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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【浴室女性服务员财物失窃嫌疑人竟是旬老汉】近日，扬州一家浴室遭窃，民警经过侦查后，发现窃贼是一名旬老汉。据工作人员回忆，这个人是各大浴室的常客，平时很喜欢跟浴室女服务员聊天，可能是个光棍↓↓被抓后，男子坦露，盗窃是因对女服务员提出非分要求被拒↓↓tRpDzr
[The bathroom female attendant property theft suspect was observed on the old man 】 recently, yangzhou a bathroom stolen, after investigation, police found that the aim of the thief is one of the old man. According to the staff memories, this man was a frequent visitor to the bathroom, like chatting with bathroom waitress at ordinary times, can be a single left left after being caught, revealing the man theft because the waitress asks cockiness rejection left left tRpDzr down]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

冷笑话精选：
必须的[二哈]@苏包包包包包包：对，我得是特别的
[Must be two ha] [@ Sue bag bag bag yes, I have to is special]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

但斌：
回复@托雷多的荣耀历经苍砺，勘破尘烟;废都旧尘，绝尘燕廓;赤子之心，淬瀝極騖[心][鲜花]@托雷多的荣耀别给这些喷子一般见识，他们生活在美国梦里，虽然一天国也没出过，但不妨碍他们跪下来叫美国人爸爸！@但斌回复@鬼刀我在秦城监狱的时候，你在哪里？[怒][怒][怒]
[Reply @ Toledo glory through pale and can be broken to dust; Fei old dust, white yan profile; Pure heart, quenching drain then [heart] [flowers] @ the glory of Toledo, dont give these spray general knowledge, they are living in the dream, although countries didnt also had a day, but not hinder them knelt down American dad! @ but bin reply @ ghost dao when I was in qincheng prison, where are you? [anger] [anger] [anger]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
@牛言牛人改革开放后，一直在进步中肯点。@但斌[作揖][赞][鲜花]@若嘉V我认为，对于现今中国，应该承认取得的成绩，否则，就是失去了基本判断力。支持但总[赞]@但斌回复@鬼刀侮辱自己祖国的人，我都视其为垃圾，你个垃圾！[怒][怒][怒]
[@ cattle cattle people after the reform and opening up, but it has been in progress to the point. @ but bin [bowing] [who] [flowers] @ if jia V, I think, for the present, China should admit the achievements, otherwise, is lost the basic judgment. Support but always [who] @ but bin reply @ ghost dao insulted his own country, I regard it as junk, you are a rubbish! [anger] [anger] [anger]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

汽车之家：
#晚安家人# 最近比较关注的一台车是_______？
[# # good night family more attention recently... is a car? ]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

但斌：
回复@鬼刀我在秦城监狱的时候，你在哪里？[怒][怒][怒]@鬼刀回复@但斌我是个真诚有良知的垃圾，蛋是个洋垃圾。可耻只会唱赞歌臭蛋[吐][吐][吐][吐][吐]
[Reply @ ghost dao when I was in qincheng prison, where are you? [anger] [anger] [anger] @ ghost dao reply @ but bin I am a sincere with a conscience, the egg is a garbage. Shame can only sing praises the smelly egg [spitting] [spitting] [spitting] [spitting] [spitting]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
《立春》
我以春的形态回溯到
你最初的模样
这生与死的循环
在你周围弥漫开来
被你的阳光切割成两半
一半是冬天，一半是春天

留下冬天里的故事
教会我离苦得乐的生活
人生的镜子里
呈现着万物春光的世界
一生受用的立春
从经卷上展现万物重生的欢喜

立春是我生命的开始
也是我从一个轮回要到达的地方...全文： m.weibo
[Spring I am back in the spring form to your original shape the cycle of life and death this is spreading around you your sun cut into two half is in the winter, spring is half leave the story of the church in in the winter I gain happiness in life in the mirror of life on the world of all things spring leaves of spring begins life show its rebirth joy from the books spring is the beginning of my life I also from one cycle to reach... The full text m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
[作揖][赞][鲜花]@若嘉V我认为，对于现今中国，应该承认取得的成绩，否则，就是失去了基本判断力。支持但总[赞]@但斌回复@鬼刀侮辱自己祖国的人，我都视其为垃圾，你个垃圾！[怒][怒][怒]@鬼刀但是个滑滑的蛋，会拍马屁的蛋[吐][吐][吐][吐][弱][弱][弱][弱]
[[bowing] [who] [flowers] @ if jia V, I think, for todays China, should be acknowledged achievements, otherwise, is lost the basic judgment. Support but always [who] @ but bin reply @ ghost dao insulted his own country, I regard it as junk, you are a rubbish! [anger] [anger] [anger] @ ghost dao but a slippery eggs, flattering eggs [spitting] [spitting] [spitting] [spitting] [] [] [] []]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
回复@用户[作揖][赞]@用户作为后真觉得祖国的伟大与艰辛的付出，年辍学出来到现在深深体会到祖国的伟大变化，中国人真的了不起。[赞][赞][心][心]
[Reply @ users [bowing] [who] @ as after really feel the greatness of the motherland and hard efforts, in school up to now deeply realized the great change of the motherland, the Chinese really great. [who] [who] [heart] [heart]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

南方都市报：
【人美声甜！后卖鱼西施走红：苦，累，但充实一点也挺好】近日，一位苏州卖鱼姑娘的视频在网上火了起来。因为人长得美，又特别勤快，被网友称为卖鱼西施。姑娘名叫娟子，年出生，今年只有岁。一下就拎起十几斤重的鱼，她说：“是挺辛苦挺累，但也很充实！”梨视频tRSRBuu
[【 people selling fish after bel canto sweet! Xi shi hits bitter, tired, but fulfilling a bit fine 】 recently, a suzhou selling fish girl video fire up on the Internet. Because people look beautiful, very hard-working, netizens called fishs beauty. Learn at school girl named, was born, only years old this year. Just picked up more than ten catties of fish, she said is very hard very tired, but also very fulfilling! Pear video tRSRBuu]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

但斌：
回复@李无辜全世界最古老的家企业，酒类公司占据了家，没知识很可怕！[伤心]@李无辜吹嘘年真的过分了，既没有知识也没有常识。@但斌茅台的工艺已经多年，再存续千年的概率很大！
[Reply @ li innocent the worlds oldest companies, liquor company occupy the home, have no knowledge is terrible! [sad] @ li innocent boasting years really too much, neither knowledge nor knowledge. @ but bin maotai technology has for many years, and then the probability of surviving one thousand very big!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
回复@鬼刀侮辱自己祖国的人，我都视其为垃圾，你个垃圾！[怒][怒][怒]@鬼刀但是个滑滑的蛋，会拍马屁的蛋[吐][吐][吐][吐][弱][弱][弱][弱]
[Reply @ ghost dao insulted his own country, I regard it as junk, you are a rubbish! [anger] [anger] [anger] @ ghost dao but a slippery eggs, flattering eggs [spitting] [spitting] [spitting] [spitting] [] [] [] []]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

ZAKER：
#深夜ZAKER# 一朵花的凋零荒芜不了整个春天，一次挫折也荒废不了整个人生。
[# late-night ZAKER# flower fade the whole barren spring, a setback and waste is not the whole life. ]

传递价值资讯：myzaker

新浪汽车：
#交通万象#【男子造“坦克”改装“敞篷车” 上路直播被抓个正着[doge]】广西金秀县，一名男子花两个多月造“坦克”并在网上直播。不久，他又购来一辆报废车，改装成“敞篷车”上路兜风，路过交警大队办公点时被逮个正着。tRCwaNA
[# # transport phenomena (man made modified live convertible on the road of tank was caught [doge]] jinxiu county of guangxi county, a man who spent more than two months to build tank and live on the Internet. Before long, he has a scrap car, converted into a convertible for a ride on the road, the traffic police brigade chief on being caught. tRCwaNA]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

但斌：
[心][作揖][干杯][鲜花][鲜花][鲜花]@北宇星珩@任仁雄好公司会有惊喜，差公司只有惊吓。[赞][鲜花]
[[heart] [bowing] [drink] [flowers] [flowers] [flowers] @ north yu xing plover @ Ren Renxiong good company will be a surprise, only bad company. [who] [flowers]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选：
emmmm…@几山原依水妈呀@屌絲打分蜻蜓隊長[汗][汗][汗]@叫皇阿玛：小雅妈妈说的这句话：人越缺什么就越炫耀什么，形容自己很不错。
[Emmmm... @ the original in accordance with the water a few mountain mama ah @ prick silk dragonfly captain who [Mr Khan] [Mr Khan] [Mr Khan] @ called huang armagh, lesser mother said this sentence the lack of what is to show off what the man, described himself very well.]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小野妹子学吐槽：
岛国画手avogado的系列插画，用象征的手法，展现出当代都市中青年的敏感与焦虑...细细看完，似乎每一幅都可以感同身受[跪了]
[Island hand painting avogado series of illustrations, with the technique of symbol, show the sensitive of contemporary urban youth and anxiety... Read carefully, it seems that each can empathy] [kneeling]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新沐sunshine：
分享自人民日报：盼望着,盼望着,东风来了,春天的脚步近了tRpYMyM
[Share since the Peoples Daily looking forward to, looking forward to, east wind comes, the spring footsteps get close tRpYMyM]

凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航

但斌：
[赞][心][作揖]@君众咨询邓学君：共同祝福[心]
[[who] [heart] [bowing] @ jun the consulting Deng Xuejun common blessing [heart]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
[作揖][赞][心]@时间的玫瑰：中国只有两个公司可以持有年贵州茅台和长江电力
[[bowing] [who] [heart] @ the time of the roses only two Chinese companies can be held in guizhou maotai and Yangtze power]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
[心][鲜花]@立夏有约：但总也热爱体育啊[赞][赞][赞]
[[heart] [a flower] of summer @ around but also love sports [who] [who] [who]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
茅台的工艺已经多年，再存续千年的概率很大！@farmer：但总，茅台活一千年是不可能的。一千年后，中国人基本消失。不用一千年，年后中国人大概只有几千万，支撑不起茅台的消费量，茅台倒闭。更大的可能是年后中国人被迫皈依伊斯兰教，茅台公司被捣鼓，就像巴米扬大佛一样，成为历史。
[Maotai technology has for many years, and then the probability of surviving one thousand very big! @ farmer but, maotai it is impossible to live for one thousand years. After one thousand, the Chinese basic disappear. Perhaps only tens of millions of Chinese people dont have to in one thousand, years later, cant afford to support consumption of maotai, maotai. More may be years before the Chinese were forced to convert to Islam, maotai company was crunching, like bamiyan Buddha, become a thing of the past.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
回复@Dora时光机[作揖][赞][心][鲜花][鲜花][鲜花]@Dora时光机茅台至今已经有多年历史，千年也不是很夸张啊@但斌回复@打假猎手[挤眼][挤眼][挤眼]@打假猎手茅台存活一千年？一千年江山都改几个了！马云也只给订个目标年。你自大到是火星人了！
[Reply @ Dora time machine [bowing] [who] [heart] [flowers] [flowers] [flowers] @ Dora time machine maotai has been years of history, also is not very exaggerated @ one thousand but bin reply @ anti-counterfeiting hunter [eye] [eye] [eye] @ anti-counterfeiting hunter maotai live one thousand years? Jiangshan is changed a few one thousand! Mr Ma also only to make a goal. Is your ego to the martians!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
回复@波[哈哈][笑cry]@波最近媒体的一些观点我并不赞同，例如两茅台酒可以买一克黄金、万亿的市值抵了半个贵州省的GDP等等，”李保芳澄清道，“市值与GDP和市值是一回事吗？它在GDP上是风马牛不相及的两个指标。”@但斌回复@打假猎手[挤眼][挤眼][挤眼]
[Reply @ [ha ha] [laugh cry] @ wave media recently I did not agree with some of the views, such as two maotai can buy a gram of gold, the $value on the half of guizhou provinces GDP, and so on, Li Baofang clarified, market value and the value of GDP and it is one thing? It is goes on GDP and the two indicators. @ but bin reply @ anti-counterfeiting hunter [eye] [eye] [eye]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
回复@字希望[心][鲜花][作揖]@字希望老师挎着你们的胳膊笑容满面，以学生为傲的神情足以说明你们真的很优秀。@但斌回复@浪子[心][鲜花][作揖]@浪子看斌哥面相就是属于宅心仁厚之人，一点董事长架子都没有，而且穿着也是很朴素@但斌
[Hope reply @ word [heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ word hope you arm slung over one teacher smiling, proud of the students look enough to show you is really very good. @ reply but bin @ prodigal [heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ prodigal see bin brother faces is curtilage heart very kind man, no chairman shelves, and wearing also is very simple @ but bin]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
回复@岁月长河[哈哈][笑cry]@岁月长河回复@打假猎手百年之后你一定不在，茅台肯定在！
[Reply @ chain-smoking [ha ha] [laugh cry] @ chain-smoking reply @ anti-counterfeiting hunter after one hundred, you must not, maotai is certainly!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

Hello--許小姐：
我在厨房关着门开着水龙头刷着碗都听见娃在哭，跑到屋里一看，娃爸打着呼噜睡的纹丝不动，娃在一旁哇哇大哭，要爸爸有什么用？有什么用？[怒][怒] tRWJJC
[I closed the door open in the kitchen faucet to brush a bowl of Eva is heard crying, ran to the house, her father in the still of snoring sleep, baby crying in a side, want to dad? Whats the use? TRWJJC [anger] [anger]]

但斌：
祝福伟大的祖国，中国一直在进步[心][鲜花][作揖]
[Blessing of the great motherland, China has been in progress [heart] [flowers] [bowing]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
回看勇士对国王，精彩！[心][鲜花][作揖]
[Back to see the warriors to the king, wonderful! [heart] [flowers] [bowing]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

优酷：
华晨宇唱完要吃冰淇淋花花就是这样一个才华横溢的小吃货！不就是冰淇淋吗？优酷君给你买~吃完要唱歌给我们听哦[鼓掌] #看歌手来优酷#
[The brilliance finish to eat ice cream Flower is such a talented little version! Is it not ice cream? Youku jun to buy you eat ~ want to sing to us [applause.] # # the singer to youku]

小野妹子学吐槽：
#双城一味带爱回家#大概所有你不回家的日子里，父母都是安慰自己“过年总会回来的”，大概临近过年那几天，父母脑海里已经把你爱吃的饭菜都列了个遍，不敢说千言万语怕打扰到你，说了千言万语也只不过是希望听到你说一句“回家吃饭”。如果是我，我会回家，带着我们小冷柜@美的冷柜 ~ ...全文： m.weibo
[# # the twins blindly take love home probably all days you dont go home, the parents are comfort myself New Years day will always come back, probably near the Chinese New Year that a few days, parents mind already put your love to eat the food are listed, dare not say afraid bother you, can say the words also just want to hear you say home for dinner. If I were you, I would go home, with our small freezers @ beauty of air-conditioner ~... The full text m. eibo]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【江苏一面包车落水一男一女殒命遗体封在冰面下】日，江苏一池塘水面上漂着一辆车，在结冰的水面下，隐约能看见一名男子的头顶。男子被拉上岸时，已经没有生命体征。围观群众表示，从男子的形态看，他在落水后应该是奋力游向岸边，无奈天气太冷，体力不支，没能爬上来↓↓tRpREun
[【 a minivan fell down a man and a woman was killed in jiangsu body seal 】 under the ice, jiangsu a pond floated on the surface of the water with a car, under the icy surface, ambiguously can see a mans head. Man is the shore, there is no signs of life. Spectators, said from the mans form, he should be struggling to swim to the shore after the water, but its too cold, exhaustion, failed to climb left left tRpREun]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

玩转instagram：
草莓冰淇淋[馋嘴]
[Strawberry ice cream [available]]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）

新沐sunshine：
本期最爱❤️@奇葩说官方微博#奇葩大会# 一个在异国监狱里，只有一个小小窗口的牢房里，唱昆曲的小伙子。这画面一旦产生，就很难忘记。[心]
[This love ❤ ️ @ wonderful work said the official weibo # # science conference a prison in another country, only a small window to prison cell, singing kunqu guy. This picture once produced, it is difficult to forget. [heart]]

凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航