TEST BY SENRSL: A plain, sincere, love lifePoison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long

但斌：
[馋嘴]@曲阜王老吉 @差等生马后炮@差等生今年平安应该会像去年的茅台一样，被市场发现其价值所在！
[[available] @ qufu wang ji @ underachievers, the doctor @ underachievers Peace should be like last years maotai, this year the market found its value!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选：
一位女士在短时间内就被开了张罚单，在法庭上听完女子的悲惨故事后，网红法官爷爷做出的判决让所有人都大吃一惊，太帅了！tRKBCYe
[A woman in a short period of time has been opened a ticket for the court after the womans sad story, grandpa web celebrity judge ruling surprised everyone, too handsome! tRKBCYe]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

南方都市报：
【北大留学生表演“乞丐蹲”，风趣讲述“君子和而不同”[赞]】月日，@北京大学毕业典礼硕士生代表艾文上台发言。他在现场用流利的中文，讲述了个生动有趣的小故事，鼓励人与人之间应开放包容：多认识、多理解、多交友。现场爆笑不断↓↓@梨视频 tRKPcqVC
[The Peking University students show beggar squat, funny about the gentleman and but different [great]] month day, @ speaking for Peking University graduation ceremony master elvin came to power. In his field with fluent Chinese, he tells a vivid and interesting little story, encourage between people should be open inclusive more know and understand and make friends. The joke constantly left left @ pear video tRKPcqVC]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

汽车之家：
#家家新闻# 【野性与时尚并存全新Cross POLO假想图】在今年月日，大众正式发布了全新一代POLO。而近日，有海外媒体绘制了一张全新一代Cross POLO车型的假想图。不过目前大众官方尚未确认这一代POLO是否会继续推出Cross POLO车型。tRKhuF
[# # every news [wild and fashion New Cross POLO imaginary figure 】 this (date) (month) (year), the public official released a new generation of POLO. But recently, there are overseas media made a new generation of Cross POLO models imaginary figure. But now the public official has not yet been confirmed that this generation of POLO will continue to launch Cross POLO models. tRKhuF]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

一块去旅行：
#淘宝造物节#这个夏天去哪里浪？不如月日-月日来杭州看㎡的脑洞乐园平地而起，还有更多新奇好玩等着你哟~转发微博并且@ 好友，即有机会获得月日门票两张，让你和好友结伴去浪~张门票，位幸运儿，还不赶紧动起来，我知道你一定会想去~！tRKQQO
[Section # # taobao creation where to go to sea this summer? As the day of the month to month, hangzhou ㎡ imagination park the ground, there are more novel and fun waiting for you yo ~ forwarding microblogging and @ friends, namely two tickets for a chance to get the date, let you and your friends go to sea to tickets, a lucky dog, dont move quickly, I knew you would want to go ~! tRKQQO]

我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：

微博搞笑排行榜：
#我的大学刀光剑影#如果大学是古代江湖，
你的专业能做什么，帮助门派称霸武林 ________________________________

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

优酷：
#我想和你唱# 综艺美少女@陶晶莹、摇滚风暴@蕭敬騰-LION獅子合唱團、校园男神@胡夏就在本周六晚集合，准备团战！姐姐妹妹站起来，看@蕭敬騰-LION獅子合唱團来了，那些年错过的大雨还会不会错过[笑cry] #来优酷看我想和你唱#[笑而不语]
[# I want to sing with you # variety beautiful girl @, matilda tao @ blues, rock storm - LION LION chorus, campus male @ Hu Xia god On Saturday evening, ready to melee! Sister sister stood up, look @ the blues - LION LION choir came, those years of miss the heavy rain will miss [laugh cry] # youku to see I want to sing with you # [smiling without a word]]

新浪汽车：
#出行生活# 最新无人驾驶科技[doge]tRKvFGS
[Travel life # # the latest science and technology of unmanned doge tRKvFGS]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

猫扑：
这位大哥也太生猛了（via@摄影师渡霏）
[The eldest brother is too big (via @ photographer crossing the fins)]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

小野妹子学吐槽：
#谁是OPPO拍照KING#的出街视频真是帅一脸啊！捂心口……陈伟霆和李易峰两人霸道总裁式地表达前后万拍照主张，撩到招架不住啊啊啊！[太开心]
tRKcSH
[Photo # who is the OPPO KING# out street video is really a handsome face! Over your heart... William and li yi feng express arbitrary President type than before and after pictures, to scrape staggered ahhh! [quite happy] tRKcSH]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

Autobeta汽车杂志：
新款陆风X[笑而不语]
[The new classical X [smiling without a word]]

国内外汽车资讯速递，依据新车进行点评，欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力，喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【马伊琍自曝会贴膜，但说了一句话让文章听不下去了】月日晚，马伊琍通过微博分享家中趣事，写道：“脚膜是发生在我家的真事，文先生听不下去我兴高采烈地误导一年级的爱马于是大喊你胡说。”发生这件趣事[允悲]只因为马伊琍念错了这个词↓↓↓tRKuoUU
[[ma revealed t shirt will be sticker, but said a words made articles not bottom go to 】 on Tuesday night, ma forging through weibo share the fun in the home, wrote the foot membrane is in my really happened, Mr Wen did not go down happily to mislead a grade I love horses and yell you nonsense. In this funallow sad just because ma forging read the word wrong left left left tRKuoUU down down down]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

小野妹子学吐槽：
招财猫，去哪家店，不一会就坐满@咸鱼夏：等那趟公交车哪趟不来[失望]@月亮是我掰弯的iii：爱吃的店不多久就倒闭关门@Tiam_tian天：买了白衣服必沾油[拜拜]@NyaZZ：排哪列队哪列就慢[拜拜]
[Plutus cat, go to which shop, soon summer @ sat with salted fish, such as on the buses which doesnt come [disappointed] @ the moon is I turned gay iii love to eat not long after shop is closed day @ Tiam_tian bought white clothes will be stained with oil [bynum] @ NyaZZ row which lined up which column is slow [bynum]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪新闻客户端：
【电闪雷鸣中岁小女孩拨通】日傍晚，重庆暴雨倾盆、雷声轰鸣。民警接到一个岁小女孩的求助电话：“警察叔叔，妈妈出门没有回来，我一个人在家好害怕…”民警敲开门时，雯雯一下子扑到了蜀黍怀里↓↓民警陪雯雯在家等待近分钟，妈妈回家后才离开↓↓↓tRKEjC
[Lightning years old little girl called day in the evening, chongqing rainstorm, thunder roared. Police helped a little girl at the age of polices uncle, my mother go out did not come back, I a person at home very afraid... Police knock on door, wander rushed to the maize arms left left police accompany wander at home waiting for the last minute, my mother didnt leave the left left left tRKEjC back home]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【电闪雷鸣中岁小女孩拨通】日傍晚，重庆暴雨倾盆、雷声轰鸣。民警接到一个岁小女孩的求助电话：“警察叔叔，妈妈出门没有回来，我一个人在家好害怕…”民警敲开门时，雯雯一下子扑到了蜀黍怀里↓↓民警陪雯雯在家等待近分钟，妈妈回家后才离开↓↓↓tRKEjC
[Lightning years old little girl called day in the evening, chongqing rainstorm, thunder roared. Police helped a little girl at the age of polices uncle, my mother go out did not come back, I a person at home very afraid... Police knock on door, wander rushed to the maize arms left left police accompany wander at home waiting for the last minute, my mother didnt leave the left left left tRKEjC back home]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

优酷：
今天是#世界接吻日#，看看凤主@刘诗诗与凌王@William威廉陈伟霆的缠绵蕴藉，脸上真是红扑扑的，想好好过个节呢~没办法过节的你也别方！优酷君向你扔来了重磅福利，月日即将在上海举办开播盛典，即刻、马上、现在转发这条微博，写上你对《醉玲珑》的期待加上话题#上优酷看醉玲珑#，就有机会月日见...全文： m.weibo
[Today is world kissing day, # #, see chicken main @ Cecilia liu With LingWang @ William William William lingering, face is red, want to live a day ~ cant for you dont party! Youku jun to throw you to the big benefits, date of celebration will be held at the Shanghai premiere, immediately, immediately, now forwarding this message, write down your hope for the drunk and exquisite and topic # # on youku to see drunk and exquisite, have a chance to month became more and more... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑：
中国老板娘遇到外国歹徒持枪打劫，老板娘以为枪是假的，两夫妇合力把歹徒撵跑了，之后试手子弹打出来之后才发现居然是真家伙[吃惊]哈哈哈哈tRKhBfba
[The wife of shop-owner meet foreign robber armed robbery, wife of shop-owner think gun is false, the couple drove gangsters ran together, then finally discovered was real bullets out after [surprised] ha ha ha ha tRKhBfba]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

优酷：
#春风十里不如你#这个七月我们陪你奇葩一夏，大家敬请期待[憧憬]
[# # the spring breeze miles as you this July we accompany you wonder one summer, everyone please look [hope]]

南方都市报：
【河南警方回应女生被强奸公安不立案：成立专案组】日，网民“白衣天使茉莉花”发微博称“河南周口岁留守儿童被校领导强奸，警方认为强奸事实‘不存在’”。随后，警方辟谣：该女子发布的消息严重失实。日晚，周口市公安局通报：已组成专案组，接手对该举报案情的调查。封面新闻...全文： m.weibo
[【 henan police respond to public security not filing girls were raped was astonished], netizens said jasmine white angel tweeting henan zhoukou left-behind children are school age of rape, police believe rape facts does not exist. Subsequently, the police rumours that the woman release news inaccuracies. Day night, zhoukou city public security bureau report is composed of some report took over for the investigation of the case. Cover the news... The full text m. eibo]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

微博汽车：
#车评精选# BMW i购买与使用分析
[Evaluation of selected # # car BMW I purchased and used analysis]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【刘烨晒婚戒纪念结婚周年八年了,真快】日下午，@刘烨在微博晒出一张自己戴着婚戒的照片，并配文：零九年七月五号带上的，八年了，真快。网友在评论下纷纷祝福。火华社长刘烨爱老婆爱孩子是出了名的，这些“坑娃”集锦说明一切[doge]↓↓↓tRKQHuy
[[liu ye sun ring to commemorate the anniversary for eight years, really fast 】 days afternoon, @ liu ye In weibo drying out a photo of myself wearing a wedding ring, and a caption July th take nine years, eight years, really fast. Netizens have blessing under review. Fire China President liu ye love for having a wife to love her children, the pit Eva highlights tell [doge] left left left tRKQHuy down down down]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

我是好_寳寶：
@败家小子_jd
[@ doctrines boy _jd]

ღ JD太太🍥

冷笑话精选：
目睹了一场自行车事故……[允悲]tRKThHl
[To see a bike accident... [allow sad] tRKThHl]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

新浪汽车：
#新车情报局# 多了一些细腻和小资
[# # new intelligence the more delicate and small endowment]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【数学才考分被美国名校录取只因这招真是帅炸了】岁的方正是一个数学长期考不及格的偏科生。对于数学，他说“学着特别吃力，看到数学就有点头疼。”,分的数学卷有时候只考分，然而今年夏天他已被美国一音乐学院录取，成了他们中学的骄傲。而他只因靠了这招↓↓↓tRKYEjX
[The math test scores be admitted to universities in the United States Because it is really handsome Fried] party is at the age of a failed the math exam for a long time dine. For mathematics, he said, learn to special difficult, see the math is a little hard. , points of mathematics (sometimes only test scores, but this summer he had been admitted to an American college of music has become the pride of their secondary school. And he just because on the left left left tRKYEjX down down down]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

音悦台：
吃完午饭了吗？来呀~ 一起快活呀~
p：别人的肚子
p：你的肚子
[doge]
[After lunch? Come on ~ happy together ah ~ p someone elses belly p your stomach [doge]]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass

小野妹子学吐槽：
你有什么特殊的体质？...我是穿了新鞋出门必下急雨[拜拜]
[Do you have any special physical fitness? ... I am under the new shoes to wear out will rain [bynum]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

汽车之家：
#国内谍照# 【终于露出了你的真面目！哈弗M实车曝光】近日，我们通过相关渠道获得了一组哈弗M的实车图。据了解，这款车将搭载一台与老款H车型相同的.T发动机，最大功率为马力，并有望在未来不久上市销售。tRKPLP
[# # domestic spy finally showing your face! Harvard M real vehicle exposure 】 recently, we obtained a group of harvard through relevant channels M real vehicle figure. It is reported that the car will carry a H models the same with the old one. T engine, maximum power as the power, and is expected to soon go on sale in the future. tRKPLP]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

微博位置：
#重庆·解放碑街区[地点]#只有上下左右没有东南西北的地方[哈哈]可爱的司机师傅[心]tRoFPLWB
[# #, the jiangbei district of chongqing [place] only up and down or so no southeast northwest (ha ha) lovely driver teacher tRoFPLWB [heart]]

发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 yonglin@staff.weibo

一块去旅行：
【安徽宏村】天青色等烟雨，而我在等你；炊烟袅袅升起，隔江千万里。
[Anhui hong cun 】【 day blue misty rain, and Im waiting for you. Smoke from the chimney, the sight of river. ]

我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：

小浪同学爱吐槽：
看的时候全程被吓呆[允悲][允悲]
[See the entire scared when stay [allow sad] [allow sad]]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

优酷：
#军师联盟#柏灵筠：民女有个不情之请。曹丕：既然是不情就不必说了....哈哈哈哈，柏灵筠真的好美啊[舔屏]我们丕殿也真是个耿直boy啊~@李晨 @張鈞甯
[# # mastermind alliance BaiLingJun might have a coming. Xelloss since it is not love you dont have to said... Ha ha ha ha, BaiLingJun really good o beauty [lick screen] our PI temple also is a straight boy ~ @ @ loesch ning]

新浪汽车：
#大V侃车#《新浪汽车&新浪看点影响力周榜》第期，本周@车勇夺冠军！看点取得了优异成绩，微博也要搞起来哦[心]！第二和第三名@车域无疆 @中国汽车消费网两位同学成绩非常接近，接近到可能只差一篇稿子[xkl追][xkl追][xkl追]……好紧张！恭喜上榜的同学，努力的人最幸运！[xkl撒花][xkl撒花]...全文： m.weibo
[Kan car # # big V read & sina sina car influence Zhou Bang the first stage, the @ this week won the car! Watch has achieved excellent results, weibo also want to get up [heart]! The second and third @ car domain without @ China automobile consumption network Two classmates result is very close, close to may be just a story [XKL chase] [XKL chase] [XKL chase]... So nervous! Congratulations on the list of students, efforts are the most lucky! [XKL scatter flowers] [XKL scatter flowers]... The full text m. eibo]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【张柏芝PO“裸照”解压：若不是有家庭负担】张柏芝离婚后，独自抚养个儿子，她常在网上分享生活近况，有儿子萌照、运动素颜自拍，也会PO一些励志文激励自己。日她疑似压力过大，PO文↓↓同时PO“裸照”↓↓↓
tRKlvD
[【 Cecilia cheung PO naked decompression were it not for the family burden 】 Cecilia cheung, after divorce, alone raising a son, and she often share life on the Internet, have a son of MOE, a movement without makeup will PO some inspirational article motivate yourself. Day she suspected stress, PO left left the PO at the same time naked left left left tRKlvD]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。