微博搞笑排行榜：
有哪些句子，做到了言有尽而意无穷 ___________________________
[What are the sentences, do the words have meaning and endless ___________________________]
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金星：今天的巴黎真冷啊！但却是阳光明媚…和汉斯坐着巴黎的摩的😉哈哈哈
[Paris is really cold today! But it is sunny... 和汉斯坐着巴黎的摩的😉哈哈哈 ]
现代舞蹈家、上海金星舞蹈团艺术总监
魏晨：生日歌🎂🎵🎵🎵 tREzsFK
[生日歌🎂🎵🎵🎵 tREzsFK ]
新专辑《旅程》请支持 工作联系方式 经纪人：板板 @板板vivian 工作邮箱：wvivian@
思想聚焦：还没结婚的人问一个问题
已婚的朋友解答一下吧
[Unmarried person ask a question < br > married friend answer]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ
头条新闻：【刘少林：武大靖给我吓一跳啊！上来就很快…[哈哈]】赛后匈牙利选手刘少林接受记者采访。记者：“你觉得今天武大靖的表现怎么样？” 刘少林：“他给我吓一跳啊！上来就很快……” 哈哈哈，小伙子你普通话这么，小心裁判误认为你是中国人判你犯规啊[偷笑][偷笑]@中国之声 @朱宏源CNR
[【 shao-lin liu Wu Dajing gave me a fright! Come up soon... [ha ha]] after the Hungarian shao-lin liu told reporters. Reporter what do you think of Wu Dajing today? Shao-lin liu he gave me a fright! Come up soon... Ha, ha, ha, mandarin so you, young man, be careful the referee for you is a Chinese sentence you foul [laughing] [laughing] @ the voice of China @ Zhu Hongyuan CNR]
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豆瓣说：一句话证明你的大学在哪座城市，不许出现地名[二哈]
[Which city, the sentence prove your university is not allowed to appear place names ,]
嘻嘻
钱哥：外星人已经有男的中过了，那问题来了 安卓能不能中一回让我看看[ok]
[Aliens have man, in the question to the android can in time let me see [ok]]
带着粉丝发家致富
思想聚焦：时钟反着走，人们会觉得钟坏了而扔掉。
人也不要老回顾过去，要一直向前走！
——岛田洋七《佐贺的超级阿嬷》
[The clock to walk, people will think that the clock is broken and throw it away. < br > people dont look back, want to go straight ahead! < br > < br > - a virtual ocean seven super saga grandma]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ
孙坚：今天给你送祝福的人一定很多，我要做最后一个，因为这样这辈子最后都有我这个好朋友，好朋友一生一起走。@袁姗姗 生日快乐🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂
[Give you blessings must have a lot of today, I want to be the last one, because it finally in my life have I the good friend, good friends go life. @袁姗姗 生日快乐🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂 ]
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北京人不知道的北京事儿：韩国选手：哎呀，要摔倒了！死也要拉一个下水！！！妈呀，怎么摸到自己人了。。。
[South Korean contestant oh, to fall! Dead also want to pull a launching!!!!!! Mama ah, how to touch their own... ]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
这里是美国：所谓真的朋友，就是在你死后会照顾你的猫的那个人。——威廉·巴勒斯
[A true friend, is after the death of you the man who will take care of your cat. - William burroughs]
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俞彬_：分享图片
[Share photos]
No introduction
bearsun：晚安阿MO，晚安大家🌙
[晚安阿MO，晚安大家🌙 ]
我不懂摄影，我只是有爱！每天X张照片记录一只叫MOMO的猥琐萨摩狗（&猥琐主人）的点点滴滴，皮埃斯，我已经不是睡神了。。。
倪萍：正月初八，老倪了，人生已经开始迈向花甲之年。
这一天，和《等着我》说声再见。
年月日《等着我》开播，做了四年，相伴了四年，难说再见……
我当初接手的时候说只做两年，两年的任务早已完成，且完成得还可以。
我总是得往前走走，去拍电影，去画画，去写书……
盼着没有了我的《等着我》越
[On the eighth day, the old ni, life has begun to reach. < br > this day, and waiting for me to say goodbye. < br > (date) (month) (year) wait for me, for four years, the company for four years, hard to say goodbye... < br > said only doing when I first took over two years, two years task has been completed, and can also be done. < br > I always have to go for a walk, go to a movie, to draw, to write a book... < br > looking forward to wait for me, without me more]
主持人、演员
tango2010：#Tango一会儿一画# WiFi
[# Tango a picture # WiFi for a while]
忙碌广告人。。。
延参法师：一切皆禅，真心不昧
[Everything is zen, really not]
作家
江宁婆婆：这两天都在说舌尖各种各样的问题，我连看了四集，发现这个吧，问题是很多，但是核心问题是：
它里面的菜和做法是怎么看都真的不好吃啊。[跪了]
[Said the two days in all sorts of problems with the tip of the tongue, I saw four sets, find the right, the problem is many, but the core question is < br > it food and it is what all dont really delicious. [the] on my hands and knees]
婆婆是大家叫的，本人已婚男。 也可关注微信号：jnpopo
慕寒mio：大西洋的最后一滴眼泪，美丽而冻人[偷笑]
[The last drop of tears in the Atlantic, beautiful and frozen [laugh]]
简单生活。||约歌请发mhagent@||基本不看私信箱
新周刊：我的天空里没有太阳，总是黑夜，但并不暗，因为有东西代替了太阳。虽然没有太阳那么明亮，但对我来说已经足够。凭借着这份光，我便能把黑夜当成白天。（By 东野奎吾 《白夜行》）晚安，各位。图zandraart
[There was no sun in my sky, is always the night, but not dark, because there are things instead of the sun. Although there is no the sun so bright, but enough for me. Depending on the light, I will take the night as the day. (By tolo KuiWu white night line) good night, everybody. Figure zandraart]
《新周刊》，“中国最新锐的生活方式周刊”，创办于年月日，二十一年猛进，已成为中国社会变迁最敏锐的观察者与记录者。新媒体合作邮箱： neweeklyteam@
梨视频：【岁“单身女王”渴望爱情：我想要的是对爱情绝对的忠诚[哆啦A梦吃惊]】福建岁的音子一直以来都是单身，她渴望爱情和婚姻，但不妥协，希望找到纯粹、绝对忠诚的另一半。她说，婚姻只是一道加分题，而非必选题。#这个春节我相亲# tREZPmjs
[The old queen single longing for love, I want to look at the absolute loyalty to the love [doraemon surprised]] at the age of fujian sound child has always been A single, her desire for love and marriage, but not compromise, hoping to find pure, absolutely loyal partner. She said, marriage is just a bonus, rather than the subject. # # this Spring Festival I dating tREZPmjs]
［视频报料邮箱］：yishou@pearvideo；［自媒体入驻网址］：pearvideojoin
CNU_blank：最满足的，就是跟周围的人保持这种水平的交往：不是太久，也不是太亲近。——约翰·麦克纳尔蒂
[Meet the most, is to keep this level of interaction with the people around you not too long, not too close. - John McNulty]
优秀视觉艺术图片分享｜中国视觉联盟（cnu.cc）
咸贵人：喜欢一个人是“顾不上”。顾不上其他人怎么想，顾不上世界是怎么看，顾不上逻辑要怎么安排，出招顺序要怎么优先，甚至有些顾不上你怎么想。说到底，喜欢是冲动。冲动到希望生命和你出现交点，盼望心有灵犀，一旦出现默契，哪怕是假象，粉身碎骨也值了。
[Love a person is helping. Helping others how to think to is how to see in the world, and how to arrange to logic, pushing the order how to give priority to, what do you think is even. After all, love is the impulse. Impulse to hope for intersection point in life with you, looking forward to heart, once appear, the tacit understanding, even if it is false, death also value. ]
我还没放弃，请你也一定要加油。（公微订阅号ID：xianguiren
银教授：韩国裁判这么阴，需要对症下药，推荐他们服用洁尔阴。
[South Korean referee Yin, so need to suit the remedy to the case, recommend them taking JieErYin. ]
先别取关，万一好笑呢？
Eleven11dream：所谓人生就是这副样子，一如植物的种子被不期而至的风吹走，我们在偶然的大地上彷徨。
——村上春树
[The so-called life is this way, as the seeds of plants by unexpectedly blown away, we hesitate in accidental on the earth. < br > < br > - haruki murakami]
艺术+
石川佳纯Kasumi-chan：tREZs
[特雷]
乒乓球队员🏓️
阅读手册：频率不同
说再多
也是言不由衷
[Different frequency said < br > < br > more is disingenuous]
在这里寻找片刻的安静。QQ
我是马男Bojack：明天醒来，你会得到一个特别特别好的消息[耶]
[Wake up tomorrow, you will get a very very good news [and]]
我叫波杰克，我在努力做好……广告合作QQ联系：
电影工厂：#舌尖上的中国第三季#开播以来，片中出现了许多美食，为了展现大好河山与美食之间的自洽与融合，想必导演组费了不少心思。比如其中的仙居，就像一副淡雅却又意境悠远的中国山水画，不止养胃，而且养心~
[# on the tip of the tongue of China in the third quarter, # premiere, hence a lot of food, in order to show good things and self consistency and integration between food, directors must cost a lot of thought. Such as the xianju, like a pair of elegant and artistic conception of Chinese landscape painting and long, nourishing the stomach, and yangxin ~]
主营：炮制各种影视动漫花边，推荐影视精品！
Houson猴姆：要萌一起萌！Gus Kenworthy和小浣熊的最新自拍~~[爱你][亲亲]
[To sprout sprout together! Gus Kenworthy and small raccoons latest take ~ ~ love you [] [kiss]]
这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！
譚詠麟AlanTam：今天初七人日本想入七球應節，但事與願違⋯⋯竟然做了初九才想做的事！今晚🤪左右腳連頭都幫得手！
[Today Japan wants to enter the seventh people section seven goals should be, made them instead... Was the ninth want to do! 今晚🤪左右脚连头都帮得手！ ]
香港 藝人
大爱猫咪控：这只小猫咪太可爱了！ tREzFhlI
[The little cat is really cute! tREzFhlI]
每日分享可爱小猫咪。。。爱猫人士，都关注了@大爱猫咪控
黄生看金融：有谁在等我发文章？出来冒个泡！
[Who is waiting for me to send the article? Take a bubble! ]
这是本人唯一微博账号，从不荐股，其余皆为冒充，敬请识别。
琦殿：我其实不讨厌过春节的。小时候只知道抢红包，这几年才知道走的每一步有多少人在后面帮扶。今年发红包的时候我很开心，说的吉祥话都是心里话。谢谢，辛苦，吃糖，幸福。不好意思说的感谢，因为有了节日而变得自然。春节好啊，真的，春节就是我的感恩节。
[I dont hate to celebrate Spring Festival. When I was a child only know grab a red envelope, this a few years to know how many people are there in each step of the support behind it. Red envelopes full of cash this year when I was very happy, said auspicious words are the truth. Thank you, hard, eat sugar, happiness. Embarrassed to say thank you, because of the holiday and become natural. The Spring Festival, good, really, the Spring Festival is my Thanksgiving Day. ]
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京城第一母老虎：，基本完事了。，我感觉好像没啥大事儿，再观望一下吧。，态度挺好的。，我以后不会管任何闲事了。
[, basic afterward. , I felt as if nothing big deal, have a look again. , the attitude is quite good. , I later will ignore any business. ]
脾气不好
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