Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    美国人眼里的日本历史！
哈哈哈哈这个解说真的好魔性啊！
虽然神烦但是看完竟然真的记住了[允悲]
（时间较长，先码后看）
tRKJVvn ​​​
[The United States peoples eyes Japanese history! < br > ha ha ha ha this explanation really good ones! < br > although god bored watching actually remember [allow sad] < br > (see for a long time, after the first code) < br > tRKJVvn]


毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

英国报姐：
    一个澳洲小哥上周六从墨尔本飞珀斯的时候脑洞大开，托运了自己唯一的一个“行李”....一罐啤酒.....这画风也是非常清奇了[doge] ​​​
[A little elder brother on Saturday from Melbourne Australia imagination fly to Perth, checked his only luggage... A can of beer... This style is also very QingJi [doge]]


订阅号：UKUK。国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界

GEM鄧紫棋：
    耳機裡放的是還在寫的歌。我真幸福，永遠都是最先在腦海裡聽到自己新歌的那個觀眾！ ​​​
[Put the headset is still writing songs. Im so happy, will always be first in your mind the audience hear your new song! ​​​]


羅馬書「不要自己伸冤，寧可讓步，聽憑主怒。」

人民日报：
    【不会游泳的看过来！实用游泳教程[噢耶]】#今日头伏#，“桑拿模式”正式开启。火辣的夏天和什么运动最配？当然是游泳！要知道，水的散热能力比空气高倍，游泳时人体能够保持体温恒定，不易中暑。蛙泳、自由泳、仰泳、蝶泳的标准动作都是什么？四种泳姿的动图加文字详细教程↓↓转给想学游泳的TA！ ​​​
[[see come over! Cant swim and practical swimming tutorial [oh yeah]] # # TouFu today, sauna model officially opened. Hot summer and what sports with the most? Swimming, of course! Want to know, the water heat capacity than air at high magnification, the human body to maintain a constant body temperature, while swimming, not easy to suffer heatstroke. Breaststroke, freestyle, backstroke, butterfly, standard action are? Four strokes of figure and text detailed tutorial left left down to want to learn swimming TA! ​​​]


人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

故宫博物院：
    #爱上这座城#七月十二日，今日入伏。 ​​​
[# # fall in love with the city on July , RuFu today. ​​​]


故宫博物院是以明清两代皇宫和宫廷旧藏文物为基础建立起来的，以宫廷建筑群、古代艺术品及宫廷文化史迹为主要展示内容的大型综合性国家博物馆。

同道大叔：
    双鱼小公举是酱紫的
看起来软萌，真要死心的时候十头牛都拉不回来 ​​​
[Pisces small public election was such < br > looks soft, is really want to be ten cows are not pulling back]


星座只是娱乐。工作联系 邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me

韩国me2day：
    【heraldpop】[少女时代-f(x)-Red Velvet入选美国Billboard伟大的历代级女团歌曲!]当地时间日美国权威媒体Billboard通过官网公开了伟大的历代级女团歌曲( Greatest Girl Group Songs of All Time)评选名单,其中#少女时代#-#f(x)#-#Red Velvet#与Spice Girls-Destiny’s Child-TLC等世界 ​​​
[[heraldpop 】 【 girlhood - f (x) - Red Velvet and the women in America Billboard great level in song!] Local Time, the authoritative media Billboard women level through the website the great dynasties song (Greatest Girl Group Songs of All Time) the selection list, where # # # # - f (x) for the first Time - # Red Velvet# and Spice Girls - Destiny s Child - TLC world]


联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

北京人不知道的北京事儿：
    #北京突发# 听说今儿上午移动的信号崩了？[并不简单]目前统计，北京东二环到东四环最严重，直接无服务。。。遇到同样问题的转～[允悲][允悲] ​​​
[Sudden # # Beijing mobile signal collapsed heard this morning? Is not a simple current statistics, Beijing east second to the fourth ring road in the east of the most serious, direct no service... Meet the same problem turn ~ [allow sad] [allow sad]]


直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

YouTube热门：
    这个稻草人我是服气的...你别说乌鸦了，村头李大爷都能吓飞[允悲] tRKJttk ​​​
[The scarecrow I was convinced... You dont say the crow, the village head Mr. Lee can [allow sad] tRKJttk]


微博知名视频评论博主商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。

喵星人的喵星球：
    主人以为两只猫在打架，走近一看。。。[并不简单]tRKJIAaY ​​​
[Master thought two cats in the fight, near a look... Is not a simple tRKJIAaY]


做一只，有态度的喵星人。合作联系：shangwu@hamelon

我的女友嘴很贱：
    炎炎夏日，你只能选择三样东西，你会选择什么？ ​​​
[Sorching summer, you can choose only three things, what would you choose? ​​​]


微博颜值最高博主

腻害：
    #楚乔传# 剧情一波三折，李沁原声片段曝光，淳儿跪求燕洵不要造反，李沁演技表现出了卑微和执念，却没有任何希望！演得太扎心了！[泪][泪][泪]tRKJtVnZ ​​​
[# # ChuQiaoChuan sorry tale, plot Li Qin acoustic fragment exposure, chun son YanXun dont rebel, genuflect is begged Li Qin acting show the humble and obsession, dont have any hope! Played too the heart! [tears] [tears] [tears] tRKJtVnZ]


关注我的人都好腻害啊(•̀⌄•́) 合作联系QQ：

我的前任是个极品：
    大爷！ ​​​
[The big ye! ​​​]


我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！

财经网：
    【被撞暴走团：道路施工无路走 社会对老人不宽容】山鹰协会会长许贵林称，晨跑路段在修路，两侧路不好走，且当时车很少，所以晨跑团才会上机动车道。山鹰运动协会秘书长田小雨称，现在社会上整体对老年人不够宽容，我们与社会上的人都是一样的，不能只因为年龄，就贴上标签。tRKJmkF ​​​
[【 knocked outbreak road construction road Social intolerance 】 the eagle to the old, according to the association Xu Guilin morning run sections in the road, on both sides of the road go bad, and few cars at that time, so running in the morning to the lanes at the meeting. The eagle sports association secretary general tian xiao yu said, the overall lack of tolerance for the elderly in the society now, our people are the same and the society, not only because of age, is labeled. tRKJmkF]


商务合作： 廖先生 QQ ： 邮箱：kailiao@caijing

娱乐情报媛：
    史上#最狂手语翻译#，连rap都能翻译出来，台上的歌手都被震惊了[笑cry]tRKJqLaC ​​​
[# # the most crazy sign language translation, in the history of the rap can be translated, the stage of singers were shocked [laugh cry] tRKJqLaC]


新鲜出炉的新闻娱乐八卦，接好了，憋烫着了～

世界美景：
    一只陶醉于铲屎官钢琴音乐的猫咪tRiDoIK ​​​
[A revel in the piano music cat tRiDoIK shovel excrement officer]


爱旅行爱美景，带你用眼睛去旅行～

中国新闻网：
    【别人家的孩子！高三男生靠折纸特长降分上大学[赞]】绿蚂蚱、火凤凰、黑蜘蛛…这些栩栩如生的折纸作品均出自山东省实验中学的孙洪涛之手，对他来说，折纸不仅是爱好，还能加分！在今年高考中，他以折纸特长获得哈尔滨工业大学威海校区模拟投档线降分录取的资格。(齐鲁网)网友：我脸特长...[doge] ​​​
[The other peoples children! Three boys drop by origami specialty college [who]] green grasshopper, fire phoenix, black spiders... These lifelike origami works are from shandong province experimental middle school hong-tao sun, for him, origami is not only a hobby, also can add cent! In the college entrance examination this year, he won weihai campus of Harbin industrial university to origami specialty simulation TouDangXian drop points admission qualification. (qilu nets) online I face special skill... [doge]]


这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。

英国报姐：
    一只“很焦虑”的汪的日常，真是看着都很心累了[二哈]
tRKMkpd ​​​
[A anxious wang everyday, really looked at heart is very tiredsecond, < br > tRKMkpd]


订阅号：UKUK。国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界

小刚几：
    #神勇小金刚#害羞tRKJGon（使用#秒拍#录制,免流量看热门短视频!） ​​​
[# # # brave little kong shy tRKJGon (using second # record, avoid traffic see popular short video!) ​​​]


自己喜欢的东西，就不要问别人好不好

伊吹鸡腿子：
    最近的花和小院子。 ​​​
[The recent small yard and flowers. ​​​]


宠物博主，不接广告。

头条新闻：
    #今日表情#【撤诉引网友责骂 丽江被打女子回应：万般无奈能怎样】日前，丽江被打女子与被告和解撤诉，有网友指责其“为钱和解”，当事女子回应，她只是撤回了民事诉讼，被告该判刑的还得判刑。“赔的钱完全不够我后续恢复容貌所需要的医疗费”，“我纵使万般无奈，又能怎样？”tRKMpnD ​​​
[# # today expression 【 dropped the net friend scolded Lijiang is womens response how desperately to 】, lijiang is the woman and the defendant reconciliation dropped, some netizens accused the reconciliation for money, party womens response, she just dropped the civil litigation, the defendant have to sentence the sentence. Lose money not completely my subsequent recovery features needed medical treatment cost, I even desperately, but also how? tRKMpnD]


每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。

爱上吐槽的特长生：
    小时候唱的种太阳可别种了！小时候还唱得挺欢的，现在看这歌词简直丧心病狂！后裔听了都想打人！[允悲] tRKJcHHZ ​​​
[When I was young to sing the kind of the sun can be other! When I was a child also sings quite huan, now look at the lyrics is ecstasy! Seed listened to all want to hit people! [allow sad] tRKJcHHZ]


（CP：@范冰冰）爱好：经常在街头强行扶摔倒马路的老奶奶！

韩国me2day：
    【SMTOWN】#EXO#正规辑#THE WAR#专辑细节构成公开~ ​​​
[# # SMTOWN 】 【 EXO# formal logic THE WAR# album details compose public ~]


联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

路客文化：
    三四十度的天抱着宝宝好辛苦!赞伟大的辣妈！ ​​​
[- degrees of holding the baby so hard! Praise the great hot mom! ​​​]


男人在这里看妹子，女人在这里看搭配！没有羞耻感不喜勿看，不喜取关！~

一起神回复：
    西瓜除了直接吃，还有啥好吃的方法吗？看到后面为啥有点心酸……[允悲] ​​​
[In addition to direct eat watermelon, have what good method? See why back a little bit sad... [allow sad]]


这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。

笑话：
    一位女医生用最简单的图画告诉女儿：如果有那么一天，妈妈昏迷了，该怎么办？ 分享给更多的朋友[赞] ​​​
[A female doctor in the most simple pictures tell daughter if one day, my mother was in a coma for, what should I do? Share with more friends [who]]


笑话菌，你每天的益生菌！！！ 欢迎投稿！合作互推Q

澎湃新闻：
    【小孩进入玩具火车轨道，被卡致死】tRKJqufI 近日，四川成都郫县，一小孩在玩耍过程中爬上“小火车”行驶“轨道”，不慎卡在其中，而小孩家长及周围其他人均未能及时发现。事后，小孩不治身亡。综合网络tRKJbImW ​​​
[The children into the toy train track, stuck to death 】 tRKJqufI recently, PI county, chengdu, sichuan province, a child climbed in the process of playing small train , orbit, accidentally stuck in among them, the parents and children and others failed to timely found around. After the event, the child died. Comprehensive network tRKJbImW]


有内涵的时政新媒体

央视新闻：
    【夏季开车当心汽车空调病！严重的可能有生命危险】今日入伏，很多司机朋友会常期开空调避暑，可你知道吗？开车时长期开空调，易得汽车空调病，头晕、眼花、胸闷，严重的还可能危及生命。医生提醒，司机一旦出现身体不适，需尽快停车休息，开窗通风多饮水。戳↓夏季汽车空调使用大错，千万别犯！ ​​​
[【 summer drive carefully auto air-condition disease! Serious may have dangerous life 】 RuFu today, a lot of summer phase driver friend will often open air conditioning, but you know what? When driving long-term open air conditioning, easy auto air-condition disease, dizziness, vertigo, bosom frowsty, serious still can endanger life. The doctor remind, the driver once appear, physical discomfort, need to stop to rest as soon as possible, open a window ventilated extra water. Stamp left summer car air conditioning use big mistake, never made! ​​​]


“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

新浪娱乐：
    《Code Blue第三季》曝光最新预告！#新垣结衣##户田惠梨香##比嘉爱未##山下智久#等原班人马时隔年回归，再现前线直升机急救员们的工作生活历程。共演还有成田凌、新木优子、马场富美加、安藤政信、椎名桔平等。日本时间月日晚時开始放送→tRKxOK ​​​
[Code Blue in the third quarter, exposure to the latest notice! New walls knot clothing # # # door Tian Huili sweet than jia love not # # # # # news player-wise after years return, reproduce the front helicopter responders work life. Play with narita ling, new wood of sub, the racecourse rich, tadao ando s political communication, the us and Canada sheena orange equality. Japan time month began to distribute - tRKxOK Tuesday night]


新浪娱乐

叫我VeraWang：
    captain is back#马龙恢复性训练#[照相机][照相机][照相机] ​​​
[Captain is back# Malone restorative training # [camera] [camera] [camera]]


QQ小记者

人鱼线VS马甲线：
    #人马分享# 九大“健身房症候群”[doge] 你见过哪一类[doge]

（图源网） ​​​
[# # Sagittarius share nine gym syndrome [doge] have you ever seen the kind of [doge] < br > < br > (figure source network)]


公众微信：ryx_mjx 合作联系邮箱：service@fit-start.co 或拨打客服电话／公司网站：fit-start.cohome

我与学生的日常：
    妈妈骗爸爸给闺女装了一个“宝宝心情翻译机”天真无邪的爸爸居然还真相信了......“等会，让我抽根烟冷静一下”！！[哈哈][哈哈]tRKJGkvf ​​​
[Mother cheated my dad gave her with a baby mood translator innocent father incredibly still really believe... Wait, let me a cigarette to calm!! ha ha ha ha tRKJGkvf]


创意无处不在

噗嗤大叔：
    有哪些令你惊艳的歌词？ ​​​
[What make you impressive lyrics? ​​​]


公眾號：朱门大叔 （ID：ouba ）

欧美流行乐：
    尤克里里原来还可以这么玩，几个外国小伙共用一把尤克里里演奏《Somebody That I Used to Know》，简直太好听！[鼓掌] tRKJbNGE ​​​
[Especially in the kerry originally can also play, so played in several foreign guy to share a Mr Kerry Somebody That I Know, is simply too good to listen! [applause.] tRKJbNGE]


分享最新欧美流行乐。总有一首歌会感动你！ 商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow