冷笑话精选：
这个完整版厉害了！戴着耳机在各种公共场所尬唱热门金曲......哈哈哈只要带上耳机，全世界都是你的！[允悲]tRKyJoyQ
[The full version much! Wearing headphones embarrassed to sing popular songs in various public places... Ha ha ha as long as you use headphones, the world is you! [allow sad] tRKyJoyQ]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
英国那些事儿：被家里的恶犬欺负得不成样儿，大胖橘躲进地下室纵情吃喝，越来越胖……所幸，有人不会嫌弃它[心]
[Bullied by family dog away to like, a big fat orange hid in the basement likes to eat and to drink, more and more fat... Fortunately, some people will not abandon its [heart]]
一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.
每日一狗：网友家养了一只超神的拉布拉多小狐，干家务、照顾弟弟样样精通……[鼓掌]说着我就把正在啃拖鞋的狗子叫过来说了一通！[允悲]tRKLIO
[Internet users keep a small fox super god labrador, do housework, take care of younger brother know everything... [applause.] said I can put the dog is eating slippers had called for a! [allow sad] tRKLIO]
每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗！ ♪(´ε｀)家里有一只比熊阿布，一只法斗阿兜！
人民日报：【阿里巴巴无人超市曝光，拿了就走！】杭州的淘宝造物节上，阿里无人零售店“淘咖啡”将揭开面纱。工程师们提前实测了一下，在无人超市里剁手是怎样一种体验↓↓有点厉害~tRKtoN（梨视频）
[【 alibaba no supermarket exposure, took away! Hangzhou taobao festival in creation, ali no retail coffee will be unveiled. Engineers measured the ahead of time, in no one supermarket chop hand how an experience left left a bit much ~ tRKtoN video (pear)]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
杨紫：所以挂掉的眉毛跟长出的痘痘什么时候可以变正常哦……[白眼]
[So hang up eyebrows to grow blain blain what time can be normal oh... [eyes]]
努力拼搏的北京小妞~工作联系方式：guangmang@sina
人民网：【偶遇爸爸雨中执勤 网友心疼陪爸爸站一会儿】日，潍坊@超级无敌小胖纸 在路上偶遇正站岗的爸爸：雨打在他身上却落在我心里。我说陪你站一会儿他说不行，我说包里有水你喝一口他说不能，然后把我赶过了马路。那我在马路对面陪你站一会儿，一起承受雨和风。快点站完岗回家吧，妈妈生日等你吃饭呢[悲伤]
[【 encounters father on duty in the rain Netizens love accompany father stood for a moment], weifang @ super small fat paper Encounter on the road is on guard dad rain is falling on him in my heart. I said with you in a moment he said no, I said the bag with water you drink a mouthful of he said you cant, then I crossed the road. Then I stood across the road with you for a while, together under the rain and wind. Hurry up station after work and go home, moms birthday is waiting for you to eat? [sad]]
报道全球 传播中国
我的损友是个极品：患有渐冻症的男人选择了他生命的结束的方式——安乐死，有人记录下了全过程，看完感觉心里哽着什么东西，大概有时候生命就是这么无奈吧。[伤心]tRKyxkB
[With gradually frozen disorder the way a man chose the end of his life, euthanasia, someone recorded the whole process, finish see feel stuck with something in my heart, maybe sometimes life is so helpless. [sad] tRKyxkB]
QQ 私信我爆出损友的各种趣事吧！欢迎私信吐槽！【注：出于隐私来稿录用后均不会注明出处，如需@ 你请注明】
思想聚焦：哪句文艺的话第一次读到便为之震撼？
[Which literary words first read for shock? ]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
最佳蹲坑读物：岁女孩因恶作剧坠楼身亡：熊孩子和杀人犯之间，隔着家长而已。[微笑]
[Year-old girl fell to his death due to trick bear children and murderers, and between the separated by parents. [smiles]]
如果你有什么烦恼，请向我私信投稿，合作宣传欢迎私信^^商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow
一起神回复：养猫千日，用在一时，喵星人的各种妙用[喵喵]
[Cat one thousand days, in the moment, meow star people all use [meow]]
这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。
北京人不知道的北京事儿：#北京事儿# 清晨五点半的奥森北园～[心]（by@颦儿per_se ）
[# # about Beijing early morning at a.m. and orson north garden ~ [heart] (by @ each son per_se)]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
韩国me2day：【Dispatch】小可爱#金Samuel#在首尔江南新沙洞岛山公园拍摄画报.日常or画报,,傻傻分不清~[小黄人高兴]
[Dispatch small cute # gold Samuel# island mountain park in Seoul jiangnan new sand hole shooting pictorial. Daily or pictorial,, silly points not clear ~ [yellow people happy]]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
我的朋友是个呆B：经过了不到六个小时的努力，小哥一步步从各种摔到最后成功完成了自己的后空翻，然后讲出了自己的感想。整个过程看下来真是很励志很棒了[拳头]
tRKyxZQc
[After less than six hours of hard work, little brother step by step from various fell to finally successfully completed his own back flip, and then speak out my feeling. Look down the whole process is really very inspiring great [fist] < br > tRKyxZQc]
没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的
噗嗤大叔：海岛控最应该去的国内海岛有哪些？
[Island with the most should go to the home islands have? ]
公眾號：朱门大叔 （ID：ouba ）
萌宠集中营：全国人都被一条狗感动了，你听说过狗的报恩吗？一只叫奉顺的小白狗天天跟着癌症晚期的邻居大叔，原以为它只是单纯地喜欢大叔，没想到它竟然是为了给早逝的苦命哥哥报恩……我的前半生遇到你是多么幸运[爱你] tRKyalQp
[People across the country have been touched by a dog, have you ever heard of the dogs gratitude? A call in the direction of a small white dog with terminal cancer neighbor uncle every day, thought it just simply like uncle, did not think it was to early death of the elder brother of gratitude... How lucky you are I met the first half of tRKyalQp love you []]
每天分享各种萌宠物趣事，爱生活，爱萌宠的童鞋记得关注，我们一起成长!商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。
天天美食推荐：[ 砵仔糕 ]现在已经少有卖的了。自己做过才知道这么简单。冰冰凉凉，软糯弹牙，很适合夏天食用。童年的味道[馋嘴]tRoCuIwr
[[Portland seed cake] few sell now. Did know that simple. Ice BingLiangLiang, soft waxy bullet tooth, very suitable for summer to eat. The taste of childhood tRoCuIwr [available]]
新浪微博最大的美食基地。每天推荐不同的美食做法，尝尽世界美味，感受舌尖上的中国！加关注吧！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow
银教授：为什么小龙虾总是吃不腻？因为贵，从来没机会吃撑，所以下次还想吃。
建议一次吃斤，吃到洗胃，以后就不想吃了。一次投入，终生省钱。
[Why small lobster is always not to eat greasy? Because of you, have never chance to overeating, so the next time he wanted more. < br > suggested a eat, eat to gastric lavage, later dont want to eat it. One, a lifetime to save money. ]
先别取关，万一好笑呢？公众号yinjiaoshou
全球健身中心：【正确拉筋的方法 让身材越拉越好】筋长一寸，寿长十年！！！各部位正确拉筋的方法给你，每个动作不限制次数，觉得舒服就行 ~[good] #健身#
[【 the right way to brace Keep the pull the better figure 】 reinforced one inch long, long life of ten years!!!!!! Each place the right way to brace for you, every action does not limit number, just feel comfortable ~ [good] # # fitness]
最大最全的健身微博，来自中日韩欧美等最热门的健身教程，加上专业的教练指导，总有一款适合你！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow
这里是美国：rap演唱会上的手语师…… 运动量非常大了[允悲]
[Rap concert sign language teacher... Exercise is very big [allow sad]]
环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱：usa@huanqiu
李溪芮：吃葡萄的十大好处：
.预防心脑血管病
.兴奋大脑
.祛痰
.抗病毒
.减肥
.增进食欲
.抗癌
.抗衰老
.对抗肝炎
.排毒
（好了 今天的健康百科就和大家分享到这里～其实我只想晒照[doge]）
[Eat the grapes of the top ten benefits < br > prevent cardio-cerebral vascular disease. < br > excited brain. < br > the expectorant. < br > antiviral < br >. < br > to lose weight. Increase appetite. < br > cancer. < br > anti-aging < br > against hepatitis. < br > < br > drainage ( Todays health encyclopedia will share with you here ~ in fact, I just want to bask in according to [doge])]
工作事宜请发送邮件至helloworkwork@
粽粽粽粽粽粽粽：如果你最好的好朋友的老公出轨 被你撞见了 他保证只有那么一回以后绝不会再做对不起你好朋友的事
你会选择替他瞒着她还是选择告诉她
[If you are the best good friends husband to cheat Be you ran into him ensure only then one will never do again sorry hello friend < br > would you choose for him to keep her or tell her]
胆小认生 不易相处
公元1874：蠢没什么，坏没什么，但像他们这样聪明的使坏，会很可怕。如果不经过这件事，让大家知道他们在人格上是破产的人，那么当下一个没那么完美的受害者出现的时候，他们又会继续用上面的套路，用自己一套理性、客观、中立的组合拳，把受害者打得永不翻身。 tRKyoOQ
[Stupid nothing, nothing bad, but as smart as they continue, it will be very terrible. If you dont pass it, let everyone know that they are on the personality of bankruptcy, the present a less perfect victim appeared, they will continue to use the above formula, with a rational, objective and neutral combination, the victims never coming. tRKyoOQ]
仍然 没有 遇到
趣闻搞笑：手把手教你WiFi无线桥接，再也不怕网络差！实用技能get√ tRKyJZCa
[Taught you how to WiFi bridge, no longer afraid of poor network! Practical skills tRKyJZCa get)]
最好玩最创意的新鲜事，网罗最搞笑最欢乐的视频！
热门搞笑排行榜：这才是打招呼的正确姿势！哈哈哈 神经病呀！莫名戳中笑点！[笑cry] tRKyJdOV
[This is the only right posture greeting! Ha, ha, ha mental derangement! Difficult to express in the punchline! [laughing cry] tRKyJdOV]
关注@热门搞笑排行榜，获得每日新鲜笑料...^_^【扣扣：】
谷大白话：喵！喜欢这磨牙咬胶！喵！
[Meow!!! Like the molar bite glue! Meow!!! ]
THERES NO『俗』WITHOUT『谷』
刘畅：许多事，并不会有来日方长，很多人，只会在你的世界里黯然退场。所以，在这个盛夏的周末，约上你心爱的人，找一家咖啡馆，聊聊天谈谈心。或许多年后，当你听到“你会不会突然的出现，在街角的咖啡店”时，你才会明白这不仅仅是一句简单的歌词而已～
[A lot of things, will not have there, a lot of people, will only be an in your world. So, in the summer weekend, about the person you love, to find a cafe, a chat talk. Perhaps many years later, when you hear you will not suddenly appear, the coffee shop on the corner, you will realize that it is not just a simple lyrics]
快餐爱好者，以开一家快餐店为人生目标。工作邀约：liuchangwork@qq
世界美景：一只会冲浪的喵[喵喵]tRaaiZS
[A will surf meow meow meow tRaaiZS]
爱旅行爱美景，带你用眼睛去旅行～
澎湃新闻：【女儿被同学堵不让上厕所，妈妈插手打人被拘受罚】tRKyozA 堵着不让上厕所，还被打了几下，听到女儿说起被同班小朋友欺负，妈妈田某火冒三丈。第二天刚到幼儿园，她就冲向那位小朋友一顿打，出了心中的怨气。监控拍下了整个打人过程，对方家长看到后无法接受，立即报警。民警对田某进行说
[The daughter had been blocked by the students not to go to the toilet, mother stepped in to hit persons detained punished 】 tRKyozA plugging the dont let go to the toilet, also be played a few times, heard her daughter about bullied by her children, mom Tian Mou fire emit three zhangs. The next day just to kindergarten, she rushed to the children a play, out of her mind. Monitor took the beating process, after the other parents see can not accept, immediately report to the police. Police said Tian Mou]
有内涵的时政新媒体
新浪娱乐：月日，歌手@黄贯中 在香港开唱，老婆@朱茵 现身捧场，还在台下频比rock手势，紫霞仙子也有摇滚魂喔[偷笑]。tRKyJPf
[June , singer @ Paul wong In Hong Kong concert, the wife @ Athena chu Appeared in famous, but also on the frequency than rock gestures, purple xia pretty woman there are rock oh [laughing] my soul. tRKyJPf]
新浪娱乐
腹黑欧美圈：想和他俩一起去海边玩，那画面一定很美，称霸海岸线。
[Want to go to the seaside and play with them, the picture must be very beautiful, dominating the coastline. ]
腹黑婊
各国美食学起来YOU：【酸辣面】好吃劲爽，开胃可口，学会这个再也不用去面馆了~[馋嘴] tRKQH
[Good be a strain cool, hot and sour noodles 】 【 appetizing and tasty, learn to no longer do this went to the noodle shop ~ [available] tRKQH]
国美食，统统喜欢！请关注@各国美食学起来YOU >>>素材来源互联网，旨在分享
央视新闻：【这份手绘毕业礼物 你喜欢吗[赞]】#毕业季到了#，陕西榆林学院外国语学院的名毕业生，收到了辅导员高燕鹏老师赠送的一份“特殊”毕业礼物—手绘水彩明信片，每张明信片背后还写满了密密麻麻的祝福。你收到过印象最深的毕业礼物是____?（央视记者谭海梅 白龙飞）
[【 the hand-painted graduation gift do you like it [who]] # # graduation season arrived, yulin in shaanxi province in the name of the school of foreign languages college graduates, received a counselor Gao Yanpeng teacher presented a special graduation gift - hand-painted watercolor postcards, behind each postcard with the many blessings. You received a graduation gift is the deepest impression is _____? (CCTV reporter Tan Haimei White dragon fly)]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
葡萄-Lee：都是演员啊，kelly拖之前都说喜欢黑色，棕色，现在评论都清一色选白色，心疼我寄己备的货
[Are all actors, kelly said before they like black, brown, now reviews all choose white, love dearly I send for the goods]
女子本弱，为母则刚 每晚点～早上点私人时间关闭评论的哦
西卡_李浩宇：晚一些还有比赛要打，为不影响任何参赛有关人员的心态考虑，前一条微博删了，希望今天比赛lpl能给力，好好打，要说的话等打完吧，加油[加油]
[Later have a game to play, to does not affect any entry point of view to consider the people concerned, the former a tweet deleted, hope today match LPL can give, have fun, to say such as play, refuel [go]]
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