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原著更精彩
[The original is more wonderful]

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但斌：
回复@出租地球[心][鲜花][作揖]@出租地球跟着但总做好人、买好股、好心肠、有好报！@但斌回复@西岳荣军[心][鲜花][作揖]@西岳荣军和茅台一起慢慢变老，元内只买不卖。从你的身上学到了很多，投资，做人，在人生是最重要的两点，十分感谢!@但斌[笑cry]
[Reply @ rent the earth [heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ rent earth follow but always be good, buy good, good, good! @ reply but bin @ west disabled soldier [heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ west disabled soldier and maotai grow old together, yuan only buy not to sell. Learned a lot from your body, investment, to be a person, in life is the most important two points, thank you very much! @ but bin [laugh cry]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

星巴克北京：
办公室下午茶聚会时、好友迎新年趴体时、走亲访友馈赠好礼时、家人欢聚好味分享时，#新年蛋糕礼盒#让美好的祝福常伴身边，今天全新上市咯，元任选款蛋糕，还有限量版新年小熊挂饰可以牵走哦～
[Office in the afternoon tea party, when friends New Year lie prone body, visiting relatives and friends gifts gifts, my family good taste when sharing, # # New Year cake box for best wishes always, new listing today, yuan choose cake, there are a limited edition of the New Year bear pendant to it. oh ~]

星巴克咖啡公司成立于年，始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间，门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。

南方都市报：
【一只吃货的呆萌与诚恳！小狗卤肉摊前坐等吃肉萌翻啦[憧憬]】坐姿乖巧、眼神可怜、圆滚滚的身材…近日，四川西昌一只小胖狗火了。据悉，这只小狗今年岁，名叫小胖，老板吐槽：“小胖几乎每天都来守望卤肉，眼巴巴地看着我，不给两块肉都不好意思。”[允悲]它还经常光顾隔壁牛肉米粉店。（封面新闻）...全文： m.weibo
[【 a version of the lovely and sincere! The dog halogen meat before waiting for meat of turn! [hope]] sitting clever, poor eyes and a round shape... Recently, sichuan xichang a little dog. It is reported, the puppy years old this year, named xiao pang, boss ridicule xiao pang almost every day to watch lurou, eyes looked at me and dont give two pieces of meat are embarrassed. [allow sad] it also frequented the beef rice noodle shop next door. (cover)... The full text m. eibo]

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玩转instagram：
想和爱的人去LA看椰树。[心]
[Want to go to LA to see coconut trees and love people. [heart]]

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小野妹子学吐槽：
什么？？？ #有间酒店春节免费# ？?？专属服务？？？环境不输五星酒店，而且天只等一人…一探究竟后被最后的神转折戳到我泪点了，不信你也看看！ #愿旺成真# tRQClorp
[What??? # # has a free hotel Spring Festival? ? ? Exclusive service??????? Environment dont lose the five-star hotel and day only for one person... After find out by the last god turn to tears, I dont believe you also see see! # # hope prosperous true tRQClorp]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

微博搞笑排行榜：
看完《一辈子的承诺》，我可能要化身“微博催泪排行榜”了。相爱的故事那么多，还是被他们所打动。雨中高高撑起的伞、病房中紧紧握住的手、海边的那一个拥抱、婚礼上的那一句誓言……这个视频仿佛有一种魔力，每一个画面都让人过目难忘。相信这部#开年催泪影片#，一定会让你重新相信爱情！
...全文： m.weibo
[After watching the promise of a lifetime, I think I will incarnate tear list. The story of love each other so much, and was struck by them. Hold up high the umbrella in the rain, holding hands in ward, the beach that a hug and a wedding that an oath... The video as if there is a kind of magic, each picture is impressive. Believe that the # # open in tear film, will be sure to make you believe in love again! < br >... The full text m. eibo]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

新浪汽车：
#出行生活#开豪车撩妹的都弱爆了，现在土豪都开坦克了。于是就有土豪去提了一台坦克[笑cry] tRQQOYe
[# # open luxury cars travel life liao sister are too weak, local tyrants are now open tank. And then there are local tyrants to mention a tank tRQQOYe [laugh cry]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
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优酷：
#超级剧集寻秦记#之穿越的日常。可怜的龙少，又被晋少嫌弃了…替龙少感到委屈，明明识字也会骑马，可就是说不清[费解]
[# # super series qin ji found through daily. Poor little dragon, was less jin abandon... Feel wronged for dragon less afresh, and literacy can also ride a horse, but couldnt say for sure [difficult]]

猫扑：
【饭馆女店员寒冬穿比基尼上菜，老板：主打青春活力风[费解]】月日晚，江苏淮安某饭店内，老板雇佣名比基尼美女上菜。老板说饭店主打青春活力风，让寒冬变暖。有顾客觉得很新颖，但也有顾客说不给拍照。tRQTkWc
[【 saleswoman cold winter wear a bikini serving, restaurant boss main youth wind [difficult]] on Tuesday night, jiangsu huaian hotel, the boss hired bikinis serving. The boss said the hotel flagship youth wind, let the winter warming. A customer feel very novel, but also has the customer said not to take photos. tRQTkWc]

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汽车之家：
#家家新闻##雪铁龙#【或年亮相雪铁龙计划推新旗舰轿车】日前，雪铁龙CEO琳达·杰克逊（Linda Jackson）在接受海外媒体采访时表示，雪铁龙计划在欧洲和中国市场推出一款全新旗舰轿车，预计于或年左右投放市场，而目前在售的雪铁龙C和C未来或不再推出继任车型。tRQhDKn
[# every news # # # Citroen 【 appearance or years Citroen plans to push the new flagship sedan 】, Citroen, CEO of Linda Jackson (Linda Jackson) said in an interview with overseas media, Citroen plans in Europe and in the Chinese market to launch a new flagship sedan, is expected to market or years or so, and at present in the sale of Citroen C and C or launch succession models are no longer in the future. tRQhDKn]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

金山夜话博主：
#金山夜话# 听友：我岁男，最近没赚到钱，父母年纪大了很着急我没结婚。我父母六七十岁了老了，可她在老家还是努力做农活，起早贪黑挑担子去卖菜。看到她们很辛苦我心理很不是滋味。今天我回去看她们我看到桌子上臭了的肉她们都舍不得扔，吃饭时要我吃锅里的好饭，自己到后面吃隔夜的剩饭。。。我差...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend old male, I didnt earn money recently, older parents worried I am not married. My parents at the age of old, but she at home or to do farm work, and go to pick the burden to sell food. See them very hard I psychological very not taste. Today I went back to see them I see on the table smelly meat they were reluctant to throw, when having a meal I eat good pot of rice, his behind to eat leftovers overnight... I am sending... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

巴曙松：
一本有趣的苏联诺贝尔经济学奖得主，线性规划的发明人之一康托罗维奇的故事：tRQhjmv
[An interesting Soviet Nobel laureate in economics, linear programming is one of the inventors of kang toros story tRQhjmv]

金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

李开复：
有全程视频，耐心观看哦[偷笑]
[Have the video, patience to watch oh [laugh]]

创新工场CEO，媒体联系：press@chuangxin

猫扑：
当老外看了中国神奇的化妆（易容）术后。。。tRQTwgea
[When foreigners see Chinas magic make-up (her) postoperative... tRQTwgea]

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小野妹子学吐槽：
这个妈妈演技炸裂！～秘密武器在这啦 tRQQrnz
[The mother acting burst! ~ a secret weapon in this tRQQrnz]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

优酷：
#优酷最强大脑#恭喜、、楼以及位“传播力大使”在@葛佳慧_Cyclone 小姐姐的优酷星球@星球星驾到活动中赢得签名照，[哈哈] 请各位获奖者把被回复的截图和收件地址私信给优酷君，确认后奖品就会送出哦。[doge] ps：获奖的朋友可以@优酷君拉仇恨了 [拜拜] #最强大脑# 获奖详情戳下图↓↓↓

冷笑话精选：
当老外看了中国神奇的化（yi）妆（rong）术后......[允悲]tRQQeUT
[When foreigners see China (yi) make up the magic (rong) postoperative... [allow sad] tRQQeUT]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

新浪汽车：
#出行生活#【为省停车费南方货车赴-℃黑河送货变冰车[doge]】日前，一辆南方货车跨越多公里远赴黑河市送货。司机是南方人，对零下度高寒天气了解甚少，为省停车费，他按在南方的习惯，将车停在一家饭店厨房旁。饭店烟囱排放出的热气与货车上的冷空气碰撞，使大货车内外挂上了厚厚的一层冰霜...全文： m.weibo
[Travel life # # to southern provinces parking truck to - ℃ in heihe delivery change caused a [doge]], a truck crossing miles south to deliver to heihe. Driver is from the south, the degrees below zero cold weather is poorly understood, parking for province, his habit of press in the south, parked in a restaurant kitchen. Hotel chimney emitted from hot cold air, collision with a truck make trucks and hung up the thick layer of frost... The full text m. eibo]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

南方都市报：
【英国歌手发视频吐槽：中国乘客竟在飞机上将手机声音外放】当地时间月日，英国歌手Jessie J在社交网站吐槽：飞机上的中国乘客看视频将声音外放。月日，Jessie J在长沙完成《歌手》节目录制，次日乘飞机回英国。适逢中国飞机上解禁手机，她碰巧遭遇噪音干扰。（新京报）tRQQtXYZ 网友...全文： m.weibo
[The British singer send video speech Chinese passengers have cell phone on the plane outside sound 】 June local time, the British singer Jessie J on social networking sites make fun Chinese passengers on the plane to see video will sound outside. Month, Jessie J complete singer program recording in changsha, the next day, back to England by plane. Comes at a time when Chinas ban on cell phone on the plane, she happened to encounter noise interference. (Beijing) tRQQtXYZ net friend... The full text m. eibo]

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平安北京：
【[话筒]转发辟谣！这些谣言别再信了！】一滴血就能测癌、左右脑年龄能测出来、坐月子时绝不能吹风、紫菜粉丝大米都是塑料做的、“防引力波辐射服”能防引力波辐射…过去一年，这些消息没少看见，可其实，它们都不！是！真！的！年度十大“科学”流言榜↓转发辟谣，新的一年不受骗！...全文： m.weibo
[[[microphone] transfer rumours! Dont believe these rumours!] Can a drop of blood cancer, left and right brains when recovering from an age can measure, must not be blowing, nori rice fans are made of plastic, gravitational wave radiation proof clothes can prevent gravitational wave radiation... In the past year, the message didnt see less, but in fact, they are not! Is!!! Really! !!!! Annual top list of scientific rumors left forward down the rumor, dont cheat in the coming year! ... The full text m. eibo]

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汽车之家：
#家家选车导购##广汽讴歌TLX-L#【重点推荐悦享版广汽讴歌TLX-L购车手册】咱们中国消费者对于一台车的后排腿部空间向来有着极致的追捧，各汽车厂商也都审时度势地将自家产品加长轴距，并且在名字后边添上一个“L”后带到中国市场。在豪华品牌中型车这个细分领域，最近又有两位新成员加入“加长轴距”俱...全文： m.weibo
[# every car ride # # gac acura TLX - L # 【 emphatically recommended yue at version of gac acura TLX -l car manual 】 we Chinese consumers for a cars rear legroom usually have sought to the extreme, the auto makers are also pay to their products longer wheelbase, and behind the name after added a L to the Chinese market. In this niche mid-size luxury brands, recently there are two new members to join the extended wheelbase burden... The full text m. eibo]

玩转instagram：
春节快到了，一起吃点好的！吃点有温度的！#每日优鲜为爱优选#暖心大片，为你摆上了一桌色香味俱全的菜肴，还为你的心点燃一把火。美食解馋→ tRQQEezf，故事暖心，这个冬天因爱，很不寻常～tRQYPrBU
[The Spring Festival is coming, together eat good! Eat have a temperature. # fresh daily optimal selection # warm heart for love, for you put on a table of delicious dishes, also lit a fire to your heart. Food snack - tRQQEezf, warm heart story, this winter because of love, very unusual ~ tRQYPrBU]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）

小野妹子学吐槽：
你忙着低头抢红包，却不知道爸妈为了准备你爱吃饭菜的辛劳；你忙着出门去见朋友，却不知道爸妈也想成为你能谈吐的朋友；你以为那些礼物能让爸妈开心，却不知道你的陪伴才是爸妈真正的慰藉。别让春节在你的繁忙中匆匆而过，今年和@宝洁中国过年好好看爸妈，美好带回家。现在打开手机淘宝搜索“一盒子美...全文： m.weibo
[Youre busy bowed their heads and grab a red envelope, but you dont know my parents to prepare for you love to eat the food of toil; Youre busy to go out to see a friend, but you dont know my parents also want to be your friend, can talk; Do you think the gifts can make my parents happy, but I do not know your company is daddys mama true consolation. Dont let the Spring Festival in your busy in a hurry, and @ p&g China this year New Years day good parents, good home. Now open the phone taobao search a box of beauty... The full text m. eibo]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

冷笑话精选：
@六月鲜品牌微博我看错你了，你原来不仅是卖酱油的，还是个写小甜文的大编剧[酷] [酷]层楼，这才第层已经甜到炸，后面不知道还有怎样的剧情~现在在官博留言分享你的守护故事，也有机会被画成插画住进大楼！
[@ fresh brand weibo in June I look the wrong you, you are not only sell the soy sauce, a little sweet article writing the great writers of [cool] [cool] floor, this is the first layer has sweet to fry, dont know what there is behind the plot ~ now share your guardian story in the official blog messages, also have the opportunity to painted illustrations to live in the building!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

猫扑：
【Jessie J发视频吐槽：中国乘客竟在飞机上将手机声音外放】当地时间月日，英国歌手Jessie J在社交网站吐槽：飞机上的中国乘客看视频将声音外放。月日，Jessie J在长沙完成《歌手》节目录制，次日乘飞机回英国。适逢中国飞机上解禁手机，她“有幸”遭遇噪音干扰。tRQQEG
[Jessie J send video speech the Chinese passengers have cell phone on the plane outside sound 】 June local time, the British singer Jessie J on social networking sites make fun Chinese passengers on the plane to see video will sound outside. Month, Jessie J complete singer program recording in changsha, the next day, back to England by plane. Comes at a time when Chinas ban on cell phone on the plane, she had the honor of noise interference. tRQQEG]

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但斌：
回复@西岳荣军[心][鲜花][作揖]@西岳荣军和茅台一起慢慢变老，元内只买不卖。从你的身上学到了很多，投资，做人，在人生是最重要的两点，十分感谢!@但斌[笑cry]@总是路过而已丶记录自己的生活同时又传递了许多正能量，理解者受益匪浅，不理解者者自以为吹牛逼。[作揖][允悲]
[Reply @ west disabled soldier [heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ west disabled soldier and maotai grow old together, yuan only buy not to sell. Learned a lot from your body, investment, to be a person, in life is the most important two points, thank you very much! @ but [laugh cry] @ always pass by my life at the same time, pass a lot of positive energy, benefit to understand, dont understand those who think they boast forces. [bowing] [allow sad]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
回复@粉红配角[心][鲜花][作揖]@粉红配角月日在大连亲眼目睹但总的演讲，并将一股票换成茅台，但总说茅台是活菩萨，我说但总是活菩萨，感谢但总！@但斌这个还是真爱[哈哈][笑cry]@丹丹爱周周：茅台今天净买入超五亿，牛啊，伟大企业你永远不要想她会跌到多便宜你才去捡[耶][威武]
[Supporting reply @ pink [heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ pink in a supporting role, witnessed in dalian, but general speaking, and will be a stock for maotai, but always said maotai is living Buddha, I say but always living Buddha, thank but always! @ bin this is true love [ha ha] [laugh cry] @ Danny love week week maotai surpluses five hundred million net to buy today, great enterprise, bull you never think she will fall into how cheap you didnt go to pick up [and] [power]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
回复@珠穆朗玛[心][鲜花][作揖]@珠穆朗玛我是要感谢@但斌。时间的玫瑰使我茅塞顿开[赞][赞][赞][赞]
[Reply @ Everest [heart] [flowers] [bowing] Im would like to thank @ @ Everest but bin. Time rose made me... [who] [who] [who] [who]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
回复@贪吃的小小坏鱼[心][鲜花][赞]@贪吃的小小坏鱼回复@包楚仁做了好事，让大家知道。用自己的行动影响大家一起做好事。这才是真的福报。@但斌[笑cry]@总是路过而已丶记录自己的生活同时又传递了许多正能量，理解者受益匪浅，不理解者者自以为吹牛逼。[作揖][允悲]
[Reply @ greedy little bad fish [heart] [flowers] [who] @ reply @ BaoChuRen greedy little bad fish do something good, let everyone know. With their own actions affect everybody do good together. This is the true blessings. @ but [laugh cry] @ always pass by my life at the same time, pass a lot of positive energy, benefit to understand, dont understand those who think they boast forces. [bowing] [allow sad]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

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