预告今晚分互动题目：“你和朋友或家人，有什么好笑的聊天截图 ”。（本条预告分钟后删除）
[Forecast tonight in interactive topic you and your friends or family members, whats so funny chat screen. (this article forecast minutes remove)]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
优酷：周洋哽咽接受采访：对结果很失望，虽然我是参与者，但我越来越看不懂短道速滑了。范可新落泪：一个成绩都没有，把我们直接否定了，真的无法理解……心疼！我们无法替她们分担，但希望她们知道，在我们心里她们就是最棒的！#冬奥会##来优酷看冬奥#
tRRFRa
[Zhou SOB in an interview disappointed with the result, although I am a participant, but more and more, I dont understand the short track speed skating. Fei new tears a result, the rejected directly, we really cant understand... Love dearly! We cannot share the husbands for them, but I hope they know that, in our hearts, they is the best! # Olympics # # # to youku to see the games < br > tRRFRa]
新沐sunshine：@爱薇的语心好耀眼(✪▽✪)，我薇[爱你][爱你][爱你]
[The language of the @ ivy heart so bright (✪ del ✪), eulove you love you [] I love you []]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
新浪汽车：#微博交通台#【实拍 | 海口因雾停港堵车，游客夜宿后备箱[允悲]】海口港口因雾天停航，滞港待渡车辆越来越多，港区及周边道路交通拥挤难以通行，游客夜宿司机车后备箱。警察开放岗亭给游客解决上厕所问题。第一批出港返程游客在船上待了一夜。tRRsZUQ
[# # weibo communication radio [film | haikou port traffic by fog, visitors overnight at boot [allow sad]] haikou port because of the fog grounded, railway ferry vehicle is becoming more and more port area and the surrounding road traffic congestion is difficult to pass, visitors overnight at the driver car trunk. The police open box to solve the problem of the toilet. The first batch of clearance returning visitors spent a night in the ship. tRRsZUQ]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
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金山夜话博主：#YY直播# 围观【正在直播】，和我一起搞事情，就等你啦，上YY 陪你一起么么哒！ tRRsZwW @YY直播
[Live live # # YY onlookers 【 is 】, and I did things together, will be waiting for you, with you on YY mua! TRRsZwW @ YY live]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
丑女达人：弟子问师父：如何才能变成一个自己愉快也带给别人快乐的人？师父笑答：有四种境界，你可体会其中妙趣。首先，要把自己当成别人，此是“无我”；再之，要把别人当成自己，这是“慈悲”；而后，要把别人当成别人，此是“智慧”；最后，要把自己当成自己，这是“自在”。 tRHoea
[Disciple asked the teacher, how to become a oneself happy also make others happy? The teacher smiled there are four state, you can experience the full. First of all, to think of yourself as the others, this is I; Again, want to use others as yourself, this is mercy; And then to use others as others, this is the wisdom; Finally, to think of yourself as yourself, that is comfortable. tRHoea]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
但斌：发表了博文《刘俏：时代从来没有放弃我们，是我们在放弃自己》tRRszcZl
[Published a blog post Liu Qiao never give up our times, we give up on their tRRszcZl]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新沐sunshine：翻身[挤眼]🙃
[翻身[挤眼]🙃]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
优酷：舌尖 稀豆粉、逍遥镇胡辣汤、红姐煎饼、水盆羊肉、乐山麻辣烫、闽南石花膏 隔着屏幕都能冒出来的香味是不是已经让你控几不住垂涎三尺了？#舌尖上的中国#第三季第二集小吃篇正片来啦！！虽然不能立马赶赴当地亲身体验，但还能舔舔屏不是？[doge]#舌尖上的年# 对不起 又要给你们深夜放毒咯～
...全文： m.weibo
[The tip of the tongue thin flour, free and unfettered, hu hot soup, a public pancakes, birdbath mutton, leshan malatang, minnan they anointed The fragrance of across the screen can appear is already can not let you control a few salivating? # # in the third quarter, the second set China on the tip of the tongue snacks feature article come!! Although not immediately rushed to the local experience, but also can lick screen is not? [doge] # on the tip of the tongue in # Im sorry And to give you the night respirators to cough up ~ < br >... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家：#晚安家人#如果在预算有限的情况下，你会考虑购买二手车么？
[# # good night family if under the condition of the budget is limited, would you consider buying used cars? ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
但斌：由于沃尔玛一度火热的电子商务销售增长开始减速，美国的税改带来的意外收益低于预期，沃尔玛的年度利润预估令人失望，开盘跌-.%。反观亚马逊依然持续强劲增长。世事变幻无常。
[Due to wal-mart once-hot e-commerce sales growth began to slow, Americas tax reform will bring unexpected earnings below expectations, wal-marts annual profit forecast disappointing, opened down - %. In contrast, the amazon is still continuing strong growth. The world is fickle. ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选：给姑娘们@大脑切片ok@-小犟驴呀：好
[Give the girls @ brain slice ok @ - little stubborn ah good]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：短道速滑，中国女队被判犯规，取消成绩无缘奖牌。韩国队最终夺冠，意大利银牌，荷兰队摘铜。然而这一毫无说服力的结果并不能服众：我们尊重对手，我们也需要值得尊重的裁决#来优酷看冬奥##冬奥会#
tRRFgvxW
[Short track speed skating, Chinese women was sentenced to foul, grade is no MEDALS. South Korea won silver, Italy, and the Netherlands to pick a copper. Yet the lame and not subject to the results we respect the opponent, we also need to be respected ruling # to youku to see the games # # # winter games < br > tRRFgvxW]
小野妹子学吐槽：手气好抢到了大宝@何洁 的红包，转手x送给你们！也就是块，个人分吧，转就行，后天平台开奖！祝大宝新年快乐！祝大家新年快乐！
[Good luck in dabao @ he jie red envelopes, changed hands x to you! Namely, personal points, transfer line, the day after tomorrow platform the lottery! Happy New Year to big treasure! I wish you all a happy New Year! ]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
知乎：@KY主创们 ：「相比在生活或是工作上遇到的许多困难，对于一些人而言，家庭或许是最难的一道题，甚至是这些人在一生中都需要持续面对的难题。每当有人说家是港湾的时候，他们都会觉得这种感受难以想象。生活、工作上的『掌控感』，只要和『家』重新接触，就立刻分崩离析。」👉tRRFFrB
[@ KY creators compared to many of the difficulties in life or work, for some people, the family is probably the most difficult problem, even these people need to continue to face problems in his life. Every time someone said home is a harbor, they will feel this feeling is hard to imagine. control on the life and work, as long as the home and the contact, immediately apart. 👉tRRFFrB ]
发现更大的世界
MIUI：说一个你今年最想要的愿望！______。
[Say you want wish this year! ______. ]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
玩转instagram：厨房的正确打开方式😘
[厨房的正确打开方式😘 ]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
新浪汽车：#萌宠与车# 这位特别的地铁乘客，镜头感很好嘛[喵喵]
[# # of familiar with car the special subway passengers, lens flu is very good! [meow]]
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南方都市报：#南都陪你过年#继续征集照片！、@迷路的是刘小潞的鹿 ：重庆 垫江 奶奶今年 希望奶奶平安健康。、@柠檬草的小屋_Angel ：春节坚守在工作岗位的南方医科大学中西医结合医院白衣天使祝大家节日快乐。、@大大泡泡汤one ：陕西西安 兄妹七人，在子女的努力下从全国不同地方聚到一起拍了这张合影，年...全文： m.weibo
[# # SMW accompany you New Years day continue to collecting photos! Brand, @ lost is liu small firm deer chongqing mat jiang grandma hope grandma peace health this year. , @ lemon grass hut _Angel sticking to the Spring Festival in the work of combining traditional Chinese and western medicine, southern medical university hospital angel I wish you all a happy holiday. , @ greatly bubble soup one xi an his seven children, with the help of the children in different places together from across the country took this piece of picture,... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：#夜福利#敞篷更拉风 AMG GT 款 AMG GT C Roadster~
[Welfare # # night open more popular AMG AMG Roadster GT C ~ GT model]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
当当李国庆：tRRDZVWH
[tRRDZVWH]
我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵
小野妹子学吐槽：建议以后直接带着牌子比赛[拜拜]
[Directly after the proposal with the brand game [bynum]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
优酷：水盆羊肉#舌尖上的中国#第三季今天真是频繁上热搜哇！[喵喵]果然吃货的力量是无穷的！走过路过不要错过这一碗陕西风味的水盆羊肉～精挑细选的羊肉肥瘦合适，特熬制的汤鲜香可口，再来一个刚出炉的白面饼，配上辣椒酱、糖蒜、还有酱牛肉，那叫一个舒坦！#舌尖上的年#
tRRFQvQ
[Birdbath lamb # # in the third quarter, China today is on the tip of the tongue on the frequent hot search wow! [meow] version, so it is power is endless! Through pass by dont miss this bowl of shaanxi birdbath mutton flavor ~ selective mutton fat, right, boil delicious delicious, one of white bread, with chili sauce, garlic, sugar, and sauce beef, that call a comfortable! # # on the tip of the tongue in < br > tRRFQvQ]
新浪汽车：回复@C-zer单身的去收费站捡女票吧[允悲]@C-zer朱门酒肉臭 路有冻死骨 我们都没有对象你竟然把对象乱扔
[Reply @ C - zer single to toll station pick up tickets female [allow sad] @ C - zer ZhuMenJiuRouChou Road is dying We did not object you should throw the object]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
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优酷：逍遥镇胡辣汤 融汇了河南人的情怀！从挑香料、煮面筋、放小菜，到最后平稳收汤，内敛融合，成就了一碗不平凡的胡辣汤~闻着街头巷尾小店里飘来熟悉的香味，让漂泊在外的人们倍感温暖，缓解了对家乡的思念。#舌尖上的年##舌尖上的中国# 第三季不好吃算我输！[doge]@大河报 就说我说的对不～
...全文： m.weibo
[Free and unfettered, hu hot soup Of the henan peoples feelings! From spices, cooking gluten, put the dishes, at the end of the smooth soup, inside collect, made a bowl of extraordinary hu hot soup ~ smelling the street shop to familiar smell, drifting in the outside people feel warm, relieves the pining for home. # # # in the tip of the tongue on the tip of the tongue on the # in the third quarter, China isnt good I lose! [doge] @ river to say am I right ~ < br >... The full text m. eibo]
小野妹子学吐槽：恭喜@托妞的托妞 等名用户等额平分【元现金】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCwwnZ对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公证链接：tRRFmWD
[Congratulations @ supporting girl name such as user an equal share of the girl [yuan]. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCwwnZ supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRRFmWD]
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优酷：红姐煎饼#舌尖上的中国#第三季中的日常小吃也让人垂涎欲滴。热、鲜、挺、脆、香，是完美煎饼果子的标配。[色]和面粗细定有讲究，摊开必须严丝合缝，就连完成的时间也要分秒必争，只为准时在街边守候每一位满怀期待的食客。[太开心]看似简单的食物中蕴含着匠心工艺，难怪让古往今来的文人墨客、名人百姓...全文： m.weibo
[A public pancakes # # in the third quarter in China on the tip of the tongue daily snacks also lets a person lick ones chaps. Hot, fresh, pretty, crisp, sweet, is the standard of perfect pancake fruit. [color] and thickness has exquisite, out must fit, even finish time to every minute counts, for on the street waiting for you on time every diners in anticipation. [quite happy] contains the originality of seemingly simple food process, it is no wonder that made letters, celebrities in all ages of people... The full text m. eibo]
但斌：[哈哈]@曼巴小A：惬意[哈哈]
[(ha ha) @ mamba small A comfortable (ha ha)]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@马克斯：要不中国国旅走势这么好呢
[@ Max or CITS moves so well]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：三鲜豆皮美味难挡？乐山串串了解一下～[doge]这才是四川最正宗的麻辣烫，从选食材、做底汤，到制竹签、腌制食材，再到做蘸料，每一步都体现着对味道的极致追求，#舌尖上的中国#第三季，带你领略最正宗的中华百味，看那热气腾腾的串串，真的让人胃口大开呐～#舌尖上的年# @谈资app 被舌尖点名表扬咯～
...全文： m.weibo
[Three fresh bean skin it delicious? Leshan, so know the ~ [doge] this is the most authentic sichuan malatang, from selected ingredients, make soup, the ingredients to make bamboo sticks, pickled, and then to do the dip, each step embodies the ultimate pursuit of taste, # # on the tip of the tongue of China in the third quarter, take you enjoy the most authentic of the subway, see the steaming, so, really let a person appetite yet ~ # # @ conversation app was the tip of the tongue on the tip of the tongue named praise cough up ~ < br >... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家：#家家试驾评测##丰田凯美瑞#【六问六答 快速了解第八代凯美瑞混动版】凯美瑞我们做过很多的内容了，从最早的海外试驾再到纯汽油版本的评测，这次咱们试款 .HQ 旗舰版，也就是混动车型。全篇一共六个问题，六问凯美瑞，一起听听陈庚怎么回答。 tRRDthxb
[# every test evaluation # # # Toyota camry [six asked six answer quickly understand the eighth generation of the camry hybrid 】 the camry we have done a lot of content, from the earliest overseas test version of the evaluation to the pure gasoline, paragraph. Lets try this time HQ flagship version, which is hybrid vehicles. A total of six problems as a whole, six asked the camry, listen to what Chen Geng answer together. tRRDthxb]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷：舌尖 稀豆粉 又要来引爆你的味蕾了！扎根街头巷尾的一碗腾冲稀豆粉，却浓缩了云南美食的精魄。单纯的原料，却能搭配出充满想象力的不同吃法，让一代人魂牵梦萦。#舌尖上的年#平凡而又不凡，才是美食的真谛。已被#舌尖上的中国#第三季安利，快来认领@江南文体频道
tRRFYlid
[The tip of the tongue thin flour Need to set off your taste buds again! Take root in the streets, a bowl of tengchong thin flour has concentrated the fine spirit of the yunnan cuisine. Pure raw material, can match the different ways in which full of imagination, let generation face. # # on the tip of the tongue in ordinary and extraordinary, is the real meaning of food. # # has been on the tip of the tongue of China in the third quarter, amway, fast channel to claim @ jiangnan style < br > tRRFYlid]
猫扑：【戏精男孩回答妈妈为啥不找女朋友：女生戏太多！你就是那样的人！】男孩回答为什么还不打算找女朋友，理由竟然是“女生戏太多！”还实力演绎了所谓的“戏精女孩”，当妈妈问“你觉得谁是这样戏多的人啊”，男孩斩钉截铁地回答：“就是你！”网友：戏最多的明明就是你！@梨视频 tRRkPv
[【 fine boy answer to mom why not find a girlfriend too many girls play! Youre that kind of person! Boy answer why also dont want to find a girlfriend, reason is girls play too much! Also deduce the strength of the so-called play girl, when the mother asked what do you think who is so many people play, the boy replied bluntly is you! Net friend play the most clearly is you! @ pear video tRRkPv]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
但斌：旁边一只懒洋洋晒太阳的猫。摩洛哥人的生活态度和工作效率像这只猫一样[笑cry][哈哈]
[Next to a lazy suns cat. Moroccan attitude towards life and work efficiency like this cat [laugh cry] (ha ha)]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
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