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新浪新闻客户端：
【小伙辞高薪工作改行擦玻璃：不愿勾心斗角】后小伙于森毕业后，在延安市一个工地上做监理，可是只做了年他就辞职了，原因是不愿勾心斗角。辞职后选择做家政服务工作，主要给居民擦玻璃，收费低订单不断。不少业主表示：于森擦完的玻璃，干净的都看不到玻璃了.图集↓↓tRlRMY
[The higher salaries guy quit work to wipe glass unwilling to intrigue 】 guy Yu Sen after graduation, in yan an on a construction site supervision, but only do a year he resigned, is reluctant to intrigue. Choose do after resignation housekeeping service work, mainly for residents to wipe glass, low charge orders continuously. After many owner said Yu Sen wipe glass, clean all could not see the glass. Atlas of left left tRlRMY down]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

猫扑：
当狗子想出去玩时[允悲] tROlOc
[When the dog wants to go out to play [allow sad] tROlOc]

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音悦台：
这些歌手超好听的翻唱虽然没得第一，却深深抓住了我们的耳朵。绝对不输原版[来]tRlhGE
[Although these singers really cover didnt get the first, but deeply caught our ears. Never lose the original [to] tRlhGE]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass

巴曙松：
转
[turn]

金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

冷笑话精选：
最后那一头拱，太甜了吧[二哈]
[Finally the arch, too sweet ,]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

新浪汽车：
#微博交通台# 【奔驰车主逼停驾考车被拘，女学员考满分】月日，广东深圳一奔驰男司机，因横停路中央致多名进行驾考科目三的学员中断考试。男子被交警行拘日，被其直接逼停的女学员，科目三成绩满分。tRlhRy
[# # weibo communication radio [Mercedes owners forced to stop driving car was detained, female students to take an examination of full marks] month day, a Benz male drivers, shenzhen city, guangdong province, by a cross the road to more than three students interrupt the test for driving test subjects. Man has been arrested, police line is the direct force of female students, subject out of three grades. tRlhRy]

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最全面的车型数据；
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南方都市报：
【这是一条有味道的微博！村民熏腊肉引发火灾，消防员抽粪水灭火[二哈]】月日，四川巴中一村民家熏腊肉引发火灾，四合院土房被烧毁。由于火场附近水源匮乏，当地百姓吃水都很困难，最终消防引粪坑里的粪水灭了火……梨视频tRObWlb 网友：心疼万能的消防员
[This is a tasty weibo! The villagers smoked bacon fire, firefighters pumped water fire extinguishing ha] [two] month, sichuan bazhong takes a local family smoked bacon fire, courtyard solid houses destroyed. Draft due to fire near water scarcity, local people are very difficult, eventually lead fire put out the fire in the cesspit manure... Pear video tRObWlb netizen love everything firefighters]

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微博搞笑排行榜：
#过年聚会你尬吗#过年的家庭聚会简直是顶配的尬聊集锦，但来都来了，只能见招拆招，机智的胡巴教你如何用彩虹糖成功救场！用支付宝AR扫描彩虹糖产品就能召唤胡巴来救场，据说还有大奖可以拿哟~tROjWF
[# # New Years day party you embarrassed for the holiday, family reunion is a top-of-the-line highlights the conjunction of chat, but to all come, can only see the following instead of wit and teach you how to use the rainbow sugar hu rescue success! With alipay AR scanning the rainbow sugar products can call hu to rescue, it is said that there are prizes can take yo ~ tROjWF]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

猫扑：
春天到了，我闻到了恋爱的味道[喵喵][喵喵][喵喵][喵喵]@景甜叮咚！您的节气播报员上线[喵喵]
[Spring, I smelled a smell of love [meow] [meow] [meow] [meow] @ scene sweet ding-dong! Your throttle broadcasters launched [meow]]

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小野妹子学吐槽：
还有搜索任意疾病症状，也会看到“感冒了吃什么”“咳嗽了吃什么”“腹泻了吃什么”“手脚凉吃什么”“痛经了吃什么”...可以说很专一了[允悲]
[And search for any symptoms of illness, also can see caught a cold what to eat, cough eat what diarrhea to eat what hands and feet cold eat what dysmenorrhoea eat what... Can say very single-minded [allow sad]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

汽车之家：
#家家试驾评测##宝骏#【向中庸说再见试驾宝骏 .T DCT】近日推出的宝骏有望延续兄弟车型的表现，激进的外观搭配时尚的内饰造型，让它成为中国品牌紧凑型SUV中很有个性的一款产品。在此之前厂家公布了其预售价格，我们也对它进行了详细的实拍体验，今天我们就来先看看它的动态表现如何。...全文： m.weibo
[# every test evaluation # # # baojun 【 said goodbye to the doctrine of the mean Test-drive baojun. T DCT 】 recently launched baojun brother is expected to continue the performance of the model, the appearance of the radical collocation stylish interior modelling, let it become the Chinese brand in the compact SUV character of a product. Before this manufacturer unveiled its pre-sale price, we also will experience of it in detail, today lets first take a look at how the dynamic performance of it. ... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

平安北京：
【小偷你哪里跑！】近日，海淀分局北太平庄派出所民警在街面巡逻时，发现在不远的红绿灯处有三名小偷正在配合着将一位正在等红灯的事主手机从外衣侧兜偷走，但事主并没有发现手机丢了，随之见身后的民警迅速上前一个锁脖将嫌疑人按倒在地，不料小偷与民警撕扯了一下挣脱逃走，民警在后面紧追，追出近...全文： m.weibo
[Where is the thief you run! Recently, haidian sub-bureau BeiTaiPingZhuang the policemen patrol the street, found that in the near the traffic lights have three thieves is cooperating with the will be the subject of a are waiting for the red light mobile phone stolen from coat side pocket, but I did not find that cell phone is lost, then see the police quickly behind a locked down the suspect, in neck only to find the thief and the policeman a tear at the escape escape, police chasing behind, after a nearly... The full text m. eibo]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

优酷：
#看歌手来优酷#MJ这首《Earth song》许多歌手都唱过，来听听结石姐@OfficialJessieJ 和@张杰的“合唱版”，感受这首歌带来的爱与正能量[嘻嘻]
tRWFLoh
[# # the singer to youku MJ this first Earth song many singers have sung, lets listen to stone sister @ OfficialJessieJ and @ the chorus of zhang jie, feelings of love and positive energy that song (hee hee) < br > tRWFLoh]

优酷：
#锋味##邓紫棋#@GEM鄧紫棋下厨变“问题少女”，十万个为什么花式询问谢霆锋@锋味 [二哈]，笑得谢大厨直言与陈伟霆炒鸡像，现场玩起了cos秀，还对两位厨艺大（小）咖（白）的菜品进行了十分“中肯”的评价。不过，泥萌更喜欢哪个呢？
[# # # # front flavor Deng Zi chess @ GEM Deng Zi chess cook girl, hundred thousand whys fancy asked Nicholas tse @ front taste [], laughing thank chef, outspoken and William fry chicken like field played the cosine show, also in two cooking large (small) coffee (white) of the dishes were very , the purpose of evaluation. However, mud which sprout like better? ]

冷笑话精选：
#过年聚会你尬吗# “孩子，女朋友、物业了解一下！”七姑八姨还有周到达战场，准备好尬聊了吗？[并不简单]与其在红包上斗智斗勇，不如来看《捉妖记》和胡巴宝宝一起玩转“虹”包！胡巴宝宝手把手教你虹包“逗”新年的正确打开方式，拿起支付宝AR扫一扫彩虹糖虹包，召唤胡巴赢新年大奖！[吃瓜]
...全文： m.weibo
[# # New Years day party you embarrassed? girlfriend, property about, boy! Seven gu eight aunts and considerate of the battlefield, ready to full chat? [] are not simple and its wits on red envelopes, than to see the catch demon hu the baby play with the rainbow bag! Baby hu ba taught you how to rainbow package tease open the right way of the New Year, picked up the alipay AR scan rainbow rainbow sugar packets, called Mr Hu won awards in the New Year! [eat the melon] < br >... The full text m. eibo]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

青年时报：
【个容易混淆成语，你了解多少？】①参差不齐VS良莠不齐：前者形容不一致，有差别；后者指好人、坏人混杂在一起。②步履维艰VS寸步难行：前者指行走十分困难；后者比喻陷入境地，无法活动。③陈词滥调VS老生常谈：前者指陈旧而不切实际的言论；后者指平常无新意的老话。戳图↓没用对的，转发收藏！(...全文： m.weibo
[【 a confusing idioms, how much do you know? () uneven VS the good and bad are intermingled, the former described, there are differences; The latter refers to the good, the bad mixed together. () stumbled VS difficult the former refers to walk very difficult; The metaphor in a position to activities. () cliche VS a cliche the former refers to obsolete and unrealistic; Which is a common saying nothing new. Poke figure left useless right, forward collection! (... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪新闻客户端：
网友：估计北京的孩子也该存冰箱了，就等着雪下来呢[允悲]
[Netizen estimates Beijing children also should put in the fridge, just waiting for the snow down [allow sad]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小野妹子学吐槽：
不愧是我大吃国...随便搜索任意一个节气，第一个关联永远是吃什么[允悲][允悲][允悲]
[Not the kui is I eat the big... Literally search any throttle, the first link is always eat what [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌：
[赞]@老曾阿牛扇的好！
[[who] @ old had pig fan!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
@老曾阿牛这篇研究报告我最认同的一个观点是：盒马鲜生将再造一个阿里巴巴。
[@ old pig this report a point is I agree with most box Ma Xian will build a alibaba.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
@老曾阿牛@习五一[摊手]@无边-沉默[笑而不语]比军队都厉害，这意味着~~~回味悠长，省略若干字@于洋律师这算什么，人家连军产房都占得住，因为你敢动一家就是全国性乃至国际性问题，所以说不服不行。
[@ old had pig @ xi [stand hand] May Day @ - endless silence smiling without a word is much than the army, which means that ~ ~ ~ with a long finish, omit some words @ what do lawyers, the somebody else even take the room to live, because you dare to move an is a national and even international problem, so refuses to accept no.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
@老曾阿牛@林建楊是什叶派都会纪念阿舒拉日。为了缅怀阿舒拉日遭到迫害的烈士，什叶派穆斯林会穿上深色的衣服上街游行以示哀悼。有一些什叶派穆斯林的态度更是激烈。他们为了表示哀悼伤害自己的身体以致出血
[@ was pig @ Lin Jianyang shia old mark ashura day. To honor ashura, the persecution of the martyrs, shia muslims will wear dark clothes to take to the streets to show mourning. There are some shia Muslim attitude is more intense. They lamented to hurt his own body that bleeding]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
@老曾阿牛上市公司股权抵押了.万亿? 靠，太吓人了[衰][衰]
[@ old had pig listed companies equity mortgage. $? Depend, too scary [failure] [failure]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

金山夜话博主：
#金山夜话# tRWgcR
[# # jinshan night tRWgcR]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

优酷：
#脑洞换票#网友的脑洞无限大，居然集齐了一套在#支付宝买电影票更便宜#的冷兵器篇，造句还可以这样玩，开脑洞啦！[鼓掌]
[# imagination in ticket # net friends imagination is infinite, has collected a set in the # # pay treasure to buy the ticket cheaper, of a sentence can also play so, open the imagination! [applause.]]

但斌：
[赞]@老曾阿牛曾家史上两个名人：曾子和曾国藩。[赞]@股道热肠也曾文正公，万世师表！
[[who] @ old had pig had two celebrities on history zengzi and zeng guofan. [who] @ fields is good Joe had Wen Zhenggong, all teachers!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
@习五一[思考]@NMGSUN全国除新疆西藏外，汉族比例都占压倒性优势，就是西藏藏民基本都是非穆斯林，新疆汉族也占%多略低于%,这么少的穆斯林人口到底有多大的能量要强迫全国人民都吃清真食品，还要大搞入口入寺入土的特权？这里面到底有多大的清真利益让这么多人趋之若鹜？细思极恐，需要深挖
[@ xi [thinking] May Day @ NMGSUN throughout the country except Tibet, xinjiang, han proportion are overwhelmingly, is basic are Muslim, tibetans in Tibet, xinjiang han also accounted for more than % is slightly lower than %, so few Muslim population how much energy is going to make the whole nation is eat halal food, larger entrance into the temple the privilege of the grave? There how much halal interests let so many people have? Consider very fear, it is necessary to dig]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
@老曾阿牛我早就看这个告示不顺眼了，难道你们都没有注意到高贵的名族有三斤牛肉的配额?下贱的汉族呢？@任仁雄@缪宏峰伟大的祖国自改革开放后飞速发展，物质匮乏、凭票供应的时代一去不复返，成为世界第二大经济强国。但总为人正直、善良、有爱国情怀，是我投资、为人处世的学习榜样！
[@ old pig I already see the notice is not pleasing to the eye, dont you didnt notice the nobility of three pounds of beef quotas? Base of the han nationality? @ Ren Renxiong @ MiaoHongFeng great motherland rapid development since the reform and opening up, the lack of material, supply time gone by, as the worlds second largest economic power. But there is always honest, kind, patriotism, is my investment, human behavior model of learning!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
@老曾阿牛二马相争
[@ old had pig two horses]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
@老曾阿牛@来去之间转发微博
[@ old pig @ to forward between weibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
@老曾阿牛[赞]
[@ old had pig [who]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
@老曾阿牛我倒是认为孙宏斌是被骗的，谈不上演双簧。@市值风云APP 回复@爱的初印象有问题啊，事实已经证明，乐视网是造假上市。另外，乐视网上市和乐视网危机爆发贾跃亭第一次潜逃海外时，这一届证监会主席还没有上台，所以你不要这么快就暴露智商可以吗？
[@ old pig I rather think ieee distribution planning working group report.radial distribution are deceived, not looks. @ the initial impression of market value of the APP reply @ love has a problem, facts have proved that, le networks are listed. In addition, the public crisis and miniaturization le miniaturization Jia Yueting abscond abroad for the first time, this session of the securities and futures commission chairman has not power, so you can dont expose IQ so soon?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
我们在炕头上孵小鸡！@老曾阿牛我小时候见过，因为我妈妈孵小鸡、养鸡苗，然后拿去卖，一只小鸡大约赚毛钱。
[We hatched chickens on the kang! @ old pig I saw when I was young, because my mother hatch the chicken, chicken, and then take it to sell, a chicken about earning money.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
@老曾阿牛我们需要这样的回族！@韩广斌中华民族[good]@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ old had pig we need such a hui! @ Han Guangbin [good] @ forward good Joe fields is also the Chinese nation]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人