你爱讲鬼故事吗？如果你“鬼话连篇”，如果你的故事让人“细思极恐”，来猫扑，加入猫扑鬼话，我们一起来吓哭小妹妹啊！
[Do you love tell ghost stories? If you nonsense chatter, if your story and consider a fear of letting a person, to mop, join the mop nonsense, lets cry little sister! ]
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新浪新闻客户端：有个别人冲上前，后面的人就围上来了[摊手]
[There are few people rushed forward, the people behind surrounded the [stand hand]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：【高中生免费送西瓜遭老人哄抢 当场砸瓜[衰]】安徽蚌埠高中生近日在当地一广场举办免费派送游泳票和西瓜的活动，其中近人是老年人。因人流量大，加上一些其它因素，免费送西瓜遭哄抢。为制止围上来的老人，维持秩序，部分志愿者不得不将部分西瓜砸碎↓↓tRKXYS
[The high school students free of charge watermelon were old people plunder Hit the melon on the spot [failure]] bengbu recently at a local high school students square away free swimming tickets and watermelon, touch of them are old people. Because of the stream, plus some other factors, free of charge watermelon by plunder. To stop the old man, to maintain order, some smashed watermelons left left tRKXYS volunteers had to part]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【#郑秀妍#时隔年再喊Sone “短短秒”惹哭少时粉丝[悲伤]】郑秀妍年退出少女时代，令歌迷心疼不已，且她也有了专属自己粉丝的名称“Golden Stars”。没想到事隔年，她在直播上与粉丝互动，郑秀妍Sone脱口喊出，让大批歌迷泪崩直呼“我们等好久了”[泪]↓↓tRKwu
[【 # # Jessica Sone shouted again after years in just seconds cry when fans [sad]] Jessica years from girlhood, make the fans love dearly unceasingly, and she also had the name of their own fans Golden Stars. Didnt matter the next year, she interact with fans on live, Jessica Sone say shouted, tears fall to a large number of fans call we wait for a long time tears left left tRKwu down]
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猫扑：今天带猫做绝育，被医生办公室的锦旗笑到猪叫 （via UncleFxxker）
[Cats do sterilization, today is the doctors office with pennants laughs pig called (via UncleFxxker)]
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南方都市报：【一秒跳绳.下，花都小子又破世界纪录[赞]】广州花都小学生岑小林是秒单摇的世界记录保持者。在本次“泓辉·银座杯”-年全国跳绳联赛上，他再次上场。秒转眼即逝，屏幕上成绩定格在下。但根据岑小林的教练透露，岑小林的最终核定成绩为下，他再次刷新了自己保持的世界纪录，秒单...全文： m.weibo
[【 a second rope skipping., huadu boy again break the world record [who]] guangzhou huadu pupil CenXiaoLin is second single shook the world record holder. In the wu hui, silver cup - in the national league, rope skipping him play again. Seconds which passes in an instant, in frozen screen performance. But, according to CenXiaoLin coach CenXiaoLin approved the final result for the next, he set a new world record in the stay again, second single... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【起底章莹颖案疑犯爱看杀人狂书籍 从小学武术[生病]】据嫌犯克里斯滕森社交媒体上的个人资料显示，他喜欢看《美色杀人狂》等书籍↓↓而邻居眼中的他却是聪明、友好的男孩。据悉，目前律师将为他做无罪辩护↓↓最新线索，多名目击者称章莹颖曾出现在塞勒姆镇↓↓tRKpNp
[【 bottom ZhangYingYing case suspect love killer books From elementary school martial arts [ill]] according to the suspect christensen, according to the personal data provided in social media he likes watching the beauty killer and other books left left and neighbors in the eyes of he is clever and friendly boy. It is understood that the lawyer will defend for his innocence left left the latest clues, several witnesses said ZhangYingYing appeared in Salem left left tRKpNp down town]
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Autobeta汽车杂志：东风本田全新一代CR-V昨日晚间在成都正式上市，.T汽油版共款车型，最新指导价为.-.万元；锐•混动属于全球首次上市，共款车型指导价为.-.万元。那么问题来了，这次还要不要加价了？[摊手]
[Dongfeng Honda new generation cr-v late yesterday officially listed in chengdu, the T gasoline edition models, the latest pricing for. -. Ten thousand yuan; Sharp, a hybrid belongs to the global public for the first time, a total of car pricing for. -. Ten thousand yuan. So the question comes, the price or not? [stand hand]]
国内外汽车资讯速递，依据新车进行点评，欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力，喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。
猫扑：【老司机驾驶室放无盖热茶水】在江苏南京，有一位公交车司机，开车那是相当的稳，能在车上放一个无盖茶杯，跑在路上茶水不洒[鼓掌]真正的老司机[并不简单]tRKqPVI
[Tea water 】 【 old cab driver put no top in nanjing, jiangsu province, there is a bus driver, driving a car that is quite steady, can put a without cover cup in the car, running on the road tea dont spill [applause.] real old driver is not a simple tRKqPVI]
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新沐sunshine：早安时光@赵薇北京影迷会#赵薇中餐厅# #赵薇# 早[心]@赵薇工作室 开启你的晨读时光吧#赵薇#
[Good morning time @ zhao fan club in Beijing # # # # zhao wei zhao wei Chinese restaurant early [heart] @ zhao studio Start your morning reading time # # zhao wei]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
青年时报：#西湖早茶#人生的优雅并非训练或装扮出来的，而是百千阅历后的坦然，饱受沧桑后的睿智，无数沉浮后的淡泊。
[# # the west lake tea training or the elegant life isnt dress up, but BaiQian experience the calm, after suffering from wise, after the vicissitudes of life after numerous ups and downs of stoicism. ]
新闻推动进步。青年时报，在中国浙江观察世界。 新闻热线：。
新浪汽车：#车闻早高峰#太科幻！！！别问这是什么车，这是最最最新版车型：红鸟[允悲][并不简单]tRKGoAC
[# # morning rush car smell is science!!!!!! Dont ask, what is this car, this is the most latest models the red bird [allow sad] [] are not simple tRKGoAC]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
但斌：人工智能将能预测人类寿命？精确率已达% tRKET
[Artificial intelligence will be able to predict human life? The accurate rate has reached % tRKET]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选：你瘦不下来，可能是方法没用对！[并不简单]
[You dont thin down, may be methods useless! [] are not simple]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：兴证：流动性压力或显现 绩优龙头将成穿越周期主线 tRKqgKO
[Xing liquidity pressure or revealed Leading blue-chip will become main tRKqgKO through the cycle]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪新闻客户端：公示栏就在不远处，上面有照片[吃惊]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
玩转instagram：Durian cake 榴莲芝士蛋糕
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
但斌：国产客机ARJ-获生产许可证 正式进入批生产阶段 tRKfQn
[Chinese-made aircraft ARJ - won the production license tRKfQn formally enter the batch production stage]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小浪同学爱吐槽：【记者追问汛期河道非法采砂 陕西旬阳县河务局长：我不是河务局的】记者前往旬阳县水利局调查“河道非法采砂”一事，该局下属河务局局长杨必领面对媒体，称自己“不是河务局的”。旬阳县水利局回应称，杨必领身体不适，目前正接受县纪检监察部门调查↓↓tRKVc
[【 pressed on river flood season illegal sand mining Shaanxi xunyang county HeWu director I am not HeWuJu] reporters to xunyang county bureau of investigation river of illegal sand mining, director of the bureau subordinate HeWuJu Yang Biling face the media, said he was not HeWuJu . Xunyang county water district responded that Yang Biling discomfort, is undergoing investigation left left tRKVc county discipline inspection department]
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但斌：高铁升级到“八纵八横” 看看什么时候通到你家 @辛辣头条 （分享自 @新浪新闻） tRKbNJL
[High-speed rail to upgrade to the eight vertical and eight horizontal and see what time to your house @ spicy headlines tRKbNJL (share since @ sina news)]
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但斌：文|阎学通本文为瞭望智库书摘。摘编自阎学通所著《历史的惯性：未来十年的中国与世界》，中信出版集团出版，原文有改动，不代表瞭望智库观点。如需转载请在文前注明来源瞭望智库（zhczyj）及作者信息，否则将严格追究法律责任。印...@辛辣头条 （分享自 @新浪军事） tRKaRMZ
[| wen yan lookout think-tank, this article highlights. From yan by the historical inertia in China and the world in the next decade, citic publishing group, is the original, change does not represent outlook think-tank. For reprint please indicate the source before wen (zhczyj), a think-tank outlook and author information, otherwise will strictly shall be investigated for legal responsibility. Printing... @ spicy headlines tRKaRMZ (share since @ sina military)]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：中印军方仍对峙 印度又让“藏独”在班公湖插旗 @辛辣头条 （分享自 @新浪新闻） tRKcEmu
[China and India military confrontation India and let the Tibet independence in class and lake flag @ spicy headlines tRKcEmu (share since @ sina news)]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：李克强考察两年后 深圳微众银行怎样了 @辛辣头条 （分享自 @新浪新闻） tRKqjgsA
[Li keqiang, two years later Shenzhen micro the bank how the @ spicy headlines tRKqjgsA (share since @ sina news)]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
猫扑：【新手上路太紧张 加油后拖走油枪[允悲]】据@南京交警，日南京有人报警称，一辆小车拖着加油站油枪管在路上行驶。@南京交警八大队 与车主取得联系后确认，当日车主在一加油站加油，由于加油站工作人员较忙，车主又是新手，付完油钱后就直接开车走了…目前油枪管已归还。 我已经能想象加油站工...全文： m.weibo
[The new beginner too nervous Towed away after refueling oil gun allow grief 】 according to @ nanjing traffic police, day nanjing someone report to the police, according to a car drag gas station oil barrel on the road. @ nanjing eight police brigade Get in touch with the owner after confirmation, the owners in a gas station, due to the gas station staff is busy, the owner is a novice, to pay after the gas is direct drive off... At present, the oil barrel has returned. I can already imagine the gas station work... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：#停车打卡# 这是一个有毒的弯道 [二哈] tRKOwxI
[Parking clock # # this is a toxic corner [two ha] tRKOwxI]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#出行生活#爱我你怕了吗！[并不简单]
[# # travel life love me are you afraid of?! [] are not simple]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
但斌：[馋嘴]@否极泰董宝珍：此一时彼一时，此时的茅黒已经成为茅台投资人最具建设性的伙伴，能够有理有据说出茅台道理的茅黒对消除非理性和过热作用巨大！一切以时间地点和条件为转移，辩证看待茅黒客观对待茅黒，不能一味否定，当下真正的问题是茅乐！茅乐的过度乐观需要茅黒对冲！
[[available] much @ Thai Dong Baozhen dubious advantage, at this time of MAO black maotai investors has become the most constructive partners, can be justified to say maotai truth MAO black to eliminate irrational and overheating huge! All in time and place and conditions for transfer, the dialectical view to treat MAO MAO black objective black, can not blindly negative, the real problem is MaoLe! MaoLe overly optimistic need MAO black hedge!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小浪同学爱吐槽：【老公发来神秘无声语音 老婆落入连环圈套[衰]】丈夫去西班牙度假，妻子却收到丈夫的QQ发过来的一条“没有声音”的语音信息。神秘消息吓坏妻子，究竟这段语音“丈夫”想要传达什么↓↓慌了神的妻子可能没想到，她正在落入一个连环圈套[悲伤]↓↓tRKMnc
[The husband sent mysterious quiet voice Wife fall into serial trap [failure]] husband go on holiday to Spain, his wife has received her husbands QQ send me a no sound voice messages. Mysterious message was his wife, after all the voice husband wants to convey what left left out wife may have never thought, she is falling into a serial trap [sad] left left tRKMnc]
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Autobeta汽车杂志：斯柯达广告，把汽车广告的套路都给吐槽了个遍，挺有创意的[嘻嘻] tRKhp
[Skoda advertising, the car of the routines to poke fun at all, quite creativehee hee tRKhp]
国内外汽车资讯速递，依据新车进行点评，欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力，喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。
张小娴：是有這麼一個人，想找人欺負你會找他，被人欺負你也去找他，擰不開的瓶蓋你都交給他，最脆弱和真實的自己也交給他，累了就挨在他身上睡一覺，他累了你也讓他挨在你身上睡一覺。愛和被愛是那麼美好，失望和傷心的時候你也就總抱著希望和包容。
[There is such a person, want to find someone to bully you will find him and being bullied you go looking for him, also wont unscrew the cap you gave him, the most vulnerable and real myself to him, tired get on him sleep, he tired you also let him get to you sleep. To love and be loved is so beautiful, disappointed and sad you always hope the and tolerance. ]
我的唯一微信号：遇见张小娴（Miss_AmyZ）。工作联系：陈仲明gongzuoshi@sina
但斌：转：年月日周一读报！一切美好从❤️
、中国可燃冰已连续试开采天，累计产气超过万立方米，取得了持续产气时间最长、产气总量最大、气流稳定、环境安全等多项重大突破性成果，创造了产气时长和总量的世界纪录。(凤凰网)
、中国烹饪协会：年全国餐饮外卖的市场超过了亿元，增长达...全文： m.weibo
[Turn on Monday, the newspaper! All good from ❤ ️ < br >, combustible ice in China has been trial mining days in a row, the cumulative gas more than thousands of cubic meters, has obtained the longest continuous gas, the maximum amount of gas, flow stability, environmental security and so on many significant breakthrough, created the world record for the total length and product gas. (phoenix net) < br > < br >, China cuisine association years of national food take-away market of more than one hundred million yuan, grow up to... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
猫扑：#猫扑早安# 女友去看电影却背着个超大的包，知道里面装的是啥以后，男友简直崩溃…[二哈] tRKyFkx
[# # good morning mop his girlfriend to go to the movies is carrying a large bag, know whats inside, her boyfriend can collapse... [two ha] tRKyFkx]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【印度河流严重污染 民众泡沫里祈祷】由于污染严重，印度亚穆纳河河面泛起大量“泡沫”，但是仍然有大量民众在这条“圣河”里祈祷沐浴。据称，亚穆纳河%到%的污染是生活污水造成的，新德里居民每天制造的污水多达亿升[吃惊]↓↓tRKitvT
[The Indian rivers seriously polluted People to pray for the bubble 】 because of serious pollution, India the jumna river flush a large number of bubble, but there are still a lot of people in the sacred river praying in the bath. It is said that the yamuna river % and % of pollution is caused by sewage, made in new Delhi residents daily sewage up to hundred million liters [surprised] left left tRKitvT down]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【有毒！央视主播再秀段子：热得差不多能出锅撒把葱花[笑cry]】曾因“地球不爆炸，我们不放假”走红的央视主播朱广权，再现段子手本色，他说：“小伙伴儿们，我只想告诉你们，热不仅仅是今天的事儿，原本想空调WiFi西瓜，却热得差不多能出锅撒把葱花。”[偷笑]↓↓tRKxYF
[[toxic! CCTV anchor again show jokes hot can almost out of the pot and the scallions [laugh cry]] was not earth, we dont have a holiday popular CCTV anchor Zhu Guangquan, represent the jokes hand ecru, he said the small partners, I just want to tell you that hot is not just today, originally wanted to air conditioning WiFi watermelon, yet out of the pot and the hot almost chopped green onion. [laughing] left left tRKxYF down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪汽车：#汽车图赏#说出你最爱的一款车！万一小目标实现了呢？（via@全球超跑-资讯）
[# # car TuShang name your favorite car! Thousands of small goals? (via @ global supercar - information)]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
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