一语道醒梦中人[二哈]@--Dopamine 所以我是一条优质咸鱼[二哈]
[A language that god wants us to meet a few wrong people wake up two ha] [@ - Dopamine so I am a good salted fish ,]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
一块去旅行：金秋来临，想要放肆出去撒欢怎么能少了一辆颜值、动力、操控兼备的SUV为伴？宝沃BX .T完美表现，无论是市内安静驾驶，还是远郊激情“劈弯”，都能带给您随心所欲、舒心畅快的驾驶感受，话别多说，微风不燥，赶紧出逃！
[Autumn is coming, how can want to unbridled out muscle without a physical level, power, control and SUV? Treasure walter BX. T perfect performance, whether it is a quiet city driving, or outer suburbs passion split bending, can bring you follow ones inclinations, driving comfortable carefree feeling, dont say more, the breeze not dry, hurriedly escape!]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
小野妹子学吐槽：忘了说了，刚发的抽奖，tROpp
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
平安北京：#平安出行#听说最近很流行这样关后备箱？腿的长度决定了危险的程度。哎，警察蜀黍真的操碎了心[哈欠]
[# # peace travel heard that is very popular recently so close the trunk? Leg length determines the degree of danger. Ah, the police sorghum really fuck broken heart (yawn)]
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新浪新闻客户端：看到前半段，我好顿感慨；看到后半段，我非常尴尬！[摊手]
[See the first half, I good regrets; See the second half of the, I was very embarrassed! [stand hand]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
MIUI：拍照是人们使用手机最常用的两大功能之一。但经常出现这种情况：照片拍得美美的，却莫名乱入电线杆、路人甲各种干扰物。MIUI开发版“相册”APP全新推出“魔法消除”功能，轻松一划就能消除干扰～快来看看如何使用吧！
转发微博，抽送个小米手环。tROpGJX tRWJpm
[Taking pictures is one of the most commonly used two big functions of mobile phone use. But often appear this kind of circumstance the pictures are beautiful, but difficult to express various distractions disorderly into a telephone pole, a passer-by. Beautiful MIUI development version album APP to launch new magic to eliminate function, a stroke can easily eliminate interference ~ come and look at how to use it! < br > < br > forwarding microblogging, pumping a millet bracelet. TROpGJX tRWJpm]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
优酷：#来优酷看醉玲珑番外#没想到你们是这样的十一和采倩[污]拍摄吻戏场景时二人频频笑场，看来深情暖甜cp与塑料花cp之间只差一个吻今晚：点来优酷继续吃糖！满屏的粉红泡泡等你哟！[心][心][心]@龚俊Simon @徐沐婵Xx tRONvHp
[# # to youku to see drunk and exquisite one day didnt think you are such a and qian [pollution] two people laugh again and again, during the filming of a kiss scene look deep feeling warm sweet between cp and plastic flowers cp only a kiss tonight point to youku continue to eat sugar! Full screen of pink bubble waiting for you! [heart] [heart] [heart] @ Gong Jun Simon @ Xu Muchan Xx tRONvHp]
猫扑：【安徽一男子花万元农村建宫殿自住】年月日，在安徽巢湖市柘皋镇吴昌村，一栋古代宫殿造型的民宅正在建造中，外观上已基本成型。宫殿分上下两层，共间房，总面积多平米。据建造者家人和工匠介绍，建造费加后期装修费，至少需要花费万元。据了解，该村一户人家的个儿子均在外地从...全文： m.weibo
[[a man spend ten thousand yuan in anhui rural built palace since live 】 (date) (month) (year), a anhui chaohu city zhe of town WuChang Village, an ancient palace modelling residence is being built, appearance has basically formed. Palace consists of two layers, a total of rooms, a total area of more than square meters. According to builder family and craftsmen, building decorate, modernize late fee plus at least cost about ten thousand yuan. It is understood that a family in the village of sons are from the outside... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
小浪同学爱吐槽：【小偷偷盗后留纸条字迹方正：若我未病死 必当投案自首】“实属生活所迫，如若生病我未死亡，必当投案自首”↓↓郭某在超市偷走上万元财物后，为博取同情，让受害人不要报警临时起意写下字条。据悉，郭某身体健康，但好吃懒做一直无业。网友表示，法网难逃，但字挺好看↓↓tROpGVQN
[【 notes writing after the thief stealing founder if I did not die Will be surrendered to 】 was forced by life, if Im not sick, death will be surrendered to left left with stealing in the supermarket after tens of thousands of yuan property, to gain sympathy, let the victim not write note alarm to improvise. It is reported, with a healthy body, but has been unemployed lazy. Net friend said, be, but the words look good left left tROpGVQN]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
保时捷：#porschemoments# Boxster S，致不甘直线的我们。
[# porschemoments# Boxster S, unwilling to straight line to us. ]
自 年以来，保时捷将旗下全系跑车引入中国，旨在为将我们所倡导的运动体验和创新精神带给每一位渴望挑战、追求完美的中国车友。
玩转instagram：生日时想收到这样一个生日蛋糕。[小黄人高兴]
[Want to receive such a birthday cake on my birthday. [huang people happy]]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
新浪汽车：#出行生活#【小时自助洗车机来了 仅需元即洗白白】日前，无人值守的小时自助洗车机现身广州。小时全天候营业，计时收费，元便可给爱车做一次美容。自动洗车程序开启后，喷清水、淋泡沫、轮毂定点清洗、水蜡、风干，全过程只需分钟左右。支持微信、支付宝、银行卡等多种支付方式，还可网上充...全文： m.weibo
[# # travel life 【 hours self-service car wash machine Only yuan wash white white 】 recently, namely unattended hours self-service car wash machine in guangzhou. Business hours around the clock, time to collect fees, yuan can give car to do a beauty. Automatic car wash after the opening process, spray water, spray foam, wheel hub fixed-point, wax water, dry cleaning, the whole process just minutes. Support WeChat, pay treasure payment, bank CARDS, etc, can also be filled online... The full text m. eibo]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：白色看起来很仙，实则却不容易穿出个性，想像#周洁琼# 一样做元气满满的小仙女吗，贡献一组琼妹的照片，get一下让白色充满活力的秘诀吧#疯狂衣橱# @疯狂衣橱
[Looks very white fairy, but in fact it is not easy to wear a personality, like # Zhou Jieqiong # make feet full of fairies, contribution to a photograph of a group of younger sister Joan, get a let white dynamic secret # # @ crazy crazy almirah wardrobe]
小野妹子学吐槽：你这手气可以，我们小野咖啡%的许愿签都是“富”“美”“瘦”[允悲]...来来来，为庆祝老岳父抽到胖，从跟在我后面转发的粉中抽位，送元红包！即日起在店内点同款撕家卡布的，全单八五折！欢迎大家～
[You can this luck, we make a vow of ono coffee % sign is rich beauty thin [allow sad]... Come to, to celebrate the old father-in-law to fat, from behind I forwarded powder, send yuan red! From now on and tore at the store home kapoor, single price discount! Welcome ~]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪新闻客户端：你怎么看？
[What do you think?]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
猫扑：铲屎官装了个摄像头想看看自家喵主子半夜都在干嘛？结果拍到了自己在梦游，猫咪：你先看看你半夜是什么样吧[拜拜][拜拜] tRONmiQK
[Shovel excrement officer put a camera in the middle of the night to see their own meow master is doing? Results captured in sleepwalking, cat you first look at what is in the middle of the night you [bynum] [bynum] tRONmiQK]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
小浪同学爱吐槽：【旅游时婆媳斗嘴丈夫为难 婆婆称媳妇穿新衣像女鬼】王杰带着新婚妻子和妈妈一起到丽江旅游。他本想利用旅游增进家人感情，没想到原本就互相看不顺眼的婆媳，一路上更加针锋相对。媳妇穿新裙子，婆婆说“像女鬼样”；婆婆要吃得简单，媳妇非要尝特色…对此，王杰感叹↓↓tROpslm
[【 travel in-law quarrels with her husband Daughter-in-law mother-in-law said to wear new clothes like a female the ghost 】 wangjie travel to lijiang together with new wife and mother. He wanted to use tourism to improve family feelings, have never thought already see each other not pleasing to the eye, old woman daughter-in-law more along the way. The new skirt, daughter in law against her mother in law said like a female the ghost; Her mother-in-law to eat simple, daughter-in-law to taste the characteristic... To this, wangjie exclamation left left tROpslm down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
知乎：这双鞋是灰绿还是粉白？
[This pair of shoes is grey green or white? ]
发现更大的世界
音悦台：撸猫啦撸猫啦！超可爱的小奶猫简直萌化了！稳不住想蹂躏[可怜] 我们都会有猫的...tROpy
[Lu cat la lu cat! Super cute little cat milk can sprout is changed! Stability not to trample [poor] we will have a cat... tROpy]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass
ZAKER：【购卡后餐厅停业 消费者诉“金钱豹”】 北京市民花元购卡后餐厅停业， 顾客诉“金钱豹”要求退款。这是北京最后一家门店关闭后，首起消费者起诉维权案。 tROpw
[The restaurant closed after purchase Consumer v. leopard 】 Beijing residents spend yuan closed after purchase, customers leopard ask for a refund. This is the last store in Beijing is turned off, the first consumer rights protection case against. tROpw]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
冷笑话精选：从未见过如此无聊之人……
这游戏是这么玩的？？？[允悲]
[Have never seen such a boring person... < br > this is such a play game??????? [allow sad]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
ZAKER：【心怀天下，维阿能成为足坛的曼德拉吗？】 心怀天下，以天下安危为己任！利比里亚总统大选计票工作仍在进行，岁的乔治-维阿极可能成首位出自足坛的国家元首。 tROpAyBn
[Who CARES, can become a football mandela? O d. With the world and safety in the world as our duty! Liberias presidential election vote counting is still on, old George weah probably into the first head of state from football. tROpAyBn]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
ZAKER：【四川辣酱有多火？姑娘一包辣酱换一辆车】 四川辣酱有多火？美国姑娘用一包辣酱换一辆车！有些人认为她很幸运，但也有人认为她应该把辣酱留下自己享用>图 tROpwrXW
[How the fire [sichuan spicy sauce? Girl a pack of hot sauce in a car 】 how fire sichuan spicy sauce? The girl with a bag of chili sauce in a car! Some people think she is very lucky, but also some people think she should leave sauce figure tROpwrXW yourself >]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
小野妹子学吐槽：母爱如山崩地裂
[Motherly love such as earthquakes]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
百度网盘：#百度网盘五周年# 瑜见美景—黄景瑜发来贺电[太开心][太开心][憧憬] tROpnJ
[# # to mark the fifth anniversary of baidu network backup yu see beauty - Huang Jingyu congratulation [quite happy] [quite happy] [hope] tROpnJ]
百度网盘是百度公司推出的一款云服务产品。通过百度网盘，您可以将照片、文档、音乐、通讯录等数据在各类设备中备份和管理，亿用户的选择，亿用户的信任！世界很复杂，百度更懂你。官方微信公众号：百度网盘
新浪汽车：#老司机课堂#其实学车那点事就跟看片那点事差不多[doge]
[Old driver class # # students actually that something like slice that something about [doge]]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
冷笑话精选：哈哈哈哈没想到你是这样的大坏蛋…[笑cry]@Rita瑞塔塔_：图哈哈哈哈哈哈谁来拯救我的笑点
[Ha ha ha ha I didnt think youre that big, bad... [laughing cry] @ _ Rita. Rita tower figure ha ha ha ha ha ha who will save my joke]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新摄影网：【这就是GXIII】继曝光规格和售价后，佳能新款GXIII相机的外观照也被提前曝光。新机预计将于接下来的几天内发布。
[This is GXIII 】 【 after exposure specifications and price, the Canon of the new GXIII camera outside view has also been exposed in advance. New release is expected in the next few days. ]
全球影像资讯、数码相机新闻、实用摄影教程...
猫扑：【#暴脾气父亲开网约车#，暖心女儿写纸条贴车上“求理解”[心]】贵阳的工程结束后，岁的邓维银来到成都。几次与女儿乘坐网约车的经历后，他决心当个滴滴司机，“自由，还能接触到不同的人。”但家人担心邓维银对成都不熟悉，暴脾气尤其令人紧张。为此二女儿邓钦方专门用俏皮的语言和卡通形象写纸条贴...全文： m.weibo
[【 about car # # grumpy father open net, warm heart daughter write note on understanding [heart]] after the project of guiyang, old Deng Weiyin came to chengdu. Several times with my daughter on the net about car experience, he is determined to be a drops the driver, freedom, can come into contact with different people. But family worried Deng Weiyin to chengdu not familiar with, grumpy, especially nervous. For this second daughter Deng Qinfang specially written with nifty language and cartoon image note... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
一块去旅行：新西兰玛塔玛塔小镇 | 仿佛坠入中土世界。
[New Zealand mata mata town | as if falling in middle-earth. ]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
ZAKER：【小偷留纸条：若我未病死 必当投案自首】 小偷偷东西还留字条：若生病我未死亡，必当投案自首！而这字迹方正的“雅贼”偷东西真相让人哭笑不得>详情 tROphCkn
[The thief notes if I did not die Will be surrendered to 】 small secretly things and leave a note if Im not sick died, will be surrendered to! And the writing of founder elegant thief stealing the truth to people in distress situation > tROphCkn for details]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
平安北京：#微实验#【失火时裹什么冲出火场更安全？】家里有宝宝的话，如果发生火灾，在冲出火场的时候，除了要防止烟雾窒息之外，你会用什么（普通家庭都能找得到的）材料来保护宝宝呢？以玩具小熊代替宝宝，浴巾、厚衣服、铝箔纸、尿不湿四样材料，哪种防火效果更好呢？↓tRNhOb @武汉消防
[# # micro experiments 【 what rushed out of the fire when the fire wrapped safer? Have the baby in the home, in the event of fire, at the time of out of the fire, in addition to preventing smoke choking, what will you use (ordinary families can find) materials to protect the baby? Replace the baby with the toy bear, bath towel, thick clothes, aluminum foil, paper, diapers, four materials which fire prevention effect is better? Left tRNhOb @ wuhan fire]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
汽车之家：#家家新闻##奔驰#【还是高田气囊 奔驰在华召回万辆车】日前，梅赛德斯-奔驰（中国）汽车销售有限公司、北京奔驰汽车有限公司、福建奔驰汽车有限公司根据《缺陷汽车产品召回管理条例》和《缺陷汽车产品召回管理条例实施办法》的要求，向国家质检总局备案了召回计划，计划分批召回部分进口国产奔驰车...全文： m.weibo
[# every news # # # mercedes-benz [or takada airbags Mercedes recalled thousands of cars in China], mercedes-benz (China) automobile sales co., LTD., Beijing Benz auto co., LTD., fujian Benz auto co., LTD. According to the defect automobile product recall management ordinance and the measures for the implementation of defect automobile product recall management regulations of requirements, to the general administration of quality supervision, inspection and quarantine for the record the recall plan, plan to partial recall of imported china-made Mercedes... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷：先苦后甜的爱情，历尽千辛“美食CP”@MikeAngelo中国 @毛晓彤 终于要举行婚礼了，想想都激动！！ [太开心][太开心]叶以澜@陈欣予maggie 身世浮出水面，#上优酷看美味奇缘# 期待今晚剧情发展，求别再虐了，小心脏受不了#酷剧场# tRONKAuh
[After the first bitter sweet love, make thousand gourmet CP @ @ Mao Xiaotong MikeAngelo China Finally to the wedding, think about all excited!! [quite happy] [quite happy] leaf to billow @ t. to maggie story surfaced, youku look delicious colors on # # to plot development, tonight dont abuse again, little heart cant stand # # tRONKAuh cool theater]
小野妹子学吐槽：#变·成自己#讲真，颜值已经足够了好嘛？本天蝎已准备好接受来自四面八方的妒忌——天蝎变·魔野妹子！ @同道大叔
[# change into oneself # speak true, good appearance level is enough? The Scorpio is ready to accept from all directions of jealousy -- -- Scorpio variable magic wild sister! Uncle @ fellow]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
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