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oLV儿飞o：
@调色匠马起来练吧~

冷笑话精选：
第一眼你看到了什么？
[The first thing you see? ]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【快递员向女客户下跪道歉？涉事女生道真相】月日，广东广州一名快递员因为发错快递，被消费者投诉。在另一名快递员的要求下，向女客户下跪道歉↓↓现在下跪快递员已经回家了，他“觉得什么尊严都没有了”。而客户李小姐表示她也一脸懵比↓↓真相↓↓↓tRKkpsA
[【 kneel Courier to female customers apologize? Involved girls way truth 】 month day, guangdong guangzhou a Courier because hair wrong delivery, customer complaints. At the request of another Courier, apologize to kneel female customers left left now kneel down Courier has to go home, he think what all have no dignity. Miss li said she has a face of meng clients than left left the truth left left left tRKkpsA down down down down down]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

微博汽车：
#微博汽车趣闻# 热啊～ [衰] tRKgWhg
[# weibo car # hot ~ [failure] tRKgWhg anecdotes]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

新浪汽车：
#交通万象#外卖小哥不慎摔伤，众同行拿过订单接力为其送餐tRKVDqH

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汽车之家：
#家家车生活#【或达马力宝马M CS有望年推出】日前，我们通过国外媒体获悉，宝马M CS车型有望在年正式亮相，新车在动力上将搭载一台.T直列缸双涡轮增压发动机，最大功率或马力，峰值扭矩或达牛·米。tRKkNQZY
[# # every car life 【 or horsepower BMW M CS is expected to be launched in 】 recently, we learn by foreign media that BMW M CS model is expected to officially debut in years, the momentum will carry a new car. Double T straight cylinder turbo engine, maximum power or power, torque or cow, M. tRKkNQZY]

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猫扑：
【家暴男电梯里殴打妻子小伙看不过去挺身制止也遭殃[怒]】月日，陕西西康一大厦电梯内进来了一对夫妻党某与姚某。在电梯里，丈夫党某因家庭琐事对妻子进行殴打。一旁的小伙陈某上前制止，党某感到不满，挥拳打了陈某，致使陈某受伤。电梯停靠时，党某还不忘先扇妻子几个耳光，才扬长而去。月日...全文： m.weibo
[The domestic violence male elevator wife beating Guy couldnt rise up in the past to stop also suffer [anger]] month day, shaanxi xikang a building, the elevator came in a pair of husband and wife party a certain with yao. In the elevator, the husband the party a due to family matters for beating his wife. Aside the small XXL come forward to stop, the party a, managed to punchy XXL, wounded XXL. When the elevator stops, party a is not forget slapping his wife a few face first, and roared off. On the day... The full text m. eibo]

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平安北京：
#身边安全课#都说了多少遍，走路不要看手机的嘛，就是不听！生活中，随时随地低头玩手机的人“低头族”越来越多，似乎手机一刻也不能离开！而实际上，低头的同时，往往就忽略了周边的潜在的危险。tRKEduCM
[# # side safety class all say how many times, walk dont look at mobile phone, just dont listen! In life, down to play anytime, anywhere bend more and more mobile phone, seems to mobile phones cant leave! Bow and, in fact, at the same time, tend to lose sight of the perimeter of the potential danger. tRKEduCM]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

苍井空：
预防艾滋病每个细节都知识啊！tRKkNVL 大家一起学习不见不散吧。在tRKgPG 还有特别礼物送哦～
[AIDS prevention Every detail is knowledge! TRKkNVL everybody study together Be there or be square. In tRKgPG and special gift oh ~]

大家好！我是苍井空. 有时演电影,唱歌,有时在电视节目中露露脸。为了更好的交流.我在努力地学习中文ing 工作邮箱：solaaoi@sina

一块去旅行：
夜幕晚风，来往处行人失语几场。
[Night breeze, pedestrians and place a few aphasia. ]

我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【陈伟霆带外甥女出门肥妹一脸懵】月日，陈伟霆在微博晒出自己带着两个孩子出门的照片↓↓并称自己是“霸霸”。照片中陈伟霆反戴棒球帽、脚穿人字拖，一只手牵着孩子，另一只手抱着孩子。而陈伟霆外甥女终于不再“嫌弃”陈伟霆了[笑而不语]↓↓↓tRKkCzqn
[【 William take niece to go out Fat younger sister a face of meng 】 the date, William basked in weibo photos with two kids go out as he left left and said he is farther. In this photo William baseball cap, wearing flip-flops, a hand holding children, another hand holding the baby. And William niece finally no longer abandon William [smiling without a word] left left left tRKkCzqn down down down]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

新浪新闻客户端：
【陈伟霆带外甥女出门肥妹一脸懵】月日，陈伟霆在微博晒出自己带着两个孩子出门的照片↓↓并称自己是“霸霸”。照片中陈伟霆反戴棒球帽、脚穿人字拖，一只手牵着孩子，另一只手抱着孩子。而陈伟霆外甥女终于不再“嫌弃”陈伟霆了[笑而不语]↓↓↓tRKkCzqn
[【 William take niece to go out Fat younger sister a face of meng 】 the date, William basked in weibo photos with two kids go out as he left left and said he is farther. In this photo William baseball cap, wearing flip-flops, a hand holding children, another hand holding the baby. And William niece finally no longer abandon William [smiling without a word] left left left tRKkCzqn down down down]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

猫扑：
【男子替朋友担保借债被债主深夜带树林里喂蚊子】一名男子提欠债朋友担保，岂料朋友后来失踪。于是债主在深夜里将他带到殡仪馆附近树林中，扒光衣服绑树上喂蚊子。为吸引更多的蚊子，几人用手机灯光模拟萤火虫闪烁。期间，几人还用手机拍下徐某喂蚊子时不断扭曲身体，不断求饶的视频取乐。...全文： m.weibo
[【 man is collateral to borrow for a friend creditors late into the night with the forest to feed mosquito 】 a man friend in debt guarantees, shows his friend missing later. So creditors took him to the funeral home in the middle of the night near the woods, strip clothes tie the tree to feed the mosquitoes. To attract more mosquito, a few people use their phones to fireflies flash lights simulation. Period, a few people still use their cell phones xu feeding the mosquito distorted body constantly, constantly for mercy video for fun. ... The full text m. eibo]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【桥下淤泥里惊现男尸警方勘验时尸体突然动了[衰]】近日，东坝派出所接到市民报警称：南河老鹰嘴大桥下面，有一具男性尸体，请快去现场处理！民警立即赶到现场勘察，并未发现他人作案的痕迹。正当民警勘察时，发现尸体突然动了↓↓↓tRKkKiX
[【 in the silt under the bridge near the mans body Police inquest body suddenly moved [failure]] recently, DongBa police station, said residents were reported to south river old chick under the bridge, there is a male corpse, please go to the scene to deal with! Police immediately rushed to the scene reconnaissance, found no traces of others to commit crime. Just when the police investigation, suddenly we found his body to move left left left tRKkKiX down down down]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【蒋欣退出微胖界？自答铅笔腿是P的】月日下午，一向是微胖界女神的蒋欣晒出一张健身照，并配文：“认真脸，有时候觉得自己好美！”照片中蒋欣戴着一顶鸭舌帽在健身房压腿，看起来瘦好多，纤细大长腿十分抢镜[舔屏]↓↓不过没一会儿，蒋欣就自揭老底↓↓↓tRKkSDB
[【 rulu exit micro fat world? Since the leg of a pencil is P] month days afternoon, has always been a chubby rulu drying out a fitness as if the goddess and a caption serious face, sometimes feel good beauty! Photo rulu wore a cap at the gym leg press, looks thin many, slender big long legs is rob mirror lick screen left left but not for a moment, rulu is from jie among left left left tRKkSDB down down down]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

汽车之家：
学习路权很重要
[Learning way is very important]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

Autobeta汽车杂志：
神壕Sam(mwvmnw)的迈凯伦内战[心]tRKgWvm
[Sam (MWVMNW) god trenches [heart] tRKgWvm McLaren of civil war]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【黑科技！让蚊子自相残杀，人类笑了！】夏天一到，叮人的蚊虫很是讨厌！对此，科学家们找到了一种“以蚊治蚊”的灭蚊方法↓↓这些“蚊子战士”作为新型生物农药，不但可彻底消灭病媒蚊，更能有效减少蚊子数量。灭蚊原理揭秘↓↓↓tRKkaAx
[【 black technology! Let mosquitoes kill each other, human laugh! Summer arrived, sting mosquito is very hate! To this, the scientists found a mosquito mosquito cure left left the mosquito method the mosquito warriors as a new biological pesticide, not only can completely eliminate the vector mosquitoes, more can effectively reduce mosquito populations. The mosquito principle revelation left left left tRKkaAx down down down]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

冷笑话精选：
什么叫大写的生无可恋……[允悲]
tRKkXQaS
[What is the capital of love had nothing... [allow sad] < br > tRKkXQaS]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

但斌：
[赞]@陈兴江：你成黃土，子孙依旧要子子孙孙下去，我们生生不息，为了生生不息，就有了独立宣言，就有了瓦特的蒸汽机，一代要比一代强，不要终点为黃土什么都不干。
[[who] @ xing-jiang Chen you into loess, the children still to children and grandchildren, we, in order to, have the declaration of independence, there will be a watts steam engine, generation than the generation is strong, dont the finish for the loess doing nothing at all.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪汽车：
#交通万象# 给这位俄罗斯女骑士点赞，车外抛物乱扔垃圾的一个也没惯着，最后更是精彩！！[赞][赞]tRKBfJXY
[# # transport phenomena for the Russian female knight thumb up, parabolic litter outside a didnt spoil, finally is wonderful!!!!! [who] [great] tRKBfJXY]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
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最丰富的汽车活动。

汽车之家：
#家家技术讲堂#【能否顺利通过？VV挑战最严苛碰撞测试】 %小角度重叠正面碰撞测试被公认为是全球最严苛的安全性测试，它曾给过国外很多豪华车型“下马威”，今天VV能否挑战成功并获得优秀评价，充满了悬念。对了，VV上标配的主动刹车系统也会得到真实的验证，看看它到底能不能避免追尾碰撞。...全文： m.weibo
[# every technical lecture hall # 【 can pass? VV challenge most severe crash test 】 % small Angle overlap frontal crash test is acknowledged as the world the most rigorous safety testing, it had to abroad many luxury cars run, VV can challenge the success today and get a good evaluation, full of suspense. Right, VV standard on active braking system will be validated by real and see if it can avoid rear-end collision. ... The full text m. eibo]

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猫扑：
小奶猫就是要奶啊[允悲]tRKDnwxN
[Small milk cat is to milk ah tRKDnwxN [allow sad]]

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但斌：
转：【广发食品饮料王永锋，第三轮白酒牛市年之三十八】
周五基金中报发布完毕： 🌹年Q基金白酒配置比例仅为.%，距离上一轮白酒牛市基金配置比例的最高点.%还有至少一倍空间！ 🌹年Q基金白酒配置比例较年Q仅提升.个百分点（Q由%提升至.%，Q由.%提升至.%），...全文： m.weibo
[转：【广发食品饮料王永锋，第三轮白酒牛市年之三十八】
周五基金中报发布完毕： 🌹年Q基金白酒配置比例仅为.%，距离上一轮白酒牛市基金配置比例的最高点.%还有至少一倍空间！ 🌹年Q基金白酒配置比例较年Q仅提升.个百分点（Q由%提升至.%，Q由.%提升至.%），... The full text m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【男子裤裆磨刀示威交警一招被制后：“对不起我错了”[doge]】广西交警在查处违章时遇到了一个嚣张的小伙，他因违规被交警现场查扣，不甘心的小伙掏出一把水果刀，在裤子上来回摩擦↓↓然而交警仅仅用了一招就将他撂倒在地，这时小伙秒变怂[允悲]↓↓↓tRKkGON
[The man crotch knife demonstrations traffic police After a recruit was made Im sorry I was wrong, doge 】 the traffic police in guangxi in to investigate and punish violations encountered an arrogant man, when he was the traffic police scene for violations, unwilling guy took out a fruit knife, friction left left back and forth on the pants but police took just will be knocked down to the ground, his then guy SEC changed the unintelligent allow sadness left left left tRKkGON down down down]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

但斌：
回复@CHOCO_NI[赞]@CHOCO_NI现在出发去深圳湾跑步🏃
[回复@CHOCO_NI[赞]@CHOCO_NI现在出发去深圳湾跑步🏃]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

南方都市报：
【上海一男孩骑小黄车被撞身亡父母起诉ofo索赔万元！[费解]】今年月日，上海一个未满岁的男孩解开了一辆无人管理的ofo共享单车机械锁，在骑行路上与一辆大客车相撞，被卷进车底最终导致死亡。月初，该男孩父母将肇事司机及车辆所属公司以及相关保险公司起诉至上海静安区人民法院。月日，...全文： m.weibo
[【 Shanghai knocked a boy riding a yellow car Parents sued ofo claim ten thousand yuan! [difficult]] today (date) (month) (year), Shanghai a boy under the age of solved a unattended ofo Shared cycling mechanical lock, a collision with a bus in the riding on the road, caught in car eventually lead to death. Earlier this month, the boy parents will be the driver and vehicle insurance of company and related companies sued to Shanghai jing an district peoples court. June ,... The full text m. eibo]

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但斌：
回复@股海航行靠修行[赞]@股海航行靠修行我也喜欢跑步，源于年前的胃病，任何药都无效果，我以为自己无药可救了！后来通过跑步看到了曙光，经过近年的跑步，中间偶有间断。我现在胃病几乎痊愈。我感谢跑步这项运动，为坚持跑步的人点个赞！[鼓掌]
[Reply @ GuHai sailing by practice [who] @ GuHai sailing by practice I also like running, stomach ailments, from years ago, any medicine has no effect, I thought he was hopeless! Later by running to see the dawn, after running in recent years, occasionally interrupted in the middle. I now stomach trouble almost recovered. I thank I run this sport, points for those who insist on running a praise! [applause.]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【林书豪：林俊杰昨晚欺负我和周杰伦】月日中午，林书豪发布了一张与林俊杰和周杰伦的合照：“很难过，因为昨晚林俊杰欺负我和周杰伦，玩dota打败我们”↓↓真是...三个网瘾少年啊[笑cry]当时林俊杰还被要求直播做俯卧撑[舔屏]↓↓↓tRKkJioY

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
马伊琍好美腻[心]
[Ma forging was beautiful greasy [heart]]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【英国租客超邋遢租住豪宅年成猪窝房东心都凉了】英国有两位房东，把自家豪宅租给了超级邋遢的租客，导致自己装修好好的房子几乎成了猪窝↓↓不过，奇葩的租客不止英国，全世界的租客都有不各种奇葩事，快来看看你遇到过吗[doge]↓↓tRKkMbi
[【 the tenant super sloppy Landlord rented mansion in pig heart cool 】 the two landlords, let oneself a person of extraordinary powers curtilage to super messy tenants, cause the house decorate good his own almost became a pig left left, however, resulted from the tenant more than Britain, tenants all over the world have not all sorts of strange flower, come and see you met, please left left tRKkMbi [doge]]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

猫扑：
还记得那只一生气给猫咪关进盒子里的鹦鹉吗[哈哈]其实人家俩感情挺好的....自从鹦鹉看主人用逗猫棒逗了一次猫之后~家里陪猫玩的任务就交给了他[允悲][允悲][允悲] tRKDlhF （via宝榛的动物园儿ww）
[Remember that only a angry for your cat put into the parrot is in the box (ha ha) both of the somebody else feelings actually quite good... Since the parrot see master with funny cat, sticks to make a cat ~ home and play with the cat tasks to him [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] tRKDlhF (via the zoo hazel treasure son ww)]

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小野妹子学吐槽：
我家这怎么一只！@秦网红：叉个签挂炉子里和我家楼下二十块钱一只的烤鸭没差
[My home how this one! @ qin web celebrity fork a sign hanging stove and my home downstairs dollars a duck not poor]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

吴昕：
#我们相爱吧# 谁都有个酷的时候，仔细研究了一下潘老师的这个MV ，我都会嘻哈了哈哈哈哈哈哈[doge][doge][doge][doge] tRKByaEZ
[# # we love each other, who has a cool, pan, the careful research about this MV, I will be the hip-hop ha ha ha ha ha ha [doge] [doge] [doge] [doge] tRKByaEZ]