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最神奇的视频：
突然发现这里面还有点钱
啾一位送了吧，点[赞啊]就行[哈哈]
后天就开
[Suddenly found that there is also some money are traveling a send, just point o [great] [ha ha] and then open the day after tomorrow]

视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。

锦鲤大王：
晚安周二
愿望交给锦鲤们，你只管努力就行，握鳍。*。Ｏ。ｏ〇。〇Ｏｏ。*Ｏｏ。*。ｏｏ。*Ｏｏ。*。ｏ。*Ｏｏ。*。ｏ。*Ｏｏ
[On Tuesday night wish to brocade carp, you just hard line, fin. *. O. O . Oo. * Oo. *. Oo. * Oo. *. O. * Oo. *. O. * Oo]

【广告合作WX】lin_ojoj【商务合作WX】tox_jia 【神秘淘宝】 jldw.taobao ~~~~~~~~锦鲤图原作者 Jill johansen

思想聚焦：
共勉！
[! ]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ

刘国梁：
图.图.这两张动图的动作和眼神真是神同步哦……[哈哈]表演到大师级也是无国界和随意跨界喽[good]话说印度影帝的情商也是蛮高的，图.找我签字特别贴心的先把自己的名字写在手上，旁边赢赢很不懂事的说爸爸英文我认识[笑cry]我认真看👋抄完之后，瞪她一眼说英文谁不认识啊……[摊手][笑而不语]
[Figure. The figure. The action of the two dynamic figure and eye contact was synchronous oh god... [哈哈]表演到大师级也是无国界和随意跨界喽[good]话说印度影帝的情商也是蛮高的，图.找我签字特别贴心的先把自己的名字写在手上，旁边赢赢很不懂事的说爸爸英文我认识[笑cry]我认真看👋抄完之后，瞪她一眼说英文谁不认识啊…… [stand hand] [smiling without a word]]

全球健身中心：
【七天虐腹计划】岛国推上疯转的腹肌训练视频，号称一天就有肉眼可见的效果，每天坚持，肚子上的肉想留都留不住！管他做不做，先马了再说！[笑cry] tRQzIa
[Island seven days abuse abdomen scheme on estimations of abdominal muscle training video, effect, known as the day is visible to the naked eye, every day, belly meat doesnt want to stay! Tube he did not do, the horse to say again first! [laughing cry] tRQzIa]

最大最全的健身微博，来自中日韩欧美等最热门的健身教程。商务洽谈QQ：，！

头条新闻：
#视野#【睡帐蓬吃泡面！爸爸带岁儿子穷游走出农村看世界】寒假来临，四川旺苍一位农村父亲带着儿子骑行穷游，计划从家乡木门镇出发，最后到达重庆。他们单车上载满被褥家当，自己煮饭，住帐蓬。因寒假时间短，他们打算走到哪里算哪里。父亲称，想利用假期带孩子看看外面的世界。tRQnbax
[# # 【 view sleep tent to eat instant noodles! Father took years old son tips See the world out of the rural 】 winter vacation approaching, sichuan popular pale a rural father took the son riding tips, plan to start from the home town of wooden door, finally arrived in chongqing. Their bikes to upload full bedding house, cooking, live in tents. Due to the winter vacation time is short, they are going to go where. Father said, want to take advantage of vacation with the children to see the world outside. tRQnbax]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。

微博搞笑排行榜：
评论里简单介绍一下自己。感觉不错的就聊聊吧！[喵喵]
[Comment on the simple introduce myself to you. Feel good talk! [meow]]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

郭斯特：
怎么还不来，馒头等你都等困了
[How still not come, steamed bread when you are sleepy]

我是平板！合作联系QQ，周边在这儿tRzAkS

北京人不知道的北京事儿：
【速收藏！养青蛙攻略来啦[鼓掌]】日本的养青蛙游戏《旅行青蛙（旅かえる）》最近在国内火起来，但是全日文体验起来苦不堪言。旅行青蛙（旅かえる）的玄学攻略来了！你玩儿了吗？ [并不简单]（by清华南都）
[【 speed collection! Keep frogs strategy come [applause.]] Japan keep frogs game travel frog (brigade かえる), recent fire up at home, but the Japanese experience suffering. Travel the frog (brigade かえる) metaphysics strategy is coming! Did you have fun? [] are not simple (by tsinghua SMW)]

直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

思想聚焦：
一首年《加州旅馆》现场版，难得的超清画质！巅峰时期的老鹰乐队，经典到无以复加！tRQnucw
[Hotel California live a year, a rare super clear quality! Peak of the eagles, classic of! tRQnucw]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ

回忆专用小马甲：
吃到梦寐以求的擀面皮了[泪]
[Eat the dream rolling face the [] of tears]

《愿无岁月可回头》

人民日报：
【夜读：总是后悔过去的人，也会输掉将来】许多深陷于后悔泥沼中的人，看上去是为过去的错误忏悔，实际上是不愿接受失败的现实。过去一切已成定局，只有不留恋悲伤、懂得及时调整自我的人，才能把现在和将来过好。最好的人生，一定是勇于对自己负责的人生。 tRQnNXT
[【 night always regret the past, will lose the future] many people into deep regret the swamp, looks to repent past mistakes, in fact is reluctant to accept the reality of failure. All the past is a foregone conclusion, only dont want to stay sad, know how to adjust themselves, to now and have a good future. The best life, must be willing to responsible for their life. tRQnNXT]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

央视新闻：
【岁男孩患癌在隔离罩里完成考试得分[可怜]】年月，浙江衢州岁男孩徐云涛被查出直肠癌晚期，但住院期间他从未耽误学习。近日，他在医院隔离罩内完成期末考试，用手机将图片发给老师，得了分。治疗时小云涛从没喊过疼，还一直安慰妈妈，他说：“我哭了，父母就更伤心了。”
[【 old boy from cancer in the isolation cover to complete the test score [poor]] years, zhejiang quzhou old boy Xu Yuntao was found late rectal cancer, but he never delay during the hospitalization. Recently, he finish the final exam in hospital isolation cover, using a mobile phone to send pictures to the teacher, scored. Xiao yun tao never shout pain treatment, had been comforted mother, he said I cried, my parents have more sad. ]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

这里是美国：
第届格莱美，阿姆出现的一霎那，全体起立，百看不腻，好燃！tRQTEX @YouTube热门
[The first annual grammy, eminem unfortunately, all the audience stood up and best look not greasy, good burning! TRQTEX @ YouTube sensation]

环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱：usa@huanqiu

每日一狗：
养了一只非常会撒娇的汪之后，只要你想认真干活，身边总会长出一条狗。这赖唧唧的样子简直让人不能拒绝啊！[太开心][太开心] tRQnYkf
[Will have a very spoiled after wang, as long as you want to work hard, always surrounded by a pair of dogs. The appearance of this lai haw can let a person cant refuse! [quite happy] [quite happy] tRQnYkf]

每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗！ ♪(´ε｀)家里有一只比熊阿布，一只法斗阿兜！

慕寒mio：
一半是______，一半是______。[月亮]
[Half liner, liner. [moon]]

简单生活。||约歌请发mhagent@||基本不看私信箱

AndyHYQ：
听说发裸照会增粉？[思考]我书读得少你们别骗我啊～
[Heard that send nude photos will increase powder? [thinking] I read little you dont lie to me ~]

黄毅清

日本零君：
《青蛙旅行》里的那些日本现实原景图，找个机会去打卡吧！
[The frog to travel in the Japanese real original scene graph, find a chance to go to the punch! ]

日本动漫，日本娱乐，日本美食，日本美景，日本趣闻，图文转自网络，欢迎关注【零君】。

英国那些事儿：
昨天，东京下了一场N年不遇的大暴雪..... 一夜之间，东京人民堆雪人的脑洞，再！也！关！不！住！了！[笑cry][跪了]
[Yesterday, the Tokyo a big worst snowstorms N years... Overnight, the imagination of people make a snowman, Tokyo again! Also! Customs! No! To live! ! [laughing cry] [kneeling]]

一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.

舌尖上地菜谱：
千金不换的泡萝卜秘方，看一遍就能学会！[耶] tRQESJXL
[Thousand voice bubble radish secret recipe, watch it again to learn! [and] tRQESJXL]

看电影：
#奥斯卡# 第届奥斯卡提名名单揭晓。[水形物语]以项提名领跑，[敦刻尔克]项，[三块广告牌]项，[幽冥端绪]、[至暗时刻]项，这五部影片携手[请以你的名字呼唤我]、[逃出绝命镇]、[伯德小姐]、[华盛顿邮报]入围最佳影片。克里斯托弗·诺兰终于入围最佳导演，梅丽尔·斯特里普最后关头杀入提名，完整名
[# # the first session of Oscar Oscar nominations. [water form language] on top of nominations [Dunkirk], [three billboard], [the ghost clue], [to dark moment], the five film together [with your name, please call me], [escape breaking bad town], [miss bird], [Washington post] for best picture. Finally nominated for best director Christopher Nolan, meryl streep last minute into the nomination, full name]

最新鲜的全球电影资讯，最独家的电影评论，最精彩的银幕八卦，最丰富的幕后轶事。小时不间断报道，影迷必备的电影指南。爱电影，就来《看电影》。

冷笑话精选：
用九宫格输入法，连续按四下，看看会打出什么……我是“一直以为”[二哈]
[Use scratchable latex input method, continuous press around, see what is going to play... I am always thought []]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

热门搞笑排行榜：
哈哈哈笑劈叉了！！！这哥们喝醉酒接了个电话，你似sei啊[允悲]（字幕版） tRQnTGBf
[Ha ha ha smile splits!!!! This man is drunk after a phone call, you like seiallow sad tRQnTGBf (subtitles)]

关注@热门搞笑排行榜，获得每日新鲜笑料...^_^【扣扣：】

李荣浩：
好的音乐，节奏很重要。跑步，也要hold住节奏。一起来，“弹”出节拍。#NikeReact##任我去跑#欲了解更多，敬请关注tRQnEAzU tRQnEAPA
[Good music, the rhythm is very important. Running, also want to hold the rhythm. Come along, play a beat. # # # NikeReact# term I to run for more, please concern tRQnEAzU tRQnEAPA]

工作联系何小姐：--

Houson猴姆：
第届#奥斯卡#完整提名名单揭晓！《水形物语》获得最佳影片等项提名领跑！《敦刻尔克》以项提名紧随其后！《三块广告牌》项、《魅影缝匠》《至暗时刻》项、《银翼杀手》《伯德小姐》项、《请以你的名字呼唤我》《逃出绝命镇》《泥土之界》《星球大战：最后的绝地武士》项！颁奖礼将于
[The first session of complete # # Oscar nomination list announced! Water form monogatari won the best picture nominations lead! The Dunkirk with nominations followed! Three billboard items, the phantom of the opera seam artisan item to dark moment, blade runner, miss bird items, in your name, please call me get out of breaking bad town the boundary of the earth Star Wars the last of the jedi item! The awards ceremony will be held in]

这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！

wu2198：
不错，当前的万多股东中就只有假药停是唯一的赢家，而且是奇特的赢家。他将在纸老虎的怀里看，小散的血汗钱在飞！[思考]
[Good, the current more than shareholders will only stop fake drugs is the only winner, and is a peculiar winners. He will see in a paper tigers arms, the hard-earned money of small scattered on the fly! [thinking]]

我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.

小野妹子学吐槽：
知道为什么你儿子不回家吗？因为他带着孜然和辣椒面来我家了[馋嘴]
[Dont know why your son home? Because he with cumin and soon, come to my house to the [available]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

果壳网：
“我崽怎么还不回家，妈妈收了一整天草[可怜]”
“我崽旅游的这是啥地方？还有温泉呢[笑而不语]”
“哎哟~我崽背回了土特产，看着就好吃[憧憬]”
——为呱父母，含辛茹苦哇。
现在，你离满分家长，只差这一份《呱娃旅行地点&土特产全介绍》啦！
tRQnvYc
[Why dont I usually go home, mother accept all day long grass [poor] I usually travel what is this place? There are hot springs [smiling without a word] oh ~ I usually back to the special local product, looks delicious [hope] - for gung parents, put up wow. now, you are from out of the parents, only this one gung child travel site & local products introduction to all! tRQnvYc]

果壳网（Guokr）是开放、多元的泛科技兴趣社区，并提供负责任、有智趣的科技主题内容。

Happy张江：
小朋友们，你们长大后一定会后悔的，一个个都是#戏精#[笑cry] tRQnRXsB
[Children, you will regret after growing up, each one is # # fine play [laugh cry] tRQnRXsB]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

李奇潭：
来了！四川话版搞笑向爱用物榜单～有请今年颁奖嘉宾，乡镇贵妇——李奇葩！
（这个榜单完全无广告哈，都是每年我觉得还可以的单品～要是今年不知道买什么用的时候随便扯一个出来就不会踩雷。）tRQnTIZ
[Is coming! Sichuan dialect version funny to love with content list ~ please welcome ceremony this year, the villages and towns lady - lee wonderful work! (this list is completely without advertising, is a year I think can also item ~ if I dont know what to buy this year with literally pull one out when not to trample ray.) tRQnTIZ]

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w-Daily：
今天是热血的“橙味”霆[太阳]@William威廉陈伟霆 #陈伟霆热血街舞团#
[Today is the blood orange flavor whether [sun] # # @ William William William William blood street dance company]

秋田六千：
东京下大雪后，各路摄影大佬们纷纷献上自己的作品，真的太美了！[跪了]
图-：东京站前摄影：Shichiro
图-：新宿摄影：こなさん
图：多摩川摄影：kenbowlize
[Heavy snow in Tokyo, after each photography bosses offer in his own work, really is too beautiful! ] [kneeling figure - Tokyo station photograph Shichiro figure - shinjuku photography こなさん graph the sichuan photography kenbowlize]

哇

央视新闻：
【与病魔抗争年后女孩制作“剪纸版”成语字典[赞]】年前，四川成都“后”女孩刘煜被查出患肾病综合征，稍有不慎就可能生命垂危。与病魔抗争期间她迷恋上剪纸，还制作了一本“剪纸版”成语字典。这部字典配有刘煜亲手剪出的释义图画，还用工整的字标注出处和解释。为坚强又心灵手巧的女孩点赞！
[In fighting the disease years girl has built paper-cut idiom dictionary [great]] years ago, after sichuan chengdu girl Liu Yu was found to have nephrotic syndrome, careless slightly may be life-threatening. Fighting the disease during her infatuation with paper-cut, also created a paper-cut idiom dictionary. This dictionary is equipped with Liu Yu interpretation have cut out pictures, also with neat word mark provenance and explanation. For the strong and ingenuity girl thumb up! ]