【倒霉！过年前浙江一男子被眼镜蛇咬伤，幸好……】岁的高先生怎么都想不到，自己快过年了，竟然被眼镜蛇咬了。昨天下午三点，他在田间劳作，突然看到地上有一条大拇指粗细的蛇，看着花纹还有蛇头像是眼镜蛇。他先用一只脚踩住蛇尾，然后伸出右手去拨弄蛇头。结果蛇突然就朝高先生的手背上“啜”了一...全文： m.weibo
[【 luck! A man was bitten by a cobra, zhejiang province, before the Spring Festival, fortunately... 】 Mr. Gao at the age of, how can think oneself the Chinese New Year is coming soon, should be bitten by a cobra. Yesterday afternoon at o clock, he work in the fields, suddenly saw a thumb size snake on the ground, looking at the pattern and the snake like a cobra. He lived with a stamped on the first star, and then stretched out his right hand to stir the snake. The snake suddenly toward Mr. Gao sip on the back of a... The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报：【流金岁月 | 分钟重温年春晚捧腹瞬间[哈哈]】“奶奶给你讲个故事，司马缸砸缸！” “打败你的不是天真，是无邪。” “我骄傲！”…有没有那么一句话，让你一说就说小半年；有没有那么一个画面，浮现脑海就藏不住笑声。戳↓回顾央视春晚年有趣瞬间，你印象最深是哪个？[赞]（via央视新闻 ）...全文： m.weibo
[Revisit the golden years | minutes gala laugh moment [ha ha]] grandmother tell you a story, syma cylinder cylinder down! Not naive, beat you are innocent. I am proud! ... Did so in a word, let you said you like small half a year; Have so a picture, hide mind is laughter. Stamp left review CCTV spring late interesting moments, which is your most impressive? [who] (via CCTV news)... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：浙江卫视春晚#粘在一起才是年#浙江卫视春晚点燃情人节，舞台女王@蔡依林 嗨翻全场、SHE合体带你回忆青春、@李宇春 经典曲目《下个路口见》、安吉一家送新春祝福，更有五月天压轴献唱……没看到的盆友还不戳链接看完整回放，开心幸福一整年#看春晚上优酷#
tRRpvl
[Zhejiang satellite TV gala # # glued together is in zhejiang TV gala lit valentines day, the queen of stage @ jolin tsai hi turn full, SHE fit you recall the youth, @ li classic see the next corner, anji a send New Year wishes, to anchor more mayday sing... Didnt see friends dont poke link to see full playback, happy happiness throughout the year youku # # to see spring night < br > tRRpvl]
青年时报：【明星齐拜年，新春送祝福[爱你]】今天除夕，众多明星演员齐拜年啦。萧敬腾：“新年快乐，十全十美。”江疏影：“伴爸爸妈妈一起吃年夜饭。”杨洋：“万事如意 ，喜气洋洋。”陈伟霆：“新年快乐，身体健康。”李易峰 ：“万事如意，狗年大吉。” TFBOYS：“阖家欢乐心想事成”…戳tRRNDJXy
[The star together happy New Year, New Year send blessing love you []] today is New Years eve, many stars together happy New Year! Blues happy New Year, perfect. Jiang thin film eat dinner with mom and dad. Yang Yang all the best, beaming. William happy New Year, healthy body. Li yi feng all the best, the year of the dog. TFBOYS family horse... Poke tRRNDJXy]
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南方都市报：#轻松一刻#如果小偷都是这种水平，这个世界就太平了……[哈哈]tRRKCwe
[# # relaxed moment if the thief is at this level, the world becomes peaceful... (ha ha) tRRKCwe]
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冷笑话精选：这样的出行方式好棒啊！哈哈哈哈随时随地可以睡觉[二哈]tRRydpL
[This way to travel is great! Ha ha ha ha can sleep [two ha] tRRydpL anytime and anywhere]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
李开复：#李开复的红包#有钱就是任性！我往红包里塞了现金，能不能抢到就要看你们对我是不是死心塌地啦！tRQjFMIY
[# # lee red envelope money is capricious! I stuffed in red envelopes of cash, I can grab that depends on you is be dead set to me! tRQjFMIY]
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汽车之家：#家家新闻##用车养车##新能源#【花钱多就好？新能源车保养调查（下）】在上期内容中，我们为大家展现了春节前与传统车型混杂在一起销售，一起售后的新能源汽车品牌售后保养情况，在探访过程中发现了车辆保养排队、维修工位混用等现象，有兴趣的读者可点击《要放一天一夜？新能源车年前保养调查》详细了...全文： m.weibo
[# # # # # car maintain every news new energy # 【 more good? New energy vehicle maintenance survey (below) 】 in the content of the previous period, we showed before the Spring Festival and the traditional models for everybody mixed together, together after the new energy automobile brand after-sales maintenance condition, found in the process of visit for vehicle maintenance, the maintenance station the phenomenon such as mixture, interested readers can click to put a day and a night? New energy car serviced survey years ago in detail... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：#电视剧内衣先生# 曝终极预告[鼓掌]能哥@王小利 一出手，就知道有没有，可是坤哥@唐鉴军 已经把脚放你肩膀上了额[doge]侯吉@来喜 这次成了大哥[酷]，看着那带铆钉镶钻的内衣，优酷君不敢脑补了[污]大年初一点，来优酷笑起来！tRRCFusP
[# # Mr Series underwear ultimate forecast [applause.] exposure to elder brother @ Wang Xiaoli at first, just know to have, but he brother @ Tang Jianjun has put the foot on your shoulder frontal doge Hou Ji @ to xi This became the eldest brother [cool], looking at the set auger underwear with rivet, youku prince did not dare to imagine [pollution] big early, to youku laughing! tRRCFusP]
新浪汽车：#老司机课堂#【爸爸看孩子系列[吃瓜]】“爸爸，我想玩山地自行车”“好的”...
[Old driver class # # [dad see children series [eat the melon]] daddy, I want to play the mountain bike good... ]
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新沐sunshine：#OPPO的红包#好运说来就来！网绿小欧 的红包中抽到了@让红包飞 提供的“财神卡【动】”，靠谱又惊喜，快来嗨抢吧！tRRpuar
[# # OPPO red envelopes to say good luck! Nets green small European red envelopes in the @ give red envelopes to fly the card [move], god of wealth, on surprise again, will quickly hey rob! tRRpuar]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
新沐sunshine：#OPPO的红包#好运说来就来！网绿小欧 的红包中抽到了@让红包飞 提供的“财神卡【动】”，靠谱又惊喜，快来嗨抢吧！tRRpuiFz
[# # OPPO red envelopes to say good luck! Nets green small European red envelopes in the @ give red envelopes to fly the card [move], god of wealth, on surprise again, will quickly hey rob! tRRpuiFz]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
新沐sunshine：#OPPO的红包#好运说来就来！网绿小欧 的红包中抽到了@会员剧好看 提供的“元联合会员”，靠谱又惊喜，快来嗨抢吧！tRRpufXN
[# # OPPO red envelopes to say good luck! Nets green small European red envelopes in the @ members play nice provide associated membership yuan, by spectrum and surprise, will quickly hey rob! tRRpufXN]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
新沐sunshine：#OPPO的红包#好运说来就来！网绿小欧 的红包中抽到了@让红包飞 提供的“财神卡【吃】”，靠谱又惊喜，快来嗨抢吧！tRRpukf
[# # OPPO red envelopes to say good luck! Nets green small European red envelopes in the @ give red envelopes to fly the card [eat] god of wealth, on surprise again, will quickly hey rob! tRRpukf]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
新沐sunshine：#OPPO的红包#好运说来就来！网绿小欧 的红包中抽到了@让红包飞 提供的“财神卡【包】”，靠谱又惊喜，快来嗨抢吧！tRRpuALQ
[# # OPPO red envelopes to say good luck! Nets green small European red envelopes in the @ give red envelopes to fly the card [bag] god of wealth, on surprise again, will quickly hey rob! tRRpuALQ]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：与人相处不会聊天，相处局促，没有朋友，以前工作的地方勾心斗角待不下去，心太累！现在家带孩子有两年，刚刚老公还与我大吵一架说不是为了孩子不想与我过了，我知道我们会好，但是这种话说了我心里会难受一辈子，本来我就容易记住这些不开心的，大吵邻居听了我也觉得抬不起头！好无...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend dont chat with people, get along with constraint, no friends, used to work place intrigue stay not bottom go to, the heart is too tired! Now home with the children for two years, just the husband also said a big fight with me and not for the children dont want to be with me, I know we will be good, but the words of my heart will be sad for a lifetime, I would be easy to remember those unhappy, big noisy neighbors heard I also feel lift head! Good no... The full text m. eibo]
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金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：我真的不知道该怎么继续这段感情，我没有办法相信他，他骗了我很多很多次，说了不再跟那个女的联系，竟然还瞒着我用别人的手机号加那女的微信……以前的事我也一直没有忘，时不时就想到真的很痛苦……一方面他说真的没有再联系了，我也不确定到底有没有，可我真的很痛苦我没办法相信...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend I really dont know how to continue this relationship, I cant believe him, he lied to me many, many times, no longer in touch with the girl, still hide from me to use other peoples phone number and the that girl WeChat... Ago I have been didnt forget, every now and then I thought really pain... On the one hand, he really didnt contact again, I am not sure is there, but I really pain I cant believe... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
青年时报：#西湖早茶#新的一年开启新的希望，新的空白承载新的梦想。拂去岁月之尘，让欢笑和泪水，爱与哀愁在心中凝成一颗厚重的晶莹的琥珀。时报祝您新年快乐！
[# # west lake tea New Year opened new hope that the new blank load new dream. Forget the years of dust, let the laughter and tears, love and sadness in the heart of a thick crystal amber. Times I wish you a happy New Year! ]
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新沐sunshine：#张艺兴的红包#好运说来就来！努力努力再努力x 的红包中抽到了@让红包飞 提供的“财神卡【红】”，靠谱又惊喜，快来嗨抢吧！tRRpHuZ
[# # lay red envelopes to say good luck! Efforts to try again in a red envelope in x @ give red envelopes to fly the card [red] god of wealth, on surprise again, will quickly hey rob! tRRpHuZ]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：老公出轨，无法接受和他一起生活，也不想放手，就想看着他左右为难，左右不舍，有这种心理扭曲的想法，怎么办？金山：嗯，有一类低智商女人，一般男人只能和他这样的过日子，因为出轨捉奸和裤裆较劲，就是这里女人最感兴趣的日子。
[# # jinshan night listen to friends a husband derailed, unacceptable and he live together, also dont want to let it go, just want to look at his dilemma, left and right sides, have this kind of psychological thoughts, how to do? Jinshan well, there is a kind of low IQ woman, man can only and his life, because cheating sex of competing and crotch, is of most interest to this woman. ]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
新沐sunshine：#沈月的红包#好运说来就来！沈月 的红包中抽到了@让红包飞 提供的“财神卡【吃】”，靠谱又惊喜，快来嗨抢吧！tRRpHLzK
[# # shen month red envelopes to say good luck! Shen in a red envelope to give red envelopes to fly @ the card [eat] god of wealth, on surprise again, will quickly hey rob! tRRpHLzK]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：在这个快乐的日子里我却怎么也高兴不起来，原因就是他出轨两年多了，我们经历了各种折腾纠结我也原谅了他了，但是每一次隔一段时间他和小三又会搞到一块去，就在十多天前说小三怀孕了，所以我决定不回他老家了，事情到处为止，我已经给自己也给他机会了，现在什么都没了，也不用固执...全文： m.weibo
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
南方都市报：【实拍长沙火车站附近小店“鬼手窃钞”：买元饮料被顺走元】长沙火车站周边小店暗藏“鬼手窃钞”把戏：花元买瓶饮料，老板娘称“钱缺了一个角”，翻顾客钱包“帮找钱”，随后包内元现金竟不翼而飞！除了常规“撕钱角”把戏，新窃术更让人瞠目结舌...tRRoqNyl 过年回家请注意！
[[film ghost hand stolen money changsha railway station store buy yuan drinks is suitable go yuan around changsha railway station shop hidden ghost hand stolen money trick flower yuan to buy a bottle of drink, wife of shop-owner said lack of money has a horn, customer wallet for change, then package yuan cash has gone! In addition to conventional tearing Angle tricks, new stolen art more stupefying... TRRoqNyl go home please pay attention to the Chinese New Year! ]
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李开复：恭贺新禧！祝您和您的家人，新春吉祥，幸福安康，欢天喜地，大吉大利！ tRRpWdcF
[Happy New Year! I wish you and your family, the New Year auspicious, happiness, happy and prosperous New Year! tRRpWdcF]
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金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：前段时间，朋友给介绍了个女孩，我很喜欢她，而且也投入了不少感情和金钱，然后昨天在.的那天，她突然不接电话，微信也不回，然后语音也不接，理由就是因为她在晚上点左右给我发语音微信语音的时候，我在和一个女同事聊天，当时那边显示占线，直到第二天也不愿意跟我通话，然后...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to friends some time ago, a friend to introduce a girl, I like her very much, and also invest a lot of money and love, and then in yesterday. That day, she suddenly dont answer the phone, micro letter is not back, and then the voice also dont pick up, reason is because she is o clock in the evening send me voice micro letter voice, Im chatting with a female colleague, there shows that the line is busy at the time, until the next day is not willing to talk with me, and... The full text m. eibo]
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薛蛮子：三更灯火五更鸡，正是男儿创业时。黑发不知勤学早，白首方悔读书迟！
大年三十飞呀飞！
[The night lights even chicken, was when business man. Black hair do not know study early, whitehead party regret reading late! < br > year fly ah fly! ]
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南方都市报：#南都陪你过年#今天除夕，对于中国人来说，这一天是重要的日子。守岁、贴春联贴年画、年夜饭，压岁钱……狗年将至，一起迎接，过大年！ [心]
[# # SMW accompany you New Years day New Years eve today, for the Chinese, this day is important day. Shou sui, stick Spring Festival couplets paste posters, eve, New Years money... The dog will come, to meet together, holidays! [heart]]
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猫扑：【年度最强“狗粮”：见面小时，第二天就结婚了！[心]】李凯在山东，彭远利在四川，因为都是摄影师，他们在网上相识。李凯说：“现在很多女孩不接地气，天天在天上飞，她种菜养鸡养猫很有意思。”他cm她cm，又相隔.公里，都不符合对方的择偶条件，却以闪电般的速度走进了婚姻殿堂。他们表...全文： m.weibo
[The annual dog food the strongest meeting hours, get married the next day! [heart]] n.syed in shandong, Peng Yuan in sichuan, because is the photographer, they met on the Internet. N.syed said now many girls not to grounding gas, flying in the sky everyday, her vegetables chicken cat is very interesting. He cm she cm apart. Km, mating conditions do not conform to each other, but came into the marriage with lightning speed. They watch... The full text m. eibo]
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金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：现在我和我女朋友交往半年了。我没有很笃定自己是否真的能和她结婚。现在她年纪也适婚了，她和她家里人准备今年订婚定下来，我是还没做好笃定的准备，当然我不想耗费她的青春。问题是：我还是没有判断好，自己是否爱她。出去见面，约会我不会排斥，相处也是舒服的。但就是没有朝思暮...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend now I and my girlfriend for half a year. I can not convince yourself whether really marry her. Now she also marriageable age, she and her family to prepare engagement decided this year, I am not ready to guaranteed, of course I dont want to take her youth. The question is I still dont good judgment, whether he love her. Go out to meet and date I wont be rejected, get along is also comfortable. But is not the sunset think... The full text m. eibo]
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汽车之家：#停车打卡# 皮卡司机教你停车和做人[doge]
[Clock # # parking pickup truck driver parking and teach you to be [doge]]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
平安北京：一幅作品献给大家，祝汪年旺旺旺[心]
[A picture to you, I wish wang in prosperous prosperous [heart]]
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新浪汽车：#出行生活#一副东北地铁里的标语[憧憬]哈哈哈真可爱呀！
[# # a northeast subway travel life signs [hope] hahaha really cute! ]
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优酷：#撩你起床#还有个小时就是新年啦，这一组国民男神，你想让谁来陪你过年[嘻嘻]快留言告诉优酷君～看看有没有和你抢“老公”的[坏笑][坏笑]
[# # liao you got up and hours is New Years day, this group of national mens god, who do you want to accompany you New Years day (hee hee) fast message tell youku jun to see if there are any and you rob husband [laugh] [laugh]]
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