ZAKER:
#ZAKER早安# 你再不来,我要下雪了。——木心
[# good morning ZAKER # you dont come, Im going to snow. Wood heart -]
传递价值资讯:myzaker
回复@水瓶南瓜汤要看有多少人?二十人以下都方便。如果四五十人苏梅岛方便。但是英式贵族管家服务。私有海滩。费用要高一些@水瓶南瓜汤回复@薛蛮子想问一下薛老,是您京都的民宿还是苏梅岛的民宿更适合做年会或团建?
[Reply @ bottle pumpkin soup to see how many people? Under people are convenient. If people koh samui is convenient. But British aristocratic butler service. Private beach. Costs are higher @ bottle pumpkin soup reply @ xue xue barbarian want to ask the old, is the home stay facility or koh samui you Kyoto convention or an home stay facility is more suitable for do?]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一薛蛮子:
报名极为火爆,看起来京都三期又要秒杀了。苏梅一期是新鲜的海边一线别墅项目自己的海滩,感兴趣来的朋友真不少。我苏梅岛全家冬天去度假已经一连五年了。真的是度假胜地,@薛蛮子这回应该可以加上了。一天就报名了数百人。
[Registration is very hot, it seems that the Kyoto phase want to seconds kill again. Our first phase is the fresh sea line own beach villa project, interested friends a lot. The winter vacation koh samui my family has five years in a row. Is really a resort, @ xue barbarian this time should be able to add. Sign up for hundreds of people a day.]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一吴昕:
#吴昕米兰时装周# 第二天,HOGAN [耶][耶][耶]
[# # xin wu milan fashion week, the second day, HOGAN [and] [the] [and]]
工作事宜,请发邮件至lostwater@金山夜话博主:
#YY直播# 围观【她为什么失恋啦?】,和我一起搞事情,就等你啦,上YY 陪你一起么么哒! tREZLv @YY直播
[# # YY live onlookers 【 why she brokenhearted? , and I did things together, will be waiting for you, with you on YY yao yao da! TREZLv @ YY live]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家新沐sunshine:
第二个片段没印象
[The second clip no impression]
凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航微博搞笑排行榜:
有哪些句子,做到了言有尽而意无穷 ___________________________
[What are the sentences, do the words have meaning and endless ___________________________]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗新沐sunshine:
🙄️中指@希西卡酱[摊手]无Fuck说...
[🙄️中指@希西卡酱[摊手]无Fuck说...]
凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航优酷:
舌尖 食养 #舌尖上的中国#第三季第集正片上线啦~[喵喵]今天安利的食养菜品泥萌都get了么?滋阴润肺、助消化枣泥山药糕,治疗痰火咳嗽的五汁膏、富含胶原蛋白的“花胶养颜汤”,每一道食养的美味,都在为身体健康保驾护航。话不多说,优酷君也要赶快去食养一番惹~tREzBePs
[The tip of the tongue nourishment # # in the third quarter, Chinas first set on the tip of the tongue feature online ~ [meow] amways pet food items of mud get today? Ziyin runfei, helping digestion jujube paste yam cakes, five for the treatment of cough phlegm fire juice cream, rich in collagen flower beauty soup, every eat a delicious, escort for a healthy body. Few words said, youku jun also want to go to eat to raise a ~ tREzBePs]
新浪汽车:
#出行生活#【离别的车站:阿姨抹泪直哭,父母年纪大了,我想儿子[悲伤]】渝北火车北站,一位阿姨在抹眼泪,她感慨:火车票怎么这么难买啊。大妈每年春节都要从深圳回来陪父母过节,两位老人已经八十多岁了,见不到儿子也让她的伤心更添一重。在和孩子、父母都通过话后,她准备提着行李去候车厅睡一宿等...全文: m.weibo
[# # travel life 【 parting station aunt wiped tears straight cry, older parents, I want to son [sad]] YuBei train north station, an aunt in tears, she regrets train ticket how so difficult to buy. Aunt every year Spring Festival come back from shenzhen with his parents, two old man is more than eighty years old, see son also more add a heavy grief to her. After, parents and children are through the words, she is going to carry the luggage to go someplace to sleep a night, etc... The full text m. eibo]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。猫扑:
【高晓松被后躁郁症女孩“治愈”之路打动:这是我听过最好的演讲】一位高三时患躁郁症的女孩,在#奇葩大会#上讲述患病及治愈经历打动全场!她说:“哪怕在你最脆弱,最绝望的时候,都不要忘了自己的内心,仍旧埋藏着一种无比强大的力量。”希望大家都能看看这段演讲,了解躁郁症患者的内心世界。他们...全文: m.weibo
[After gao was bipolar girl cure road to impress this is the best speech I have ever heard of a bipolar disorder in senior girl, in the # # conference about the exotic disease and cure experience by full! She said even when you are at your most vulnerable, the most desperate time, dont forget to my mind, still buried an immensely powerful strength. I hope everyone can look at the speech, to understand the hearts of patients with bipolar disorder. They... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:新浪新闻客户端:
站进去拍是会有多美吗[摊手][黑线]
[Standing in pat will is how beautiful [stand hand] [black line]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端小浪同学爱吐槽:
【真是醉了!游客爬到龙门石窟洞内搔首拍照[黑线]】月日,洛阳龙门石窟景区有几个游客竟然攀爬到洞窟内拍照,令人气愤。工作人员称,当天游客量特别大,他们趁机翻越栏杆拍照,之后被保安制止。目前没有对文物造成损伤。tREzzRCu @微辣Video
[【 really drunk! Visitors climb to longmen grottoes hole to scratch the first photo (black line)] month day, luoyang longmen grottoes scenic spot a few visitors climb to take photos, cave is outrageous. Staff said that the visitors, particularly large them the chance to climb over the rail, by the security guard after stop. There is no damage of cultural relics. TREzzRCu @ spicy Video]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。优酷:
颁花仪式上,武大靖沉稳大气登上领奖台,手指国旗,让世界看见——我,刷新世界纪录、奥运会记录的冠军来自中国!这枚来之不易的金牌,既是中国短道速滑队的自我证明,更是我们对竞技体育的态度——尊重规则,用实力说话!#来优酷看冬奥##冬奥会#
tREzgGq
[Award ceremony, Wu Dajing composed atmosphere podium, finger flag, let the world see - I, refresh the champion of the world record and Olympic record from China! This hard-won gold MEDALS, is Chinas short track speed skating team proved itself, but our attitude, respect the rules of competitive sports, with strength to talk! # to youku to see the games # # # winter games < br > tREzgGq]
冷笑话精选:
很重要@贴吧君有更好的平台@我的极品评论为了遇见更好的人 不一样的圈子@mariehates_you长大了才知道进好学校真的很重要 身边的人档次都完全不一样
[Important @ post bar you have a better platform @ my best comments in order to meet better person different @ mariehates_you grew up just know the circle into a good school is really important class is completely different to the man beside him]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!冷笑话精选:
很丧@约莫是个买书人_我能对谁摘下面具呢?谁又能不能对我摘下你的面具呢?
[Very lost @ about a customers _ to whom I can take off the mask? Who can take off your mask to me?]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!优酷:
#舌尖上的中国#第三季中所说的药食同源观念在中国流传已久,屏南人把乡野草药融入日常饭食就成了食养良方[微风]夏日食用败酱草小肠汤进行清热解毒,秋季则食用秋牡蒿嫩鸭可抗干燥,冬季和春季也有着不同的食养方法,一边熬夜一边养生的胖友们,快拿起小本本记下~[笑而不语]#舌尖上的年#
...全文: m.weibo
[# # on the tip of the tongue of China in the third quarter of the medicine food homology ideas spread already a long time in China, the countryside herbs into their daily meals pingnan person became nourishment for [wind] edible defeat sauce summer grass small intestine soup with qingrejiedu, autumn autumn, edible negundo artemisia tender duck can be resistant to dry, winter and spring also have different methods of food to raise the fat friends of preserve ones health while staying up late, quick take a small notebook to write down ~ [smiling without a word] # # on the tip of the tongue in < br >... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家:
#晚安家人# 这个假期你是胖了还是瘦了?几斤?
[# # good night family this holiday are you fat or thin? A few jins? ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。玩转instagram:
想要尝遍世界各地的冰淇淋🍦
[想要尝遍世界各地的冰淇淋🍦 ]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)ZAKER:
#深夜ZAKER# 知世故而不世故才是最善良的成熟。——徐晓《半生为人》
[# the night ZAKER# known world but not sophisticated is the most kind mature. - Xu Xiao half man]
传递价值资讯:myzaker冷笑话精选:
服气[哆啦A梦吃惊]@纯良英俊的笑了笑图!这是蒋欣吧!脸好小,瘦又美啊[泪][泪]@全国帅逼代表图二我死了!!@万事屋纸纸酱天啊 刘亦菲真的太美啦@娱乐大魔王老天爷赏饭吃[跪了][跪了]
[Beside the [doraemon surprised] @ virtuous handsome smile figure! This is a rulu!!!! Beauty face good small, thin [tears] [] tears @ the handsome forced representative figure I die!! @ all the house of paper paper jam my god it is so beautiful! L @ entertainment big Lord god reward food] [kneeling] [kneeling]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!冷笑话精选:
转需[并不简单]@请叫我Laughing姐马@屌絲打分蜻蜓隊長先存着@神洋无道相日本🐴@风吹丁丁响当当存存存!!!
[转需[并不简单]@请叫我Laughing姐马@屌丝打分蜻蜓队长先存着@神洋无道相日本🐴@风吹丁丁响当当存存存!!!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!优酷:
当归生姜羊肉汤,源于东汉医圣张仲景的食养圣品,不仅有补虚驱寒的功效,松化质地,解放肌理的羊肉,更是入口即化~[鼓掌]在搭配上食养价值的生姜、当归,气运血行!@李艾 艾姐一定要学会哟~工作之余,也要注意身体哈![爱你]食材包就包在优酷君身上了~#舌尖上的中国#第三季#舌尖上的年#
...全文: m.weibo
[Angelica root ginger mutton soup, comes from the eastern han dynasty medical sage nourishment SAN zhang zhongjing article, not only have the effect of tonify deficiency cold, loose texture, texture of mutton liberation, but also melt in your mouth ~ [applause.] nourishment value on the collocation of ginger, angelica, fate blood line! @ ai YiJie must learn yo ~ of the job, also want to pay attention to the body! Love you [] food package bag on youku jun ~ # # # in the third quarter, China on the tip of the tongue on the tip of the tongue in # < br >... The full text m. eibo]
新摄影网:
佳能即将打来的另一款入门级单反新机D外观照及部分规格曝光。新机将采用万像素APS-C画幅CMOS,搭配DIGIC +处理器,ISO-,配备英寸显示屏,可拍摄全高清视频,内置Wi-Fi。新机机身尺寸. × . × . mm,自重 g。
[Canon is calling the other a entry-level DSLR, new D exposure outside view and some specifications. New machine will use the pixel format CMOS APS - C, tie-in DIGIC + processor, ISO -, equipped with inch screen, can be taken full hd video, built-in wi-fi. Xinji fuselage size. *. *. Mm, weight of g. ]
全球影像资讯、数码相机新闻、实用摄影教程...冷笑话精选:
狗子很委屈[允悲]@贴吧娘[允悲][允悲]@橄榄橄榄橄榄球凤舞九天,音乐工厂,跳舞大典带给你[作揖][doge]诶嘛笑死我了@神奇海螺whhhhh杀马特不适合养狗@刘一杭三三哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@把你逼紧哈哈哈哈哈
[Dog son very grievance [allow sad] @ tieba niang [allow sad] [allow sad] @ olive olive rugby phoenix dance nine days, music factory, dance ceremony brings you [bowing] [doge]! Lol @ magic conch WHHHHH killed matt isnt suitable for a dog @ Liu Yihang three three ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ drive you ha ha ha ha ha]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!优酷:
中国队男子米接力亚军,赛后接受采访,(划重点:)任子威耿直说到:非常激动嘛,最后一棒特别激动,韩国人摔倒的时候,就我一个中国人在那儿喊……#来优酷看冬奥##冬奥会#
tREzLE
[China mens relay runners-up, in an interview after the game, (highlight) to all straight says very excited, the last great special excitement, south Korean people fall, as far as Im a Chinese there Shouting... # to youku to see the games # # # winter games < br > tREzLE]
但斌:
回复@aillis丽丽[微笑]@aillis丽丽珍惜生活身边的一切事物,人生也不过如此,体验生活、享受生活。
[Reply @ aillis lili [smiles] @ aillis lili cherish side of all things in life, life is just so so, experience life, enjoy life.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
回复@生于忧患_死于安乐[作揖]@生于忧患_死于安乐不但要废止计划生育,还要取消少民各种加分优惠政策,淡化民族差异。扶贫以地区为宜,所有民族一视同仁。抓紧处理三非外国人长期非法滞留问题,尤其以广州黑人为甚。
[Reply @ prosperity _ die [bowing] @ prosperity _ die not only family planning will be scrapped, and cancel all kinds of preferential policies for less people, dilute ethnic differences. Poverty areas as appropriate, all ethnic groups equally. To deal with three than foreigners illegally problem for a long time, especially of guangzhou black.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人冷笑话精选:
哈哈哈哈太秀了[笑cry]@枫文字:哈哈哈,被逼到说人话[允悲][允悲]
[Ha ha ha ha too show [laugh cry] @ maple ha, ha, ha, was forced to say people [allow sad] [allow sad]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!知乎:
如果你不主动找我,我也不会主动找你👉tREzuyE
[如果你不主动找我,我也不会主动找你👉tREzuyE ]
发现更大的世界新浪汽车:
#我的春运#【游客滞留海口无法上班,担心被开除:钱花完了!就想快点走[喵喵]】海口因大雾天气停航,造成严重塞车。大年初七,上班族已陆续上班,大批被滞留的旅客却无法赶回。重庆一名游客在海口被堵到崩溃,因无法回重庆担心被开除:就想快点走![允悲]tREwUpY
[# # I travel [tourists stranded haikou is unable to go to work, worry about being fired money spent! Just want to hurry to walk [meow]] haikou grounded by fog weather, causing serious traffic jam. Big NianChuQi, workers have to work, a large number of stranded passengers cant back. Chongqing, a tourist in haikou stuck to collapse, unable to return to chongqing worry be fired just want to hurry to walk! [allow sad] tREwUpY]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。小野妹子学吐槽:
又是韩国架起中日友好桥梁系列...本来是在岛国关注较少的短道速滑项目,因为这些天的诡异判罚、奇葩结果,岛国网民也都坐不住了,纷纷开启吐槽模式,有的义愤填膺,有的一脸懵比...感觉这已经和国界无关了,这是有良知的人都会有的共识啊[允悲][允悲][允悲]
[And South Korea series can help build a bridge of china-japan friendship... Would have been less attention in the islands short track speed skating, because these days strange decision, as a result, the exotic island netizens also sit not to live, have open speech patterns, some angry, some a face of meng than... Has nothing to do this already and border, this is a person with a conscience will some consensus ah [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。微博搞笑排行榜:
扎心了哈哈哈哈哈 @一一是个神奇的物种 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 @郑翠花儿 生动形象 tREznoGy
[The heart ha ha ha ha ha @ one by one is a magical species ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ tREznoGy zheng cui flower vivid image]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗优酷:
武大靖与李琰教练相拥庆祝,武大靖冠军,李琰教练终于笑了!多少情绪多少激动都在这拥抱里释放,太不容易了。感谢李琰教练和整个教练组的辛苦付出、感谢武大靖勇往直前的不负所望! 你们是最棒的!#来优酷看冬奥##冬奥会#
tREzniI
[And Wu Dajing embracing Li Yan coach to celebrate, Wu Dajing champion, Li Yan coach finally smile! How many how much passion release in this hug, it is not easy. Thank Li Yan manager and the coaching staffs hard work, thanks to Wu Dajing courage not promise! You are the best! # to youku to see the games # # # winter games < br > tREzniI]
但斌:
再会摩洛哥!但也许今生只能来此一次,即便再活年,每年到世界的一个地方,也只能去个。我们的一生,很多次相遇,就像漂浮在天空中的云彩一样,每一刻呈现的都是惟一!
[Farewell Morocco! But perhaps in this life only come here once, even if to live in, a year to a place in the world, also can only go to a. Our life, many encounters, like floating in the clouds in the sky, every moment to present is the only! ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
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