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猫扑：
之前网上看到了东京电视台对都议会竞选人报道，填写的资料迷之鲜明，如果我们的企业家要写这种风格的传记.....那应该是[笑而不语]tRKAZMH（via GQ实验室）
[Read before the Internet TV Tokyo for parliamentary candidates report, fill in information of fan is bright, if our entrepreneurs to write the biography of this style... Its [smiling without a word] tRKAZMH (via GQ laboratory)]

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冷笑话精选：
这只小熊猫的「陪我玩」招式，威力实在太强力了！被萌到吐血[笑cry]tRKApmlW
[This little panda to accompany me to play style, power is so strong! By MOE to vomiting blood [laugh cry] tRKApmlW]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

微博汽车：
#微博汽车趣闻# [摊手] 是画爸爸的车啊，没错啊~ 哈哈哈哈 [允悲]
[# # weibo car anecdotes [stand hand] is a picture of my fathers car ah, yes ah ~ ha ha ha haallow sad]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

小野妹子学吐槽：
成熟之后就不会这样了，都是直接：想你，快来请安[doge]
[After mature wouldnt be so, it is direct [doge] quietly think you, come on]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

Autobeta汽车杂志：
月日，王女士在重庆打车，的哥听说她根据导航走错两次路，开启吐槽模式：“重庆没有东南西北，只有上下左右，GPS根本不管用！我们才是活生生的GPS！全中国最复杂最怪异的城市道路地形在重庆…”[笑cry]tRoFPLWB
[Month day, wang take a taxi in chongqing, brother heard she twice according to the navigation on the wrong road, opening speech patterns chongqing southeast northwest, only up and down or so, the GPS do not work!!! We are the real GPS! The whole of China the most complex and strange city road landscape in chongqing... [laughing cry] tRoFPLWB]

国内外汽车资讯速递，依据新车进行点评，欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力，喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。

新浪汽车：
#交通万象#近日，江苏省人民医院的立体停车库前，一辆在车库前奔驰车突然一脚油门加速，直接冲到四层楼高的车库底，车头被撞断，事发后该名司机自己爬出驾驶室，目前无生命危险。tRKwZK
[# # transport phenomena in recent days, the peoples hospital of jiangsu province in front of the parking equipment, a Mercedes in front of the garage car suddenly a foot accelerator, directly rushed to the garage of four storeys high, car was broken off, after the driver climbed out of the cab, is not life-threatening. tRKwZK]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

平安北京：
#正能量#【男子刮宝马车主动留纸条车主感动：来我这上班】日，秦先生在驾驶电动车拐弯时因视线受阻，不小心刮花停在路边的宝马车，秦先生主动留下联系方式，表明自己家境困难，身上有元现金，手机里有多元，称不会跑，愿意承担维修费用。车主很感动：来我这上班…tRKwAtT
[# # is energy 【 men shave BMW active notes Owners moved work 】 to me this day, Mr Qin in driving electric cars were stuck in a line of sight, the bends accidentally scratched parked BMW, Mr Qin, take the initiative to leave your contact way, showed his family difficulties, have yuan in cash, mobile phone has a multivariate, said cant run, willing to bear the maintenance cost. The owner was very moved by to my work... tRKwAtT]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

一块去旅行：
色达，充满信仰力量的红色星球。
[Color, full of strength of the red planet. ]

我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：

优酷：
#我想和你唱# 四只卡通狮子来咯，@蕭敬騰-LION獅子合唱團确定不是把这儿当成演唱会了？明晚#来优酷看我想和你唱# 看狮子出没，we are the lion~
tRKAQq
[# # I want to sing with you four cartoon LION to cough up, @ blues - LION LIONs chorus Make sure not put here for the concert? # to youku tomorrow evening I want to sing with you # look lion, we are the lion ~ < br > tRKAQq]

南方都市报：
【撞车瞬间，她松开扶手，死死抱住孩子[心]】月日，湖北随州，一辆小轿车撞上前方客车，当时客车上有包括一名个月大的宝宝在内的名乘客。撞车瞬间，宝宝妈妈松开了扶手，双手死死抱住了孩子。宝宝毫发无损，妈妈仅右臂擦伤。@梨视频 tRKZdbch [话筒]坐车请系好安全带！
[【 crash moments, loosen the armrest, cling to the child [heart]] month day, suizhou, hubei, a car crashed into the front passenger cars, on the bus at that time, including a month-old baby passengers. Crash moment, the babys mother to loosen the armrest, hands cling to the child. Baby unscathed, mom just bruise on his right arm. @ pear video tRKZdbch [microphone] by car please fasten your seat belt! ]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

新浪新闻客户端：
【脑洞大开！他们边泡温泉边玩过山车...[doge]】不少人都喜欢到游乐场玩耍，但游乐项目总是千篇一律。日前，日本有一个游乐场玩出新花样，推出一个可以边泡温泉边穿梭游乐场的过山车。有试搭的乘客惊呼：前方有很多泡沫飞来，真是不可思议...tRfmWp
[【 imagination! They spas while playing roller coaster... [doge]] a lot of people like to the playground to play, but the ride is always the same. Recently, Japan has a new pattern, amusement park can launch a bubble hot spring while shuttle amusement park roller coaster. Have a try catch passengers exclaimed it is strange that there are a lot of bubbles fly ahead... tRfmWp]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

微博搞笑排行榜：
可爱！[憧憬]@ShenYang_张皓轩十个橘猫九个胖，还有一个特别胖[喵喵]
[Lovely! [hope] @ ShenYang_ Zhang Haoxuan Ten orange nine fat cat, and a special fat [meow]]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

猫扑：
第九区导演执导的短片《造物主》，非常厉害，有种细思极恐的魔幻感（猫扑首发超清字幕） tRKAakeq
[District directors short film creator, very much, has a sense of consider very fear the magic of tRKAakeq (mop starting super clear subtitles)]

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新浪新闻客户端：
自暴自弃的节奏。。？[费解][费解][费解]
[The rhythm of abandon.. ? [difficult] [difficult] [difficult]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

冷笑话精选：
厉害厉害→_→@会上树的二哈：学到了我儿子以后就叫狗蛋吧烂名好养活[二哈]
[Badly ill - _ - tree @ meeting two ha learned that my son is called a dog after the egg Bad a good feed ,]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

李冰冰：
画得太细致啦！[作揖][作揖]作者难道也是个细节控？[偷笑][偷笑]
[Drawn too careful! [bowing] [bowing] the author is also a detail control? [laughing] [laugh]]

音悦台：
【粉丝节】“有种怦然心动叫命中注定，有种地久天长叫守口如瓶” [心]#欧阳娜娜##陈飞宇#主演的《秘果》于今日上映，两个人特地为粉丝节和粉丝们送上祝福啦：tRKAXRv 举起你们的“小旗子”一起来为娜娜和陈飞宇应援吧：tRoaQN 与你在电影院相约#秘果# ~
[Section [fans] there is a heartache is meant to be, there is a forever secret [heart] # # # # OuYangNaNa fei-yu Chen starred fruit secret is being released today, two people have come to make sure fans and fans send blessings tRKAXRv lift you with flags for nana and fei-yu Chen who tRoaQN # # secret fruit ~ with you in the cinema]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass

微博汽车：
#大V聊车# 剧情很精彩，都是事儿啊~ [笑cry]
[Talk about car # # big V plot is very wonderful, are all things ~ [laugh cry]]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【又是美联航！亚裔母亲给娃买了票却被强制让座[怒]】美联航近日再爆丑闻：一亚裔女性花美元给岁多的孩子买了票，登机后，却被要求将儿子的座位让给一位候补乘客。母亲长时间抱着儿子，腿脚近乎失去知觉，厉声控诉美联航人员恶劣行径↓↓据悉候补乘客此行仅花费美元。tRKAXvWm
[[united again! Asian mother bought her a ticket, however, be forced to give up her seat [anger]] united recently to explosive scandal a Asian women spend dollars to children s bought a ticket, after boarding the plane, but are required to son a standby passengers seat. Mother holding the son for a long time, ability to walk almost unconscious, harsh voice complaints bad behavior left left the united staff standby passenger trip only cost $. tRKAXvWm]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

汽车之家：
摄像车不到眼前也不起步，难道是故意的吗？
[Camera car fail to also do not start, is it mean?]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

冷笑话精选：
可以说是十分扎心了[允悲]@野萌君RUMI有些事情就不要拆穿[伤心]@汪蛋waang 心隐隐作痛[允悲]
[Can be said to be very heart [allow sad] @ wild of jun RUMI some things dont tear down [sad] @ wang egg waang heart throbbingallow sad]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

平安北京：
那么问题来了：中国挖掘机技术哪家强________________[偷笑]
[The problem Chinas excavator technology which is strong ________________ [laugh]]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

汽车之家：
#超级试驾员#【相怼论】侦探or车模，看美女编辑与超级试驾员的逗逼日常
有一群热爱汽车热爱生活，具有探索精神并善于分享的人，他们是汽车之家的网友代表，更是专业级别的草根试驾员，他们是超级试驾员。就在几天前，他们因为WEY VV而发生一场撕B大战，想知道战况如何，结果又如何？请看：...全文： m.weibo
[# # super drive member Dui theory 】【 phase detective or models, see beauty editors and super drive member force make daily < br > there are a group of love life love cars, exploring spirit and good at sharing, they are a family of netizen representative, more professional level of grassroots test drive, they are super test drive. Just a few days ago, they a tear B war because WEY VV, want to know how the situation, the result? Please look at... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷：
#军师联盟#草果夫妇撒糖啦！郭照还留着当年狱中替曹丕手抄的文章，说要留一辈子呢。丕殿的葡萄撩也太甜了！我也要丕殿喂葡萄！[摊手]#酷剧场# tRKAJVCR
[# # mastermind alliance amomum couples and sugar! Guo Zhao had xelloss handwritten essay for the prison, said to be kept for a lifetime? Grapes of the temple of PI liao also too sweet! I also want to feed the grape PI temple! Cool [stand hand] # # tRKAJVCR theatre]

南方都市报：
【一架从美国西雅图飞往北京航班因人为事故返航】根据美国有线电视新闻网报道，当地时间日晚，从美国西雅图飞往北京的达美航空公司号航班，在出发不久后被迫返航。返航的原因是因为有人试图进入驾驶舱，并攻击机组人员，事故造成了一名机组人员和两名乘客受伤。目前该航班已经安全返回西雅图塔科马...全文： m.weibo
[【 a flight from Seattle to Beijing because of man-made accidents return 】 according to CNN reports, local time Friday night, from Seattle to Beijing delta airlines flight, the departure for forced to return soon. Turn back because someone tried to enter the cockpit, and attack the crew, the accident caused a crew member and two passengers injury. At present the flight has been safely back Seattle tacoma... The full text m. eibo]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

新浪新闻客户端：
【英国老太成都卖房开店只为帮助困难人群[心]】岁的英国老太Rachel在成都开了家小店。至今单身的她，年轻时是奔走于亚洲各个贫困地区的医生；四年前，她在成都开了这家以出售困难人群家庭手工艺品为生的店，至少个家庭获益...而这点滴爱心也汇聚成她的传奇一生↓↓tRKAIFnB
[The British woman chengdu sell open a shop Just to help people [heart]] - year - old British woman Rachel opened a small store in chengdu. She is still single, youth is rushing in Asia all the doctors in the poor areas; Four years ago, she opened in chengdu to living family handicraft shop sell at-risk populations and seeds, at least a family benefit... But the intravenous drip love are left left tRKAIFnB down into her legendary life]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

玩转instagram：
这辈子有机会一定要去一次的城市[心]
[In this life must have a chance to go to the city [heart]]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）

汽车之家：
讲真，你是更了解你的女朋友还是更了解你的车？[笑而不语]
[Speak really, you know more about your girlfriend or know more about your car? [smiling without a word]]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

微博搞笑排行榜：
@习谱予发新歌《把我拥抱》好听到哭！才岁啊！她竟然能这样！听一次！哭一次！#习谱予发歌了# 分享单曲tRKwFSxc
[@ xi spectrum to send new song embrace me good heard crying! Just the age! She can do this! Listen again! Cry again! # xi spectrum to share single tRKwFSxc hair song #]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

小野妹子学吐槽：
如果现在突然出现一位神秘土豪，砸给你余生花不完的财产，唯一的要求就是让你挑一个真正喜欢的职业继续工作...你会选啥？
[If now suddenly appeared a mysterious local tyrants, hit to you with the rest of the property, the only requirement is that allows you to pick a really like career continue to work... What would you choose? ]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪汽车：
#交通万象# 换我开，这绝对是送命题~[衰]
[# # transport phenomena in I drive, this is absolutely send proposition ~ [failure]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

南方都市报：
【外卖小哥成青年拳王未来仍要送外卖】年出生的重庆小哥张方勇，是一名职业拳手。他另外一个身份是“某团网”在职外卖员，曾一天送过份外卖。日前，在WBA中国职业拳击排位赛中，张方勇在第六回合技术击倒四川选手董川，成为新晋拳王。然而到目前为止，拳击并未改变张方勇的人生，打完比赛后，他...全文： m.weibo
[【 take-out little elder brother into a young boxer Future will delivery 】 little brother square yong, born in chongqing is a professional boxer. Hes another identity is regiment net on-the-job take-away member, once a day to send too much take-away. A few days ago, in professional boxing qualifying WBA China, square yong in the sixth round technical knockout sichuan Dong Chuan, become the new boxing champion. So far, however, boxing was not change square yong life, left, after the game he... The full text m. eibo]

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微博汽车：
#大V聊车# 一辆全是小秘密的车~ [哈哈]
[Talk about car # # big V a car is full of little secret ~ (ha ha)]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

汽车之家：
#家家车生活# 【安全舒适两不误体验ADAS驾驶辅助系统】随着科技的日新月异，我们驾驶的车辆也在逐渐朝着更智能，更安全，更舒适的方向逐渐发展，自动驾驶也似乎不再变得遥不可及。我们在如今的车辆上总能见到一长串的英文缩写，似乎有了它们，我们开车在路上就会更安心，但你知道他们是怎么工作的吗？...全文： m.weibo
[# # every car life 【 safe and comfortable balance experience ADAS driving assistant system 】 with the progress of science and technology, we are driving the vehicle has also been gradually toward the more intelligent, more secure, more comfortable in the direction of the development gradually, autopilot also seems to be no longer out of reach. We are in todays vehicles can always see a long list of abbreviations, seems to have them, we drive on the road will be more comfortable, but do you know how they work? ... The full text m. eibo]