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南方都市报：
    【快递员不满因双早上班 肆意暴力踢件】月日，江苏盐城亭湖区一韵达快递服务部，两快递员因不满双提前上班，便“自导自演”了一出暴力踢快递的视频。目前韵达快递已报警，并表示会追究两人法律责任。澎湃新闻tRjZVjeJ ​
[【 express dissatisfaction for double work play a wanton violence 】 early February nd, jiangsu yancheng pavilion lakes a YunDa Courier service, and two Courier because of dissatisfaction with the double work in advance, then homing from a violent play video delivery. Currently YunDa express has alarm, and said will be investigated for legal responsibility. Two people Surging news tRjZVjeJ]

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小野妹子学吐槽：
    碧玉之瓶@诗人刺：阿波罗狄的秘密[doge]@日式冷吐槽：极圈绿光
[Jade bottle @ poet thorn the secret of the Apollo DE [doge] @ Japanese cold jokes polar green light]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

平安北京：
    【个月作案百余起“油耗子窝”被端 警方抓获人】昼伏夜出的“油耗子”，专挑路边大货车、大客车，用自制工具撬开油箱，肆无忌惮地盗取柴油，个月疯狂盗油百余起。日前，大兴警方通报，大兴警方会同市刑侦总队通过多日侦查布控，端掉一盗、销机动车燃油窝点，起获柴油.吨，抓获违法犯罪嫌疑人名，...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 months commit crime since hundred oil mouse nest captured by the police man 】 largely nocturnal oil mouse, picking the trucks, buses, the roadside with homemade tool to pry open tank, brazenly stealing diesel, crazy months bunkering hundreds. Recently, daxing police bulletin, daxing jointly with the municipal police forensic team have been supervised through the investigation of many days, finally kicked a steal, sales of motor vehicle fuel dens, seized diesel. Tons, arrest illegal crime suspect,... The full text m. eibo]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

青年时报：
    暖心！【离目的地公里“惨遭遗弃”，多亏高速交警开着车灯保护】个老乡结伴从河南洛阳去新昌务工，为了省钱从黄牛那里买了大巴车票，说会途经目的的不远的服务区，到时候让他们自己下车走过去。万万没想到，服务区距离他们的目的地公里！无奈，一群人只有黑灯瞎火地提着行李在高速上摸黑前行。之...全文： m.weibo ​
[Warm heart! 【 miles from our destination were abandoned, thanks to the high-speed traffic police drove the car lights to protect 】 a person of hometown together from henan luoyang go xinchang city, in order to save money bought a bus ticket from a scalper, said fly through the purpose of service area, not far off and let them go past. Never expected, service area km distance from their destination! Helpless, a group of people only dark to carry the luggage in the dark on high speed. Of the... The full text m. eibo]

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巴曙松：
    tRjzHxw新京报配发的这张照片不知是什么时候拍的，角度独特。 ​
[TRjzHxw news service. I dont know when was this photo taken, unique Angle. ​]

金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

冷笑话精选：
    舍不得删自己的每一张盛世美颜[二哈]
[To delete their own each time skin care ,]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

一块去旅行：
    北京大网红美食店，你吃过几家了？ ​​​​
[Beijing net red food store, have you had a few? ​​​​]

我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：

汽车之家：
    #家家新闻##FF汽车#【占股% 传印度塔塔融资FF 亿美元】日前，有国内媒体报道，由贾跃亭控股的Faraday Future（简称FF）获得了印度塔塔具体亿美元的融资，占股%，这也意味着FF的估值能达到亿美元。不过这个消息目前并没有获得官方认证。tRjhyfK ​
[# # # # FF every news car [% of shares transfer of Indias tata financing $FF 】 a few days ago, have reported by domestic media, controlled by Jia Yueting Faraday Future (FF) won Indias tata specific billion of dollars in financing, accounting for %, this also means that value can reach $FF. But now the news did not get the official certification. tRjhyfK]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车：
    #响量# 中国汽车营销高峰论坛暨新浪汽车战略发布会，众多车圈自媒体大咖助阵，共议汽车营销前沿话题，思想交锋、干货满满，怎能错过？月日，锁定@新浪汽车 [并不简单] ​
[Volume # # ring China automobile marketing peak BBS and sina car strategy conference, numerous big circle since the media cafe, GongYi automobile marketing frontier topic, thought exchange, the dry, full, how can miss? June , locking @ sina car [] are not simple]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

猫扑：
    #投稿# 男方小三出轨，老婆要和他离婚并要求赔偿，而男方却发来了一段算的账...... ​
[Contribute # # male Fang Xiaosan affair, the wife want to divorce him and ask for compensation, while the man sent a calculate accounts... ​]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【亲，您的快递正在燃烧中...[衰]】双十一当天凌晨，沪昆高速衢州段一辆快递货车起火。该车从江西开往浙江，载有多件包裹，因为风大，货车全部烧毁！所幸未造成人员受伤，起火原因还在调查中。赶紧查查有没有你的快递↓↓tRjyEsNw ​
[【 kiss, your Courier... [failure]] is the combustion of a double tenth day early morning, shanghai-kunming high-speed quzhou section of a delivery truck burst into flames. The vehicle from jiangxi to zhejiang, carrying a parcel, because the wind is big, van burnt! But caused no injuries, the cause is under investigation. Have to check your Courier left left tRjyEsNw down]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【女子穿露背装乘地铁 后背上写的字引起公愤[衰]】女子大冬天穿露背长裙上了地铁，看得周围人眼睛都直了...倒不是因为有多美，而是女子后背还纹有图案和文字↓↓且内容令人尴尬不已[黑线]↓↓tRjUkGI ​
[【 woman wear backless loaded words written on the back on the subway outrage [failure]] womens winter wear backless dress on the subway, see people around eyes all straight... Is not because how beautiful, but the woman also grain pattern and words left left and back content embarrassing unceasingly left left tRjUkGI [black line]]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

小野妹子学吐槽：
    刚才看评论发现一个问题，貌似每个地方对这个菜的叫法都不一样...在你家乡它叫啥？ ​
[Just read the comments and found a problem, seemingly every place is not the same as the name of this dish... In your hometown it call what? ​]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

优酷：
    #千玺饰李泌,谋定长安局# 画中人缓缓走出，坚毅的眼神，轮廓分明的眉目，静候#长安十二时辰#
[# # m topaz Li Bi, yea, changan bureau in slowly walked out, too, look, chiseled answers to # # changan Chen]

青年时报：
    【看哭了！女画家野外崴脚 其收养的狼崽为她牵来一匹马[泪]】四川野生动物女画家李微漪收养了一只狼崽，取名格林。有一次，她在野外崴了脚，格林竟然想办法为她牵来了一匹马！嗯，这让小编想起了电影《七十七天》的小狼崽，万物皆有灵[泪]（视频之家） tRlVtK ​
[【 see crying! Female painter wild sprained my ankle Its adoption of Wolf pups led to a horse for her [tears]] sichuan female painter Li Wei wildlife without a adopted a Wolf pups, named green. Once, she limped off in the wild, green was for her to find a way to lead to a horse! Well, this let small make up remind of the movie seventy-seven days of the pups, all things have spirit [tears] tRlVtK home of (video)]

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微博搞笑排行榜：
    想烫！@失控的胖纸胖纸 又想折腾自己的毛了[憧憬]
[Want to hot! @ the fat fat paper of out of control Again want to torture yourself MAO [hope]]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

一块去旅行：
    最美的风景抵不过最美的记忆
[The most beautiful scenery is worth but the most beautiful memories]

我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：

南方都市报：
    【iPhone X低温会失灵？苹果官方回应：是的...】一些用户表示iPhone X在摄氏度（华氏度）左右时，只需几秒钟的时间就会冻住。凌冬将至，苹果公司对该问题的描述是：“在寒冷的天气里，iPhone X的屏幕会失去响应。”苹果公司表示会通过软件更新的方式来解决此问题。 央视财经tRjLzP ​
[The iPhone X low temperature failure? Apple official response yes... Some users said the iPhone X in c (Fahrenheit), it only takes a few seconds will be frozen. LingDong will come, apples description of the problem is in the cold weather, the iPhone X screen response will be lost. Apple said it would to solve the problem by means of software updates. CCTV finance tRjLzP]

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小野妹子学吐槽：
    我身边的东北长辈常常会一桌子不见绿色，但我同龄的大多会记得加个小白菜芥蓝油麦菜@跑偏成穿搭博的家务小兔朋友基本都是北方人，咋没有这种感觉......大家都会主动要求点青菜哇。
[I northeast elders often around a table to see green, but I remember most of the same age will add a small cabbage kale lettuces @ wandering into a fit of domestic rabbit friends are basically a northerner, zha dont this kind of feeling... Everyone will ask for some vegetables.]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

猫扑：
    【借婚闹习俗之名，行猥琐揩油之事】广州的张小姐给好姐妹做伴娘时，被人突然按倒在地，然后几个男子用手在她身上乱摸，对方事后说“人兴奋，我都不知道自己做了什么”，张小姐拒绝男方的道歉与赔偿，坚持报警并要追究到底！tRjUBoz ​
[【 line ring through marriage custom, the name of trivial matter of the hijack 】 guangzhou miss zhang to good sisters do the maid of honor, was down all of a sudden, in and then a few man groped in her body with the hand, the other said later exciting, I dont know what they do, miss zhang refused to the man apology and compensation, adhere to the alarm and will be held in the end! tRjUBoz]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【小伙“双”当天悔婚 只因新娘领证前拿出婚前协议[衰]】近日，网上一份新人婚前协议书，引发热议。协议里，新娘列出大条共小条规定和守则，条条扎心↓↓据悉新郎看过协议后心灰意冷，在光棍节领证当天表示这婚不能结了...你觉得这事谁过分了？[挖鼻]tRjUbgJ ​
[The guy double breaking an engagement that day Because the bride to license out a prenuptial agreement before [failure]] recently, a new online prenuptial agreement, causing heated debate. Agreement, the bride prescribed in article listed big were small and the code of conduct, all the heart left left the groom disheartened after having seen the agreement, said the day of the singles day to license marriage cannot bear... Who do you think this thing too much? [one nose] tRjUbgJ]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

汽车之家：
    #家家汽车文化##兰博基尼#【群“牛”乱舞！东京兰博基尼日纪实】月的一天，日本站长李昊鹏突然毕恭毕敬地走到我的工位前，说：能求你帮个忙吗？我本能地想拒绝他，但是仅仅瞟了一眼他手机里的图片，我就觉得已经无法拒绝面前这个男人了！于是几天后，在一场大雨中，我降落到了东京羽田机场，这一...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # # # lamborghini every car culture [group of cow flurry! Tokyo lamborghini, documentary] month day, Japanese stationmaster Li Haopeng suddenly walked to the front of the my work, humbly said, can ask you a favour? I instinctively want to refuse him, but he just took a glance the picture of the phone, I think it already cant refuse the man before! So a few days later, in a heavy rain, I landed in Tokyos haneda airport, a... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车：
    #大V侃车# 欧陆GT赛车的减重重量几乎相当于一辆赛车了[允悲]，看来胖子果然是没有前途的[允悲]。
[Kan car # # big V continental GT cars weight loss weight is almost equivalent to a carallow sad, it seems that there is no future for the fat man is indeed allow sadness.]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

新浪汽车：
    #解码新车#【该软的软 该硬的硬 启辰D到底怎么样？[吃瓜]】年月日，东风启辰D在北京正式上市，共推出款车型，售价区间为.-.万元。从公布的售价区间可以看出，新车定位紧凑型车，相比同为紧凑型级别的启辰D（.-.万），启辰D定位更高。 tRjUGe ​
[# # to decode new car 【 the soft soft the hard hard qichen D exactly? [eat the melon]] (date) (month) (year), dongfeng qichen D listed formally in Beijing, roll out models and price range for. -. Ten thousand yuan. As can be seen from the published price range, new car positioning compact, compared with the compact level qichen D (. -...), qichen D positioning is higher. tRjUGe]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

小野妹子学吐槽：
    每一个都看得我浑身通透，强迫症连满足...不愧是能工巧匠改变世界[跪了]tRjUnYN ​
[Each one to see my whole body is connected fully, obsessive-compulsive disorder even meet... Not the kui is a skillful craftsman tRjUnYN [kneeling] to change the world]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

玩转instagram：
    一起感受下日本的烟火晚会😍😍 ​
[一起感受下日本的烟火晚会😍😍 ​]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）

天猫：
    恭喜@小倩_心灵的家 等名用户获得【激萌限量款超级会员淘公仔】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCzMXG对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公证链接：tRjUQfK
[Congratulations @ small qian _ the mind home users so as to obtain the excitation of set limit to super member tao doll 】. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCzMXG supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRjUQfK]

天猫，阿里巴巴集团旗下网站，亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 ：tmall 【客服电话】

优酷：
    #九州海上牧云记# 发布会惊现九州世界实物，河洛、红衣女巫、金瓜武士通通是真的！“处女座”剧组果然连发布会都“不放过”，你们还挖出什么细节呢[吃瓜]？ ​
[# # kyushu sea shepherd cloud remember conference near jiuzhou physical world, hilo-systems, red witch, featuring samurai all is true! Virgo cast and indeed even conference is no, you also dig out what detailseat the melon? ​]

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【所以是哪种联系？林志玲这样回应与言承旭复合...[思考]】#林志玲# #言承旭#于日曝出世纪复合，男方透过公司表示“很开心联系上了，是真诚的互相关心...”今天林志玲也首度回应此事，她透过密友发声↓↓“not yet”可还行？！所以有大神来解读下这语法吗[疑问]↓↓tRjUjXTe ​
[So is what kind of contact? Jerry Lin this response and composite... [thinking]] jerry Lin # # # # in the composite showed the century, the man through the company said got in touch with each other is happy, is the sincere care about each other... Lin today is also the first response, through her friend voice left left not yet can be ok? ! So there are a great god to interpret this grammar it left left tRjUjXTe [question]]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

小野妹子学吐槽：
    哥哥 tRjUjwFR
[Brother tRjUjwFR]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

金山夜话博主：
    #金山夜话# 听友：毕业后男友非常想我去他在的城市，让我在这边考研，说过会娶我，我不确定问他在那边找一份工作可不可以，他说可以，做过花镇的咨询以后咨询师说可以去，等我去了以后呆了三个月他就坚定的和我分手了。现在一想到这件事，就五味陈杂。金山：我阻止你去，你还是送货上门了。让他饱尝了...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend her boyfriend after graduation in city I very want to go, he let me in this way ones deceased father grind, said that he would marry me, Im not sure can ask him to find a job there, he said, had to spend in the town of consulting later said the counselor can go, wait me to stay for three months after he was firm and I broke up. Now think about the matter, is mixed. Jinshan I stop you to go, you have a delivery. He endured... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

冷笑话精选：
    一起吃狗粮[二哈]@我和贱人的狗血经历这样的感情真的很难得[心]@啃胡萝卜减肥的YOUNG 忘了全世界也不会忘了你[心]
[Eat dog foodtwo ha @ my blood and bitch dog experience such feelings really rare [heart] @ eating carrots lose weight YOUNG forget all over the world will not forget you [heart]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

猫扑：
    【学生会每天去学校男厕偷拍 校方为了禁烟】近日南京铁道车辆技师学院的学生提供了一段视频，视频中一名学生模样的人手中正拿着打开视频模式的手机，准备拍摄，而在这名拍摄者的旁边另一名同学正在方便。该校同学表示，这种情况是学生会来检查是否抽烟，如果被拍到还要交罚款。...全文： m.weibo ​
[The students go to school every day men shot the university to ban smoking 】 recently nanjing railway vehicle technician college students provides a period of video, video students shape of the hand is holding an open mobile phone video mode, ready to shoot, and in another classmate next to the name of the photographer is convenient. The school classmate said, this kind of circumstance is the student to check whether smoking, if was photographed and pay a fine. ... The full text m. eibo]

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汽车之家：
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