TEST BY SENRSL: Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽：
好的，记住了[ok]特此分享[ok]
[Ok, remember [ok] hereby share [ok]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪汽车：
#大爱燃擎#【流浪狗被撞亡，宠物狗玩伴守护在旁不愿走[悲伤]】月日，四川苍溪县一只流浪狗被撞死在路边，它的宠物狗玩伴一直在旁守护，不断用头触碰，想让自己的伙伴站起来。直到环卫工将流浪狗尸体收走后，宠物狗才回家。tRRetMF
[# # love with [knocked the stray dogs die, pet dog playmates guardian in the dont want to go [sad]] month, sichuan province cangxi killed a stray dog on the side of the road, its pet dog playmate, has been in the guardian, with the first touch, want their partner to stand up. Until workers will stray dogs after the bodies dumped, pet dog didnt go home. tRRetMF]

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安以轩：
謝謝 @陳嘉上Gordon 支持[羞嗒嗒] 來～就剩不到二天！我們一起[笑而不語]倒⋯[笑而不語]計⋯[笑而不語]時！年初六，獨孤般若等著你@陳嘉上Gordon[给力]@安以轩吧官方微博#安以轩# #安以轩独孤天下# 新片花来了！一身抱负一生爱恋大年初六来腾讯视频看身处南北朝的般若小姐姐抉择权与爱[憧憬]
[Thank you @ Manfred wong Gordon supportshame on clicking to less than two days ~! We [smiling without a word] fall down.. [smiling without a word] meter. [smiling without a word] when! Waiting for you in people, prajnaparamita dugu @ Manfred wong Gordon [to] @ Anns official weibo # # # Ann Ann dugu # new trailers to world! A ambition Love of my life Annual people to tencent video to see in the southern and northern dynasties prajnaparamita [hope] little sister decision power and love]

用微笑迎接每一天~😊

优酷：
#舌尖上的年##舌尖上的中国# 第三季正片已上线优酷！还是熟悉的配方，还是熟悉的味道！[太开心]散发着荞麦芳香的石锅粑粑、原汁原味的竹编蒸菜、九转大肠、煎转黄花鱼、烧椒凉粉……[馋嘴]诸多美食在解说的娓娓道来中呈现出最美味的姿态～在深夜看简直是大杀器有木有~emmm……看来明晚还是要自备零食蹲...全文： m.weibo
[# # # in the tip of the tongue on the tip of the tongue on the Chinese # in the third quarter, the positive online youku! Is familiar with the formula, is familiar with the taste of! [quite happy] sending out the stone bowl of buckwheat fragrance BaBa, original bamboo weaving round of the large intestine, Fried steamed dishes, nine yellow croaker, burn chili bean jelly... [available] a lot of food in the explanation of drawing show the most delicious attitude ~ in the middle of the night to see is have big bombshell ~ emmm... So being tomorrow evening to bring your own snacks squat down... The full text m. eibo]

微博搞笑排行榜：
预告今晚分互动题目：“喜欢一个不可能的人是什么感受”。（本条预告分钟后删除）
[Forecast tonight in interactive questions what is like an impossible feelings. (this article forecast minutes remove)]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

薛蛮子：
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

天使投资人薛蛮子商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

新沐sunshine：
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航

金山夜话博主：
#YY直播# 围观【情感-金山正在直播】，和我一起搞事情，就等你啦，上YY 陪你一起么么哒！ tRRDPEzl @YY直播
[# # YY live onlookers, emotional - jinshan is live 】【 did things together with me, will be waiting for you, with you on YY mua! TRRDPEzl @ YY live]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

汽车之家：
#晚安家人#老家马路上经常见的车型是什么？
[# # good night family home is often see cars on the road? ]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷：
正在为年后暴涨的体重发愁，@袁姗姗手写的#减肥日记# 就到啦！实用又很方便操作的瘦身利器，新的一年，一起跟着袁姗姗瘦起来[鼓掌]
[For years over the weight, # @ # SAN SAN yuan handwritten diary to! The thin body of the practical and convenient operation, the New Year, together with the SAN SAN yuan thin up [applause.]]

优酷：
#舌尖上的中国# 第三季中更酷的中国味道，来自于中国劳动人民的神操作--地坑院穿山灶。[鼓掌]一灶在手，煎炒烹煮都有～集齐七孔灶眼，就召唤出当地最具特色的十碗席，隔着屏幕都能感到味蕾的兴奋！#舌尖上的年# 正片已上线，快来大饱眼福吧[doge]tRReslL
[# # in the third quarter in China on the tip of the tongue is more cool taste, China from China working people, the god of mountain - DeKengYuan kitchen operation. [applause.] a stove in the hand, Fried cooking has collected ~ seven Kong Zao eye, it raises the most local characteristics of ten bowl, across the screen can taste buds of excited! # # on the tip of the tongue in feature has been launched, quick to glimpse the doge tRReslL]

冷笑话精选：
会玩会玩[允悲]@Liu_家豪：我居然看完了哈哈哈。真他妈牛逼哈哈哈。全程爆笑
[Will play will play [allow sad] @ Liu_ home hao I had finished watching ha ha ha. True his mama niubable ha ha ha. The entire joke]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

冷笑话精选：
扎心[二哈]@失心曉瘋子：爱过所以没办法做朋友不如相忘于江湖吧
[Heart ha] [two @ lost heart xiao madman love So cant be friends It is better to phase forget the rivers lake]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

新浪汽车：
#交通万象# 这位司机在警察面前证明自己并没有喝酒[doge]
[# # traffic all the driver in front of the police prove himself not to drink [doge]]

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但斌：
回复@蒲城刘员外[赞]@蒲城刘员外@但斌菲斯古城里边跟迷宫一样，有一大片做皮子的染缸，皮子质量不错，缝制工艺就差太多了。梅克内斯也不错
[Reply @ pucheng w @ liu w [who] @ pucheng, but Lin city like a maze, inside a large leather vats, leather of good quality, poor sewing process is too much. Meknes is good too]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
[挤眼]@罗文狮头：中国到处都是，上当了吧
[[eye] @ Roman mythology China is everywhere, cheated]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

当当李国庆：
感恩邓老爷子。历经年动乱，第三次出山不忘共产党初心，冲破重重阻力，少谈主义，实干兴邦！一心靠市场发展经济，让家富国强！tRRgwk
[Thanks deng patriarch. Mountain after years of unrest, the third time does not forget the communist party of beginners mind, to break through resistance, less talk, pragmatic development! With market economic development, lets the home rich strong! tRRgwk]

我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵

优酷：
#冬奥会#腿上打了颗钢钉重新下地行走尚需要时日，更何况恢复成高水平的运动员，并赢得冬奥会银牌：从索契到平昌，贾宗洋走过了怎样的年？那张打满了钢钉的X光片，带来的震撼怎是言语能表达的。贾宗洋，你就是冠军，你就是我们心中的王者！ #来优酷看冬奥#
tRReDpzj
[# # Olympics with her legs in a single steel pin is need to walk, let alone back to the high level athletes, and won the Olympic silver medal from sochi to pyeongchang, Jia Zongyang passed what year? Played that piece of steel nails X-ray, how is the thrill of words can express. Jia Zongyang, you are a champion, you are the king of our heart! # # to youku to see the games < br > tRReDpzj]

MIUI：
聊一聊：用一句方言证明你的家乡是哪里？
[A chat use a dialect to prove where is your hometown? ]

MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！

但斌：
参观被美国著名杂志（Traveler）评为全球最浪漫的大城市之一的九世纪的菲斯古城。人们仿佛回到了一千年前，毛驴仍是百姓主要交通工具。如果在空中俯瞰，菲斯的皮革大染坊就像是一块巨大的调色板，为古城平添一份独有的韵味。城内随处可以看到镶贴着蓝色马赛克的建筑，还有各种各样手工艺品作坊：铜盘...全文： m.weibo
[Visit the famous American magazine (Traveler) rated as one of the worlds most romantic cities of th century, the ancient city. People like back in the one thousand years ago, a donkey is still a major transportation and the people. , if in the air, big leather dyeing house is like a huge palette, as the ancient city of smooth add a unique flavor. Everywhere in the city can see set of blue Mosaic, through the building, and various crafts workshop copper plate... The full text m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

优酷：
高亭宇铜牌！高手如云的速度滑冰男子米竞争中，岁小将高亭宇虎口拔牙，意外摘铜，这也是中国男子速滑冬奥会的首枚奖牌。高亭宇创造个人最佳成绩的同时，再为中国男子速滑成就历史性突破。后生可畏，后继可期！#来优酷看冬奥##冬奥会#
tRRedyev
[Gao Ting yu bronze medal! The master as man m speed skating competition, the young age of Gao Ting yu taking the accident to pick a copper, which is Chinese man the first medal of the winter Olympics speed skating. Gao Ting yu create a personal best time at the same time, the historic breakthrough for Chinese man speed skating achievement again. Always awesome, subsequent period! # to youku to see the games # # # winter games < br > tRRedyev]

汽车之家：
#夜福利#颜值在线 WEY VV。
[# # night welfare level online appearance WEY VV. ]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

但斌：
发表了博文《转载：查理·芒格DJCO年会：放过WellsFargo，比特币是完全愚蠢的》查理·芒格DJCO年会：放过WellsFargo，比特币是完全愚蠢的Pinebase-盘贝中国tRRerQk
[Published the post reprinted Charlie munger DJCO convention pass WellsFargo, currency is completely stupid, Charlie munger DJCO convention pass WellsFargo, the currency is completely stupid Pinebase tRRerQk - plate shell China]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
[笑cry]@郑国勇：但总，这种地方白石洲就有，跑那么远干啥
[@ guo-yong zheng laugh cry, but always, a place like this baishi continent is, going so far]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

优酷：
#看歌手来优酷#@华晨宇yu 全新改编的《双截棍》，点燃了现场的观众，是否也点燃了电视机前的你呢？花花也在微博表示，很荣幸唱了周杰伦的歌曲，为两位华语乐坛的才子都打爆电话！tRRlKwL
[# see singer to youku # @ brilliance yu yu new adaptation of shuangjieao, lit the scene audience, whether also lit up in front of the TV and you? Flower flower also in micro bo said, it is my pleasure to sing the songs of jay, for both Chinese music wit ringing phone! tRRlKwL]

南方都市报：
#南都陪你过年# 、@王永香铁莲子广东雷州，兄弟们第一次合影，很有纪念的价值，在此祝福大家新年快乐，万事如意，阖家幸福。、@二黑要脚踏实地重庆石柱，妈妈的爸爸生于年[嘻嘻] 、@PINK_JASMINE 江西瑞金，大年除二大团圆，四世同堂，人。希望我的家人们都能身体健康，特别是外公外婆长命...全文： m.weibo
[# # SMW accompany you New Years day, @ Wang Yongxiang iron lotus seed the leizhou, brothers photographed for the first time, the great commemorative value, in this wish you happy New Year, wishing you and family happiness. , @ two pillars of black feet on the ground to chongqing, the mothers father was born in xi xi, @ PINK_JASMINE jiangxi ruijin, year except for two happy, four generations of people. I hope my family can be healthy, especially maternal grandparents live long... The full text m. eibo]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

优酷：
#舌尖上的年#千呼万唤始出来！#舌尖上的中国#第三季今天开播，让你们久等了！想必各路吃货都已经摩拳擦掌，想快点get这本足不出户就可以吃遍天下的“武功秘籍”了[doge]四年一剑，今日出鞘，品中国情怀，享人生百味！正（jiu）月（shi）初（jin）四（tian），来优酷品味更酷的中国味道～
[# # years sprung on the tip of the tongue! # # in the third quarter, China launched today on the tip of the tongue, let you waiting so long! Presumably swathes of all stripes have muscled, want to hurry up get this never leave home can eat all over the world the secret doge four years a sword, drawn today, Chinas feelings, enjoys the life is! Positive (jiu) at the beginning of the month (shi) (jin) four (tian), youku to taste more cool ~ Chinese taste]

新浪汽车：
#萌宠与车#【灵性猫咪深夜引路带迷路司机开出森林[喵喵]】近日，一段记录了迷路司机回家路的视频火了！一只小猫咪突然出现，时不时回头确认车子有跟上，一直把他们带到主干道上。司机表示：深夜里在不知名深山中迷路，简直太糟糕了。如果没有这只猫咪，恐怕当晚走不出那座山。 tRRaZiC ...全文： m.weibo
[# # of familiar with car 【 spiritual cat night lost the way with the driver leave the forest [meow]] recently, a recorded the driver lost the video of fire on his way home! A kitten suddenly appear, every now and then back to confirm the car have to keep up with, always took them to the main street. The driver said night got lost in the unknown mountains, its too bad. Without this cat, Im afraid I cant walk out of the mountain on the night. TRRaZiC... The full text m. eibo]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
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最丰富的汽车活动。

新沐sunshine：
没什么能把我和床分开，哪怕绿色的树影已照进窗台
[Nothing can separate me and bed, even if the green shadow has been in the window]

凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航

顶尖设计：
我包了一个韭菜虾仁的狗
[I pack a leek shrimp dog]

职业搬砖，业余设计。

优酷：
章丘铁锅 #舌尖上的年##舌尖上的中国#第三季中的神器章丘铁锅你get了么？[并不简单]历经十二道工序，再过十八遍火候，一千度高温锤炼，经受三万六千次锻打，直到锅如明镜。[鼓掌]这就是章丘铁锅的炼造过程，美味的产生从来离不开专业的器用，有温度的器用是美食真正的摇篮，一口锅，万种味，这才是美...全文： m.weibo
[Chapter grave POTS on the # # # in the tip of the tongue on the tip of the tongue of China # in the third quarter of the artifact chapter grave POTS you get it? Is not a simple after working procedure, eighteen unfinished, again a red hot temper, through forging thirty-six thousand times, until the pot like mirrors. [applause.] this is chapter grave POTS of smelting process, delicious have never leave the professional USES, with temperature is used is the cradle of food really, kettle, ten thousand kinds of flavor, this is beautiful... The full text m. eibo]

Autobeta汽车杂志：
史上最全汽车保养周期表，俗称S店防骗宝典，你值得一看！tRRSHJvw
[Most complete history of auto maintenance periodic table, commonly known as S shop fraud prevention treasure dian, you are worth a look! tRRSHJvw]

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