2017年7月6日星期四

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但斌:
    [哈哈]@老曾阿牛[哈哈][哈哈]@来去之间 [哈哈][哈哈]
[ ha ha @ old had pig (ha ha)ha ha @ come between (ha ha) (ha ha)]

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但斌:
    @占祖新:G新时代来了,以后的物联网、车联网、AR、VR等让人们更傻眼[太开心][哈哈]
[@ of face new G to the new era, the Internet of things later, car networking, AR, VR make people more dumbfounded [quite happy] (ha ha)]

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但斌:
    第一次到芝加哥,专门去了一下黑人聚居区,确实有点不安的感觉……@老曾阿牛奥巴马的家乡。。。
[To Chicago for the first time, a dedicated to the black ghetto, really feel a little nervous... @ old had pig Obamas hometown...]

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    据说金毛一直跟马犬有仇,一听主人要拿它下锅,金毛立马拿刀,成精了[允悲] tRKzRP ​
[Has been with the horse is said to be your golden retriever dog had been enemies, a listen to host take it to the pot, golden retriever knife, immediately into fine [allow sad] tRKzRP]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛一个月调整一次,如果茅台也学一下会怎样?@西湖边的男
[@ old had pig adjust once a month, if the maotai also learn to look? @ the men of the west lake]

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但斌:
    @老曾阿牛哪一年的文章?至少年前就停止打高尔夫啦。@股道热肠也 @洪怀懋因为太费时间,他在年前停止打高尔夫,改为登山和每晚慢跑。他对车也不再那么在意,依然喜欢精致的衣服和舒适的住处。他说自己是个花钱随意的人,但不刻意地花。他对自己的投资生涯也不想勉强
[Which year have @ old pig? Stop playing golf at least years ago. @ good Joe also @ HongHuaiMao fields is too time-consuming, he stopped playing golf in years ago, to the mountain climbing and jogging every night. His car is no longer so care about, still like the nice clothes and comfortable place. He said he is a man spend money at will, but not deliberately. He also dont want to force investment in his career]

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冷笑话精选:
    厉害了!!!日本一家公司研制的中老年遮秃喷剂,地中海瞬间变秀发男[笑cry]tRKzRrQp ​
[Much!!!!!! Developed by a Japanese company in middle-aged bald spray, Mediterranean instantly change your hair male [laugh cry] tRKzRrQp]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛祝福你能够成为@史玉柱大闲人 第二!也祝福乐视小股东和所有的债权人。
[@ had pig old wish you could be @ shi yuzhu large idle people The second! Also bless Letv all small shareholders and creditors.]

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但斌:
    @老曾阿牛@小丑@河北大学白贵 你一个大学教授不懂,我一个高中毕业的学历好好教教你,中共中央年号文件原文以及年习近平在全国宗教工作会议上讲话:明确“党员必须是坚定的无神论者”,你先说哪些穆斯林入党?名字?教徒入党这是宗教向世俗权力伸手。 tRKPlmk
[@ old pig @ Bai Gui clown @ hebei university A university professor dont understand you, I am a high school graduate degree to teach you well, xi jinping, the original title of the central committee of the communist party documents as well as in the national religion work meeting on that day clear party members must be staunch atheist, what do you say first Muslim to join the party? His name? To join the party this is stretched out his hand over the power of religion. tRKPlmk]

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汽车之家:
    喜闻乐见!这俩人的故事好像终于有了点进展,但看完预告,我脑子里只记住了三个字…
[Happy!!! The story of the people of the two seems to finally have a little bit of progress, but watching the trailer, I only remember the three words in my head...]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

但斌:
    [赞]@老曾阿牛辛苦了!祝你们工作平平安安。
[[who] @ old had pig were laborious! I wish you work in peace.]

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新浪汽车:
    这还真是个重磅信号...[摊手]
[It is really a big signal... [stand hand]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛@习五一 以史为鉴[话筒]@战争史研究WHS郭沫若《中国历史》初稿:【英国则与杜文秀建立了联系…给杜文秀大批军火,帮助建立兵工厂…杜文秀在英国侵略者的支持下自称撒里曼苏丹,改年号,造宫室,建立了一个所谓“独立国”…年更派他的儿子访问英国、土耳其,准备进一步出卖祖国】
[@ old had pig @ xi May Day taking history as a mirror [microphone] @ warfare research the first draft of the WHS guo moruo Chinese history [Britain established contact with Du Wenxiu... give Du Wenxiu large quantities of munitions, to help build Arsenal... Du Wenxiu under the support of the British invaders who in Sudan, change nianhao, palace, set up a so-called independent... years more sent his son to visit Britain, Turkey, ready to further to betray the motherland 】]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【浙江吃货因嘴馋深夜行窃 偷斤小龙虾全吃完[汗]】 浙江平阳有一吃货阿育控制不住体内的“洪荒之力”,竟趁着夜色连偷斤小龙虾,随后和朋友全部吃完↓↓这阿育在一周三顾龙虾养殖场,每次都用这样的办法满载而归↓↓而第五次行动时,被养殖场老板逮个正着↓↓tRKzRolh ​
[The zhejiang version for a greedy in the middle of the night Steal jin [Mr Khan]] eat all crayfish zhejiang pingyang o one version) to control the bodys prehistorical powers, unexpectedly in the even steal jins crayfish, then eat and friends all left left o the yukon in a lobster farm, on Wednesday despite all the time in this way to fill their carts left left and when the fifth action, be the boss caught farms left left tRKzRolh down]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

但斌:
    @老曾阿牛下一个乐视?
[@ old had pig Letv next?]

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但斌:
    [笑cry][哈哈]@股道热肠也房子贵了,房事就少了。@牛高牛盛@老曾阿牛 是时候该加点房事了,每一部写农村的巨作里,比如说白鹿原、红高粱、最后一个匈奴等,都有淳朴而野蛮的房事。[坏笑]@但斌写的真好,等有时间,结成集,放到博客里……
[[laughing cry] [ha ha] @ good Joe fields is also expensive house, the bedroom is less. @ cattle have high NiuCheng @ old pig is the time to add some sex, each write rural masterpiece, such as white, red sorghum, last the huns, etc., have simple and rough sex. [laugh] @ but bin to write good, have the time, such as forming a set, on the blog...]

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但斌:
    @股道热肠也日本要玩完,无人百事哀!
[No one @ fields is also Japan is good Joe, Pepsi sorrow!]

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但斌:
    @股道热肠也不唯书,不唯上,只唯实!
[@ good Joe fields is not only a book, BuWeiShang, only reality!]

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但斌:
    @股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]

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但斌:
    @股道热肠也大家都涌向电动汽车行业,结果发现大家其实都是汽车行业,电动汽车不是汽车,就像白马不是马一样。@StevenZ-H美国版 乐视[酷]
[@ good Joe fields is also everyone flocked to the electric car industry, it is found that the car industry, we are, the electric car is not a car, like a white horse is not horse. @ StevenZ -h American version Letv [cool]]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    【小伙儿高速边玩手机边用脚开车:为了好玩[衰]】月日,在沈海高速山东烟台栖霞段,一小伙边玩手机边用双脚操控方向盘↓↓视频被发到网上,引起当地交警关注↓↓交警接受采访时称,小伙儿当时就是为了好玩儿[费解]↓↓感受一下有味道的自动驾驶技术↓↓tRKzcqE ​
[The lads high-speed playing mobile phone while driving a car with their feet for the fun of [failure]] month, in shandong yantai qixia Shen Hai high speed section, a small group of playing mobile phone while behind the wheel with his feet left left video was posted online, the local traffic police attention left left the traffic police, said in an interview, lads was for fun [difficult] left left feeling the taste of automatic left left tRKzcqE driving technology]

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但斌:
    @张洲填报志愿是个很万恶的弊习,非常变态,将来一定会被废除的。
[@ cheung chau application is a very evil disadvantages acquisition, very abnormal condition, will be abolished in the future.]

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但斌:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【女孩给男友发自拍照报平安 个细节暴露猫腻[吃惊]】近日一名男子在网上晒出女友外出旅游报平安的照片,却让网友看完之后脸色凝重,有人直言,你知道你可能“戴绿帽了吗”?据说这张照片中至少存在个疑点,网友们都是福尔摩斯吗[二哈]↓↓tRKzQrJ ​
[The girl to her boyfriend from the pictures it safe arrival details exposed problems [surprised]] a man give his girlfriend on the Internet recently traveling at peace, let netizen tree-lined, after watching the people the truth, you know you can cuckold? It is said that there are at least a doubtful point in this photograph, netizens are? [ ha] left left tRKzQrJ holmes]

曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。

但斌:
    @卓亚zy@八大山债人转发微博
[@ ZhuoYa zy @ eight mountains of debt forward the weibo]

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猫扑:
    【北京一小伙欲骑共享单车,被上私锁大妈放气并指责“来抢车”】 月日,北京的提先生和同事欲骑走共享单车,遭上私锁者阻拦,双方发生争吵。视频显示,妇女为阻止他们骑走车,将车的前后轮胎都放了气,小黄车原本的车锁已被拆掉。提先生他们愤愤不平,批评其没素质,一位大爷也上来争论。面对指责,...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 Beijing a guy to share the bike lock was on private Boyle is deflated and accused to rob car] month day, he and his colleagues in Beijing for a bike ride sharing, was blocked by private lock on, on both sides. Video display, and women to stop them, go cycling gas in their front and back of the car tyres, yellow car lock has been removed as it was. Sir They aggrieved, criticized the its quality, not a big ye also up the debate. In the face of criticism,... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:

新浪新闻客户端:
    【浙江吃货因嘴馋深夜行窃 偷斤小龙虾全吃完[汗]】 浙江平阳有一吃货阿育控制不住体内的“洪荒之力”,竟趁着夜色连偷斤小龙虾,随后和朋友全部吃完↓↓这阿育在一周三顾龙虾养殖场,每次都用这样的办法满载而归↓↓而第五次行动时,被养殖场老板逮个正着↓↓tRKzQjlQ ​
[The zhejiang version for a greedy in the middle of the night Steal jin [Mr Khan]] eat all crayfish zhejiang pingyang o one version) to control the bodys prehistorical powers, unexpectedly in the even steal jins crayfish, then eat and friends all left left o the yukon in a lobster farm, on Wednesday despite all the time in this way to fill their carts left left and when the fifth action, be the boss caught farms left left tRKzQjlQ down]

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但斌:
    @那年春秋战国:巨人族
[@ when the spring and autumn period and the warring states period giants]

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但斌:
    @谭世平走得了?
[@ Tan Shiping taking it?]

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但斌:
    @马踏飞燕Lz@吴小朋同学@李驰因为它是未来中国股市个股票的龙头,而不是什么细分行业龙头,告诉你你也不信也不敢买!
[@ horse step swallow Lz @ @ Li Chi Wu Xiaopeng students because it is the future of the stock of Chinas stock market, rather than what niche industry leading, tell you dont believe you also cant buy!]

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汽车之家:
    #国内谍照# 【家族式前脸 曝启辰全新轿车低伪装谍照】近日,我们再度获得了启辰全新紧凑型轿车的谍照,此次曝光的谍照已褪去了部分伪装。根据谍照显示,新车的整车线条较为凌厉,营造出了较强的运动感。参考此前消息,这款车将于今年下半年正式上市。tRKPtUB ​
[Domestic spy # # 【 family-run former face Low exposure qichen new car disguised spy 】 recently, we obtained the qichen again new compact car photos, the exposure of the spy has shed some of the camouflage. According to photos, a new vehicle line is relatively sharp, create a strong movement. Refer to the previous message, the car will be officially listed in the second half of this year. tRKPtUB]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

但斌:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

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但斌:
    [笑cry][挤眼]@乒乓阎桂丽回复@汇鼎盛唐冷月 的赞[干杯]@乒乓阎桂丽回复@小依依小珊珊[赞][嘻嘻]@小依依小珊珊好有趣,我不喝酒,我活到了现在[嘻嘻]
[[laughing cry] [eye] @ ping-pong Yan Guili reply @ remit the heyday of the tang dynasty the [drink] @ ping-pong Yan Guili reply @ little yiyi shan [who] [xi xi] @ little yiyi shan good fun, I dont drink, I live now (hee hee)]

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一块去旅行:
    【马尔代夫旅行攻略】如果你也想要去体验这个美丽的海岛,这个问题你一定要知道,收藏起来,说不定有一天就用到了呢~ ​
[【 the maldives travel tips 】 if you also want to experience this beautiful island, this problem you must know, collection, maybe one day with the ~]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

但斌:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

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