@WALL-U@@薛蛮子 请老薛帮转发
[@ WALL - U @ @ xue savages Old xue, please help forward]
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南方都市报：【虐待大熊猫？还收费合影？成都大熊猫基地回应】近日，有网文指，成都大熊猫繁育研究基地虐待熊猫，有熊猫患螨虫眼而得不到治疗，基地还违规让游客元抱一次熊猫等。@成都大熊猫繁育研究基地 回应称：基地兽医一直在积极跟踪应对熊猫螨虫眼问题；未开展任何合影收费项目。 tRQBRKkj
[The abuse of the giant panda, also charge a photo? Chengdu panda base response 】 recently, the article refers to, chengdu panda breeding research base of panda, a panda with mite bug eye and without treatment, base also let tourists such as yuan a panda. @ the chengdu research base of giant panda breeding responded base veterinarian should have been actively tracking the panda mite bug eye problems; Photo did not carry out any fees. tRQBRKkj]
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冷笑话精选：哈哈哈哈戏精上身[笑cry]
[Ha ha ha ha show fine body [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪新闻客户端：袁先生去店里提出退款，但遭到拒绝，对方称狗是袁先生自己选的没有逼着他买。[并不简单]
[Mr. Yuan to a refund in the store, but was rejected, the other says that a dog is Mr. Yuan choose didnt force him to buy. [] are not simple]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
新沐sunshine：，正当时，五点十七起床，洗刷，食堂吃饭，六点上车，六点十六出发，七点考试，不稳定的电，十点十分结束，十一点开始吃饭，十二点半分发争议票认定本，等待唱票，拿汇总结果报告单，四点结束工作回单位，下班了，回宿舍睡觉，五点睡到八点半，补充今周历程。看剧，继续睡觉💤心情浑身疼，睁不开眼
[Right,, , at five o clock get up, wash, dining hall, get on the bus at six, set off at six, seven exam, unstable electricity, over ten past ten and eleven o clock start to have a meal, distribution of disputed votes constitute the half past , waiting for the chattering, the summary results report, finish work at four o clock back to the unit, off work, back to the dormitory sleep, sleep till half-past five o clock, added this week. 看剧，继续睡觉💤心情浑身疼，睁不开眼 ]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
猫扑：【宠物狗跟着主人晨跑，遭投毒倒地抽搐】月日，广东深圳。市民陈先生带宠物狗晨跑时，狗突然抽搐倒地，随后被一骑电动车男子抓走。经查，作案的是一偷狗团伙，毒杀狗后贩卖至狗肉档，每只售价约元。tRQeWHVC （via澎湃新闻）
[The dog followed the host is running in the morning, was poisoned ground twitching 】 month day, shenzhen in guangdong. When citizens Chen pet dogs running in the morning, the dog suddenly twitching fall on the ground, then snatched a ride electric man. Via checking, gang crime is a steal a dog, dog poisoning after selling to dog meat, $yuan each. TRQeWHVC (via surging news)]
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新浪汽车：别闹[笑而不语]@Homer拒绝介绍自己：能跑过思域么？
[Dont make [smiling without a word] @ Homer refused to introduce myself can run the civic?]
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冷笑话精选：受害猫“大大”接受采访，亲口讲述自己饱受铲屎官骚扰的经过，希望人类好好反省[喵喵]
tRQeHmDt
[Suffer the cat significantly in an interview, tell oneself after being harried by squads of shovel excrement officer, want to reflect on human [meow] < br > tRQeHmDt]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
知乎：#岁人生攻略# 之前从来没想过离开上海，现在却已逃离👉tRQEDCKF
[#岁人生攻略# 之前从来没想过离开上海，现在却已逃离👉tRQEDCKF ]
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微博搞笑排行榜：寒冬腊月，被【你为什不让爸妈看自己朋友圈__________________#朋友圈屏蔽爸妈#】评论温暖哭！一句句幽怨的吐槽，看似对爸妈过分关心的极度不满，细细品味“吐槽”之下其实是亲子间难以掩盖又不曾言表的爱，你愿意让爸妈 #成为圈内人# 吗？
[Cold weather, why dont you let my parents see their circle of friends __________________ # # friends shielding parents] comments warm cry! Shining bitterness of ridicule, seemingly on parents too much care about extreme discontent, savor under the fun is actually difficult to hide between parent and never words of love, you want to let my parents as insider # #? ]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
汽车之家：#家家试驾评测##帝豪GL#【诚意满满的改款 试驾款帝豪GL .T】随着年的结束，各大厂商都陆陆续续交出过去一年的“答卷”。从最终的成绩来看，吉利汽车无疑是大赢家，全年累计销量达.万辆，同比增长%，非常亮眼。新年伊始，吉利就已经摩拳擦掌，抢在元旦就推出了款帝豪GL，意在打响车...全文： m.weibo
[# every test evaluation # # emgrand GL# 【 change with full sincerity Test drive emgrand GL, T 】 along with the end of the year, each big manufacturers gradually hand over the past year answer. From the point of the final result, geely automobile is definitely a big winner, accumulative total sales of all the year round. Thousands of vehicles, year-on-year growth %, very bright eye. At the beginning of the New Year, geely will have fight, rob to emgrand GL launched on New Years day, to be launched car... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷：豆瓣.分TVB剧集#迷#即将开播！@鄭嘉穎KC @田蕊妮 领衔主演，胆小怕事的重案组督察万乔柏遇上女强人记者计颖妍，会发生哪些荒诞故事？面对诱惑他们会做出什么样的不同抉择？[思考]剧情不走寻常路， 逃离荒谬的人生迷宫，谁又可以在迷途中找到出路？优酷.日中午全网独播，期待ing！！...全文： m.weibo
[Douban. Points TVB series # # will be started! @ Kevin cheng KC @ crystal tin the lead, the timid homicide supervision meets women journalists JiYingYan Wan Qiaobai, what will happen the absurd story? What kind of different decisions they will face temptation? [thinking] come plot, escape the absurd life is a maze, and who can find a way out in the stray? Youku. So at noon alone, looking forward to ing!!!!! ... The full text m. eibo]
新沐sunshine：，相对轻松很多很多，似乎是没有任务的两天，勤勤恳恳制表，发邮件，把资料又从头到尾梳理一遍，下午三点开会为此没有去谈话，辛苦小组成员，拿错本[黑线]，非常具体的工作都记不清了，七秒的记忆就是这样[黑线]心情上午下午完全相反的决定，真是😷。心疼我的停车费元[泪][泪][泪]晚上出去玩...全文： m.weibo
[，相对轻松很多很多，似乎是没有任务的两天，勤勤恳恳制表，发邮件，把资料又从头到尾梳理一遍，下午三点开会为此没有去谈话，辛苦小组成员，拿错本[黑线]，非常具体的工作都记不清了，七秒的记忆就是这样[黑线]心情上午下午完全相反的决定，真是😷。 Love my parking yuan [tears] [tears] [] tears go out at night to play... The full text m. eibo]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
新浪汽车：#解码新车#【林肯全新领航员正式上市 售.万元起】备受瞩目的林肯全新领航员正式上市。新车定位为全尺寸SUV，采用全新家族式设计语言，整体豪华感再次得到了提升。并配.T+AT动力组合，售价为.万-.万。
[# decoding new car # [Lincoln navigator officially listed new sales. Ten thousand yuan 】 Lincolns high-profile new pilots officially listed. New car positioning for full-size suvs, adopt new family design language, the overall sense of luxury has improved again. And match. T + AT power combination, priced AT. M -.. ]
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冷笑话精选：书荒的码一下[并不简单]@大神说都值得一看，马@Golden-K还有几本没看过。mark
[Book waste yards of the [] are not simple @ great god is worth a look, the horse @ Golden - K and some havent seen. mark]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪新闻客户端：[吃惊]
[[surprised]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
当当李国庆：tRQejMmK
[tRQejMmK]
我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵
小浪同学爱吐槽：【岁美貌大妈色诱多男子拍下裸照 勒索钱财被公诉】离异女子李小美虽然已经岁了，但比同龄人洋气时髦很多。因这几年，钱越来越不容易挣，便萌生了靠色生财的想法↓↓tRQel
[How old aunt seduce beauty man photographed nude blackmail money by public prosecution 】 though divorced woman Li Xiaomei is old, but western style than their peers more fashionable. Because of this a few years, more and more is not easy to earn money, you are near the color left left tRQel money-making ideas]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
猫扑：主人把小仓鼠带下楼后，小家伙只想回到楼上的小窝，一心要回去，真的好努力，好用力了。感觉看得好励志，想为它加油！tRQdRjD （via我的朋友是个呆B）
[Master the hamsters taken down the back, little one just want to go back upstairs fossa, he was determined to go back, really good hard, good hard. Feel look good self-help, want to cheer for it! Stay tRQdRjD (via a friend of mine is a B)]
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南方都市报：【旬旅客突发脑梗，列车提速提前分钟到站[心]】月日，一位回乡探亲的老年旅客在K次列车上突发脑梗。列车紧急提速，提前分钟到达河南桐柏火车站。同行老伴对列车员和民警又道歉又道谢。tRQdbsrp
[The ten-day sudden cerebral infarction, passenger trains minutes early arrive station [heart]] month day, a return visit elderly passengers in train K times due to cerebral infarction. Train emergency acceleration, arrive at henan tongbai railway station minutes early. Peer wife of conductor and civilian police to apologize and thanks. tRQdbsrp]
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微博搞笑排行榜：#一千零一个江湖梦#玩了玩楚留香，画风很美，质朴不夸张，是我喜欢类型。可以比武竞技，也可以到处看风景，还可以做任务养成江湖人格，话说回来，如果生活在古代，要怎样才能很好地活下去啊[doge]
[# # one thousand and one runescape dream chu liuxiang, play the play style is very beautiful, plain literally, is I like type. Can play, also can see the scenery, everywhere can do the task to develop jianghu personality, then again, if life in ancient times, how can live well ah [doge]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
ZAKER：【乐视网千万买单，谁在接飞刀？】 乐视网千万买单背后，到底是谁在接飞刀？乐视又会有多少跌停？ tRQeLbx
[【 networks must pay, who is on the fly knife? Networks must pay back, who is on the fly knife? How many drop stop Letv again? tRQeLbx]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
优酷：#优酷最强大脑#@潘粤明 哥哥，今天又在优酷刷了一遍你的那期《最强大脑》[撅嘴] 看到你开心，优酷君就开心。[doge] 想你，想要明信片和特产~ [害羞] #最强大脑# @潘粤明工作室 @潘粤明粉丝全国后援会
[# youku brain strongest # @ purpose of elder brother, today again in youku brush again you of that period the strongest brain [pouting] see you happy, youku jun is happy. Doge miss you, want to postcards and specialty strongest brain ~ [shy] # # @ purpose of studio @ purpose of fans support across the country]
知乎：【鲜芋仙的芋圆怎么做？】会飞的黄油：「做芋圆，一个重要食材是木薯粉。不同颜色的芋圆都是加入一些有色食材，比如常见的黄色芋圆可以加南瓜，紫色芋圆要加紫薯。因为都是些粗粮膳食纤维都比较丰富，所以还蛮适合减肥吃的。」👉tRQepdOK
[The fresh taro fairy taro round to do? Do flying butter taro circle, is an important ingredient of cassava powder. Different colors of taro round is to add some color ingredients, such as common yellow round can add pumpkin, taro purple taro circle with purple potato. Because are more roughage fiber are rich, so also suits to eat to lose weight. 👉tRQepdOK ]
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新浪新闻客户端：这一跪可是当着全班同学的面，孩子的心理能承受的了吗？[费解]
[The kneeling in front of the class, however, the childs psychological can afford? [difficult]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
新浪汽车：#出行生活# 比坐在宝马上哭幸福吗？
[# # travel life than a BMW crying on happiness? ]
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猫扑：【岁老人当裸模，称子女嫌弃，死了也不收尸】成都岁的王肃中老人做“裸模”年，每天往返于学校和公租房，可观的收入改善了他窘迫的生活，却不被子女接受，“死了也不给我收尸”。老人觉得这是一门艺术，更重要的是在学校有人关心，有人一起说话。当模特名气大了，他还在一部“空巢老人招租女房客...全文： m.weibo
[【 years old when a nude model, said children abandon, dead also dont body 】 in chengdu, wang shu nude model, the old man do every day to and from school and public housing, considerable income improved the lives of his distress, but not accepted by children, dead also dont give me the body. The old man thought it is an art, what is more important in the school been concerned about, someone to talk together. When models fame, he is still in an empty nest old man for lease tenant... The full text m. eibo]
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Autobeta汽车杂志：【被抓小偷现场示范破车窗玻璃方法[吃惊]】快过年了，请勿把贵重物品放在车内！转发提醒 tRaZehTD
[【 caught the thief live demonstration to break the window glass method [surprised]] the Chinese New Year is coming soon, please dont put valuables in the car! Remind tRaZehTD forward]
国内外汽车资讯速递，依据新车进行点评，欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力，喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。
音悦台：《高能少年团》#王俊凯#遭#张一山#花式捏脸，超可爱！凯凯睡姿曝光，优雅的睡姿简直睡觉界的一股清流啊[允悲]tRQeKvzs
[The energetic youth club # # # # chun-kai wang was yishan zhang fancy pinched face, super cute! KaiKai position exposure, elegant position was sleeping world a cleanallow sad tRQeKvzs]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass
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冷笑话精选：世界上最小的肯德基，有点可爱！
tRQeaXh
[The worlds smallest KFC, a little cute! < br > tRQeaXh]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
一块去旅行：下雪了 想和喜欢的人 一起在雪中漫步 一不小心就白了头
[Snow think and favorite people together to walk in the Snow White head carelessly]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
平安北京：#平安在身边#过年家长一定得叮嘱孩子，千万不要让孩子往井盖或者化粪池里面扔鞭炮！！ tRQgWpXy
[# # peace around Chinese New Year parents must told the child, dont let the child to throw firecrackers covers or septic tank inside!! tRQgWpXy]
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汽车之家：#家家试驾评测##丰田凯美瑞#【表现依旧均衡 丰田凯美瑞.L微试车】全新一代的国产丰田凯美瑞上市以来，它的运动性就广被提及，事实上它真的变运动了吗？tRQdxQP
[# every test evaluation # # # Toyota camry 【 micro test performance remains balanced Toyota camry. L 】 a new generation of domestic listed since Toyota camry, its motility is widely referred to, in fact it really turned movement? tRQdxQP]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷：一个人要是没有自由意志，跟禽兽又有什么分别呢？本期#梁文道一千零一夜#导读《狂人日记》，满篇痴人的呓语，狂人的梦话，讲述着最残酷的吃人社会；鲁迅毫不隐晦地告诉我们他的悲观、绝望、虚无甚至某种黑暗。试问你是否也“吃过”人呢？
tRQrve
[A person without free will, with the beast what respectively? This # # for one thousand night reading the diary of a madman, according a tree-trunk, diction, mad men talk in a dream, tell us about the most cruel to eat human society; Lu xun is implicitly tells us his pessimism, despair, nothing even a dark. Try to ask you whether is eaten? < br > tRQrve]
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