The full text m. eibo]

顶尖设计:
    日本Yu Momeoda建筑事务所在日本九州岛西北海岸设计的小型教堂,在建筑中引入树木结构来呈现森林的灵感很棒 ​
[Japan Yu Momeoda architectural design northwest coast of kyushu in Japan, small church, introduce structure to render the forest trees in building great inspiration]

职业搬砖,业余设计。

青年时报:
    【震撼!北京分钟来了![威武]】冬奥会正式进入北京时间!名轮滑演员和个带透明冰屏智能机器人,象征着第届北京冬奥会。,北京欢迎你!,我们准备好了![心]tREbXtzi ​
[【! The minutes to Beijing! [power]] games officially entered the Beijing time! Ice skating actor and a transparent screen intelligent robots, is a symbol of the first session of the Beijing Olympics. , welcome to Beijing! And we are ready! [heart] tREbXtzi]

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MIUI:
    对于搭载骁龙跑分高达万分的#小米MIXS#,你还有哪些期待?tREbgRgs ​
[For carrying Xiao dragon # millet MIXS# points up to thousand times, what you expect? tREbgRgs]

MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!

保时捷:
    #porschemoments# 此处原本没有路,全新 Cayenne 走得多了,也就变成了路。 ​
[# porschemoments# here was no road, new Cayenne walk very much, also became road. ​]

自 年以来,保时捷将旗下全系跑车引入中国,旨在为将我们所倡导的运动体验和创新精神带给每一位渴望挑战、追求完美的中国车友。

新浪汽车:
    #交通万象#【假警车装爆闪灯碰到真交警:为了在朋友面前绷面子[允悲]】近日,贵州民警发现一辆安装爆闪灯的“警车”驶来,该车驶近后,民警对其进行拦截。司机说,自己是为了在朋友面前绷面子才安装的。tRELoka ​
[# traffic vientiane # 【 false police cars with flashing lights meet true police to the guy in front of your friends face [allow sad]] recently, the police found a flashing lights installed in guizhou police car coming, the car drove up to after the police to intercept. The driver said that he is to install only guy face in front of your friends. tRELoka]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

优酷:
    冬奥会闭幕式已经结束。尽管中国队奖牌数量有限,但我们见证了中国冬季运动项目的突破和新生势力的崛起。下一个四年,相信他们能够创造更多奇迹,用实力去见证奥林匹克运动精神。,相约北京!#来优酷看冬奥##冬奥会# ​
[Winter Olympic Games closing ceremony is over. Although the Chinese team to a limited number of MEDALS, but we have witnessed Chinas winter sports breakthroughs and the rise of new powers. The next four years, I believe they will be able to create more miracles, with the strength to witness the Olympic sports spirit. Beijing, communication! # to youku to see the games # # # winter Olympics]

巴曙松:
    
[praise]

金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

南方都市报:
    #亿人为爱打call助力冬奥#武大靖用绝对实力刷新纪录登上冠军领奖台,用首金为中国短道队向世界正名!当国歌在平昌奏响,举国为之欢腾!但我们同样不会忘记饱受伤病困扰却仍奋战赛场的中国冬奥健儿们,他们永不言弃的精神值得敬佩!无数的心疼和感动让万千中国冰雪迷相约北京,让我们和@宝洁中国 一起...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # million people love playing call power games Wu Dajing with absolute power record on champion podium, with the first gold for Chinas short track team name all over the world! When the national anthem in pyeongchang played, the country of jubilation! But we also dont forget China still fighting arena games injury-plagued athletes, they never give up spirit is worth admire! Countless love dearly and moved to myriad Chinese fans meet Beijing snow and ice, and let us @ p&g China together... The full text m. eibo]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

优酷:
    “北京八分钟”美轮美奂,当《歌唱祖国》的旋律响彻平昌,心中不禁跟唱“五星红旗迎风飘扬”!#冬奥会#闭幕并不意味着结束,北京定能更好传承:我们已经迫不及待,用北京冬奥会礼赞奥林匹克、礼赞运动精神。#来优酷看冬奥#
tREbBV ​

[Beautiful minutes in Beijing, when the ode to the motherland melody from pyeongchang, heart can not help but sing along with the five-star red flag flies! # # Olympics closing does not mean that end, Beijing will have a better inheritance we cant wait, winter Olympic Games in Beijing the Olympic spirit, eulogizing the sports spirit. # # to youku to see the games < br > tREbBV]

尼尼刀刀:
    不同的心境,不同的人生,心有多静,福有多深🙏🙏🙏 ​
[不同的心境,不同的人生,心有多静,福有多深🙏🙏🙏 ​]

老天最公平的事就是每个人一天都只有小时,关键是我们如何利用它^o^

青年时报:
    【小海豚听障合唱团】这是一群天生严重听障的孩子,就算带上人工耳蜗,他们听到的世界依旧令人心酸。在中国梦想秀的舞台上,他们用天学会一首阿卡贝拉!付出比常人多的多的努力,用乐观战胜重重障碍,在杂音的深渊里唱出被天使吻过的声音。哪怕步伐蹒跚,奔跑也是一种该有的姿态!生活本就是一朵带...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 small dolphin deaf chorus 】 this is a group of natural severe hearing impaired children, even with cochlear implants, they heard the world still poignant. In Chinas dream show on the stage, they use a day to learn a aqua Bella! Pay much more effort than ordinary people, with optimism overcome obstacles, the noise in the abyss of sing were kissed by the angels voice. Even if the pace, running is also a kind of the some gesture! This life is a belt... The full text m. eibo]

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汽车之家:
    #夜福利#狂野天性 保时捷 ​
[# # wild night welfare nature porsche]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

微博位置:
    年月日 点分左右,日本偶遇明星范冰冰,详细内容请点击 tREbBLt ​
[(date) (month) (year) dotted around, Japan encounter star fan bingbing, details please click tREbBLt]

发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

尼尼刀刀:
    我选择云南西双版纳[心] tREzmpWS ​
[I chose yunnan xishuangbanna tREzmpWS [heart]]

老天最公平的事就是每个人一天都只有小时,关键是我们如何利用它^o^

尼尼刀刀:
    能聚就聚吧,能爱就爱吧!几十年之后,再好的电话、微信都不灵了,因为我们都已经不在服务区了!所以人要相互珍惜,因为每个人的时间都越來越短,可以争执,不要斗气,好好说话,相互理解!包容 !世上最经典的一句话就是:好好珍惜对你好的人,弄丢了,上百度也找不回来....人生就这几十年,尽量少留...全文: m.weibo ​
[Can can gather together, love is love! Decades later, again good telephone, WeChat are ineffective, because we are not in service area! So people want to cherish each other, because everyones time is shorter, can dispute, dont grudge, to talk, to understand each other! Tolerance! In the world the most classic sentence is cherish to you good people, lost, baidu also find dont come back... Life is this for decades, as far as possible to leave... The full text m. eibo]

老天最公平的事就是每个人一天都只有小时,关键是我们如何利用它^o^

优酷:
    酸汤鱼 不仅是贵州人餐桌上的挚爱,更是炎炎夏日必备的祛暑佳品。[馋嘴]其食材来自在稻田里鲜活生长的稻花鱼,搭配新鲜采摘的木姜子毛辣角,特殊秘方发酵的红酸,鲜味十足,酸爽的口感直接引爆味蕾,难怪贵州人都说:“宁可舍得家财,就舍不得酸汤。”#舌尖上的年##舌尖上的中国#第三季
...全文: m.weibo ​

[Sour soup fish is not only the love of guizhou people on the table, but summer necessary prompting fashionistas market. [available] its ingredients from fresh fish growth of paddy fields, on the field with freshly picked wood son hair hot Angle, special secret recipe of red acid fermentation, the flavour is dye-in-the-wood, the taste of acid bright detonated taste buds directly, it is no wonder that guizhou people say would rather willing to house, loathe to give up the sour soup. # # # in the tip of the tongue on the tip of the tongue on the Chinese # in the third quarter, < br >... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑:
    【震撼!北京八分钟来了!】随着五星红旗的升起,冬奥会终于进入北京时间!#平昌冬奥# 的闭幕式也终于迎来了北京八分钟!名来自北京体育大学的轮滑演员和个带着透明冰屏的智能机器人,象征着第届北京冬奥会。他们借助高科技实现的影像变换,在舞台上滑出漂亮的曲线轨迹,与智能机器人相映成趣,...全文: m.weibo ​
[【! The Beijing eight minutes to anymore! As the five-star red flag rising, winter has finally entered the Beijing time! # # pyeongchang games closing ceremony of the Beijing also came eight minutes! Roller skating actors from Beijing sports university and a transparent ice with the screen of intelligent robot, a symbol of the first session of the Beijing Olympics. They use technology to realize the image transformation, sliding out on stage beautiful curve track, and the intelligent robot set each other off becomes an interest,... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

优酷:
    #看喜剧上优酷# 在#欢乐喜剧人#的舞台上,不跟@宋小宝纯行货 站在一起的@一只小超越 似乎总是没有那么强的存在感,但这次…[允悲][允悲]因长相竟然被吐槽“让猴哥来上班”!!![笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]tREbMaI ​
[# watching comedy on youku # # # joy comedy people on stage, not pure trading station together with @ Song Xiaobao @ a little beyond always seems to be not so strong sense, but this time... [allow sad] [allow sad] for appearance was poking fun at let the Monkey King to come to work! !!!!! [laughing cry] [laughter cry] [laugh cry] tREbMaI]

微博汽车:
    #我与汽车的日常# 【孕妇大出血:公里个绿灯放行】月日,四川绵阳。一名怀孕六个月的孕妇大出血,急需送往公里外的医院抢救。交警为孕妇开辟绿色通道,将公里路个红绿灯全部调整为绿灯,原本近分钟的路程只用了分钟。因送医及时,该孕妇现在母子平安。(澎湃)tREZJJ ​...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # and my car daily green light 】 【 pregnant woman bleeding km months, mianyang in sichuan province. A massive hemorrhage from the six months of pregnancy, need sent to km outside the hospital. Traffic police open green channel of pregnant women, all km road traffic is adjusted for the green light, had nearly minutes took only a minute. Due to the hospital in time, the pregnant mother and son peace now. (those) tREZJJ... The full text m. eibo]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

微博搞笑排行榜:
    评论留下你最爱的表情包,大家交换一下 ___________________________ ​​​
[Comments to leave your favorite expression package, we discuss the ___________________________]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    请大家多夸我!我也多夸大家!你们都是最可爱的居居![爱你][爱你][爱你] ​
[Please everyone much praised me! I also more exaggerated home! You are the most lovely in the! Love you love you [] [] [] love you]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

优酷:
    康陵春饼 #舌尖上的中国#第三季 吃口春饼,春天还会远么?牛小腿内侧的金钱腱做成的酱牛肉,加上软嫩酥香的摊鸡蛋、香脆葱白、青翠豌豆苗,然后以香菜点缀,淋上甜面酱,最后由极具韧劲的五彩春饼包裹,咬一口唇齿生香。春饼虽小,却将整个春天尽收其中。#舌尖上的年#
tREbNhr ​

[Kang Ling ripening # # on the tip of the tongue of China in the third quarter, eat the ripening, can spring be far behind? Cattle crus inside money made sauce beef tendon, combined with tender crisp fragrance of scrambled eggs, crispy worship, green pea seedlings, garnish with coriander, pour the sweet sauce, and finally by a pitch extremely colorful ripening packages, bite lips color. Ripening is small, but it will be all the entire spring. # # on the tip of the tongue in < br > tREbNhr]

优酷:
    #看喜剧上优酷# 中国单口相声第一人@演员方清平 强势踢馆,最不服的就是@贾冰先生 ,并称曾与其“并列第一”?!看着台上的他张口即笑料,稳站舞台,看来其他喜剧人的压力确实应该很大了[黑线][黑线]tREbCFE ​
[# # watching comedy on youku Chinese stand-up first person @ actor Fang Qingping strong play pavilion, with most is @ Jia Bing Sir, saying its formerly tied for the first? ! Look at the stage of his mouth that joke, steady stage, it seems that other comedy pressure should really great blackblack tREbCFE]

青年时报:
    【昨夜钱塘江有人漂到江中央,民警救上来发现其双肩包里有两瓶白酒……】昨天晚上点分,钱江水上派出所接到市局指挥中心指令:在解放东路号钓鱼台宾馆外的钱塘江里有人溺水。江面上飘着细雨,升起了一层薄雾,能见度不高,邵祥宗和同事拿着强光电筒在江面上努力搜寻着,此时对讲机里传来消息:...全文: m.weibo ​
[The middle was floated last night, the qiantang river river, police found out the backpack 】 there are two bottles of liquor... Dotted yesterday evening, qianjiang water police station received city bureau command center instruction the liberation of east road, someone drowning in diaoyutai hotel outside of the qiantang river. Drizzle on the river, raised a layer of mist, visibility is not high, Shao Xiangzong and colleagues with a strong light flashlight on the river for hard, radio news at this time... The full text m. eibo]

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