2017年7月15日星期六

Just want to be a beloved clientGraphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility

新浪新闻客户端:
    【高温福音!可以穿的“空调”来啦,还是航天科技!】近来连日高温,热҈得҈字҈都҈出҈汗҈了҈[允悲]。一款空调衣被研发出,并已投入市场。产品由液冷背心、制冷单元和电源组成,空调机体积小、重量轻、使用方便,可背负在身体任何位置。长得还挺眼熟,快来瞅瞅↓↓tRKpih ​
[The high temperature Gospel! Can wear air conditioning come, or aerospace science and technology!] Recent days of high temperature, heat ҈ ҈ word ҈ all ҈ out ҈ khan ҈ ҈ allow sadness. An air conditioning suit is developed, and has set up a market. Product is composed of liquid-cooled vest, refrigeration unit and power supply, air conditioner, small volume, light weight, easy to use, can be carried anywhere in the body. Long is quite familiar, fast to Chou Chou left left tRKpih]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    不爱美人刘强东,普通家庭马化腾。悔创阿里杰克马,一无所有王健林。网瘾少年林俊杰,电竞选手周杰伦,唱功不行陈奕迅,美腿偶像高晓松。 ​
[Dont love beauty liu, ma ordinary family. Jack ma, regrets and ali nothing did. Internet addiction young jj Lin, jay Chou electricity running hand, singing not eason chan, beautiful leg idol gao. ​]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

猫扑:
    #开房不成暴打服务员#【岁男子带岁女子开房不成 暴打酒店前台人员被拘】在成都一家酒店大堂,一名重庆籍岁男子,带着一名岁女子前来开房。因女方没有带身份证,工作人员告知不能登记开房。男子认为这是刁难,竟拿起服务台上的沙漏砸向登记人员,又实施殴打,前后持续了十多分钟。打人男子已被...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # key isnt beating the waiter 【 - year - old man with old woman presumed Beating the hotel front desk staff detained 】 a hotel lobby in chengdu, a chongqing old man, with an old woman to come to check in. Because the woman didnt take id card, the staff told cant registration key. Men think it is spite, unexpectedly picked up the service platform of the hourglass hit to the registration personnel, and implement beaten, lasted more than ten minutes before and after. A hit man had been... The full text m. eibo]

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Autobeta汽车杂志:
    IS自杀式炸弹车曝光 如“外星战车” ​
[IS the suicide car bomb exposure Such as the alien chariots]

国内外汽车资讯速递,依据新车进行点评,欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力,喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。

微博搞笑排行榜:
    哈哈哈[允悲]@哆拉A威这tm是萧敬腾的车吧...
[Ha, ha, haallow sad @ duo la A wei is the tm blues car...]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

新浪新闻客户端:
    【老教授毛笔手写的录取通知 已坚持年[太开心]】录取通知书对每个人都意义非凡。陕西师范大学余位老教授、优秀校友代表及在职教师一起动笔,将在天内为余名新生用毛笔书写录取通知书。这一传统,已坚持年。手写的录取通知,淡淡墨香,你喜欢吗?[心]↓↓tRKpUJgs ​
[The old professor brush hand written admission notice Has insisted in [quite happy] 】 the admission notice to everyone. More than an old professor of shaanxi normal university, outstanding alumni representatives and in-service teachers write together, will be more than in the days to freshmen calligraphy admission notice. This tradition, has insisted that year. Hand written admission notice, light ink, do you like it? Left left tRKpUJgs [heart]]

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猫扑:
    [心]@小乌Ulquiorra 太感动了,最后大叔说自己后来一件男装都没有的时候,大叔哏咽了,假借抽烟来掩饰,泪光闪闪。[心]
[[heart] @ small Ulquiorra too moved, the uncle said he later a mens clothing all have no, uncle punch-line pharynx, under the guise of smoking to conceal, tears for you. [heart]]

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平安北京:
    【“红通”逃犯郭文贵的“爆料信源”调查】tRKpyXlr ​
[Via the red fugitive Guo Wengui reports coming from the source survey 】 tRKpyXlr]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

新浪新闻客户端:
    值得吗[泪]
[[] tears worth?]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【准大学生跳河救爱犬:狗被救上岸 人不幸溺亡[悲伤]】准大学生外出遛狗并在河边给狗洗澡,小狗在水中玩耍时不料被暗藏的渔网缠住。看到小狗有危险,小杨救狗心切,情急之下忘记了自己不会游泳,便跳下水救小狗,结果自己遇险……[泪]↓↓tRKpLLj ​
[【 graduates jump river rescue dog dogs rescued ashore People drowned unfortunately [sad]] graduates go out and walk the dog in the river to bathe the dog, the dog is playing in the water only to be hidden entangled in fishing nets. See the dog is in danger, xiao Yang eager to save the dog, then suddenly forgotten her cant swim, he dived in save the dog, as a result, their distress... Tears left left tRKpLLj down]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

猫扑:
    刚刚发布关于老师耐心辅导学生作业,家长反却言语粗鄙骂老师的投稿,投稿人说看到有网友误认为这是在带节奏,因此将之前的聊天记录也翻了出来,并且解释说骂家长的是另外一个家长。 ​
[Has just been released about the teacher patiently tutoring students homework, parents against vulgarity but words, scold the teacher manuscript contributor said to see a net friend deceived into thinking that this is the rhythm, so the chat before also turn out, and explains that the scold parents is another parent. ​]

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冷笑话精选:
    岁的保洁大爷模仿迈克尔杰克逊!
开跳瞬间就直接帅翻全场……[笑cry]
tRKpIqW ​

[Years old uncle cleaning of imitating Michael Jackson! < br > handsome directly over the moment of jump open full... [laughing cry] < br > tRKpIqW]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪新闻客户端:
    【日警方公布中国籍姐妹死因:被勒死窒息而亡 死前遭受虐待殴打】#中国籍姐妹在日本遇害# 日本警方公布在日遇害的中国籍姐妹的尸检报告,皆因脖子被勒住窒息死亡。二人身上多处皮肤变色,疑似死前遭受虐待殴打所致↓↓二人尸体被发现时,姐姐几近全裸,妹妹身上穿着衣服↓↓tRKpAouj ​
[The police released by Chinese sisters death strangled suffocate Before death abuse beating] # # Chinese sisters killed in Japan Japanese police released in Japan killed Chinese sisters autopsy report, because the neck is bridle suffocation death. More than two people skin discoloration, suspected abuse caused by beating before death left left two bodies were found, the elder sister nearly naked, left left tRKpAouj sister was wearing clothes]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【日警方公布中国籍姐妹死因:被勒死窒息而亡 死前遭受虐待殴打】#中国籍姐妹在日本遇害# 日本警方公布在日遇害的中国籍姐妹的尸检报告,皆因脖子被勒住窒息死亡。二人身上多处皮肤变色,疑似死前遭受虐待殴打所致↓↓二人尸体被发现时,姐姐几近全裸,妹妹身上穿着衣服↓↓tRKpAouj ​
[The police released by Chinese sisters death strangled suffocate Before death abuse beating] # # Chinese sisters killed in Japan Japanese police released in Japan killed Chinese sisters autopsy report, because the neck is bridle suffocation death. More than two people skin discoloration, suspected abuse caused by beating before death left left two bodies were found, the elder sister nearly naked, left left tRKpAouj sister was wearing clothes]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

一块去旅行:
    从前很慢,车马邮件都很慢♥️
[Once upon a time is slow, horses and chariots mail slowly has ️]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

汽车之家:
    #家家谍照#【有望月亮相 劳斯莱斯首款SUV最新谍照
】日前,有国外媒体拍摄到一组劳斯莱斯旗下首款SUV——Cullinan的碰撞模型谍照。据了解,该车有望在今年月开幕的法兰克福车展上正式亮相,并将于年正式投产,年产量控制在台。tRKpwnpp ​

[# every photos # 【 to moon Rolls-Royces first SUV latest spy < br > 】 a few days ago, a foreign media captured by a group of Rolls-Royces first SUV - Cullinan collision model photos. It is reported that the car is expected to open this months Frankfurt motor show debut, and will be formally put into production in years, the annual output control in Taiwan. tRKpwnpp]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车:
    #长春车展# 这……车还能卖得出去吗?tRKSPDsl ​
[# # changchun auto show this... The car can also have to sell? tRKSPDsl]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

音悦台:
    #我的积分我做主#最受欢迎男神张艺兴终极大奖抽奖开始!想要得到限量版张艺兴水晶杯,只需转发此微博并@ 人,即有机会中奖![耶]台哥会在月日点后抽奖~积分活动已经结束,更多积分特权、福利、法玩也将在近期公布,敬请期待哟![小黄人高兴] ​
[# # I decide my integral is the most popular male god lay the ultimate prize draw! Want to get the limited edition lay crystal cup, just forward the weibo and @, namely a chance to win! [and] ~ point elder brother will be in a month after the lottery integral activity has ended, privileges, benefits, more integral method to play also will be announced in the near future, stay tuned! [huang people happy]]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass

猫扑:
    【南京警方抓获一名惯偷:全身纹神佛、额头上纹天眼作案】近日,@秦淮警方 抓获一名盗窃超市和手机店的惯偷,民警对其检查时发现嫌疑人身上纹满了各路神佛,甚至还在额头上纹了个二郎神的眼睛。问其原因,其称:菩萨保佑,招财进宝。民警:菩萨不背锅哦。 ​
[The nanjing police caught a thief systemic deities, forehead lines eye commit crime 】 recently, @ beside qinhuai police caught a thief stealing a supermarket and the cell phone store, civilian police to suspect is found during the inspection body lines full of various deities, even in his forehead lines a er lang shens eyes. Ask its reason, its said bodhisattva bless, a thriving business. Policeman not back pan of the bodhisattva. ​]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    下手太狠了
[Laid hands on him too hard]

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陈姝瑭-瑭瑭:
    我发布了一个快手视频,一起来看!泰山人家(陈姝瑭-瑭瑭) tRKpZns ​
[I released a quickly video, see together! Mount tai people (Chen Shu Tang - Tang Tang) tRKpZns]

-YY房间号: -瑭瑭粉丝群 -百度百科: baike.baiduview.htm 工作邀约请联系:经纪人路虎

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【名城管殴打一兼职学生 致其颅内出血[黑线]】日下午,网友发布一段视频和多张图片称,南充市顺庆区名城管殴打一暑期兼职的促销学生,将其踢翻在地仍不停手。尽管学生倒地后双手抱头躲避攻击,但仍有城管各种飞踹学生,导致对方受伤致颅内出血[衰]↓↓现场↓↓tRKpZqGU ​
[The city tube beat a part-time students To the intracranial hemorrhage (black line)] days afternoon, netizens released a video and more pictures, according to nanchong shunqing city pipe beaten a summer employment promotion students, to kick it in the ground is still not stop. Although students fall on the ground after his hands to avoid attacks, but there are still a chengguan students various fly kick, injuring the other causes of intracranial hemorrhage [failure] left left tRKpZqGU left left the scene]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【沈阳暴雨袭城 路面坍塌私家车掉深坑[衰]】月日下午,沈阳遭暴雨侵袭,造成道路积水齐腰,大量车辆被淹。一些停靠在路边的汽车浸泡在水中,小轿车的排气筒已经被水淹没↓↓一处在建工地发生塌陷,至少两辆私家车掉入坑中[doge]↓↓tRKpzXd ​
[The city of shenyang heavy rains hit Collapsed pavement private cars off pit [failure]] month days afternoon, shenyang, torrential rain caused road seeper waist, a large number of vehicles were flooded. Some car parked on the side of the road were soaked in water, car vent was flooded left left a collapse in the construction, at least two car fall into the pit left left tRKpzXd [doge]]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

新浪新闻客户端:
    【沈阳暴雨袭城 路面坍塌私家车掉深坑[衰]】月日下午,沈阳遭暴雨侵袭,造成道路积水齐腰,大量车辆被淹。一些停靠在路边的汽车浸泡在水中,小轿车的排气筒已经被水淹没↓↓一处在建工地发生塌陷,至少两辆私家车掉入坑中[doge]↓↓tRKpzXd ​
[The city of shenyang heavy rains hit Collapsed pavement private cars off pit [failure]] month days afternoon, shenyang, torrential rain caused road seeper waist, a large number of vehicles were flooded. Some car parked on the side of the road were soaked in water, car vent was flooded left left a collapse in the construction, at least two car fall into the pit left left tRKpzXd [doge]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

平安北京:
    冥冥中自有天意,岂能错过这擦身而过的缘分[笑cry]
[Is, providence, passing can miss this fate [laugh cry]]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

南方都市报:
    #感光度#【导盲犬就业期待包容与接纳】导盲犬是视障人士第二双眼睛,然而在现实生活里,导盲犬出行总遇到不少难题,甚至会被拒之门外。据统计,目前在中国的视障人士总数约有万人,而可供使用的导盲犬不到只,比例不到十万分之一。培养导盲犬十分不易。在性格稳定、不受天性诱惑的众多犬只当中,...全文: m.weibo ​
[# iso # seeing-eye dog employment expect tolerance and acceptance of seeing-eye dog is a second pair for the visually impaired eyes, however, in real life, travel guide dogs always encounter many problems, even will be shut out. According to statistics, at present in Chinas total, about ten thousand people, for the visually impaired and guide dogs less than that can be used, only less than one over one hundred thousand. Training seeing-eye dog is very not easy. Stable in character, nature among the many dogs of temptation,... The full text m. eibo]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【男子网恋“绝色美女”转其万 得知对方男人后再转百万[衰]】已婚男和美女网上暧昧半年多,先后转给对方万,正当男子沉浸种种美妙幻想中时,“美女”却自曝自己是个大男人!面对这个残酷的现实,男子却又再次转给对方多万[doge]↓↓到底发生了什么↓↓tRKphhP ​
[The man, the net love great beauty to turn its Know each other a man again after turn millions [failure]] married male and beauty online ambiguity more than half a year, has to be passed over to the other party, as the man immersed all sorts of wonderful fantasies, beauty is revealing himself to be a big man! To face the cruel reality, man is again transferred to the other party more than [doge] left left what happened left left tRKphhP down down down down]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

顶尖设计:
    夏日的小美好 ​
[Small beautiful summer]

职业搬砖,业余设计。

卢健生:
    周末,继续努力工作![加油] ​
[Weekend, continue to work hard! [go]]

视觉科技 ImagineVision, CEO

猫扑:
    【男子违停被贴条 绕过交警怼辅警:老子打个电话开除你!】月日,湖北省荆门一辅警在贴违停告知单并拍照取证后,遭到驾驶员下车辱骂、威胁:老子把你看好了,马上开除你!@平安荆门 通报称,辱骂、威胁执勤辅警的男子刘某系沙洋县沙洋镇退休职工。目前,警方正进一步调查中。tRKCVDQr(...全文: m.weibo ​
[The man is fail to stop plastered Bypass traffic police Dui auxiliary police call Lao tze fire you! Month, stop in jingmen, hubei province a auxiliary police stick a breach to inform list and take photos, after was vilified by the driver to get off, threat Lao tze you, fire you right away! @ peace jingmen Notice said, abuse, threats on the auxiliary police man ryu shayang is shayang county town of retired worker. At present, the police are further investigated. TRKCVDQr (.. m. eibo]

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Autobeta汽车杂志:
    FIT DAY飞度品牌开放日,月、日,飞度即将在长春红旗街万达广场,开启最后一站 ​
[FIT DAY FIT brand open DAY, month, DAY, FIT the red flag street in changchun wanda plaza, open the last stop]

国内外汽车资讯速递,依据新车进行点评,欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力,喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。

汽车之家:
    这俩车放一块还挺有意思,赛弗现在已经很少见了,而WEY,见到的几率将会越来越多。
[Put a piece of the two cars is quite interesting, the saifu is now rare, and WEY, see the chance will be more and more.]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷:
    #军师联盟#大军师司马懿之虎啸龙吟,首版预告片重磅来袭!大场面,高质感,金戈铁马,战火硝烟,看冢虎与卧龙之约,相约金秋,不见不散!
#军师联盟虎啸龙吟#黄金会员抢先看[心] tRKpPgFK ​

[# # mastermind alliance of great strategist sima yi roars dragons, the first version of the incoming trailer blockbuster! Big scene, high quality, warriors and war, the burial tiger and the covenant of wolong, meet autumn, be there or be square! < br > # # mastermind alliance roars dragons gold membership first tRKpPgFK [heart]]

汽车之家:
    #论坛精选日报# 【果断的选车路 购置沃尔沃S心路】车友说:因为现在家里有一台途锐,一直想添置一台C级轿车,辗转看了E级、AL,但是对于一成不变的车型和变相加价的车型一直不感冒,所以拖了很久,直到S在车展出现后内心就一直长草。传送门:tRKpPEH ​
[# # BBS of hits daily 【 decisive choice of car If you have purchased Volvo S heart 】 said because now have a touareg in the home, always wanted to acquire a c-class, E, AL, and but for the models of the static models and disguised a premium has not been a cold, so drag for a long time, until after the auto show in inner S has been long grass. Portal tRKpPEH]

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但斌:
    回复@吉林科技大学[心][威武]@吉林科技大学这就是印钱的企业啊……不对,钱还贬值,这玩意年头越长越值钱……[笑cry]
[Reply @ [heart] [power] @ jilin university of science and technology of jilin university of science and technology, the enterprise that is printing money...... No, money has its value, this year more long more valuable... [laughing cry]]

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