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. 块的钱包
. 块的钱包，里面塞了块钱。
哪个你更高兴？
据说A是女性化思维，B是男性化思维[doge]
[Friend gave you < br > wallet. < br > block wallet, with the dollar. < br > which you more happy? < br > it is said that A is feminine thinking, B is masculine mind [doge]]
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南方都市报：【临沂交警回应“暴走团”事故：双方均存在违法行为 暴走团：社会对老人不宽容】山东临沂一暴走团马路中央暴走遭车冲撞，致死伤。@临沂交警 支队回应，暴走团违反了《道路交通安全法》第三十一、三十六、六十一条规定，即未经许可，任何单位和个人不得占用道路从事非交通活动；行人应当在人行道内行...全文： m.weibo
[【 linyi police response outbreak group accident both sides there are illegal behaviors outbreak social intolerance to the old 】 in linyi in shandong province was a outbreak mass outbreak the centre of the road car collision, death. @ linyi traffic police response, outbreak in violation of the law on road traffic safety provisions of article , , sixty-one namely, without permission, no unit or individual is allowed to take up the road in the transportation activities; On the sidewalk pedestrians shall judge... The full text m. eibo]
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微博汽车：#微博汽车趣闻# 笑得下巴已掉 [笑cry]，汽车圈里的那一抹泥石流，很醉人 [二哈]
[# # weibo car anecdotes chin laughter has [laugh cry], car circles on the debris flow, very intoxicate ,]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
猫扑：恶搞利器，一定会让对方的心情像坐了过山车～ （via杰克波比）
[Parody, will make the other persons mood as taking a ride on the ~ (via bobby jack)]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【网红奶茶店日花上万元雇托排队 杯奶茶只要分钱[doge]】记者调查发现，广州三大网红快饮店之一MOLE CHHA奶茶店涉嫌雇人排队，营造“虚假繁荣”场面。该店疑雇了多人轮流排队，手机支付杯奶茶分钱，每个托天工资元。业界称，雇人排队是业内潜规则[摊手]↓↓tRKJDHJ
[【 web celebrity milk tea shop, spend tens of thousands of yuan to hire in line A cup of milk tea as long as penny [doge]] reporter survey found that one of the three red net quick drink shop in guangzhou MOLE CHHA milk tea shop allegedly hiring queue, create a false prosperity. The shop suspected hired many people take turns, a cup of milk tea cents, mobile payment each day salary RMB. Industry, according to hire people queuing is the hidden rules [stand hand] left left tRKJDHJ down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
冷笑话精选：老司机可以的……涨姿势！[doge]
[The old driver can... Higher position! [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：#极限挑战揭秘版#直面解答你们的质疑、让你们看到极限男人帮的幕后故事，一样的#极限挑战#不一样的独家视角解读！月日起每周三早八点见~[阴险]
[# limit challenge leaked version # face answer your question, let you see the limit men behind the story, the same challenge # # limit is not the same sole perspective interpretation! Within three months before eight o clock see ~ [insidious]]
一块去旅行：道理我都懂，仍然过不好这一生。[二哈]
[I understand, still had bad life. [two ha]]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
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[# on youku to see drunk and exquisite # # Cecilia liu William play play # know all of you have hard, waiting for air on youku jun made specially for you exclusive drunk and exquisite behind-the-scenes look wonderful! LingWang wield swords hero manhood, brave chicken main long skirt flying exhibition and staff @ Cecilia liu in the Angle of view The goddess and @ William William William God and men is also such a professional and dedicated! After know you want more, youku jun will bring you more surprises exclusive content ~... The full text m. eibo]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【方便管理？重庆巫山一中学被曝分男女食堂[费解]】近日有网友发帖称，重庆市巫山县某中学的食堂有男女之分，并附上了食堂照片↓↓招牌引人注目↓↓今日该中学值班教师做出回应↓↓理由也是引网友直呼“难道吃饭不穿衣服吗”[摊手]tRKJdQr
[The convenient management? Chongqing wushan in a middle school was revealed by men and women the canteen [difficult]] netizens post said recently, rising a middle school in chongqing of the dining room has the branch of men and women, and attach the canteen photos left left signs conspicuous left left the middle school teachers on duty today to respond left left reason also led net friend call dont eat not to wear clothes? [stand hand] tRKJdQr]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪汽车：【新浪独家|本田CR-V发布会精编[心]】视频回顾↓↓tRKJOUA [小黄人高兴]@汽车视频 @汽车美图 @购车帮帮忙
[【 sina exclusive | choreography Honda cr-v Monday conference [heart]] video review left left tRKJOUAyellow people happy @ video @ car wont @ car to help]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
小野妹子学吐槽：A平时总是嘻嘻哈哈吊儿郎当，关键时刻突然展现认真热血有担当一面的他
B平时总是板起脸孔不苟言笑，关键时刻突然展现铁汉柔情男儿泪一面的他
更萌哪个？
[Always play around xi xi ha ha at ordinary times, A critical moment show suddenly serious blood is bear side he < br > B is usually A straight face unsmiling, critical moment suddenly show tender side boys side of tears which he < br > better? ]
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微博汽车：#车评精选# Yeti的继任者，karoq真的很不一样
[Evaluation of selected # # car the Yetis successor, karoq really different]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
优酷：#刘涛生日快乐#春小太岁，懿世风华。感谢涛涛为我们塑造出如此至情至深的张春华，陪我们一起燃过这炎炎夏日。，祝福春小太岁@刘涛tamia ,生日快乐[心]#军师联盟#
[Liu tao happy birthday # # spring small tai sui, taken the manners of China. Appreciate that out for us to create a to affection to deep revels, burning through the hot summer with us. , small ZhuFuChun tai sui @ liu tao tamia, happy birthday to [heart] # # mastermind alliance]
南方都市报：【危险！瞬间电压V，这不是玩具，是“凶器”！】警惕！继牙签弩后，市面上又惊现了另一种危险玩具：电人玩具。这些形如巧克力，圆珠笔，口香糖等的电人玩具，并没有厂商、生产日期等中文说明。经检测发现，电人玩具枪电压高达多伏！而正常的照明电压才伏，转发，提醒！tRKur
[【 danger! Instantaneous voltage V, this is not a toy, is a weapon!] Alert! After the toothpick crossbows, on market emerged again another dangerous toys electric toys. These form such as chocolate, ball-point pen, chewing gum and so on electric toys, not the manufacturer, date of production, such as Chinese. After the examination found that electrical toy gun voltage up to many volts! The normal lighting voltage to v, forwarding, remind! tRKur]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【死神来了！揭阳吊车侧翻吊臂“腰斩”客车 死伤[悲伤]】日下午，普宁市一辆正在路边施工的大型吊车侧翻，吊臂砸中路过一辆小型客车，造成人死亡，人受伤，受伤人员已送医院全力抢救治疗。现场目击者表示，看到多名小孩送往普宁中医院抢救 [泪]↓↓tRKJBUrF
[The death is coming! A cartwheel jieyang the crane arm ks passenger casualties [sad]], in the afternoon, puning a is the side of the road construction large crane, crane jib of passing a small passenger cars, people killed and injured, the injured have been to a hospital to rescue treatment. Witness at the scene said, saw a number of children rushed to puning hospitaltears left left tRKJBUrF]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
微博位置：我仿佛住在一个假的四川[二哈]#四川[地点]#
[I like to live in a fake sichuan [two ha] [place] # # sichuan]
发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 yonglin@staff.weibo
新浪汽车：你会选择首付买车吗？互联网低首付买车的背后，商家玩的什么套路？#买个车有多纠结#
[Down payment will you choose to buy a car? Internet lower down payment to buy a car behind, the businessman to play what pattern? How about # # to buy a car]
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Autobeta汽车杂志：路虎VS奥迪A拔河赛 最终谁会获胜？ tRKJyk
[Land rover VS audi A two-way tug-of-war Who will win finally? tRKJyk]
国内外汽车资讯速递，依据新车进行点评，欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力，喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【朴槿惠狱中行为怪异 对着墙壁喃喃自语说胡话[衰]】朴槿惠自月日被关入看守所以来，已在看守所度过了一百多天，据媒体报道，有迹象显示她在拘留所的行为怪异↓↓朴槿惠坐在牢房内面壁时，用难以理解的语言喃喃自语↓↓随后一名看守员描述了该场景和朴槿惠的异常行为↓↓tRKJAbR
[The park geun-hye prison eccentric behavior Muttered words swim at the wall [failure]] park geun-hye since June was put into jail, has spent more than one hundred days in jail, according to media reports, there are signs that she was in the custody of behavioral left left park geun-hye sat in the cell wall, difficult to understand language muttered left left a caretaker describes the scenario and then park geun-hye left left tRKJAbR abnormal behavior]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
平安北京：为什么不能“右侧超车”？这是一道送命题！！！！tRKxZtPF @济南交警
[Why cant overtake on the right side? This is a send proposition!!!!!!!!!! Jinan tRKxZtPF @ traffic police]
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一块去旅行：舍夫沙万 | 迷失在那一抹蓝。
[He sha wan | lost in the blue. ]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
冷笑话精选：现在美甲居然这么厉害的啊？！
粉嫩嫩的注水甲和雨滴甲……
这以后估计要养鱼啊[允悲]
tRKJlmw
[Nail incredibly so much now? ! < br > powder with water injection and raindrops armour... < br > this is expected to be fish after [allow sad] < br > tRKJlmw]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：#上优酷看醉玲珑#粉黛江山，倩影巾帼的凤主卿尘@刘诗诗 沙场浴血为君战，扭转乾坤为情缘！@William威廉陈伟霆 [心]距优酷#剧版醉玲珑#开播还有天！
[# # on youku to see drunk and exquisite make-up, beautiful female phoenix principal QingChen @ Cecilia liu Battle fought for you, turn things around for love! @ William William William [heart] from youku # play drunk and exquisite # premiere and day! ]
猫扑：我！来！啦！tRKVgKk（via全是猪）
[Me!!!!!!! Come on! ! TRKVgKk (via all pig)]
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微博汽车：#我与汽车的日常# 后备箱逃生秘籍，危急时刻教你轻松“越狱” [赞]
[Daily # # I and car trunk escape techniques, critical moment to teach you easily prison break [who]]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
新浪新闻客户端：女主持人：再次为冠军鼓掌；然而台下就个观众……[doge]
[Hostess clap for champions again; However, the audience is an audience... [doge]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：【大陆电竞选手在台夺冠，观众竟全部离场，然后…[doge]】《英雄联盟》洲际系列赛亚洲对抗赛在台湾高雄举行，我国LPL联赛逆袭战胜韩国队（韩国人在LOL的统治力，堪比中国的乒乓天团）获得冠军。然而颁奖时，现场台下观众几乎全部离场，连台湾主持人都尴尬了[思考]↓↓tRKJRYIA
[【 title of electricity running hand in from the mainland, the audience was all out, and then... [doge]] hero alliance intercontinental series tournament held in kaohsiung, Taiwan, Asia LPL league victory over South Korea in China (south koreans in dominating LOL, comparable to Chinas table tennis day). Awards, however, the scene at the audience almost all leave, even embarrassing Taiwanese host [thinking] left left tRKJRYIA down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪汽车：大脚怪[小黄人坏笑]@汽车二人转：正常路上真是没法开[汗]
[Bigfoot [yellow people laugh] @ car errenzhuan normal way is really cant open [Mr Khan]]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
但斌：转：生活总会有个未来，就像四季更迭永远有春天一样，不急不躁，该有的都会有。 人，最好的心态是平静； 最好的状态是简单； 最好的感觉是自由； 最好的心情是童心。
[ life always has a future, as there will always be a spring seasons, no hurry not rashness, it will be. People, the best state of mind is calm; The best state is simple; The best feeling is freedom; The best mood is forever young. ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
汽车之家：#家家新闻#【或年亮相 保时捷将推纯电动中型SUV】 日前有海外媒体报道称，保时捷将推出一款尺寸与Macan相近的纯电动SUV车型，该车计划于年亮相。据悉，该车将搭载两台驱动电机，最大功率将超过马力。tRKJDHO
[# # every news [or in appearance Porsche will push electric midsize SUV 】 recently with overseas media reported that porsche is launching a similar size and Macan all-electric SUV models, the car planned for years. It is reported that the car will pick up two driving motors, maximum power will exceed horsepower. tRKJDHO]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小野妹子学吐槽：为什么狗子脸胖胖的很好捏很招人爱，你脸胖胖的就没人来捏[失望]
[Why dogs son face a good fat pinch recruit people love, fat, no one to pinch your face [disappointed]]
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但斌：回复@恒明工具陈凯[作揖][心]@恒明工具陈凯当年看但总的时间的玫瑰，真是一气呵成，其实这么多年来好企业基本都在那本书里，当然只要你稍加观察，这些公司的产品和服务早就进入千家万户，大街小巷@但斌@但斌[心][鲜花][作揖][握手][微风][鲜花]
[Ll reply @ heng Ming tools [bowing] [heart] @ heng Ming tools ll see rose, but the total time that years MVP, in fact, over the years the enterprise basic it in the book, of course, as long as you observe the companys products and services would have to enter homes, streets and lanes @ but bin @ but bin [heart] [flowers] [bowing] [shake hands] [wind] [flowers]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小浪同学爱吐槽：【这只小手从子宫内伸出来 感动在场所有人[心]】近日一则剖腹产手术视频走红网络，当时情况十分危急，所有人几乎都放弃时，一只小手从子宫内伸出来抓住了医生↓↓这个小手的主人患有先天疾病，几次被医生判定死刑，而现在他却能打篮球、游泳...[赞]↓↓tRKJD
[This small hand out from the womb Moved in place someone [heart]] has a caesarean operation video popular network, the situation is very critical, almost all the people have to give up, a tiny hand out from the womb to grab the doctors left left the hands of master with congenital diseases, several doctors determine the death penalty, but now he can play basketball, swimming... [who] left left tRKJD down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
猫扑：回复@吕moumou[允悲][允悲]贴切@吕moumou上月去中山公园看过，俨然一人口交易市场。
[Reply @ lu moumou [allow sad] [allow sad] apt @ lu moumou go to zhongshan park seen last month and has a population of market.]
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