在哈佛进修这么多年终于派上用场了[doge]立马下了芝士超人，就等：抢万了
[To pursue advanced study in harvard for so many years finally come in handy at once [doge] under the cheese superman, such as wanna grab]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
猫扑：养一只小袋鼠宠物会是什么样的体验[二哈]tRQEEIR （via@柚子木字幕组）
[A small kangaroo pets will be what kind of experience [two ha] tRQEEIR (via @ grapefruit wood subtitle group)]
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新浪汽车：#新浪年度车#【[话筒]超强评委阵容第波！】新浪年度车颁奖盛典即将来袭，评委们会为哪辆车投出宝贵的一票？今年的年度车大奖又会花落谁家？月日锁定@新浪汽车 ，为你揭晓答案！
[# # sina annual car [[microphone] super judges line-up in the first wave! Sina car annual award ceremony is about to hit, the judges will be car threw a valuable ticket? Car of the year award, who will? Date of locking @ sina car, announced an answer for you! ]
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薛蛮子：好人好事好心情 tRyhjfau
[Good good good mood tRyhjfau]
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小米手机：当你没带门禁卡时，还需要向别人电话求救吗？本期 #小米手机学院#，教你「如何用手机直接刷开门禁」，来，MIUI门卡模拟了解一下！[哆啦A梦花心] tRQntASI
[When you dont have entrance card, still need to call for help from others? This # # institute of millet phone, teach you how to brush with mobile phone directly open entrance guard, to beautiful MIUI door card simulation find out! TRQntASI [doraemon flower heart]]
探索黑科技，为发烧而生。
薛蛮子：回复@plmmlife我的民宿也有一所老町屋就在东寺墙外@plmmlife京都是好地方，历史悠久，古迹保护的很好，希望来年有机会带女儿一起去。不知道东寺附近是否有民宿[鲜花][鲜花][鲜花]@薛蛮子回复@陈建芳傻逼天天有，喷子格外多。@陈建芳顺手举报了，坐等被封
[Reply @ plmmlife my home stay facility also has an old town house in east temple wall @ plmmlife Kyoto is a good place, has a long history, heritage protection is very good, want to have the opportunity to take my daughter to go next year. Dont know whether there is a home stay facility near east temple [flowers] [flowers] [flowers] @ xue barbarian reply @ zheng lianfu silly force, every day there are spray very much. @ zheng lianfu reporting, without waiting for]
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猫扑：广州惊现刷屏网红狗，四处围堵路人，路人竟然还表示很过瘾？原来是送#史上最走心的祝福#，狗年让大家涨涨“吸旺”姿势，快看旺狗如何四处卖萌撩人。tRQnPkPR
[Guangzhou, near refresh network red dog, encirclement around passers-by, passers-by unexpectedly also said very enjoyable? Turned out to be sent away heart blessing # # history, let people rose up in the year of dog swan posture, look at how prosperous dog show MOE hot all around. tRQnPkPR]
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新浪汽车：#出行生活#【雪后雕了一辆雪车 交警差点准备贴罚单[doge]】当地时间月日，加拿大蒙特利尔，一场大雪后，地面积雪足有cm，艺术家西蒙雕了一辆车，逼真到警察以为是违章停车，准备开罚单。反复观察后，警察发现那只是一辆“雪车”，便留下纸条：“因为你我们今晚很开心！via.新京报 ...全文： m.weibo
[# # travel life 【 sculpt a car after a snow machines traffic police almost ready to stick a ticket [doge]], local time, Montreal, Canada, after a heavy snow, snow on the ground with cm, artist Simon carved a car, is clear to the police thought it was parking, ready for a ticket. After repeated observations, the police found that it was just a snow machines, then leave a note because of you we are very happy tonight! Via the Beijing news... The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选：终于看到《皇后大道东》的现场版了！
充满年代感！超好听[二哈]
tRQnqjc
[Finally saw the live edition of the queens road east! < br > with s feeling! Super nice [two ha] < br > tRQnqjc]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
南方都市报：【另一种美！显微镜下的摄影】一只受到某种真菌攻击的蚊子；在指尖上形成的汗珠；这些画面都是显微镜下的延时摄影！这种拍摄的方式叫做显微摄影。戳视频，仿佛进入奇幻森林，谁能想象微观的世界竟然也蕴藏着这样强大的美！（中国日报）tRHbty
[【 another beautiful! The microscopic photography 】 a certain fungi attacks mosquito; Sweat formed on the tip of the finger; These images are microscopic time-lapse photography! This way is called the micrograph. Poke video, as if into the fantasy forest, who can imagine the microscopic world also contains such powerful beauty! TRHbty (China Daily)]
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微博搞笑排行榜：希望这是看到考试成绩后的你！[哈哈]
[Hope this is see test scores after you! [ha ha]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
青年时报：【注意！受雨雪天气影响，月日—日铁路杭州站停运部分列车】铁路杭州站发布消息称：受雨雪天气影响，年月、、日铁路杭州站停运部分列车，如已在网上购买上述停运车次车票尚未取票的旅客，可在网上直接办理退票。如已取票或人工窗口购票的旅客可到杭州站、杭州东站售票处办理退票……...全文： m.weibo
[【 note! Affected by rain and snow weather, June - day railway station of hangzhou railway trains 】 the hangzhou railway station said in a news release that affected by rain and snow days,,,, hangzhou railway station railway trains, if already in the railway train tickets online purchase has yet to collect the tickets of passengers, a refund can be directly on the Internet. If already collect the tickets or artificial window ticket passengers can make a refund, hangzhou east station ticket office at the hangzhou station... ... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【泰国男子肛门藏毒 配合搜身泰然自若[摊手]】日前，泰国帕夭府纯县警方逮捕了一名涉嫌贩毒的岁男子。乍一看男子并没携带什么可疑物品，对于警方提出的搜身要求，男子也十分配合...直到这一小动作出卖了他↓↓警方才发现他将颗安非他命藏于肛门中...画面蜜汁尴尬↓↓tRQnGTw
[The Thai man poison the anus Cooperate with search poised [stand hand]], Thailand Mr Yao fu pure county police arrested a suspected drug - year - old man. At first glance the man didnt carry any suspicious objects, to the police the search request, man is also very fit... Until a little affectations betrayed him left left the police found out he hid a amphetamine in anal... Honeydew embarrassed left left tRQnGTw picture]
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但斌：回复@英乍尼[心][鲜花][握手]@英乍尼但总的为人，我看在眼里，感在心里！一个人的善良一面可以折射出他很多方面！这个伟大时代给予了我们这样好的榜样，我们心怀感恩！倍加珍惜！
[Reply @ the British at first glance, [heart] [flowers] [shake hands] @ English at first, but the total is I see in the eye, feeling in my heart! A persons good side can reflect his many ways! This great era gave us such a good example, we be grateful! Cherish!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
汽车之家：#家家试驾评测##中华V#【中庸是生存之道 测试中华V .T尊贵型】年月份，一辆紧凑型车的钥匙交到我手上，那是去年我接的第一辆测试车，它的名字是中华H；前几天，我接过一辆紧凑型SUV的钥匙，这是今年我接的第一辆测试车，它叫中华V。不知道是不是命运的安排，我两年的“开年之作”都献给了中...全文： m.weibo
[# every test evaluation # # the V# 【 the doctrine of the mean is survival test of v. T and prestige 】 in years, a compact car keys in my hand, it is my first test car pick up last year, it is the name of the H; A few days ago, I took a compact SUVs key, this is my first test car pick up for this year, its called the V. I dont know is fate, I two years in the open to the... The full text m. eibo]
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tRQClorp
[The warm heart! A free hotel Spring Festival, and you must live 】 days, this hotel is doing only one thing, only to wait for a person, and this hotel you have to live, no matter where you go, you know it... # there are hotels Spring Festival free # # # hope in true < br > tRQClorp]
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优酷：#优酷粉综艺#直率洒脱@宁静 面对不习惯的休闲服、运动鞋也会用“来都来了！”安慰自己，最后享受在打拳的乐趣里[偷笑][偷笑]生活中的烦恼多大点事啊，“国人五大宽容原则”你造嘛？#爱的时差#每周四优酷全网独播，保证你的烦恼甩到九霄云外！！
[@ # # youku powder variety blunt free and easy In the face of not accustomed to casual wear, sports shoes also use to all here! Comfort myself, finally enjoy the pleasure of the boxing in [laughing] [laughing] worry how much something in life, the Chinese five big tolerance principle you made? Time # # love SiYou cool cut in a week alone, keep your worries to cloud nine outside!! ]
青年时报：【杭州人为“拾荒老人”韦思浩雕像，他的无私大爱在这个冬日得到延续！】今天下午的杭州图书馆，一场与众不同的纪念展“精神世界的拾荒者——韦思浩老人事迹展”在此进行。来参加这个展览的有白发苍苍的老人，也有咿呀学语的幼儿，展览开幕式在下午两点半，但不到两点，已经来了许多人，他们有些聚在展...全文： m.weibo
[[hangzhou people rubbish WeiSiHao statue, his selfless love has continued in the winter!) Hangzhou library this afternoon, a special show the spiritual world of scavengers -- ShiJiZhan WeiSiHao old man in this. To participate in the exhibition has a white-haired old man, also have once children, exhibition opening ceremony at in the afternoon, but less than two points, has been to many people, some of them gathered in the show... The full text m. eibo]
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梁詠琪：明天是好時辰演唱會香港站倒數天，還有天我就會再踏上紅館的舞台與你們見面。期待已久！
由月初得知今年月有檔期放出，入紙申請、到確定舉行，這一切都發生得好快好突然，雖然我一直都以平常心面對成敗得失，但聽到這個消息的那一刻，我依然淚眼盈眶，因為...我知道期待這好消息的人不只我一...全文： m.weibo
[Tomorrow is a good hour concert in Hong Kong last day, there are days I would meet again set foot on the stage of the red light with you. Looking forward to already a long time! < br > < br > informed by early released this month, the paper application, to determine, it all happened so fast good suddenly, although I measure success and gain by common heart to face all the time, but to hear the news that moment, I still full of tears, because... I know people look forward to the good news is not I a... The full text m. eibo]
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苍井空：我每天喝酒🍷
[我每天喝酒🍷 ]
大家好！我是苍井空. 有时演电影,唱歌,有时在电视节目中露露脸。为了更好的交流.我在努力地学习中文ing 工作邮箱：solaaoi@sina
青年时报：某班的小孩打针，每个人都可以做一组表情包[笑cry]，最后那个是在享受吗？？你打针时的表情是图几？ （@水蜜桃婶婶）
[A class of children injections, everyone can do a set of expression [laugh cry], the last is to enjoy?? You what figure is the expression of the injection? Aunt (@ peach)]
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青年时报：【发生了什么？雷佳音新剧哭的声泪俱下，搭档陈数却笑得停不下来】几个月前@陈数 的角色还是鹿晗的亲妈，而今她又饰演起了谍战大戏里双商在线的美女特工。今天下午，她现身杭州，参加和@雷佳音 主演的新剧《#和平饭店#》的开播发布会，也分享了许多和雷佳音合作的被笑到哭的故事……...全文： m.weibo
[[what happened? Mine better sound new cry tears, partner Chen laughs stop 】 to count the number of a few months ago @ Chen role or exos mother, and now she plays the spy drama double beauty agent business online. This afternoon, she appeared in hangzhou, participate in and @ mine better sound New series starring premiere conference # # the peace hotel, also share many and mine better story sound cooperation be laugh to cry... ... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪汽车：#大爱燃擎#【救命贴！分钟，告诉你大巴各种逃生出口↓↓】老司机告诉你大巴车的各种安全逃生出口，很有必要了解一下，关键时刻也许能救命！[心] tRQEaAm
[# # love with 【 help stick! Minutes, tell you the bus all exits left left 】 the old bus driver told you the various security exits, it is necessary to know something about, critical moment may be able to help! [heart] tRQEaAm]
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猫扑：【！八岁男孩帮姑姑卖鸡蛋灌饼，鸡蛋打得超溜[并不简单]】河南郑州，岁的二年级小男孩，岁就开始自己做饭，会炒鸡蛋，炒白菜，动手能力强。他一放学就去帮姑姑做鸡蛋灌饼，而且做得非常熟练，有模有样！男孩姑姑说，孩子放学会来帮忙，很勤快也很喜欢吃～[笑cry]@一手Video tRQRocuK
[【! Eight year old boy help aunt sell egg cake, egg played super slip [] are not simple 】 henan zhengzhou, second grade at the age of the little boy, age begin to cook, scrambled eggs, Fried cabbage, beginning ability is strong. He went to school to help aunt do egg cake, very skilled, and do good! Boy aunt said, let the child learn to come to help, very hard-working and very like to eat ~ [laugh cry] @ Video tRQRocuK]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【私家车主违停被贴罚单 诅咒交警都得糖尿病[摊手]】甘肃兰州一男青年将私家车停放在消防通道，被交警贴罚单后，他竟在个人社交平台大肆咒骂交警...原来，男子是嫌自己吃个面、违停的话时间也不会长，才埋怨交警非让他挪车...还恶语咒骂交警↓↓tRQnAv
[【 stick ticket automobile owners fail to stop Curse the traffic police have to diabetes [stand hand]] in lanzhou, gansu province, a young man will be private cars parked in the fire escape, pasted by the traffic police after ticket, he cursed the traffic police on the personal social platform... Originally, disrelish oneself man is eating noodles, refused, stop time also complained that the traffic police not only let him move car... Also the curses curse left left tRQnAv traffic police]
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Origins悦木之源：#悦木之源，我要试水# 你们猜，成为咖啡师的宋威龙，到底有送出多少颗真心？？？[害羞] 转发本条微博并@Origins悦木之源，和@宋威龙 一样，说出自己的新年试水计划，加入“试水”大军，抽位宝宝获得宋威龙同款水亮嘟嘟霜~
[# the source of wood, I want to test the waters # do you guess, become a barista veyron, the song dynasty have sent how many really??????? Forward [shy] this article weibo and @ Origins yue, the source of wood like @ song veyron, talk about their New Years test plan, to join the army of testing the waters, draw a baby get song veyron with bright water doodle frost ~]
Origins悦木之源：有人只见植物草木；我们却见突破万物；你会看见悦目肌肤！
南方都市报：【羽绒服搭八分裤露出脚踝 专家：有害健康】爱美的姑娘小伙儿喜欢裸露脚踝，医师介绍，穿类似露脚踝八分裤，寒冷会刺激下焦，引起风湿病、骨性关节炎等疾病，女孩还容易导致痛经，或者是宫寒。这样追求美付出的是健康！天气寒冷，请保护好脚踝！（看看新闻Knews）tRjySkMv
[【 down jacket by eight trousers above ankle specialist harmful 】 (like wanting a bare ankles, physicians, eight similar dew ankle pants, cold can stimulate and hardness, lead to diseases such as rheumatism, osteoarthritis, girls also easy to cause dysmenorrhea, or cold palace. So the pursuit of beauty of is healthy! The cold weather, please protect the ankle! (see news Knews) tRjySkMv]
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但斌：[握手][心][鲜花]@黄翔LHHX：但总大爱无疆，月号晚上我在现场听了您的课
[[shake hands] [heart] [flowers] @ biro LHHX but all great love without borders, September night I listened to your lecture at the scene]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选：第一次见到雪的南方人……
那些脚印全是他踩的哈哈哈哈哈哈哈[允悲] tRQnwxh
[For the first time I saw snow from the south... < br > those footprints are all ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he hurt a tRQnwxh [allow sad]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
李开复：在达沃斯一大早就做了三个采访。AI 和中国是两大话题，所以要求的采访特别多。
务实的说，目前顶尖的人工智能专家还是以美国为主，我也很尊敬这些人工智能先驱，很长一段时间，这个领域非常冷清，他们坚持做了下来，冒险做了很多尝试，才让我们今天有了百花齐放的机会。
但是中国目前崛起的速度是远远...全文： m.weibo
[Did three interviews in davos early in the morning. AI and China are two big topic, so the requirements of the interview. < br > pragmatic said, the top of the artificial intelligence experts give priority to with the United States, I also respect these pioneers of artificial intelligence, a long time, very cold in the field, they insist on down, and did a lot of adventure to try, just let us have a chance to flowers today. < br > but is the speed of the rise of China is far... The full text m. eibo]
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但斌：刚接上海交大高级金融学院方老师的微信：“年月日晚上SAIF金融E沙龙的课酬已安排供应商打给指定的云南青少年发展基金会上海宏天奖专户。[抱拳]”[心][鲜花]也支持一下上海郑德明先生的慈善事业，《时间的玫瑰》收到的稿费，已全部捐给宏天教育基金支持澜沧县的教育事业。[心][鲜花]
[Just the hospital of Shanghai jiaotong university senior finance teacher WeChat date night SAIF financial E salon dollars have arranged for suppliers to specify the yunnan youth development foundation of Shanghai macro day award only door. [fuels] [heart] [a flower] also support Shanghai Mr De-ming zhengs charity, received the payment time rose, has fully support to the macro day education fund lxa county education career. [heart] [a flower]]
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[Heart-pounding video!]
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一块去旅行：威尼斯的日落时分
[Venice at sunset]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
猫扑：“咆哮帝”疯了？马景涛强吻刘嘉玲，超尬表演用力过度被嘲“喝了假酒”！tRQnNEN
[The roaring emperor crazy? Steve strong lips carina lau, super full performance overexert cynically referred drink wine! tRQnNEN]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
优酷：#优酷最强大脑#没点文化不好意思看水哥@闲人王昱珩 的微博？那就来优酷看照片好了。[哈哈] 前方水哥的颜粉还有一分钟到达战场~[doge] #最强大脑#
[# # youku strongest brain didnt point culture sorry brother see water @ idle people Wang Yuhang weibo? Then to youku to see photos. (ha ha) water ahead of yan powder have a minute to reach the battlefield ~ [doge] strongest brain # #]
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