【当你在飞机上，突然被家人点名[心]】“如果你们当年没有相遇，现在我就不会站在这里……”这是一名英国机长在飞机起飞前，对父母说出的感谢↓网友：机长妈妈哭了，但泪水里都是激动与欣慰！你会点赞吗？tROnMFq
[【 when you on the plane, was suddenly family named [heart]] now if you did not meet, I wouldnt be standing here... This is a British pilot before the plane takes off, say thank you to parents left netizen captain mother cry, but tears are excited and delighted! Will your thumb up? tROnMFq]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【小夫妻退租将房子打扫干净 邻居：颠覆我对年轻人的看法】杭州的吕大伯爆料，自家隔壁租住着一对小夫妻。他们搬家前，做了一件事让房东赞口不绝↓↓夫妻俩打扫干净房子，将一套整洁的房子还给房东↓↓吕大伯赞不绝口，“这完全颠覆了我对年轻人的看法”↓↓tROucfGR
[The couple hire to clean up the house Neighbor subversion my opinion of young people 】 in hangzhou Lv Dabo fact, next door to rent a pair of small husband and wife. Before they move, did a thing give room DongZan left left the couple clean house, will be a neat house back to the landlord left left Lv Dabo praise, this is completely overturned my opinion of young people left left tROucfGR down]
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南方都市报：【重大科学发现：人类首次“看见”引力波】多国科学家日宣布人类首次直接观测到双中子星合并引力波事件，国际引力波电磁对应体观测联盟发现该引力波事件的电磁对应体。我国第一颗空间X射线天文卫星——慧眼HXMT望远镜对此次进行了成功监测，中国南极巡天望远镜探测到此次事件的首例光学信号。梨视频...全文： m.weibo
[[great scientific discovery the first see gravitational waves 】 international scientists announced the first direct observation to the double neutron stars merge these events, the international union of gravitational wave electromagnetic corresponding body observation found that the gravitational waves incident electromagnetic counterparts. Chinas first space X-ray astronomy satellite - eye the HXMT telescope on the monitor is successful, the Chinese Antarctic survey telescope detected the first optical signal of the incident. Pear video... The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选：硬生生的看饿了！[二哈]
[A raw look hungry! [two ha]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
冷笑话精选：别人家的[doge]@dddddddddddsry：呵 情侣 tROuGGz @NNayoo：哇脾气真的好 如果是我打游戏有人打电话都要生气半天[二哈][二哈][二哈]
[Other people [doge] @ dddddddddddsry o couples tROuGGz @ NNayoo wow, really good temper If I play games someone is calling to angry half a daytwo ha ha] [two ,]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：#出行生活#【前车开太慢 我上前看一看 Duang~[doge]】近日，赣州一辆大货车在高速上行驶，想要超过一辆行驶较慢的小货车。没想到超车后，大货车一连撞了辆小车。肇事司机说，超慢车时他就想看看这个司机长啥样，结果一分心就…所幸没有造成人员伤亡。 tROubttm
[Benefit from a travel life # # 【 drive slowly I come forward to take a look at the Duang ~ [doge]] recently, ganzhou on the motorway driving a big truck, want more than a moving slower pickup. Unexpectedly, after overtaking big truck hit the car in a row. The driver said, super slow train when he wanted to see the head driver what, as a result a distraction... Fortunately, caused no casualties. tROubttm]
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汽车之家：#家家试驾评测##欧尚A#【抢占细分市场 试驾欧尚A .T自动挡】中国品牌MPV市场中，虽然宝骏长时间霸占着头把交椅，但其一直未推出一款真正意义上的自动挡的车型。于是各个竞争对手抓住了机会，纷纷推出自己的自动挡车型来抢占细分市场。这不，来自长安的欧尚A就为消费者带来了一款配备速...全文： m.weibo
[# every test evaluation # # auchan # 【 preempted market segment Test-drive auchan a. T automatic-shift 】 brand MPV market in China, although the baojun his head for A long time, but it has not produced A real sense of automatic-shift cars. So each competitor seized the opportunity, have launched their own automatic-shift cars to preempt the market segment. It doesnt, auchan from changan A it brought A equipped with speed for consumers... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【女儿智商成绩却不好 父母带去医院后吓一跳】小娟在上小学三年级，学习成绩总是稳稳地处于全班中下水平，父母看着只能干着急。可令所有人想不到的是，小娟的智商测出来有，比平均值高出了，属于很优秀水平↓↓做了一系列检查后，医生的诊断让父母完全没想到↓↓tROuNRY
[But not the daughter scores Parents to hospital after a shock 】 xiaojuan in third grade, study result always firmly in the middle and lower levels of the class, parents look at only upset them. Can make all the people of unexpected is, xiaojuan IQ measure to have higher than average, belongs to the excellent level left left to do after a series of inspection, the doctors diagnosis for parents to think that left left tROuNRY down]
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优酷：#周冬雨# 日前，《NYLON尼龙》 杂志十月刊封面及内页大片曝光，@周冬雨 带着伤疤出镜，创可贴无损美貌，反而更添几分俏皮和可爱。冬叔果真是仙女啊！[作揖]@周冬雨官方后援会
[# # zhou has issue of the journal of the NYLON NYLON cover and inside pages large exposure, @ zhou With the scar, band-aid nondestructive beauty, but more add a few minutes is nifty and lovely. Winter really is a fairy! [bowing] @ zhou official fan club]
猫扑：【男子围观情侣吵架被打成十级伤残 获赔约万元】年月，郭某因琐事与女友在路上产生争吵。此时，肖先生正巧经过，便驻足观看。因为和女友吵架，郭某气不打一处来，又看到肖先生等在一旁围观，心里顿时冒火就吼了一句“看什么看”。“为什么不能看！”肖先生觉得他只是路过看看，没有什么不对，回应...全文： m.weibo
[The man looked couples quarrel will be class disable Being paid about ten thousand yuan), named because of trivial matters and his girlfriend have quarrel on the way. At this time, even after Mr Shaw, then stop to watch. Because of the quarrel with his girlfriend, with spirit not dozen come, and see Mr. Shaw at a side, such as heart suddenly a blaze would roar see what to see. Why cant see! Mr. Shaw think he just pass by and see, theres nothing wrong, response... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：哈哈哈哈，不能只让我一个人笑
[Ha ha ha ha, can not only let me a person smile]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【岁老人落魄睡街头不想让儿子知道 结局感人】河南一立交桥下方的一片空地上，铺着一床被子，旁边还有一辆三轮车装满了各种生活用品，一位老人站在三轮车旁休息↓↓因为种种原因，他搬到立交桥下暂住↓↓有人把老人的情况告诉了跟着离婚妻子的儿子，通完话，老人满含眼泪↓↓tROuAt
[【 aged and slept on the streets of dont want to let the son know end touching 】 henan an overpass below a clearing, clad in a quilt, alongside a tricycle is filled with all sorts of articles for daily use, an old man standing beside the tricycle rest left left for a variety of reasons, he moved to stay under the overpass left left someone told the old mans situation to divorce with his wifes son, finished, the old man full of tears left left tROuAt down]
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MIUI：距离好戏上演，还有天！大家一起Say Hello～转发微博，抽送一个米家智能摄像机云台版！tROuZKaX
[Distance drama in, and day! Everybody Say Hello ~ forwarding microblogging, pumping a m home smart camera haeundae version! tROuZKaX]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
一块去旅行：成都美食攻略 | 网友三年来亲测多家成都美食，今天终于可以分享给大家，爱旅游的吃货小伙伴赶紧看过来！作者：Zyning
[Chengdu gourmet guide | Internet three years measuring several chengdu gourmet, today finally can share with everyone, love travel version of it see come over! Author Zyning]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
汽车之家：#家家新闻##别克GL#【售.-.万元 别克GL正式上市】年月日，别克旗下全新MPV车型——GL正式上市销售。新车共将推出搭载全新.T三缸发动机+AT变速箱的共计三款车型，售价区间为.-.万元。
[# every news # # buick GL# 【 sales. -. Ten thousand yuan Buick GL officially listed 】 (date) (month) (year), buicks new MPV models - GL officially went on sale. Will launch with a brand new car. T three cylinder engine + AT the gearbox of a total of three models, price range for. -. Ten thousand yuan. ]
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但斌：发表了博文《跑步到底伤不伤膝盖？美国权威医学期刊最新结论令你大吃一惊！》跑步到底伤不伤膝盖？美国权威医学期刊最新结论令你大吃一惊！+--+杭州日报养生道+&#;&#tROuRiI
[Published a blog running injury does not hurt your knee? journal of the American medical authority the latest conclusion surprise you! Running injury does not hurt knee? Journal of the American medical authority the latest conclusion surprise you! + - + hangzhou daily regimen + & #; & # tROuRiI]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
猫扑：【躺宜家床熟睡被恶搞惊醒 老伯骂：我睡得正香呢！】近日，有网红与朋友去到宜家卖场，只要看到客人躺在床上熟睡，就会假借看家具的名义翻动物品。不少客人被吓醒，甚至还有老伯被吵醒后气得骂“我睡得正香呢！你们这些人怎么这么没有素质啊”。网友：这该怎么回他[允悲]？tRORbLw
[【 ikea bed asleep woke to spoof Old man scold I was sleeping soundly! Recently, a web celebrity and friends to go to ikea stores, as long as see guests in bed sleeping, will turn in the name of the goods under the guise of the furniture. Many guests were awakened, and even after the old man was awakened spirit called I was sleeping soundly! How do you think you are so no quality . Net friend what should the [allow sad] back to him? tRORbLw]
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但斌：发表了博文《永辉超市：将“超级物种”开到曼哈顿》tROuvANw
[Published a blog post the yong hui supermarket super species open to Manhattan tROuvANw]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
平安北京：【电信诈骗又出新变种：千元电话卡如何能在两分钟内被消耗殆尽】短短两分钟，孟达购买的元的电话充值卡在网上至少被他人转售次，并被充入大量其他用户手机中。整个过程，孟达一直被蒙在鼓里，直到意识到自己已经被骗，元已经分文未剩。该案案发遍及全国多个省市，被公安部作为电信诈骗大案...全文： m.weibo
[【 telecom fraud and new varieties RMB one thousand phone card how can be consumed in two minutes 】 just two minutes, shorts yuan to buy phone card at least is resale by others on the Internet, and was filled with a large number of other users in the mobile phone. Shorts have been kept in the dark, the entire process, until realized that he had been cheated, yuan has nothing left. The case had several provinces and cities throughout the country, by the ministry of public security as telecom fraud case... The full text m. eibo]
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但斌：发表了博文《转载：全国私募分布大地图！》全国私募分布大地图！--券业新力量金笔记大卓律师事务所资本的嗅觉是最灵敏的，它总是向最有潜力的行业聚集。这几年是私募如日中天的几年，市场的快速壮tROmFDn
[Published the post reprinted national private distribution map! The national private distribution map! - coupon industry new strength zhuo gold notes big law firm capitals sense of smell is the most sensitive, it is always the most potential industry gathered. Is private reigning years, over the years, the markets strong tROmFDn quickly]
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金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：吵架中我砍了老公手臂一刀后老公一直住婆家不见面闹离婚.中间各种跪舔都得到他的语言暴力.试着断联一周后我提出这周六离婚我后悔了如何是好！金山：那就不提离婚了，继续给他跪舔，挨了这一刀，还接受跪舔，足以说明他的生理需求大于他的心理需求。但有一点，以后不能再暴力了，仗着...全文： m.weibo
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
但斌：转：年月日周二读报！一切美好从❤️
、国家统计局公布的月居民消费价格指数CPI，同比上涨.%，CPI涨幅比上月回落.个百分点。食品类中，猪肉价格同比下降.%，成为影响物价走势最核心的品类；从非食品类看， 医疗保健类、居住类、教育文化和娱乐类价格上涨居前，而工业生产者出厂价格指...全文： m.weibo
[Turn on Tuesday the newspaper! All good from ❤ ️ < br >, the national bureau of statistics released by the month, consumer price index (CPI rose. %, CPI growth than fell last month. A percentage points. Food, pork prices fell. %, become the core category of price movements; Look from non-food, health care, housing, education, culture and entertainment, top class prices and producer prices refer to... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# tROmDDI
[# # jinshan night tROmDDI]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
青年时报：#西湖早茶#生命中真正重要的不是你遭遇了什么，而是你记住了哪些事，又是如何铭记的。——马尔克斯《百年孤独》 早安，各位。
[# # the west lake tea is really important in life is not what you suffered, but what you remember what happened, and how to remember. -- gabriel Garcia marquezs one hundred years of solitude good morning, everyone. ]
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汽车之家：#家家新闻##别克阅朗#【售.-.万元 别克阅朗正式上市】年月日，上汽通用别克多功能旅行车——阅朗正式上市，新车共将推出款车型，动力系统搭载.T和.T两款三缸涡轮增压发动机，售价区间为.-.万元。
[# # # # buick read every news lang 【 sales. -. Ten thousand yuan Buick lang officially listed reading] (date) (month) (year), saic gm buick station wagon - reading lang officially listed, new models will be introduced, dynamical systems carry. T and. T two three cylinder turbo engine, price range for. -. Ten thousand yuan. ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
但斌：发表了博文《开封七角八巷七十二条胡同之胡同
——宋韵茶香》tROmrsvY
[Published a blog post the Angle of kaifeng seven of eight lane seventy-two hutong alley < br > - Song Yun tea tROmrsvY]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小浪同学爱吐槽：【被“削空半个头”新手爸爸脑中风 因常喝这种饮料】国外一名男子因为饮用过度的饮料，没有适当休息，在妻子怀胎月时，突然倒下↓↓医生紧急进行手术，男子从此外观就只有“半颗头”↓↓当孩子出生的那一刻奇迹发生了，被削去半个头的男子醒了，一家三口还拍了温馨全家福↓↓tROmrkLr
[【 by cutting head half empty novice father stroke Because often drink the beverage 】 a man abroad because drinking excessive drinks, without proper rest, when the wife pregnant for months, suddenly fell left left the doctor emergency surgery, man and the appearance was only half head left left the moment miracle happened when the child was born, was to head half men woke up and took three warm family left left tROmrkLr down]
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汽车之家：#停车打卡#教你做人系列~[笑cry]
[Parking clock # # to teach you to be series ~ [laugh cry]]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
微博汽车：#车评精选# 昨晚上市，带你第一时间了解别克全新旅行车-阅朗 [赞]
[Review selected # # car market last night, show you the first time know the buick brand new wagon - reading lang [who]]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
猫扑：【大叔头顶公斤水泥墩 三年减肥斤 】月日，吉林一大叔如往常一样，头顶水泥墩在公园健身，他健步如飞，压腿、“飞鸟式”抬腿，完全不影响。大叔说，他坚持这么锻炼已经三年，前后减肥斤。小仙女们get到减肥新姿势了吗？tROEDgPJ
[The uncles head kg cement block Three years jin 】, reduce weight, jilin a uncle as usual, head cement block in the park fitness, his feet and leg press, the birds leg lifts, no impact. Uncle said that he keeps this exercise has three years, before and after weight loss. Little fairies to get new posture to lose weight? tROEDgPJ]
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新浪汽车：#出行生活#交警：再也不用担心路边的违章车抬不走了[二哈] tROEwz
[Travel life # # police dont have to worry about the side of the road of illegal car lift doesnt work [ ha] tROEwz]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
但斌：发表了博文《Netflix+季报速评：季报和指引超预期，制播合一的媒体集团》Netflix+季报速评：季报和指引超预期，制播合一的媒体集团+原创+--+中金何玫+MeiHe_NY+tROmuYQr
[Published a blog post the Netflix + quick quarterly review quarterly reports and guidance to exceed expectations, makes one media group sow Netflix + quick quarterly review quarterly reports and guidance to exceed expectations, makes one media group sow original +, + + cicc He Mei + MeiHe_NY + tROmuYQr]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：#大张伟生活相对论#嘴上喊着“幼儿园和老年人才午睡”，但身体却很诚实，抱书不过秒就呼呼睡去，书本就是有这样神奇的催眠特效。这样的@大张伟 是不是让你想起了身边的某个谁？#酷剧场# ［笑而不语］tRORjEw
[# # kid life relativity mouth cried out, kindergarten and elderly people nap, but the body is very honest, holding a book but seconds shout to sleep, a book is to have such a magical hypnotic effects. Such @ kid A reminds you of the side? # # cool theater tRORjEw [smiling without a word]
但斌：发表了博文《英伟达推出的这个新功能，让低配电脑和+Mac+也能顺利吃鸡》tROmuQA
[Published a blog post the nvidia to launch this new feature, make low with PC and Mac + + can smoothly to eat chicken tROmuQA]
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但斌：发表了博文《英伟达推出的这个新功能，让低配电脑和+Mac+也能顺利吃鸡》tROmuHJ
[Published a blog post the nvidia to launch this new feature, make low with PC and Mac + + can smoothly to eat chicken tROmuHJ]
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