北美吐槽君：
“没有做措施就是我错了吗？劳资可是准备生下来当爸爸的，你说我渣男？”
[Didnt do or I am wrong? Labor but ready to born when dad, you said I cheat philandering feelings of man? ]
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_HGE_：哎呀呀没化妆去学校打扫卫生见他喽 早上好
[Alas no clean makeup to go to school to see him Good morning]
垃圾淘宝店主 淘宝：HGE TATTOO
中国书画诗词院：【 远上寒山石径斜，白云深处有人家。停车坐爱枫林晚，霜叶红于二月花 … 】
[【 far hanshan oblique stony path, in white clouds deep YouRenGu. Parking sit love maples woods night, leaves be red in February flower...]
一字一方圆，一笔一江山;一点一春色，一抹一冬寒;一心一世界，一生一百年，中国书画。
青衫居士李探花：大家早上好！点赞签到！打新中签！[嘻嘻][嘻嘻]
[Good morning, everyone! Thumb up sign in! Make new window! [xi xi] [xi xi]]
职业投资人。
蕤人：万圣节快乐——来自IE浏览器
[Happy Halloween - from Internet explorer]
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涨涨麻麻：发布了头条文章：《美联储不加息，股市楼市如何走？》 tRlZtrNO
[Released the headline the fed is not raising interest rates, stock market how to go? tRlZtrNO]
专注量化投资研究，股市投资即修行，分享投资心得，所有言论均不构成投资建议！
熊市猎人：早！点赞留痕，今日投资机会涨停送上门.$上证指数 sh$ #财经MCN# tRlZtDKU
[Early!!!! Thumb up nicked, investment opportunities, harden delivered today. Sh $# $Shanghai index of finance and economics MCN# tRlZtDKU]
操盘手，微信公众号阿尔法猎手
小刘小粒赵大喜：早起的人儿呀
来给我打个电话[兔子] tRlZVote
[The early man ah < br > to give me a call the rabbit tRlZVote]
淘宝店 大喜自制 zhaoyandaxi.taobao 微信公众帐号：daxizhaoyan
延参法师：漫漫人生路上，风雨的起起落落，同样也是一种别样的风景。一切都源于一颗善于感悟的心，以及一双能捕捉每一个感动瞬间的眼睛。早安。
[The ups and downs of long life on the road, wind and rain is also a kind of unique scenery. Everything comes from a heart of good feeling, and can capture each moving moment eyes. Good morning. ]
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中国新闻网：#今天也要元气满满#【萌小鸟总动员[耶]】分钟教你画各种萌萌的小鸟，教小孩子、装饰手账都超可爱！转存~@画视频 tROHiMr
[# # today also to its feet full minutes of birds on general [and] 】 【 teach you draw all kinds of Eva of birds, teach children, decoration hand accounts are super cute! Archived ~ @ picture video tROHiMr]
这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。
人民网：你的英文名是什么？评论看看有没有一样的[挤眼]
[What is your English name? Comment on looking for the same [eye]]
报道全球 传播中国
国史古风：夜未央，灯火阑珊诉寒凉。秋风谁思量。此山不解此水语，此水似懂霓虹光。几载烟雨几许风霜，岁月只顾自流长。淡淡模样，波光影里暗荡漾，远去，还有绕指香。#国史古风#
[Night not ended, the lamp body cold. The autumn wind who think. The mountain dont understand the water, the water seems to understand the neon light. A few years misty rain how much wind and frost, absorbed in their long years. Light, smooth shadow in the dark, far away, and to round. # # country ancientry]
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灰原蝎：皇马-热刺。
生于忧患，死于安乐。产生这样的想法，之于我有些许后知后觉。
在-落后时，我似乎也没什么焦虑担心，而是觉得反正都已经创纪录地卫冕欧冠了，今年踢成什么样都无所谓，总不能每年都我们拿冠军，起起落落在正常不过。
而想到这里时，我忽然意识到，这种想法如果也出现在球
[Real Madrid - tottenham. < br > prosperity, die in piece. Have this idea, for I have a little in hindsight. When < br > - behind, I seem to have no anxiety worry, but think a record, it is the defending champions, playing this year as it doesnt matter what kind, cant we win every year, ups and downs in the normal. < br > and when thought of here, I suddenly realized that this idea if also appear on the ball]
男。狂热马德里主义者。Born to be a Madridista.著名巴萨黑。一个安静的美文人，并非段子手。本质上是一头熊。
猫小北的厕所读物：都她妈还吸什么毒啊？？都吃蘑菇去啊！哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈嗝[笑cry] 满满都是画面感！#搞笑#
[Her mother still what drugs?? All to eat mushrooms! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha belch [laugh cry] is filled with the pictures! Funny # #]
每日更新最好玩的奇葩帖，最佳厕所伴侣。合作QQ
交通安全蜀黍：#早安# 点赞锦鲤大王，祝你逢考必过！[加油]
[Good morning # # thumb up brocade carp, king pass exams every time to you! [go]]
专业汽车资讯和交通安全公益宣传自媒体，随手传递欢乐和正能量，欢迎私信爆料。
长春西门大官人：早起点赞签到。[来] tRlZtGYk
[Start early check-in. [to] tRlZtGYk]
Меня зовут Серёжа.
世界搞笑排行榜：“任何东西只要足够迷惑你，就足以毁了你。心软是病，情深致命。 ”
[Anything as long as enough to confuse you, was enough to destroy you. Softhearted is sick, very deadly. ]
搜索分享风趣、幽默、好玩、好笑、内涵、亮点内容。 合作联系qq
评述员詹俊：精彩刺激的对攻战还是曼城更胜一筹！蓝月出征，寸草不生！欧冠四战全胜进了球，不仅前场的攻击群继续保持高效，两个中卫本季进球数相加也有个。当然他们还有不足，两场对阵那不勒斯三次被判点球，防守必须加强。尽管球队最后阶段落后，但那不勒斯球迷仍然高歌助威，佩服！祝他们在意甲赛场好运！
[Exciting DuiGongZhan or Manchester city is better! Blue month again, nothing grows! Champions league all four into the ball, not only the front attack group continued to maintain efficient, two central goals together also have a season. Of course they have insufficient, three times in two games against napoli was sentenced to a penalty, the defense must be strengthened. Although the team final phase lag behind, but napoli fans still sing, admire! Good luck to them in serie a. ]
北美顾问：#环球见闻# 奇迹发生了！小猫在雪地里冻僵了 ，被发现时已经没有了呼吸，但一家人没有放弃，把它捡回家，坚持给它做了一个小时的心肺复苏，最终猫咪奇迹般地活了过来！喵酱：那你们以后就当我的铲屎官吧~好暖~[赞]（@人人视频 ） tRlZqoP
[# # universal experiences a miracle! Kitten frozen in the snow, was found to have no breathing, but the family didnt give up, go home to pick it, stick to it did an hour of cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR), eventually cat miraculously come alive! Meow sauce then you later when I shoveled shit officer warm ~ good ~ [who] tRlZqoP everyone is video (@)]
榎本卤蛋：ZIP
嵐年賀はがき新CM＋メイキング tRlZqEJ
[ZIP < br >暴风雨贺年明信片tRlZqEJ新广告+制作花絮]
ARASHI・愛の釣り人｜健康第一🍀
北美爱车一族：#环球车闻#【北京警察霸气教育逆行女司机，网友称：“单口相声”专业毕业】月日，一女子在北京玉泉路附近驾车逆行不服管制，交警出示警官证，有理有力地教育犟嘴女司机，引得不少围观者叫好。（来源：人民日报） tRlZb
[Universal car smell # # 【 Beijing police domineering education retrograde women drivers, the net friend said stand-up graduate 】 month day, a woman near Beijing yuquan road driving retrograde refuses to control, the traffic police officer present, rational education strongly cumulative momentum women drivers, attracted many spectators. (source Peoples Daily) tRlZb]
情感台词：善良是好，但要分人，虽然好人居多，但人群中常会混只狗。
[Kindness is good, but will divide the people, while a good man, but the crowd may mix dog. ]
总有一句台词，符合你的心境。喜欢我的宝宝们快来关注我的微信号：mrqyjx 每天都会更新美文美图呦。
何凯文：考研人，起来了！
今日五词：
lamenesslame argument;
Solid evidence;
Hawk;
Accusation;
incumbent;
[Ones deceased father grind, up! < br > today, five words < br > lamenesslame argument; < br > Solid evidence. < br > Hawk; < br > the Accusation; < br > the incumbent; ]
将激情和实力完美演绎的考研名师
咱们一起去旅行：新西兰皇后镇，此生不可错过的童话小镇。
[Town in the queens borough of New Zealand, do not miss this lifetime of fairy tales. ]
游览世界美景。咱们一起去旅行！
龚凯杰：早上好！
点赞过千，
人人赚大钱！[耶]
[Good morning! < br > thumb up thousand, < br > everybody make a lot of money! [and]]
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我们都是宠物迷：这哪是养猫，这分明是养了个女朋友啊 .
[This is what a cat, this is clearly have a girlfriend ah.]
分享最萌宠物图片，囊括各种精彩给力萌图。合作推广加QQ;[微笑]
瞬间就懵逼了：这首歌火了！听了你就知道什么是《装逼于无形》[允悲] #谜之微笑# #微博搞笑排行榜# #搞笑红人周# tRlzwXTb
[This song! Heard you know what is the loading force on intangible [allow sad] # mystery of smile list # # # # weibo funny funny # tRlzwXTb reds week]
有一种笑叫做出乎意料，有一种懵叫做意想不到......今天，你懵逼了吗？！(=ﾟДﾟ=)
私人减肥师：有哪些习惯，长期坚持下来会让女生变美！
[What are the habits, insist for a long time to come down will let girls become beautiful! ]
你的私人减肥师！
一句心情签名：有一些人的出现，就是来给我们开眼的。所以，人一定要禁得起假话，受得住敷衍，忍得住欺骗，忘得了承诺，放得下一切，别和傻逼讲道理，别跟人渣瞎逼逼。
[The emergence of some people is to give us the first. So, the person must withstand lies, to elaborate, endure live cheat, forget promises, put down everything, dont reason and silly force, dont give scum blind force. ]
有没有一个词、一句话，让你想起某件事、某个人；有没有那么一段情，让你。。
Mc阿哲-：早上好，起来赶路了取经去了。新的一天折腾旅程开始了，记住你一定要没心没肺的活着，这样才能给大家带来快乐。[嘻嘻]接下来是，北京，广州广州，北京，四平，。。。。。我的天呐！
[Good morning, get up on the scriptures. A new day for journey began, remember that you must be heartless alive, to bring you happiness. Hee hee followed, Beijing, guangzhou, guangzhou, Beijing, siping,... My god! ]
YY直播间ID：， 原创歌曲 （有你） （做你的兄弟） （别无所求）。。
笑话：早上醒来时闹你老公的样子，可以说很形象了[喵喵][喵喵]
[Wake up in the morning when the appearance of being your husband, say very image [meow] [meow]]
笑话菌，你每天的益生菌！！！ 欢迎投稿！合作互推Q
评论古今：不要过分在乎身边的人，也不要刻意去在意他人的事。在这世上，总会有人让你悲伤、嫉妒、咬牙切齿。并不是他们有多坏，而是因为你很在乎。所以想心安，首先就要不在乎。你对事不在乎，它就伤害不到你；你对人不在乎，他就不会令你生气。学会随缘接受一切，包容一切，心不随境转，才是自在人生。
[Dont care about the people around me, also do not deliberately go to care about other peoples things. In this world, someone will always make you sad, jealous, teeth. Is not how bad they are, but because you care about. So think of mind, first of all, will dont care. You dont care, it cant hurt you; You dont care for people, he would not make you angry. Learn to accept everything on every occasion, inclusive, the heart is not with the condition, is a comfortable life. ]
古今多少事，都付笑谈中（陈博文，文学硕士，保护大熊猫协会理事）微信号：
触碰心灵的话：你的人生永远不会辜负你的。那些转错的弯，那些走错的路，那些流下的泪水，那些滴下的汗水，那些留下的伤痕，全都让你成为独一无二的自己。
[Your life will never disappoint you. The wrong curve, the wrong way, those who shed tears, the dripping sweat, those who leave scar, all make you unique. ]
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让你逗我笑：【消防员水库捞“女尸” 女孩突然睁开眼】浙江松阳县消防接到报警，在水库中央有一名女孩漂在水面已好几个小时，估计已身亡。就在赶来救助的消防员游泳过去准备抱起她的时候，这个女孩突然睁开了眼睛。原来，女孩在散步时不小心落水，就一直努力使自己浮在水面，等待救援，一漂就是个多小时
[The fireman reservoir for womens girl suddenly opened his eyes 】 zhejiang songyang receiving the fire alarm, there is one girl in the middle of the reservoir have been floated on the water for several hours, estimate has died. The firefighters came to rescue swimming ready to take up her time in the past, the girl suddenly opened his eyes. It turns out that girl accidentally fell down when walking, has tried to make myself floating in the water, waiting for rescue, a drift is more than an hour]
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