超燃！@不二生哥：不知不觉，看漫威也好些年了。
[Super burning! @ not born two elder brother unconsciously, see diffuse wei is also quite a number of years.]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
微博搞笑排行榜：[羞嗒嗒]@阿球酱_ 来自柯基的可爱暴击
[O [shame clicking] @ _ cute crit from corgi ball sauce]
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南方都市报：#南都陪你过年#【地藏菩萨在朋友圈刷屏 插画师辟谣说那是自己画的 没有什么寓意和功效】这张“地藏菩萨”图在朋友圈刷屏了，大家都拿它来祈求父母健康平安。一张插画就让朋友圈实现了“云端拜菩萨” 和“互联网云孝子”。但@正月插画师 却辟谣称：“这张图的原创就是我，我怎么不知道有这个功效？！”...全文： m.weibo
[# # SMW accompany you New Years day in the circle of friends like ksitigarbha bodhisattva refresh Illustrator rumours that said it was his painting No implied meaning and effect 】 this like ksitigarbha bodhisattva figure in the circle of friends refresh, everyone to pray for parents healthy peace with it. Drawing let friends to achieve the cloud worship Buddha and the Internet cloud son. But the @ in illustrator But the rumor said this picture of the original is me, I dont know how to have this effect? ! ... The full text m. eibo]
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平安北京：#我在岗位上# 三警种同步，汪年旺旺旺[doge]
[I in post # # three launching synchronous, wang in prosperous prosperous [doge]]
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新浪汽车：#老司机课堂#人形赛车，有点好奇，这得怎么刹车呢？[doge] tRRucr
[Old driver class # # humanoid race, a bit curious, this is how the brake? [doge] tRRucr]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：#电视剧内衣先生# 能哥@王小利 坤哥@唐鉴军 新年专属万能怼人表情包[并不简单]，无论是七大姑八大姨，还是嘚瑟的同学群，亦或是倒霉熊孩子，均可尬图获胜，拿走不送[微笑]
[# # Mr Series underwear to elder brother @ Wang Xiaoli khun elder brother @ Tang Jianjun exclusive New Year universal Dui expression pack [] are not simple, whether extendedpriest, or a group of students through best wishes, or unlucky bear children, all can win full figure, take not to send [smiles]]
但斌：@静娅_[吃惊][吃惊]特朗普真是难对付的总统啊@麦田守望翁@况秀猛@杨伯溆光在美国大学执教的大陆人，回来的话，应该能全员配备-所的大学。好机会啊。@新华测评这是一个信号！又要搞排华法案了？这个傻逼局长把矛头对准所有华人，是否在玩种族歧视？想再玩种族隔离？特朗普政府反思一下
[@ static her _ [surprised] [surprised] its difficult to deal with the President of a trump @ crop watch weng @ KuangXiu fierce @ Yang Bo Xu light teaches at the university of mainland people in the United States, come back, should be able to fully equipped with the university. Good opportunity. @ xinhua this is a measurement of the signal! Do the Chinese exclusion act up again? This shitty director directed at all Chinese, playing the racial discrimination? Want to play the apartheid? Trump to reflect on the government]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@向班长谢谢总统，新春愉快。
[Monitor of @ to thank the President, a happy Spring Festival.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@鲍迪克普及常识：人口越多的地方，需要得劳动力越多，所以很多人才从人口稀少的西部和农村去人口稠密的东部和大城市打工求职投资……
[@ bodycote popularize common sense the greater the population there is place, need to get the more labor, so a lot of talent from a sparsely populated rural to the densely populated east and west of part-time job investment and big cities...]
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但斌：@克里斯托夫-金背景被虚化，说明听众不愿曝光，花钱造假，也可能自编自演，把国人当猴耍。
[@ Christopher - gold background is blurred, the audience would not exposed, spend money, may also write and play, the Chinese people when the monkey playing.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：大年初二，宜悦目赏心！#电视剧烈火如歌# 番外之俊神仙和美侠女闯荡《快乐大本营》，今晚上演。划重点：月日，正片宠爱开春，我们在江湖等你！#烈火如歌定档#
[Annual lunar calendar, appropriate and pleasing to the eye sight! # # series fire song one day the good fairy and xia female make happy camp, tonight. Highlight month, positive love spring, we are waiting for you at the rivers lake! Set the file # # fire song]
但斌：@六国虹@八大山债人@安飞CY 全球我唯一抵制的目的地国家
[Eight mountains of debt person @ @ the six rainbow @ adden CY I only resist destination countries around the world]
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优酷：#冬奥会#在上一轮短道速滑中国梦之队遭遇了“黑色一天”之后，今晚将再战平昌！这是一场速度与激情的碰撞，爆发与耐力的较量，中国选手将参加短道速滑女子米和男子米的比赛。希望他们放下包袱，创造突破自己的佳绩#来优酷看冬奥#
tRRuXYsI
[# # Olympic winter games in the last round of short track speed skating dream team of China suffered a black day, will draw prosperous again tonight! This is a fast and furious collision, outbreak and endurance, Chinese players will take part in short track speed skating womens and mens metres race. Hope they put down the burden, create breakthrough own success # # to youku to see the games < br > tRRuXYsI]
冷笑话精选：狗年吸柯基！！
[Suction corgi dog!!!!! ]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：@佐罗_厚恩投资[加油][加油][赞啊][赞啊]
[@ zorro _ his investment [go] [oil] o [who] [praise!]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@焦京峰：老袁慧眼识人啊……北洋军阀不失大节。孙大总统眼光却不佳，遗嘱执行人汪精卫当了汉奸，有这一个人就够了……
[@ jiao jing feng old course, yuan people... The northern warlords with large sections. President sun vision is poor, when the executor of wang ching-wei traitors, this one is enough...]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@茜艺绘小窝：所以有骨气基因的中国人都死掉了，拥有奴性基因的活下来了。
[@ her art painting fossa so have had killed off the gene of Chinese character, own servility gene survived.]
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优酷：#中国锋味##锋味#谢大厨@锋味 和@冯德伦 二十年合影对比图，二十年前两人穿着T恤，二十年后两人穿着羽绒服，看起来就像过了一个秋天，两人的颜值还是爆表[心]不过颜值已经不是最关键的，最关键的是那种成熟的魅力，举手投足的知性，看起来才是帅爆！[舔屏]
[# China feng flavor # # front # thank chef @ front and @ picture contrast figure, Stephen fung twenty years twenty years ago two men wearing a T-shirt, two decades after two people wear down jacket, it looks like after a fall, two levels of appearance or extraordinary [heart] but level is not the most critical in appearance, the key is that kind of mature charm, raise your hand is cast sufficient intellectual, look is handsome burst! [lick screen]]
汽车之家：#论坛精选日报#【承载性感与野性 媳妇助阵性能野兽】我是一个AMG铁粉，只要是AMG我都没有抵抗力！最近因为巧合朋友刚买了一台GLE ，我刚好有台GLE，一起拍点照片留作纪念~谢谢我美丽可爱的女友倾情出镜，也要谢谢好朋友大熊摄影师的大力支持！传送门：tRRuakvi
[# # BBS selected journal bearing sex appeal and feral daughter-in-law expected performance beast 】 【 Im an AMG iron powder, as long as I have no resistance to AMG! Recently because of coincidence friend just bought a GLE, I was just a GLE, take some photos with reserved for memorial ~ thank you my lovely girlfriend dedecates road, also want to thank you for your good friend bear the photographers strong support! Portal tRRuakvi]
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但斌：@佐罗_厚恩投资[中国赞]@朱彦忠转发微博
[@ zorro _ his investment praise [China] @ Zhu Yanzhong forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽：哈哈哈哈哈哈笑昏了，岛国迷妹已经在提议明年“平成”结束后新年号叫“羽生”了...目前已有多转发...平成jump瑟瑟发抖[允悲]
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha laugh faint, island of seduction is howling in the New Year at the end of the proposed pp.- next year feather... There are many forward... Pp.- jump shivering [allow sad]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
但斌：@王健_经济金融科普我能不生气吗？这是给海外敌对势力挑拨中非友谊送弹药啊，今天好多外媒都报道了这些猪一样的队友[允悲][允悲][允悲]@小品种w：很少见到你这么愤怒的
[@ wang _ financial science can I not angry? This is send to overseas hostile forces provoke china-africa friendship ammunition, today a lot of foreign media reported the pigs as teammates [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] @ small breed w rarely seen you so angry]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
微博汽车：新年快乐~期待明年继续看你们互怼~
[Happy New Year ~ look forward to continue to see your mutual Dui ~ next year]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
小野妹子学吐槽：冬奥不仅可以看到神仙转圈，还能看到神仙上领奖台...每一秒都要仙，撩粉不偿命啊[允悲]tRRuXIOj
[Games can see fairy circle not only, still can see the fairy on the podium... Every second to fairy, liao powder tantalizing [allow sad] tRRuXIOj]
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优酷：#冬奥会#~~美籍华裔花样滑冰选手陈巍，在今天的自由滑比赛中绝地反击，在一套节目中完成了令人难以置信的个四周跳，创造了花滑历史，并获得了.分的超高分数#来优酷看冬奥#
tRRuXL
[# # Olympics ~ ~ chinese-american figure skaters Chen Wei, in todays free skate jedi fight back, in a program has completed an incredible jump around, created the skating history, and received. Point high score # # to youku to see the games < br > tRRuXL]
南方都市报：#南都陪你过年#【广州新春花车大巡游】大年初二，#南都直播#小伙伴给大家拜年啦！今天，南都直播小团队将直击广州新春花车大巡游，给你送上一场视觉的盛宴。年春节花车大巡游，以鲜花为主装饰的辆花车，将围绕天河体育中心巡游天。戳 tRRuXUhG .
[# # SMW accompany you celebrate the New Year parade float 】 【 guangzhou annual lunar calendar, # # SMW live friend to everyone happy New Year! Today, SMW live small team will go to guangzhou New Year parade float, give you a visual feast. In Chinese New Year parade float, give priority to with flowers decorated floats, will be around the tianhe sports center day parade. Poke tRRuXUhG.]
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但斌：@罗生-微博@海边寻贝人转发微博
[@ the father - weibo @ the beach to find the person forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@羊总之花菜炒蟹回复@取个什么名字你猜当地茅台专卖店比较可靠@取个什么名字你猜请问有年份的茅台酒应该去哪里鉴定呀？@羊总之花菜炒蟹#厉害了我的大茅台#
[@ sheep in short cauliflower Fried crab reply @ what name you guess maotai local store more reliable @ what name do you guess where is have a vintage moutai should go to the appraisal? @ sheep in short cauliflower Fried crab # # much my big maotai]
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但斌：@从老婆别闹到徐半仙不确定性太高，记得老巴不碰农林牧副渔
[@ from the wife to stop that now xu fortuneteller uncertainty is too high, remember old, dont touch, side-line and fishery]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
吴昕：都不是吹牛，我真是一不小心就能拍出代表作品 tRRuo
[Are not brag, I was not careful tRRuo can clap a representative works]
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但斌：@蔡小心@GOKUSEN_[摊手]@萝露蜜拉典型两面人，洗地的不是蠢就是贱@鸭酥酥等等？她反对与汉族通婚？她现在公开的恋人就是汉族啊……哦，你要说恋爱不等于结婚也行[摊手]@汤圆团子是一家 @阿鱼君想吃冷锅鱼首页替人家委屈什么劲，人家过圣诞过啥啥就因为民族不过你们春节[吃瓜]
[@ CAI careful @ GOKUSEN_ [stand hand] @ Laura Lou mira typical the dichotomy, wash not stupid is the base of @ duck crisp crisp, etc? She opposed to intermarry with the han nationality? Her lover is openly now han... Oh, you want to say love is not equal to get married to also go [stand hand] @ tangyuan dumplings is a @ the fish you want to eat cold pot home page for the somebody else what injustice, the somebody else have what what Christmas is for national but your Spring Festivaleat the melon]
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但斌：@侯安扬HF秦始皇搞了“书同文”上千年实践下来，是内部矛盾最小化的方法，这些人不好好学去硬搬苏联那套，想什么呢@煮老师少数民族身份强化，就是反动派（反对民族融合，追求分裂）。不愿意一家人，却要超国民对待？人类历史上一直如此左吗？一直如此左下去，以后不会打起来？
[@ Hou Anyang HF qin shihuang had books with the word thousands of years practice, is a way of minimizing internal contradictions, these people are easy to learn to hard to move the Soviet unions, what want to @ boiled ethnic identity to strengthen the teacher, is the reactionaries (against ethnic fusion, the pursuit of division). Dont want to a family, but super national treatment? Human history has been so left? Always left bottom go to, dont fight?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽：看羽生比赛的织田信成...哈哈哈哈哈哈哈人太好了[允悲][允悲][允悲]
[Look at the fabric of the feather raw game Tian Xin into... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha people too good [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]
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