【iPhone X降价？有人赔到怀疑人生[doge]你买了吗？】月日是iPhone X上市的第三天，可不少经销商都在讲“跌跌跌”，说这次赔惨了。有黄牛提前屯了台手机，三天亏了万[允悲]也有人暗自庆幸还好脱手快。现在每卖出一台手机，经销商都要亏几百元↓↓所以你打算买吗？tRlCuAMk
[The iPhone X price? Some compensate to doubt life [doge] you bought? Date is listed on the iPhone X on the third day, but some dealers are talking about falling down, said the compensate. Have cattle tuen the cell phone in advance, three days lost than [allow sad] others feel glad ok to sell quickly. Every cell phone now, all dealers to hundreds of yuan left left so what are you going to buy? tRlCuAMk]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
猫扑：【在班级群发了一篇鸡汤 家长被班主任移出群并拉黑】月日，沈阳一学生家长王女士在家长群中转发了一则“心灵鸡汤”文章。班主任私聊王女士说，“家长群是班主任方便通知大家消息的”，“与孩子或者我工作无关的消息请您慎重发表！”王女士认为，文章仅是一则“鸡汤”，“这是个家长群，我想和家...全文： m.weibo
[【 blasted a chicken soup for the class Remove group of parents was the teacher in charge and block] month day, the parents of students in shenyang wang forwarded in the parent group of a chicken soup. Teacher wang said private chat, parents group is the teacher in charge is convenient to inform you the news, has nothing to do with the children or my work published news please carefully! Wang believes that the article is just a chicken soup, this is a group of parents, I want to home... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
陈旭东：中午时间欣赏一下各种冒险，不要模仿哦。 tRlCmyg
[At noon time to enjoy the various adventure, dont imitate. tRlCmyg]
小浪同学爱吐槽：【女职员一夜之间身家近千万！她却吓坏了，因为...】林女士是一名普通职员，今年买车时，她发现自己名下突然冒出了多家公司↓↓自己成了家公司的法人、家公司的股东、家公司的高管↓↓每家公司注册资本均在百万元以上。这一切，可能与她年前发生的一件事有关↓↓咋回事？tRlCRidQ
[[female employees worth nearly overnight millions! She was frightened, because... Ms. Lin is a ordinary clerk, when buying a car this year, she suddenly found herself name several companies left left himself became the companys legal person, the companys shareholders, company executives left left each company registered capital of one million yuan in all. All this, may be associated with one of her years ago left left what happened? tRlCRidQ]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
汽车之家：#家家试驾评测##WEY VV#【跑高速很舒服 WEY VVs长期测试第二期】这台VV提了有段时间了，期间都是我自己开着上下班，后排甚至都没坐过人，其实我应该跟身边人分享一下这车，尤其这车又这么大个儿。某周六，女朋友突然冒出一句想吃皮皮虾，我一琢磨：手里有这大新车，那还不是说走就走么，要不就北戴...全文： m.weibo
[# every test evaluation # # WEY VV# 【 run high-speed comfortable WEY VVs long test phase ii 】 the VV has for some time, are open to work myself, during the back didnt even sit down, in fact, I should share the car with around people, especially the car is so big. One Saturday, pipi shrimp, suddenly a girlfriend like me wondering have this great new car, thats not to say that come away, or north wear... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#大V侃车# 汽车设计需要感性与理性的交织，一辆设计出众的汽车，也许可以改变一个品牌的命运。今天跟着 @李楠说道 领略汽车界的颜值巅峰。
tRlCQDwJ
[# # big V kan car car need the perceptual and the rational design, a design outstanding car, perhaps can change the fate of a brand. Follow the @ misia said today Appreciate the appearance of car world top level. < br > tRlCQDwJ]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
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最丰富的汽车活动。
微博搞笑排行榜：可爱到不行[憧憬]@hJYaoooooo 可爱炸了
[Fried to no [hope] @ hJYaoooooo loveliness]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
青年时报：【重磅！机动车到萧山车管所上牌只跑一次！立等可取！】日盼夜盼，好不容易摇到号了，办好手续，无论邮寄还是自取，心仪的车牌都要再“飞”一会！那种望眼欲穿的感觉，相信很多车主都有过。而现在，这样的情况将一去不复返！ “最多跑一次”改革以来，萧山又一重磅便民服务新鲜出炉！今后去萧山车管所...全文： m.weibo
[The blockbuster! Motor vehicle to xiaoshan DMV registration runs only once! Instant!] Days are long, very not easy to date, do a good procedure, both by mail and invite the right license plate would have to fly for a while! The dream of feeling, believes that many owners have had. And now, the situation will be gone forever! Up to run a reform, another blockbuster xiaoshan convenient service fresh! In the future to xiaoshan DMV... The full text m. eibo]
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小野妹子学吐槽：🙏🏻🙏🏻
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
南方都市报：你怎么看？[思考]tRlEjK
[What do you think? [thinking] tRlEjK]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
小浪同学爱吐槽：【想嫁高富帅！岁阿姨相亲：我有钱又美丽 嗲起来像林妹妹】上海万人相亲会上，一个岁的阿姨带着后援团也来相亲↓↓阿姨带一副墨镜，翘起兰花指，“我有文化、有素质、有钱、有房、又美丽，嗲起来像林妹妹。”↓↓来看看岁阿姨发嗲↓↓像不像林妹妹[并不简单]tRlCYbnq
[【 want to marry a Grosvenor LTD handsome! Old aunt blind date I have money and beautiful Dia up like Lin sister 】 Shanghai matchmaking conference, ten thousand people a year old aunt with backers also to mutually close left aunt left with a pair of sunglasses, orchid cock, I have culture, has the quality, rich, have room, beautiful, dia up like Lin sister. Left left down to see the old aunt hair dia left left like sister Lin is not a simple tRlCYbnq]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
谢娜：表弟来家玩，他说他来做午饭，我心想天哪，从来没有吃过他做的饭，到时候搞半天黑暗料理啥的，不吃又很伤人，我说要不我们出去吃，他说食材都准备好了，我说那好吧[困]，同时做好了心里准备。结果，给了我一个惊喜，做得很快也很好吃[鼓掌] 必须赞一个[good]
[Cousin to come play in the home, he said he to do lunch, I thought oh my god, have never eaten meal, he does will make dark cooking what a long time, and its hurt, dont eat I said why dont we go out to eat, he said that the ingredients are ready, I said ok [], and prepare for the heart. As a result, gave me a surprise, do quickly is also very delicious must praise a [good] [applause.]]
太阳女神（也可称为喜神）的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方：）工作邮箱：w@qq（仅限工作）感谢！
小野妹子学吐槽：#vivo.狂欢购#这是一个我无法吐槽的快闪，只能说#鹿晗#使我膨胀，手机使我快乐，提前预购vivo，使我享受四大惊喜礼盒→ tRlCSTHZ 月日-，围观天猫双十一晚会直播，台vivo X一元抢！ tRlCPP
[# # vivo. The carnival to buy this is a flash, I cant ridicule can only say that # # Lu Han makes me swell, mobile phone makes me happy, in advance vivo, makes me enjoy the four big surprise gift box - tRlCSTHZ - February nd, onlookers Tmall double tenth party live, vivo X one yuan to rob! tRlCPP]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
猫扑：【“偷鸡腿妈妈”现状：住垃圾场月入元，坚持送孩子学钢琴】还记得去年儿童节，南京那位去超市给孩子偷鸡腿的妈妈吗？如今，她靠捡废品养活两个患病的养女，之前网友所捐的万元“专款专用基金”，还能支撑孩子一年的医疗费。每月，她还要从赚的元里拿出元送孩子学钢琴。“孩子喜欢学就学...全文： m.weibo
[【 status steal chicken mother live dump those yuan, insist to send their children to learn piano 】 remember last childrens day, the nanjing go to the supermarket to steal a chicken leg to the childs mother? Today, two by picking up trash to feed her sick daughter, before the net friend of donated ten thousand yuan special fund is special fund, also can support children treatment for one year. A month, she also from the earn yuan yuan to send their children to learn the piano. Children love to learn in school... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
冷笑话精选：句句在理[doge]@豆瓣说哈哈哈哈哈
[Every reasonable doge @ douban said ha ha ha ha ha]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
失足少女m：吃饭啦
[Have a meal!]
新浪汽车：#车圈话题#【收费员怒扔共享单车，官方否认收费引发】月日，广东湛江一则“因影响电动车收费，收费员怒推共享单车”的视频热传。日，收费员所属公司表示“影响收费”的言论不属实，该区域任何车都不能停放。[摊手]对于满大街的共享单车，你怎么看？ tRlKwX
[# circle topic # 【 toll collector nu Shared cycling, official denied charges caused] month day, guangdong zhanjiang a because of the influence electric charge, toll collector nu push Shared cycling video of the heat transfer. Toll collector, the company of affiliation influence charge statements is not true, said the area any car cannot park. [stand hand] for Shared cycling streets, what do you think? tRlKwX]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
微博搞笑排行榜：都说高手在民间，我看小编也很牛。荣耀君可以加个鸡腿了！[二哈] 分享「你“不”差钱的购机故事」 赢#荣耀#，活动传送门：tRlCGrj 大家一起来拉低中奖率啊！
[All said superior in private, I look small make up also very cow. Glory you can add a chicken leg! [two ha] share your no bad money to upgrade the story of win glory # #, portal tRlCGrj together to lower chance! ]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
汽车之家：#家人来“找茬”#亲爱的家人们，游戏时间到，快来回答吧。下面这张图你能最快猜出它是哪款车吗？最快答对的用户会获得家家送出的精美礼品一份。正确答案将于今晚点转发本微博公布。
[# # family to search for my dear family, the game time, quick to answer. The image below you can guess what it is fastest car? Fastest right users will get every send a nice present. The correct answer will be announced this late forwarding this weibo. ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪新闻客户端：【习惯趴着睡的同学速看！女子每天中午眯一小时 因姿势不对睡到要做手术】哈尔滨张女士每天中午都眯一小时，最近她睡醒后总觉手发麻，有一次连手腕都抬不起来↓↓经诊断，竟是因习惯趴着睡致手桡神经受损，需手术。医生专业提醒，正确姿势看过来↓↓tRlCzgT tRlaKLZt
[The students used to sleeping on speed look! Womens narrow one hour at noon every day Because of poor posture to sleep to do surgery 】 Harbin ms zhang to narrow an hour every day at noon, recently always feel after waking up her hand pins and needles, once even lift his wrist left left after diagnosis, was caused by used to sleeping on hand radial nerve damage, need surgery. Doctors professional reminds, correct posture to see come over left left tRlCzgT tRlaKLZt]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：他已经不在乎我，而我却一直寻找他家人，把从传销中带走，也许我找到他爸妈话，不会相信我的话，他爸爸妈妈一直支持他的，发现爸妈也被朦胧了，却还有一丝丝希望寻找他家人，工作上还在做这件事情。好痛苦，也许这样做心里舒服，还是我幻想他还能回来我身边，觉得那些自欺人吧！不想...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend he didnt care me, and I have been looking for his family, and take away from the pyramid selling, maybe I found his mom and dad, dont believe me, he has been to support his mom and dad, found that mom and dad was hazy, but theres still a little hope to look for his family, still do it at work. Good pain, may do so in the mind comfortable, or my fantasy, he can come back my side, think of those who deceived! Dont want to... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
猫扑：电灯泡你不要发光[doge][doge][doge][doge]
[Light bulb you dont shine [doge] [doge] [doge] [doge]]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
薛蛮子：我天使了这个公司
[My angel for this company]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
小浪同学爱吐槽：【郑爽被酒店工作人员要签名 暖心留言称荣幸至极】月日，#郑爽#发文：“晚安宝贝，惦记你们”。配图是一张她入住酒店后工作人员送来的贺卡↓↓上面写着：“尊敬的郑爽女士，欢迎入住，如果不介意恳请您为我们签名留言，十分感谢！”郑爽不仅签了名，还调皮地画了画↓↓tRlCSaa
[【 Zheng Shuang autograph by hotel staff Warm heart message said honored extremely month], # # Zheng Shuang post good night baby, miss you. Distribution diagram is a she sent CARDS left after the hotel staff left it read dear ms Zheng Shuang, welcome, if you dont mind kindly sign your name to our message, thank you very much! Zheng Shuang signed not only, still paint the left left tRlCSaa naughty]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
薛蛮子：不敢当@西班牙语ZHAO经典，醍醐灌顶@薛蛮子你还记得这一段，哪天请你起到我缅甸丹老群岛体验一下鲁滨孙漂流记，捕鱼抓蟹浮潜深潜@江南愤青心老薛对我帮助很大的。。尤其在做投资这事情上，启发特别大。我也一直记得在苏梅岛，到他家蹭饭吃，他送我的那句话，时来天地皆同力，运去英雄不自由。
[No @ Spanish ZHAO classic, sobering @ xue barbarian do you remember this passage, which day will you have my myanmars mergui archipelago experience lubin sun Crusoe, fishing catch crabs snorkeling, scuba diving @ jiangnan fenqing heart Sheffield are of great help to me.. Do investment in this matter, in particular, inspired by the extremely large. I also remember in koh samui, until his home ceng rice to eat, he gave me that sentence, rifling in heaven and earth with force, to ship it to the hero is not free.]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
星巴克中国：告诉小星，圣诞季的三款全新饮品，你先打卡了哪一杯？另外，小星还为你们准备了小惊喜：月日-日，每天下午的点开始是我们的#好意时刻#，这段时间内到店的第一位购买大杯热饮的星粉将获得#圣诞好意惊喜#，伙伴不仅会用圣诞双层好意杯为你制作咖啡，同时还会赠送你一杯大杯太妃榛果风味糖脆拿铁哦...全文： m.weibo
[Told the little stars, three new drinks of the Christmas season, first you clock in the cup? In addition, the small star still have little surprise for you month, day, a day at the PM is our # # kindness moment, this period of time to store the first to buy a large hot star powder will get # # kindness Christmas surprise, partner will not only with double well Christmas cup making coffee for you, at the same time also will give you a big cup of toffee sugar flavor crisp hazelnut latte oh... The full text m. eibo]
星巴克咖啡公司成立于年，始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间，门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。
汽车之家：#家家选车导购##启辰D#【推荐智联精英版 东风启辰D购车手册】启辰D可谓是东风启辰自主设计的首款紧凑型车，融入了启辰最新的设计理念，其竞争对手也锁定在包括帝豪GL、艾瑞泽等-万元售价区间的中国品牌紧凑型车身上。此次上市的启辰D共推出了款细分车型，今天我来给大家分析分析这些车型...全文： m.weibo
[Guide # every car # # qichen D# 【 recommend at elite Dongfeng car manual 】 qichen qichen D D is the first of dongfeng qichen independent design compact, qichen has been introduced into the latest design concept, its rivals are locked in including emgrand GL, arrizo - ten thousand yuan price range of Chinese brand compact car. The float qichen D segmentation models were introduced, to analyzing these models to you today... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小浪同学爱吐槽：【男子凌晨抢劫单身女 结果一把掏出了...二维码...让对方扫[doge]】宁波一名男子在多家网络平台借款万多元无力偿还，在凌晨持刀抢劫单身女子↓↓一女子把身上元现金给了犯罪嫌疑人后，犯罪嫌疑人他竟还要求查看该女子微信钱包里的余额↓↓然后让女子扫描他的二维码付钱↓↓tRlCws
[The man robbed single women in the morning Results a sweep out the qr code... let the other side [doge]] in ningbo, a man in the home network platform to borrow more than multivariate unable to repay, at knifepoint single woman left left a woman gave the RMB cash on me to the criminal suspect, the suspect he was also asked to see the woman WeChat wallet balance left left and then let the woman pay his qr code scanning left left tRlCws]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
微博位置：同城爆料！全新出击！@微博现场
[City broke! A new strike! @ microblogging site]
发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 xinyan@staff.weibo
冷笑话精选：每天都梦想着能这样度过！[二哈]
[Dream can do this through every day! [two ha]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
南方都市报：【缉毒民警连续工作天牺牲：“我起不来了，你们先顶住”[泪]】重庆缉毒民警何世林，年来，缴获毒品余公斤、抓获嫌疑人人…然而月日这天，连续工作天的他在接到毒贩交易的新线索后，不顾同事劝阻，坚持带队前往目标地点蹲守排查，最终突发脑溢血倒在岗位上…“我起不来了，你们先顶住”，...全文： m.weibo
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毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
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