#小野妹子学吐槽的红包#有钱就是任性！我往红包里塞了现金，能不能抢到就要看你们对我是不是死心塌地啦！tRRTgvu
[# # ono sister learn fun red envelope money is capricious! I stuffed in red envelopes of cash, I can grab that depends on you is be dead set to me! tRRTgvu]
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冷笑话精选：致敬春晚还坚守岗位的各位！
[Salute Spring Festival gala is to hold you!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：年后A股会继续慢牛🐂@和谐号a股用自杀的方式把美股拉下了水，可最后美股只是呛了几口水，a股却死了[挖鼻]@但斌回复@沛你这是乌鸦嘴啊！[哈哈][笑cry]@沛我们休市他们开涨，等我们开市，他们就开始跌了[允悲]
[年后A股会继续慢牛🐂@和谐号a股用自杀的方式把美股拉下了水，可最后美股只是呛了几口水，a股却死了[挖鼻]@但斌回复@沛你这是乌鸦嘴啊！ [ha ha] [laugh cry] @ levon we closed them to open up, and we opened, they began to fell [allow sad]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：回复@清风伴吉祥[心][鲜花][作揖]@清风伴吉祥祝但总身体健康，阖家幸福，投资顺意。祝东方港湾业绩长红，更上一层楼。@但斌@但斌回复@沛你这是乌鸦嘴啊！[哈哈][笑cry]@沛我们休市他们开涨，等我们开市，他们就开始跌了[允悲]
[Reply @ the wind with auspicious [heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ the wind with auspicious wish but always healthy body, a happy family, the investment goes well. I wish long red eastern bay performance, to the next level. @ reply but bin @ but bin @ pei you this is the crow mouth! [ha ha] [laugh cry] @ levon we closed them to open up, and we opened, they began to fell [allow sad]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新沐sunshine：#让红包飞# 刷刷刷！微博红包雨来袭~ 我用超的手速抢到了财神卡【吃】惊喜好礼！红包雨每场限时开启半小时，速速到微博首页深度下拉开抢吧～好运哦～
[# # let red fly brush brush! Weibo red rain hit ~ I use super quick hands grabbed the god of wealth card [eat] surprise gifts! Red rain every time open half an hour to hasten to weibo page depth under open ~ ~ good luck]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
新沐sunshine：#让红包飞# 刷刷刷！微博红包雨来袭~ 我用超的手速抢到了财神卡【红】、财神卡【红】等惊喜好礼！红包雨每场限时开启半小时，速速到微博首页深度下拉开抢吧～好运哦～
[# # let red fly brush brush! Weibo red rain hit ~ I use super quick hands grabbed the god of wealth on the [red] [red], the god of wealth of the card and surprise gifts! Red rain every time open half an hour to hasten to weibo page depth under open ~ ~ good luck]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
新沐sunshine：#让红包飞# 刷刷刷！微博红包雨来袭~ 我用超的手速抢到了财神卡【行】、财神卡【动】等惊喜好礼！红包雨每场限时开启半小时，速速到微博首页深度下拉开抢吧～好运哦～
[# # let red fly brush brush! Weibo red rain hit ~ I use super quick hands grabbed the god of wealth card card [move] [do], god of wealth, such as surprise gifts! Red rain every time open half an hour to hasten to weibo page depth under open ~ ~ good luck]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
冷笑话精选：值得尊敬！@大神说对@一条吹泡泡的咸鱼感觉没听到这句话都不算看了春晚@-叫我小祺阿：我想死你们啦！
[Worthy of respect! @ great god said to @ a blowing bubbles salted fish didnt hear this sentence is not watched Spring Festival gala @ - call me small kei o I want to die you!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小野妹子学吐槽：#春晚# 小三只为你点赞哦[good][good][good]👏👏👏
[#春晚# 小三只为你点赞哦[good][good][good]👏👏👏 ]
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青年时报：【春晚变吐槽大会，李思思那英的眉毛赢了，王菲的手套哭了】狗年春晚如约而至，开播前周杰伦重回春晚舞台、王菲那英年后同台等节目就吊足观众胃口。不过，目前春晚播出近一半，最抢镜的却是主持人李思思的浓密眉毛和王菲的手套.......tRRTpYw
[The Spring Festival gala poking fun at the conference, sisi na yings eyebrows won, faye wong gloves crying 】 the dog gala keep to jay back before the Spring Festival gala stage, wang na ying later stage show is appetizing audience appetite. However, the Spring Festival gala broadcast nearly half, the mirror is host sisi thick eyebrows and faye wongs gloves... tRRTpYw]
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小野妹子学吐槽：看春晚视频，能把魅蓝手机赢回家？这也太简单了，你们也快去参加活动！我截的非常喜庆了！台魅蓝手机我来了！！#魅蓝陪你看春晚#@魅蓝手机 tRRTiN @魅蓝手机爱的提醒：待会在tRRTCDa看春晚直播，看到「魅蓝」出现记得截图哦， 台魅蓝手机等你拿！#魅蓝陪你看春晚#
[Watch Spring Festival gala video, can put the spirits blue phone home win? This is too simple, you also go to participate in activities! I cut very happy! Cell phone me spirits blue!! # incarnate blue accompany you watch the gala # @ spirits blue remind mobile phones tRRTiN @ spirits blue love will live on tRRTCDa watch Spring Festival gala, see spirits blue remember screenshots oh, cell phone waiting for you to take spirits blue! # your spirits blue # gala]
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平安北京：#我在岗位上#【除夕夜的平安相伴】丰台消防支队发动群防群治力量对重点部位进行看护，并对烟花爆竹禁放进行宣传教育，丰台劝导队又发挥作用喽。[嘻嘻]
[# I in post # fengtai fire detachment on New Years eve and the peace of concomitant 】 【 launch materialize strength to care of key parts, and the fireworks banned propaganda education, fengtai persuasion team and play a role. [xi xi]]
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青年时报：【春晚流行色出炉，王菲紫！“洗碗手套”、春晚同款已上线！】春晚播到一半，流行色已出炉！王菲的淡紫色仙女裙刷屏，淡紫将成为今年的流行色哦！更多春晚同款也被网友扒出，江疏影、景甜同款连衣裙几分钟内有了某宝同款！跟着小编继续看春晚扒同款！tRRTTNZ
[The Spring Festival gala fashion colour, Wang Feizi! dishwashing gloves, Spring Festival gala has a particular online!] Spring Festival gala broadcast to a half, fashion colour has come! Wangs lavender fairy skirt refresh, Dan zi will be in fashion this year! More gala with money by netizens also pulled out, river dredging, sweet scene with dresses for a few minutes in a treasure with money! With small make up to watch the gala steak with money! tRRTTNZ]
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小野妹子学吐槽：#春晚# 刚才介绍的这位老人，全国敬业模范黄旭华，广东汕尾人，中国核潜艇之父，交大毕业，苏联深造，回国后在一穷二白的基础上研制出我们自己的大国重器，研制过程甚至比美国还快两年！年间，黄先生为工作保密需要，隐姓埋名，家人在他晚年才知道他竟是民族英雄！真正的男神！为他点赞！
[# # gala just introduce the old man, a national model dedicated xu-hua huang, born in shanwei, guangdong province, the father of a Chinese nuclear submarine, jiaotong university graduates, the Soviet union, back home in the poor was developed on the basis of our own power jack, development process and even faster than the United States for two years! Years, Mr Huang secret for work need, anonymity, the family didnt know he was a national hero in his old age! The real man god! For him the praise! ]
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金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：我和男朋在一起年了。最近因为他一次晚上喝多了没回家。我第二天报复性的和闺蜜出去玩也一晚没回家。然后就在昨天我们都在家里了。他在客厅抽了包烟，然后走到卧室来说要和我分手。他说我们两个性格太不合了。很坚决的要和我分手。我突然觉得他变了一个人，不管我怎么挽留他都不为所...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend I and male friend in years. Because his latest drink many didnt come home at night. The second day I revenge and girlfriends go out to play also didnt come home for the night. Then we are at home yesterday. A packet of cigarettes he smokes in the living room, and then walked to the bedroom to break up with me. He said we two character not too much. Very determined to break up with me. I suddenly feel he changed a person, no matter how much I entreated him not to... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
优酷：黄渤 陈伟霆 张艺兴 最好的舞台#粘在一起才是年# “人山人海，一起喝彩，感受我的爱！最好的舞台，就是现在，跟上这节拍” @黄渤 @William威廉陈伟霆 张艺兴@努力努力再努力x 一首《最好的舞台》唱出心跳节奏，春晚有你们在，就是最好的舞台！#看春晚上优酷#直播通道tRRlxzWU ...全文： m.weibo
[Huang Bo William Lay # # glued together is in the best stage people mountain people sea, cheer together, feel my love! The best stage, it is now, keep up with the rhythm @ Huang Bo @ William William William Lay @ efforts to try again a x the best stage to sing the heart rhythm, Spring Festival gala has you in, is the best stage! Youku # # to see spring night broadcast channel tRRlxzWU... The full text m. eibo]
小野妹子学吐槽：C位不是白站的哦@我没发型了：黄渤混在张艺兴和陈伟霆中间，突然感觉他也帅出天际了[doge]
[C an not oh @ I dont have hair white stand Huang Bo mixed in zhang yi period William middle, suddenly feel he is looking out of the sky [doge]]
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优酷：言承旭新发型 龙的传人#粘在一起才是年# @黄晓明 @钟汉良 @言承旭Jerry 夏利奥齐聚春晚舞台，两岸三地血脉相连共唱《龙的传人》，唱出了中华儿女心中的自豪！#看春晚上优酷#直播通道tRRlxzWU tRRTIoFd
[Jerrys new hairstyle descendants of the dragon # # @ huang xiaoming together is years @ orea @ Jerry Jerry Julio gathered in stage, connected by the mainland, Hong Kong and Taiwan and sang descendants of the dragon, sing the hearts of the Chinese nation proud! Youku # # to see spring night live channel tRRlxzWU tRRTIoFd]
但斌：回复@沛你这是乌鸦嘴啊！[哈哈][笑cry]@沛我们休市他们开涨，等我们开市，他们就开始跌了[允悲]
[Reply @ pei you this is the crow mouth! [ha ha] [laugh cry] @ levon we closed them to open up, and we opened, they began to fell [allow sad]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽：#春晚# 啊啊啊啊啊张艺兴陈伟霆都太帅了！！本来靠颜值就可以吃饭还这么会跳！！不愧是你们的老公！！[爱你][爱你][爱你]
[# # gala agghh ah lay William is too handsome!!!!! Originally by appearance level can also so will jump!! Not the kui is your husband!!!!! Love you love you [] [] [] love you]
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金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：我跟我认识了半年的女朋友吵架了，原因是她爸妈嫌弃我条件不好给她安排了相亲，现在我一直想当面跟她爸妈去沟通，都被她拒绝了。最近对我态度开始没之前那么热情了，情人节我发了红包给她她没收，今天我又想去她家把礼物送给她（但是我不知道地址），就去派出所随口问了下，没想到...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend I met half a years girlfriend had a fight with me, the reason is that her parents abandon my condition is not good for her to arrange a blind date, now Ive always wanted to go with her parents face to face communication, was she refused. Before you start not so enthusiastic attitude to me recently, valentines day I send her a red envelope she confiscated, today I want to go to her home to send gifts to her again, but I dont know the address), went to police station freely asked, did not think of... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
优酷：年春逢新喜，舞出属于你的幸福~#这就是街舞#这！就是新春，#韩庚#@韩庚 队长的爱情好运，分你一份哦~新的一年，早日找到一个可“爱”的ta！
[In spring every New Year, dancing belong to your happiness ~ # this is the street # this! # @ # is the New Year, han geng han geng captain love good luck, points you a ~ in the New Year, as soon as possible to find a can love ta! ]
汽车之家：#晚安家人#此时此刻你在做什么？在微博下方评论，或者发图，随机抽取名中奖用户，获得汽车之家精美礼品一份哦。
[# # good night family at this moment what are you doing? In weibo comment below, or send figure, a random sample of winning customer, get a car home of exquisite gift oh. ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
百度网盘：新年即将到来，百度网盘祝所有小伙伴新春快乐，狗年事业旺旺旺、家庭旺旺旺，新的一年，继续#让美好永远陪伴#[笑哈哈]
[New Year is coming, baidu cloud wish all friends happy New Year, business prosperous prosperous year of dog, the family prosperous, the New Year, continue to # # let beautiful forever [laugh]]
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但斌：美股继续强势上涨，中概股更强！希望春节期间美股有更好表现，让狗年的A股来一个热烈的开门红！[心][鲜花]
[Strong U.S. stocks continue to rise, will share the more strong! Hope to U.S. stocks has A better performance during the Spring Festival, let the dog of A shares to A warm start! [heart] [a flower]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽：#QQ星带你与春晚面对面#新的一年，孩子也在成长也在不断给父母惊喜，有什么瞬间是让你觉得孩子真的长大了，很惊喜的时候？ 什么是人小鬼大，谁是爱喝QQ星的娃。一起看看秦海璐从春晚舞台下场后对孩子成长的祝愿吧~tRRYuPDR
[Star with you face to face with Spring Festival gala # # QQ in the New Year, children are also constantly surprise to parents, what is the moment is to let you feel the child really grow up, very surprise? What is a little big, who is like QQ star Eva. See qin hailu from behind the stage all end together wishes ~ tRRYuPDR on children growth]
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一只不会说话的蘑菇：大概是春晚太无聊 新年快乐呀
[Is probably happy New Year, Spring Festival gala is too boring]
外向的孤独患者 有何不可 😶
优酷：成龙吴京 中国#粘在一起才是年#大哥@成龙 和@吳京 在春晚上带来的歌曲《中国》“你有一个梦，我有一个梦，编织一个中国梦”铿锵有力的歌声，热血澎湃的歌词，童鞋们有没有很激动呢？#看春晚上优酷#直播通道tRRlxzWU tRRTqu
[Jackie chan wu China # # glued together is years eldest brother @ Jackie chan and @ wujing brings song Chinese in the spring night you have a dream, I have a dream, to weave a dream of China powerful song and passionate about lyrics, favorite have excited? Youku # # to see spring night live channel tRRlxzWU tRRTqu]
但斌：熟悉的歌声——龙的传人
[The familiar song, descendants of the dragon]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
金山夜话博主：#YY直播# 围观【她为什么失恋啦？】，和我一起搞事情，就等你啦，上YY 陪你一起么么哒！ tRRTqUk @YY直播
[# # YY live onlookers 【 why she brokenhearted? , and I did things together, will be waiting for you, with you on YY mua! TRRTqUk @ YY live]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
优酷：年年岁岁花相似，岁岁年年人不同。伴着大街小巷渐浓的年味，优酷独播剧#飞虎之潜行极战#马上就要和大家见面啦！在此飞虎全体成员祝大家春节旺气到，狗年福运来，阖家幸福安康!飞虎出击，敬请期待！@WeareMiu苗僑偉戚美珍 @黄宗泽 @Ron吳卓羲 @張兆輝 @王敏德MichaelWong @吴岱融HUGO @梁烈唯 ...全文： m.weibo
[Each New Year flower similar, but each person is different every year. With streets gradually thick, youku # # of the flying tigers run play stealth war extremely and meet you soon! All the members of the flying tigers here I wish you all a prosperous gas to the Spring Festival, happy year of dog, a happy family! The flying tigers, stay tuned! @ @ WeareMiu miao qiao wei qi mei bosco @ Ron Roy @ Eddie cheung @ Michael wong Michael wong @ Wu Dai melt HUGO @, lovelorn... The full text m. eibo]
微博汽车：上微博，聊#春晚#，全球华人累计#中国赞#已超亿，为所有人点个大大的中国赞！tRRTAiX
[# # gala on weibo, chat, global Chinese cumulative # China # has chaoyi, point to be all things to all people a huge praise in China! tRRTAiX]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
李冰冰：分享我的故事 tRRTaf
[Share my story tRRTaf]
平安北京：#我在岗位上# 每年的禁放工作都始于动员部署会，今年是禁放新规实施的第一年，各项工作更是要交待清楚，措施更要落实到位。 tRJhoKmy tRRTUDQ
[Each year in post # # I banned work began to mobilize the deployment, this year is forbidden setting new rules in the first year of implementation, the work is to be clear, measures put in place. TRJhoKmy tRRTUDQ]
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新沐sunshine：#让红包飞# 刷刷刷！微博红包雨来袭~ 我用超的手速抢到了财神卡【包】惊喜好礼！红包雨每场限时开启半小时，速速到微博首页深度下拉开抢吧～好运哦～
[# # let red fly brush brush! Weibo red rain hit ~ I use super quick hands grabbed the god of wealth card 【 package 】 surprise gifts! Red rain every time open half an hour to hasten to weibo page depth under open ~ ~ good luck]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
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