[酷][舔屏][憧憬][坏笑][阴险][笑而不语][偷笑]
[[cool] [lick screen] [hope] [laugh] [insidious] [smiling without a word] [laugh]]
小野妹子学吐槽：人类所说的“休息日”包括以下三种：
.功能型休息日：打扫积满灰尘的房间；洗净攒到成山的衣物；烹饪一顿像样的晚餐；约会久未谋面的老友；陪伴在家等你的爸妈；出席朋友组织的聚会；参加义工组织的活动...
.疯玩型休息日：起早出门登山看海；熬夜游戏肝到天亮；过山车上哭爹喊娘；KTV里猛飙高音；酒...全文： m.weibo
[Human calls a day off includes the following three kinds < br > functional day off clean dusty room; Wash the saving to the mountain of clothes; To cook a decent meal; Dating long-lost friends; Accompany the parents at home waiting for you; To attend a friend party organization; To attend the activities of the volunteer organization... < br >. Wild type rest day morning go out hiking to see the sea; Stay up late game liver through the night; On a roller coaster cry dad shouted niang; In the KTV fierce shoots; Wine... The full text m. eibo]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
微博搞笑排行榜：今晚，我们一起#追随更好的自己# tRamG
[Tonight, we together better yourself # tRamG # to follow]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
优酷：#锋味##邓紫棋# 新西兰——一个景色自带滤镜的国家，仙气缭绕的温泉、高耸群山和令人陶醉的峡谷……除了美景，美食更是不可或缺的元素，从烤肉、巨型海胆到奶油水果，这么多的美食，难怪我们的吃货棋@GEM鄧紫棋 吃的完全停不下来[二哈]快跟上谢大厨@锋味 的脚步逛吃逛吃新西兰[舔屏]优酷君看饿了...全文： m.weibo
[# feng flavor # # # Deng Zi chess in New Zealand - a view state of the filter, dust cloud of hot springs, towering mountains and intoxicating canyon... In addition to beauty, food is an indispensable element, from the barbecue, giant sea urchins to cream fruit, so much of the food, it is no wonder that our version is @ the GEM Deng Zi chess completely stop eating ha] [two fast to keep up with chef @ xie feng flavor in the footsteps of going to eat around New Zealand [lick screen] youku jun see hungry... The full text m. eibo]
冷笑话精选：然后迷路了[二哈]
[And then lost ,]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
冷笑话精选：回味！@温程越大哥：刷多少遍都不会腻！太好看了！
[Aftertaste! Brush @ WenCheng the eldest brother how many times will not be bored with! Is too good-looking!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：@羊总之花菜炒蟹战斗力，是打出来的
[@ sheep in short cauliflower Fried crab, is playing out]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
猫扑：转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
但斌：奇葩！@小僧-不戒这也能偷？@烈枫丢刘强东的脸，公路都偷！[汗]
[Wonderful work! @ the little monk - bujie also can steal this? @ maple lose the face of liu, roads are stolen! [Mr Khan]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
玩转instagram：奶茶控[馋嘴]
[Milk tea control [available]]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
但斌：@涌乐泉私募证券投资基金转发微博
[@ chung LeQuan forwarding microblogging private equity securities investment funds]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@大道平淡平安[摊手]@上官宏植：上几百家轻轻松松，退一家比登天难
[Insipid peace [stand hand] @ @ avenue ShangGuanHongZhi hundreds of easily on a difficult than ascend heaven]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@好脾气我认为这个产品会有市场，@新松机器人SIASUN 可以考虑购买这个专利@好脾气刷马桶机器人[good]感觉会有越来越多的机器人会被开发出来
[@ good temper, I think this product will have a market, SIASUN @ SIASUN robot can consider buying the patent @ good temper toilet robot [good] feel there will be more and more robots will be developed]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@邱武平回复@故事里的酒馆今年实现销售亿，以后的日子不会不好过，不好过的是别人！@故事里的酒馆回复@邱武平对，今年的去化必须要达到历史最高。不然往后的日子会很难。@邱武平那就降吧。@高吸低抛很容易：价格没有风险！关键是监管部门要求降低质押数量！呵呵。
[@ Qiu Wuping reply @ story in the pub in the sales of the year, later will not difficult, difficult is others! @ tavern reply @ Qiu Wuping story for, to change to a record high this year. Otherwise the future will be very hard. @ Qiu Wuping drop it for you. @ high prices low suction cast is easy there is no risk! The key is to reduce regulatory requirements pledge number! Ha ha.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：不会直接元以下，天，退市吧[挤眼]@癸水润戊：强平给谁？都TM跌停了没成交了，只能算银行坏帐了
[Not less than RMB directly, day, delisting [eye] @ decyl water embellish e strong ping to whom? All TM drop stop not clinch a deal, is only the bank bad debts]
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猫扑：【心酸！清洁工连续年没回家过年：孩子“生气记仇”，不肯叫“妈妈”[泪]】上海火车站一位来自安徽的保洁阿姨，她有两个孩子，夫妻俩都在火车站工作。一个月赚的她，为了不被辞退，已连续年没回家过年。赚的钱自己不用都寄给了孩子们。可儿子觉得父母不关心自己了，甚至不肯叫她“妈妈”。[悲伤]...全文： m.weibo
[[sad! Cleaners consecutive years didnt come home for the holiday children angry bear grudges, to call mom [tears]] a Shanghai railway station from anhui province cleaning aunt, she has two children, husband and wife both work in the railway station. Her a month, in order not to get fired, consecutive years didnt come home for the holiday. Earn money you dont have sent it to the children. But the son think that parents dont care about oneself, even refused to call her mom. [sad]... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
优酷：恭喜@摩卡先森的果子狸V 等名用户获得【手机壳】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公证链接：tRSQimd
[Congratulations to @ the civets V of mocha, first user so as to obtain the following 】. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRSQimd]
但斌：@Tiger-快消猎头-深圳海岳咨询#快消动态# 海天！
[@ Tiger - fast disappear headhunters - shenzhen sea yue advisory # # fast dynamic elimination Haitian.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@前海开源杨德龙[嘻嘻]@小龙禅非常同意，很少人这样认同。。。春节前的任务就是调仓换股，坚定卖掉高估值小盘股和绩差股，换入优质白马股。市场的资金在向优质白马股倾斜，这种倾斜是很难改变的
[@ sea before open source de-long Yang xi xi @ xiao zen is very agree, few such identity... Task before the Spring Festival is the warehouse in stock, determined to sell high valuation and quality stocks small cap stocks, in high quality white horse. Market in inclined to high quality white strands of funds, the tilt is hard to change]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
angelababy：我来开奖啦～恭喜你们！我怕三十晚上的祝福太多，初一的鞭炮太吵，先给大家拜个早年吧[太开心] tRSHEQT
[I to the lottery ~ congratulations! Thirty night blessing I am afraid of too much, the first of firecrackers is too noisy, you worship a early first to tRSHEQT [quite happy]]
一个爱大笑的文艺青年😁😁🎉🎉 工作邮箱：abstudio@vip. 或 kim@gmail
新浪汽车：#大爱燃擎# 汽车公益年度计划，以责任之心践公益之行，期待[心][心][心]
[# # love with public annual plan for the car, to the trip to the heart of the practice of public responsibility, expecting [heart] [heart] [heart]]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：优酷“大脑论战”今晚开战，三场大战场场惊险！“生死存亡”之时，@最强大脑闵锐 这招“乾坤大挪移”堪称绝杀！这场没有硝烟的战争，究竟谁能称霸“大脑”？ 今晚，优酷#最强大脑#给你答案！#优酷最强大脑#@最强大脑杨英豪 @最强大脑郭小舟 @最强大脑徐萌 @最强大脑常峻硕 @最强大脑郑书豪
[Youku brain controversy tonight, three big battle games breathtaking! Survival, the strongest @ MinRui brain It a big move is dead! The war of no gunpowder smoke, who can dominate the brains? Tonight, youku strongest brain # # to give you the answer! # youku strongest brain strongest cerebrum strongest Yang Yinghao @ # @ Guo Xiaozhou @ the strongest cerebrum charmaine xu @ the strongest Chang Junshuo @ the strongest Zheng Shuhao brain]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【奇葩小偷“盗走”米公路惊呆民警 获利余元[吃惊]】太怪了！近米的水泥路面竟然“不翼而飞”，村民以为是施工方要重修道路，经警方调查却发现是被盗贼挖走的！月日，这起离奇案件惊呆了办案民警↓↓图集↓↓tRSTihs
[The exotic flower thief police road stolen m astonished Profit of more than RMB [surprised]] too strange! Nearly meters of cement pavement was missing, construction of the villagers thought is to rebuild roads, the police investigation found that were thieves steal! June , stunned by the bizarre case the policemen left left atlas left left tRSTihs down down down down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
一块去旅行：雪中的波士顿，如梦如幻
[Snow in Boston, dreaming]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
但斌：谢谢[心][鲜花][作揖]
[Thank you [heart] [flowers] [bowing]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：#文化守夜人#（中国合伙人里）成东青被美国大使馆拒签后大喊“美国人民需要我”，依然被拒；马爷的女同事曾被拒签次，说了一句话后居然通过了。从古至今，这本小小的“通关密函”背后也有许多传奇的故事，本期节目马爷@马未都 为你讲述护照和签证的前世今生，顺便揭秘美国拒签的套路。...全文： m.weibo
[Night watchman # # culture (Chinese partner) into the east green been refused a visa for the U.S. embassy after Shouting the American people need me, still was rejected; Ma ye female colleague had been refused a visa time, said a words after passed. Historically, this little secret letter customs clearance, there are also many legendary story behind this program ma ye @ ma did not about passport and visa for you all men are mortal, by the way, could you reveal the visa. ... The full text m. eibo]
东方航空：#MU大视野# 周五的晚上，我也想来一个这样的泡泡浴~[小黄人剪刀手]tRQCtJWI
[# # MU view on Friday evening, I also want to such a bubble bath ~ [yellow people scissorhands] tRQCtJWI]
中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海，是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年，以原东航集团公司为主体，在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合，东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主，通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。
汽车之家：#夜福利#实用而不失优雅，捷豹XF Sportbrake~
[# # night welfare practical and elegant, jaguar XF Sportbrake ~]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
但斌：@交易老手本周连续大跌，看看老美历史上回报最好的个股票，看看行业，也许对大家有所启示！ @任仁雄美国崛起抵御苏联，竟然靠的是一根香烟和一瓶啤酒？（菲利普莫里斯生产万宝路香烟和米勒啤酒、“中国崛起赶超美国，难道要靠一瓶白酒？”）[污] @闲来一坐s话投资投资有时与当道德卫士...全文： m.weibo
[@ veteran trader continuous plunged this week, take a look at the old beauty in the history of the best stock returns, look at the industry, perhaps some enlightenment to everybody! @ Ren Renxiong rise of the United States against the Soviet union, was on a cigarette and a bottle of beer? (Philip morris, marlboro cigarettes and miller beer production, Chinas rise is to catch up with the United States, dont want to rely on a bottle of white wine? ) [pollution] @ idle to sit s investment investment and sometimes when moral guardians... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@闲来一坐s话投资投资有时与当道德卫士无关[哈哈]@任仁雄 [哈哈] tRifgmN @寻找价值的小兵[允悲] tRiyDb @任仁雄美国崛起抵御苏联，竟然靠的是一根香烟和一瓶啤酒？（菲利普莫里斯生产万宝路香烟和米勒啤酒、“中国崛起赶超美国，难道要靠一瓶白酒？”）[污]
[Sometimes @ idle to sit s investment investment has nothing to do with when moral guardiansha ha @ Ren Renxiong (ha ha) tRifgmN @ to find the value of the batman [allow sad] tRiyDb @ Ren Renxiong rise of the United States against the Soviet union, was on a cigarette and a bottle of beer? (Philip morris, marlboro cigarettes and miller beer production, Chinas rise is to catch up with the United States, dont want to rely on a bottle of white wine? ) [pollution]]
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优酷：#疯狂夺金# 加入态度题战斗的优酷君，今天一直都在赢钱呢[酷] 大家拿到多少钱？ 看到大家的答案，着实让人惊讶了一把，胸柿炒鸡蛋加糖险胜不加糖[二哈]相亲大多数人不AA[费解]，异地恋居然惨过单身狗？？[good] 快快休息一下，明天继续战斗！点到点，每个整点开场，一题分钱！入口：优酷app疯狂夺...全文： m.weibo
[Crazy gold # # to join attitude problem combat youku, today have been win money [cool] how much money you get? See all the answers, really surprising that a pair of, chest persimmon scrambled eggs with sugar narrow victory without sugar [two ha] to most of people dont AA [difficult], LDR incredibly bad single dog?? [good] come to have a rest, tomorrow continue to fight! Point to point, each opening the hour, a penny! Entry youku app crazy away... The full text m. eibo]
但斌：@大道平淡平安是这个理儿[爱你]@俱乐部在行动：躲得过初一躲不过初五[doge]
[@ avenue insipid peace is the every love you @ club in action away from had the first but the fifth [doge]]
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新浪汽车：#新浪年度车#新浪年度车颁奖盛典昨日在北京圆满落幕！[心]最终三项大奖的获得者分别是→年度进口车型奖：保时捷Panamera；年度合资车型奖：华晨宝马全新BMW 系；年度自主车型奖：WEY VV。我们一起来回顾一下吧↓↓ tRSCjkC
[# sina annual car # sina annual awards in Beijing yesterday ended! [heart] final threes awards are respectively - > import car of the year award porsche eve; Joint venture car of the year award new BMW brilliance BMW department; Independent car of the year award WEY VV. Lets review together left left tRSCjkC down]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：#看歌手来优酷#我是歌手 终于等到你！花花@华晨宇yu 霸气开唱，这首《齐天》作为他在#歌手#舞台的第一次亮相，无疑是成功的，他让现场欢呼沸腾，每一次演唱都带给观众不一样的体验，这首歌难度不小，花花完美而出色地完成了，为你骄傲！#歌手华晨宇#
tRSpqxc
[# see singer to youku # Im a singer finally wait until you! Flower flower @ brilliance, yu yu domineering concert, the first monkey as his first appearance in the # # singer stage, is undoubtedly a success, he let the scene cheering boiling, every sing different experience to the audience, this song is difficult, flower flower perfect and well finished, proud of you! # # singer brilliance yu < br > tRSpqxc]
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