大家来分享一张尬聊的聊天截图，看谁尬出天际 ___________________________
[Share a full chat chat screen, see who full out of the sky ___________________________]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
新沐sunshine：平凡的世界
[Ordinary world]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
新沐sunshine：平凡的世界❤️
[Ordinary world ❤ ️]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
新沐sunshine：转发
[forwarding]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
新沐sunshine：忍耐并坚持
[Patience and insist on]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
新沐sunshine：立个小目标吧，换届工作接近尾声了，二月份开始延续我的读书扫尾活动。一起读书吧[害羞]@央视新闻#我们读书吧#一天阅读超过两小时①你可以一个月读一本经典，一年十二本。你会发现你和一年前的自己的距离。②你可以学习一些更实用的技能，或研究感兴趣的主题，你永远不知道知识能给你创造多少机会。
[Set a small goal, transition work draws to a close, in February began to continue my study based activities. Lets read [shy] # # @ CCTV news we read read more than two hours a day () one month you can read a classic, this year. You will find that you and a year ago. () you can learn some more practical skills, or research subjects of interest, youll never know how much knowledge can give you create opportunities.]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
猫扑：#猫扑晚安# 烤一烤，暖烘烘的再去睡tRQlmP
[# # mop goodnight bake a roast, nice and warm to sleep tRQlmP]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
小野妹子学吐槽：东京今天大雪，新宿站前的樱花都“开了”[笑cry]
[Today in Tokyo, heavy snow, the cherry blossom opened shinjuku station [laugh cry]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
李开复：参观历史悠久的牛津大学。带我参观的中国学生告知：牛津大学更在乎成绩和分数，所以中国的三好学生录取概率较高。他说他面试的时候，考官出了题微积分数学题。美国顶尖大学面试更是看情商、反应、批判式思维。所以中国父母可以根据孩子强项来考虑英美大学。 tRqzFhOo
[Visit Oxford University with a long history. Take me to visit the Chinese students told at the university of Oxford, care more about grades and scores, so China miyoshi students acceptance probability is higher. He said he was the interview, the examiner calculus math problem out. Top us university interview is see eq, reaction and critical thinking. So Chinese parents can according to the child strength to consider university of Britain and the United States. tRqzFhOo]
创新工场CEO，媒体联系：press@chuangxin
新沐sunshine：@一个App工作室转发此微博，抽名小伙伴分别送以下礼物哦，月日开奖[笑哈哈] tRQCJdo
[@ a App studio forwarding this weibo, smoke a friend the following gift oh, respectively, the lottery tRQCJdo [laugh]]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
新沐sunshine：转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
新浪汽车：#出行生活#【轿车在加油站自燃 司机和员工将车推离后发生爆炸[吃惊]】近日，山西晋中一司机在高速加油站加油后，车辆突然自燃。情急之下，司机与加油站人员把燃烧的车推到站外，工作人员紧急断电。之后不久，车辆就发生爆炸。所幸处置及时，无其他意外发生。 tRQQwOoR
[Travel life # # the car spontaneous combustion driver at gas stations and staff to push the car off after an explosion [surprised]] recently, shanxi jinzhong a driver, after the high speed filling station, car suddenly spontaneous combustion. The feeling be nasty under, the driver pushed the burning car with gas station personnel arrive station, emergency power outages. Soon after, the vehicle exploded. Fortunately, timely disposal, no other accident. tRQQwOoR]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
金山夜话博主：#YY直播# 围观【两性情感-金山的直播】，和我一起搞事情，就等你啦，上YY 陪你一起么么哒！ tRQpRCO @YY直播
[# # YY live watching live 】 【 sexual feelings - jinshan, and I did things together, will be waiting for you, with you on YY mua! TRQpRCO @ YY live]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
金山夜话博主：#YY直播# 围观【关于恋爱审美标准高低？】，和我一起搞事情，就等你啦，上YY 陪你一起么么哒！ tRQpam @YY直播
[# # YY live onlookers 【 aesthetic standards high and low about love? , and I did things together, will be waiting for you, with you on YY mua! TRQpam @ YY live]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
小野妹子学吐槽：[拜拜]@养生女孩本人：还有又他妈胖了…[拜拜]
[[bynum] @ healthy girl himself and his mother fat again... [bynum]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
但斌：回复@慢亦快哈只是尽一点绵薄之力……@慢亦快哈但总济善之为令人仰止，好人有好报！[good][good][good][鲜花][鲜花][鲜花]
[Reply @ render slow is fast, just try a little... @ slow is fast, but always good for a back stop, deserved a good man! [good] [good] [good] [flowers] [flowers] [flowers]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
汽车之家：#晚安家人#如果改装车可以过车检，你会改装吗？
[# good night # if converted to city family, you will be modified? ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小野妹子学吐槽：就应该让蛙儿子去跳，野男人去给女儿买衣服[doge]@银教授这才是它的专业@小怂鹅想玩@萌了个包哈哈哈哈哈完美结合！
[Son should let the frog to jump, wild man to buy clothes for her daughter [doge] this is the it professional @ @ silver professor little unintelligent goose to play @ perfect combination of package ha ha ha ha ha!]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
顶尖设计：数字艺术家Andrei Lacatusu 创作的一组衰退的互联网世界
[Digital artist Andrei Lacatusu created a group of Internet world recession]
职业搬砖，业余设计。
但斌：发表了博文《张五常回应人民大学教授批评其鼓吹私有制！》tRQSqJm
[Published the post even when walking respond to criticize their private ownership, a professor at the university of the people! tRQSqJm]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽：近期我国中老年女性四大烦恼[拜拜]
[Middle-aged and old women in our country recent four big trouble [bynum]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
李开复：放毒时刻到了。伦敦的印度菜真的很不错。超辣的牛颊，加芝士的饼（nan），印度口味冰激淋，lemoncello。你饿了吗？[嘻嘻]
[Respirators to time. Londons Indian food is really good. Super spicy beef cheek, add cheese cake (nan), India taste ice cream, lemoncello. Are you hungry? [xi xi]]
创新工场CEO，媒体联系：press@chuangxin
新沐sunshine：小心翼翼上班路，认认真真整资料，忙里偷闲制表格，多有打扰要数据，嘻嘻哈哈看电视，风风火火做晚餐。心情如果没有晚上的电话会快乐一整天。[可怜][伤心][吐]整体而言一天的工作不忙碌，少催促，小心塞。盼望快点结束，早日解脱[泪]
[The whole data, careful work, for real time system forms, there are many bother to data, xi xi ha ha watching TV, rollerblading make dinner. The mood will happy all day if there is no night. [poor] [sad] [spitting] a whole days work is not busy, urged less, be careful. Hope to finish early liberation [] of tears]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
优酷：婊贝们，你们的贴心小棉袄，又上线啦～这一次本君化身追剧小天使，为#终极一班#的各位粉丝，制作了追剧日历，保证你有了它，绝不会错过任何剧情，还不赶紧马克起来！[鼓掌]
[Biao bay, the apple of your eye, and online ~ this time this little angel incarnation chase play, for # #d dear fans, made after calendar, make sure you have it, will never miss any plot, also do not mark up quickly! [applause.]]
冷笑话精选：加油吧[二哈]@我的前任是极品越是没有人爱，越要爱自己。
[Cheer ha] [two @ my predecessor is the need for the more no one love, the more to love yourself.]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
冷笑话精选：红红火火恍恍惚惚，#捉妖记#这首新年推广曲一出，仿佛置身张灯结彩铺满年货的超市，今年过年各大商场超市的BGM有得选了！胡巴和笨笨收红包的舞蹈新姿势已经小本本记好了，就等大年初一看开运大片、收红包雨了！#凤凰传奇红包神曲# tRQQruJ
[Thriving drifted off, and # # to catch demon remember this first promotion in the New Year song, as if place oneself decorated covered them to supermarket, this years Chinese New Years major shopping malls supermarkets BGM you choose! Hu benben and receive red envelopes of the notebook to remember the new position has been dancing ok, just wait on kaiyun blockbusters, receive a red envelope to rain! Red envelope divina commedia # tRQQruJ # phoenix legend]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：#微博交通台#【宾利男酒驾求情被拒 怒斥“有意思吗”[吃惊]】日前，江苏南京交警在整治酒驾时，发现一宾利轿车司机涉嫌饮酒驾车，经检测属酒驾。交警欲扣车，司机男子求情遭拒后怒斥：大家都是南京人都是朋友，有意思吗[费解]？交警调查后发现，男子从年至今有次酒驾记录[衰]。...全文： m.weibo
[# # weibo communication radio [bentley male drunken driving intercede rejected thundered against interesting [surprised]], jiangsu nanjing police drunk driving in regulation, found a bentley car driver suspected of drink driving, via detecting belong to drunk driving. Intercede with the traffic police to buckle the car, the driver man was rejected after the nu scold people are friends, we are nanjing interesting [difficult]? Traffic police investigation found that man since years [failure] once drunk driving record. ... The full text m. eibo]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：#三日为期#此次蹲守地点是成都的一家拳击馆，这个每周只开业一天，从不对外宣传的拳击馆，却总少不了全国各地跑来打拳的人们。三千万的老板，两千块的洗碗工，保安，快递员、纹身师、富二代等全都来打过。这个狭小的八角笼中为何有如此大的魅力？听@俞灏明 为你讲述三天三夜里的中国版“搏击俱乐部”，...全文： m.weibo
[A # # the waiting location is chengdu a boxing gym, the opening only one day per week, never advertised boxing gym, always little not running all over the country people practicing tai chi chuan. Thirty million, thirty million pieces of dishwasher, security guards, Courier, tattoo artist, rich second generation, etc are all played. Why the tiny bajiao cage has so much charm? Listen to the @ aunt yu About three days and three nights of Chinese version for you fight club,... The full text m. eibo]
MIUI：考考视力，你看出下图中写了什么吗？
[Test vision, what you see in the image below to write? ]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
但斌：发表了博文《转载：为什么赢字这么难写？》为什么赢字这么难写？为什么“赢”字这么难写？--恒丰资本研究院想赢一件事，其必须有危机意识、极好的口才、充足的时间、丰厚的财力、平淡的思想才行。tRQMGX
[Published a blog post reprinted why is it so hard to win the word write? A why is it so hard to win the word written? A why is it so hard to win the word written? One thing - the company capital, want to win, it must have a crisis consciousness, excellent eloquence, plenty of time, rich resources, mundane thoughts. tRQMGX]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
微博搞笑排行榜：把最近不开心的事情说出来，大家相互关心吧 __________________________
[The unhappy things out recently, we care about each other. __________________________]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
小浪同学爱吐槽：【丧礼现恶俗表演 小伙录像遭暴打】日，郑州一户人家有亲人去世，请来歌舞团助兴。现场表演内容涉嫌色情等恶俗内容，台下还有小孩观看，视频中有人说，这边老人去世都是这样的。台上的人要求台下人不要录像，一名小伙拿手机录视频遭到现场人员殴打，目前警方已介入。tRQlteiy
[The funeral is bad performance Video guy was beaten 】, zhengzhou a family bereavement, chorus, please. Live performance pornographic content such as bad content, the audience and children watch, someone says in the video, this is the old mans death. Stage people asked the audience not to video, a young man with mobile phone was alleged to have been beaten field personnel to record video, the police have stepped in. tRQlteiy]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小野妹子学吐槽：岛国一位小哥因为没有女友可以载在后座，于是堆了个雪人代替...为什么看完我的眼角湿润了[泪]tRQfIXf
[Island a little elder brother because no girlfriend can carry on the back seat, so a snowman instead of... Why watching my eye moist [tears] tRQfIXf]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
东方航空：#环球小时# MU当地时间关闭舱门，比计划时间提前分钟，但因为阿姆斯特丹史基浦机场流控，实际起飞时间。Andrew Fisher还有机会完成小时的记录吗？捏把汗～机长，拜托了！[可怜]
[# # MU universal hours local time closed doors, minutes earlier than scheduled time, but because of Amsterdam schiphol airport flow control, the actual departure time. Andrew Fisher also have the opportunity to complete hours record? Core to the captain, please! [poor]]
中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海，是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年，以原东航集团公司为主体，在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合，东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主，通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【救援支队长锤击性侵两姐妹致死伤 终审改死缓】陕西应急救援总队特勤支队队长聂某在等女友时发现两女孩乘出租车回家，遂起性侵之念。聂某用榔头猛击两姐妹头部，并对其中一女子进行猥亵↓↓事件造成姐姐死亡，妹妹重伤。日，@陕西高院 终审改判聂某死刑，缓期两年执行↓↓tRQVnwQ
[【 rescue division marshal hammer sexually assaulted two sisters to death Change the final death] shaanxi emergency rescue team secret service team captain nie when one is waiting for his girlfriend found two girl to take a taxi home, hence the thought of sexual assault. Nie one with a hammer pounding head, two sisters and one of the women to engage in obscene left left event killed her sister, sister. , @ shaanxi on the court of final appeal to nie a death penalty, suspended for two years left left tRQVnwQ down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
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