作为妖王，又要管理妖界民生，又要带兵打仗，一年来忙忙碌碌也是辛苦。要说心里还有什么遗憾的话，就是过年了，想吃一顿有妈妈味道的团圆饭。听说麦当劳可以帮我们的胡巴圆梦，那就让小编带大家一起去看一看吧。 @麦当劳 @电影捉妖记 @捉妖记胡巴
[As the lich king, and to manage demon world and peoples livelihood, and troops in battle, busy is also hard for a year. To say what regret in my heart, is the New Year, want to eat a meal tastes mother feast of reunion. Heard that McDonalds can help us hu interpreta dream, let small make up take you to go take a look. @ @ McDonalds movie to catch demon remember @ catch demon ji hu and]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：#出行生活# 台湾的交通现状，感受一下[doge] tRQSx
[# # Taiwan travel lifes traffic situation, feeling the doge tRQSx]
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最丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：拖延在一些情况下是好的？个体长期处于焦虑状态之下会自动进入拖延状态？#不拖延才有病#[二哈]你不可缺少的“单胺氧化酶A”#你说的都对#考一考看似认真的你，你听懂了“酶”？[摊手]
tRQKlO
[Delay in some cases is good? Individuals under a state of anxiety for a long time will be automatically entered into a state of procrastination? # # dont delay ill [two ha] you indispensable monoamine oxidase A # # you said all right to take an examination of A seemingly serious test you, you understand the enzyme ? [stand hand] < br > tRQKlO]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【法国哭晕，中国人山寨了整个巴黎！[吃惊]】一位法国摄影师发现杭州有一个“天都城”，这里不但有多米高的埃菲尔铁塔，大到凡尔赛宫，小到路灯、雕塑、园林都有，于是他拿出一周的时间，在天都城拍摄又回到巴黎拍摄了相似场景，便“成就”了这样一组对比之作↓↓tRQolva
[[French cry is dizzy, the Chinese hold the whole Paris! [surprised]], a French photographer found in hangzhou with a capital day, here not only has many meters high Eiffel Tower, big to Versailles, small to street lamp, sculpture, garden, so he took out a week, in the days of capital returned to Paris took similar scenes, then such a set of contrast achievement in the left left tRQolva down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
微博搞笑排行榜：猴子：当时我也没多想上去就是一耳光[摊手] tRQolvK
[Monkey at that time I didnt want to go up is a slap tRQolvK [stand hand]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
玩转instagram：每次看到这样的甜点，口水就流个不停[舔屏]
[Every time I see such a dessert, the saliva will flow a lot [lick screen]]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
汽车之家：#家家汽车文化##奔驰AMG# 为赛道而生 暴改奔驰AMG GT S秀身姿tRQJwPN
[# # # every auto culture Benz AMG# born to track Critical to Mercedes AMG GT S show posture tRQJwPN]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷：#我的青春遇见你# 招娣@姜妍二胖 临阵磨枪还没来得及用就赶上下岗大潮下岗了，因为销量一直垫底不得不被裁员，眼圈都红了也没能保住工作。小伙伴们你们的父母赶上过下岗大潮吗？有故事在评论里分享给优酷君有机会获得男女主角签名照一张哦~tRQaROL
[# # I meet you my youth for her @ Jiang Yan two fat guns even had time to use it catch up with the tide of come off sentry duty laid off, because the sales has been the bottom had to be cut, got red in the rim of the eye also failed to keep their jobs. Friends to your parents caught in the tide of come off sentry duty? A story in the comments Shared with youku you have access to the men and women protagonist tRQaROL autographed a ~]
猫扑：【逃犯持刀拒捕，被警察开枪击伤！有人却说“小题大做”……】近日，在湖南武冈，民警抓捕一涉嫌贩毒和盗窃的嫌疑人周某，周某持刀拒捕。民警鸣枪示警无效后，开枪击伤周某腿部，将其制服。事后，“键盘侠”却说：叉子就能解决，为什么开枪？网友怒怼……tRQaRO（via中国青年报）
[The escaped prisoner knife resisting arrest, police shot and wounded! Someone said make a mountain out of a molehill... 】 Recently, in hunan province government, civilian police arrest a suspected of drug trafficking and theft suspects in the weekend, the weekend with a knife resisting arrest. Police fired warning shots to be null and void, the shot and wounded some legs, the uniform. After the event, said the keyboard man can solve the fork, why shot? Netizens nu Dui... TRQaRO (via the China youth daily)]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：女农村岁，大宝男岁，特别调皮难管教。平常婆婆帮忙待。我是考虑自己的年龄接着要二胎。还是考虑大宝暂时不要。过几年在要。我感觉自己做不到无条件爱孩子。每次他不听哄一直闹脾气，我就想躲起来。或者不和他说话。我和我老公原生态家庭都不理想。我感觉现在教育不好，以后会越来...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend female rural old, dabao male age, particularly naughty difficult discipline. Usual mother-in-law help to stay. I am considering their age and then to a second child. Or consider dabao dont. To be in a few years. I felt I couldnt do the unconditional love children. Every time he didnt listen to coax always be moody, I wanted to hide. Or dont talk to him. My husband and I original families are not ideal. I feel now, education is not good, later will come... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
但斌：地道的成都火锅🍲
[地道的成都火锅🍲 ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：【#爱的时差#未播花絮】在积木游戏“真心话、大冒险”环节中，“西柚”夫妇上演甜蜜“马杀鸡”，轮流按摩直至对方满意，何猷君则“真心话”吐露小明让自己最心动的一刻！！回忆起“壁咚”瞬间，@Ming奚梦瑶 掩面害羞了哟~#优酷粉综艺#
tRQGqO
[# # is not the time difference between sowing love tidbits 】 【 in board games of truth, big adventure , grapefruit couple sweet massage, take turns to massage until each other satisfied, Lawrence jun is true confide xiaoming let oneself the most enchanted moment!! Recall wall dong moment, @ Ming Ming xi hid shy yo ~ # # youku powder variety < br > tRQGqO]
优酷：你们的老大 @马振桓Evan 明天月日点 在优酷星球星驾到和你们聊天啦 @星球星驾到 @优酷星球 @终极一班官微 还不快来和他聊天 #终极一班#
星驾到直达请戳：tRQxlb
tRQxlq
[Your eldest brother @ Ma Zhenhuan Evan tomorrow June points in youku star star girl and you chat @ star star! @ @ youku planetd officer micro still not quick to chat with his # #d < br > star landing on direct please stamp tRQxlb < br > tRQxlq]
小野妹子学吐槽：完全一样的台词，代入左右不同的脸，你就会自动脑补出不同的声音...效果也是完全不同[拜拜]
[Exactly the same lines, generation about the different face, you will automatically imagine different sounds... Effect is completely different [bynum]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
冷笑话精选：曾经的你 VS 现在的你……
老了老了，骚不动了[二哈]
[Once you VS you now... < br > old old, SAO did not move ,]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：没必要拉黑，骂我的都不拉黑！留着吧！[笑cry]@好脾气回复@刮风下雨睡觉那你应该去但总微博下面直接说[赞]我的微博下面，大家都清楚，说但总坏话我会拉黑的[哈哈]因此，不会有。@刮风下雨睡觉无他，就是表达一下我的看法。因为毕竟还是有不少人对但总有异议的。
[Dont need to block, block scold me! Keep it! [laughing cry] @ reply good temper @ windy rain that you should go to sleep but always said weibo directly below [who] my weibo below, we all know, speak ill but always I will block (haha) as a result, there will be no. @ windy rain to sleep without him, is to express my views. Because, after all, there are still a lot of people but there is the objection.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
猫扑：看到我的小心心了吗tRQMEH
[See my heart yet tRQMEH carefully]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
但斌：转：“乐视网今日复牌跌停，全日成交万元；盘后龙虎榜显示，中信证券北京总部买入万元，国泰君安深圳益田路卖出万元。[呲牙]”
[Turn le networks today resumption of drop stop, all ten thousand yuan; After-hours billboard display, citic securities in Beijing headquarters to buy ten thousand yuan, guotai junan shenzhen yi entrance sold ten thousand yuan. [yi tooth]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：转：家上会，家被否，家获得通过。这是日召开的发审会审核的IPO申请的情况。对此，业内人士表示，这进一步表明证监会对IPO的把关越来越严。有媒体梳理后注意到，今年以来，发审委已经审核了家企业的首发申请，其中，家获得通过，家被否，家暂缓表决，通过率（不包括家取消审核的企业）仅...全文： m.weibo
[Family will turn home, was no, approved. This is a hair trial will review the IPO application. To this, the personage inside course of study says, which further indicates that the control of the CSRC for ipos is more and more strict. Media comb after notice, since this year, issuance examination committee has reviewed companies starting application, among them, the house passed, home was no, home to suspend a vote, pass rate (not including cancel audit companies) only... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：【阿里研究院高红冰：数字经济将是大趋势】阿里研究院院长高红冰在新经济智库峰会上，分享新洞见称，年全球市值最高的家公司里，北美有家，欧洲有家；家来自于传统行业，家来自网络科技公司。但五年以后，全球市值最高的家公司，家是美国公司，两家是中国公司，欧洲公司没有了。其中传统...全文： m.weibo
[[ali institute Gao Gongbing digital economy will be a big trend 】 ali dean Gao Gongbing think-tank summit in the new economy, to share new insights, said in the worlds most valuable companies in North America have a home, Europe has a home; Home from traditional industries, from network technology companies. But five years later, the worlds most valuable companies, is an American company, two is a Chinese company, European companies. The traditional... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：【王石：走过“至暗时刻”的四点感悟】王石日晚在“回归未来”-跨年之夜上透露，人生“至暗时刻”并非宝万之争，而是年汶川大地震时自己的言语之故招致对万科的舆论冲击。当时甚至有人劝他辞去万科董事长职务、离开中国，让未来时间作判断。岁的王石回顾岁的自己，“像个青涩的苹果...全文： m.weibo
[[wang shi through to the dark moment four feeling 】 in back to the future - Wang Shiri night on New Years eve, according to treasure to dark moment life isnt all wars, but when wenchuan earthquake in your own words the property incurred on the opinion of the vanke. Even at that time he was advised to quit vanke chairman, leaving China, to judge the future time. Wang shi review myself, at the age of like a green apple... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
一块去旅行：芬兰冬夜的星空 美到让人窒息
[Finnish winter night sky beauty to let a person suffocate]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
但斌：【美国前副国务卿：特朗普去达沃斯是因中国】日，年达沃斯论坛正式拉开帷幕，今年共有位国家元首或政府首脑和位主要国际机构的领导人出席论坛，参会的全球领袖人数创下历次之最。其中，包括法国总统马克龙、英国首相特蕾莎·梅、加拿大总理特鲁多、印度总理莫迪、欧委会主席容克、联合国秘书...全文： m.weibo
[[former U.S. deputy secretary of state trump to davos is because of China, in davos BBS officially kicked off, this year a total of heads of state or government and leaders of major international institutions to attend the BBS, number of world leaders to attend a past. , including French President marolon, Britains prime minister, Theresa may, the Canadian prime minister trudeau, Indias prime minister, Mr Modi, jean-claude juncker, chairman of the European commission, the United Nations secretary... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
汽车之家：#家家汽车文化##海马S#【广东天顿饭游记()现烤的烧鹅和叉烧】年广-顺-中游记到这里已经是最后一篇了，在这次游记里我们将会在新会去吃现烤的烧鹅和叉烧。tRQIKDM
[Hippocampal s # # # # every auto culture [guangdong travel () day meal cooked roast goose and barbecued pork 】 wide - cis - travel here is already in the final article, we will be in the travel notes in the new will be cooked to eat roast goose and pork. tRQIKDM]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷：见过#军师联盟之虎啸龙吟#里演技炸裂的冢虎司马懿@吴秀波 [笑而不语]但你见过又潮又浪不一样的波叔嘛？武能桌球一杆定乾坤，文能偶遇萌妹玩抖音，最重要的是还能写字的情歌对着矮大紧@高晓松 深情献唱[允悲][允悲][允悲]优酷君被苏翻了要wuli仲达抱抱才起来！tRQIKrT
[Seen # mastermind alliance roars of dragons @ # acting burst in the burial tiger sima yi super wu [smiling without a word] but have you ever seen a tide and waves of different wave uncle? Wu can table tennis a bar set, wen can encounter of the younger sister play trill, the most important is also can write love songs on the short big tight @ gao soulful singing [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] youku jun was Sue turned to wuli chongda hold up! tRQIKrT]
Origins悦木之源：#悦木之源 我要试水#今天是腊八节，俗话说，过了腊八就是年。悦球小伙伴们，有没有感觉到空气中的年味在慢慢发酵~团聚时刻渐近，等待的时光里别忘记时刻修炼水润美肌。Origins悦木之源一饮而尽面膜，迅速滋养深层缺水肌肤，赶走憔悴干燥，肌肤重拾健康水嫩。
[The source of # yue wood I want to test the waters # is laba festival today, as the saying goes, laba is years. Yue ball friends, have you ever felt the festival atmosphere in air slowly fermentation ~ reunion moment asymptotic, waiting for the moment of time dont forget the science of uniting the water embellish skin. Origins of yue wood drink off the mask, the source of deep nourish dry skin quickly, away gaunt and dry, water tender skin to regain health. ]
Origins悦木之源：有人只见植物草木；我们却见突破万物；你会看见悦目肌肤！
新浪汽车：#新浪年度车#【[话筒]超强评委阵容第波！】新浪年度车颁奖盛典即将来袭，评委们会为哪辆车投出宝贵的一票？今年的年度车大奖又会花落谁家？月日锁定@新浪汽车 ，为你揭晓答案！
[# # sina annual car [[microphone] super judges line-up in the first wave! Sina car annual award ceremony is about to hit, the judges will be car threw a valuable ticket? Car of the year award, who will? Date of locking @ sina car, announced an answer for you! ]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
小野妹子学吐槽：#让爱聊不停#你不会知道，一个无心的举动 会给爱你的人带来怎样的失落；一句简单的回应 在TA的心里泛起多大的涟漪。看到这个爸爸因女儿一句话而露出的或心酸或满足的表情，我瞬间泪目~TA 很爱你，记得陪TA说说话~@良品铺子 稳！tRQmnCtu
[# # let love chat on you dont know, a careless move will bring to the people who love you how frustrated; A simple response to much on the ripples in the heart of TA. See the father for daughter words show or sad or meet expression, instant tears ~ TA love you very much, I remember talk with TA ~ @ ryohin keikaku workshop stability! tRQmnCtu]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
南方都市报：【太孤独！猫咪患上抑郁症，舔伤自己：主人你多陪陪我[可怜]】近日，在上海一家宠物医院内，来了一位年轻白领和她的小猫咪。主人工作太忙经常出差，猫咪则缺乏陪伴得了抑郁症，将自己舔伤。不光是人类，猫咪也需要陪伴。梨视频tRQuvQqX
[【 so lonely! Cat depression, lick the hurt yourself, you spend more time with my host [poor]] recently, a pet hospital in Shanghai, came a young white-collar and her kittens. Master work too busy travel, cat lacks company suffered from depression, will lick the wounds themselves. Not only is the human, cat also need company. Pear video tRQuvQqX]
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青年时报：【小鹿被困冰面：不是我想劈叉 实在是太滑了】近日，纽约一个结冰的湖面上，一只鹿被困在上面，被迫不断上演“劈叉”。当地消防员接警赶到后，在湖面“匍匐”前进营救。最后，人和鹿一起被拽上岸。[心]
tRQQJX
[【 trapped fawn ice no I dont think the splits is too slippery 】 recently, a frozen lake, New York, a deer was trapped in the above and forced perpetually splits. Local firemen arrived after receiving alarm, rescue in the lake creeping. Together in the end, and the deer was dragged to shore. [heart] < br > tRQQJX]
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但斌：转：两日最佳段子：今天乐视还有万资金冲了进去，个人觉得，这恰恰说明昨天IPO被否的康宁医院目标客户群体巨大，行业发展向好啊[呲牙]
[ two days the best jokes today went in and all money, personal feel, this is precisely the IPO yesterday was no kangning hospital huge target customer groups, industry development good ahyi tooth]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
微博汽车：#趣你的汽车# 你心目中最丑的一辆车是什么？为什么？tRQtDQy
[# # interest your car you mind what is the most ugly of a car? Why is that? tRQtDQy]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
优酷：【#爱的时差#未播花絮】人生每一个不同的阶段，都有不同人停留，无论是恋爱十一年“触球生情”的@马苏，还是双子座粘人大男孩@于小彤 。每个人都有过恋情失败的经历，不管没关系，记得收拾好心情重新出发，更适合自己的人就在下一个拐角。#优酷粉综艺#
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[[# love # is not the time difference between sowing tidbits] each of the different stages in life, there are different people, whether it is the eleventh year of love touch love @ su, or Gemini boy @ Jim. Everyone has the experience of a failed relationship, whether its ok, remember to pack a good mood to start, more suitable for their own people at the next corner. # # youku powder variety < br > tRQuXaC]
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