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汽车之家：
没福利，不相见！你最期待哪位大咖的直播表现呢？
[No benefits, dont meet each other! What are you most looking forward to a great cafe live performance?]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【美国缉毒行动翻车两拨卧底警察在街头交火[允悲]】近日美国底特律缉毒两名警探卧底假装成卖家，自称有货，坐等毒贩上门进货，准备逮捕潜在的买家并扣押他们的车辆↓↓但来的买家也是卧底警察，扮成买家要逮捕毒品供货商↓↓结果两拨卧底警探在街角发生激烈交火↓↓tRjitN
[[U.S. drug action to roll over two undercover police on the street fighting [allow sad]] recently in Detroit to go undercover narcotics two detective pretended to be a seller, who purchase is made, and wait for drug dealers to replenish onrs stock, ready to arrest of potential buyers and the seizure of their vehicles left left but to buyers is also a undercover cop, dressed as a buyer to arrest drug suppliers left left the two undercover officer on a street corner left left tRjitN in the fierce exchange]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

青年时报：
【安徽高速余车连环相撞已致人死亡人受伤】据@阜阳公安交警在线：月日时分许，在“滁新高速”下行线KM至KM路段，因突发团雾，发生多点多起造成人员伤亡的交通事故。事故发生后，当地政府迅速组织公安、消防、交通、安监、医疗等部门全力开展事故救援和调查工作。目前，事故共造成...全文： m.weibo
[Over high-speed car pile-up in anhui has been deadly wounded 】 according to public security traffic police @ fuyang online date of time, in the new high-speed chuhe downlink KM to KM road, of a mass of mist, injured in traffic accidents happen more. After the accident, local government organization of public security, fire control, transportation, safety, health and other departments to carry out the accident rescue and investigation work. At present, the accident, which... The full text m. eibo]

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但斌：
到@超扬贸易-国酒茅台广州经销商看望超仁。和@东方教主刚刚联系上，约他在超仁处第一次见面。小麻真是年轻有为，才华横溢，前途远大！问了一下超仁茅台酒的销售情况，他说茅台酒太紧张了，酒真不够分，都是好朋友，不给谁都特别为难，现在库存不仅是零而且是负的，欠朋友的酒太多了。@否极泰董宝...全文： m.weibo
[To @ young trade - Chinese wine maotai dealers in guangzhou to visit ultra benevolence. And @ leader just contacted east, about his first met in the kernel. Small ma is a promising young, talented, promising! Asked the sales of the super ren maotai maotai liquor was too nervous, he said, wine is not enough points, are good friends, dont give anyone special difficult, now inventory is zero and it is not only negative, owe friends too much wine. Much @ Thai Dong Bao... The full text m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽：
抛开收入不谈，下面四种属性让你按照优先顺序任选，你会咋排？...我选[酷]
[Regardless of income, the following four properties allow you to choose according to priorities, will you zha row? ... I choose [cool]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

李冰冰：
#ifwecare# 一首百年后才“有可能”被听到的歌，来自@Pharrell Pharrell Williams，如果我们再不关注地球环境，应对气候变暖，这首用黏土胶片封存的歌将因海平面升高而融化消失……其实我们为环保做出的努力，都不是为了得到，而是为了不失去。希望百年之后，留住的不只是一段音乐，还有美好、健康的地...全文： m.weibo
[# ifwecare# after a one hundred likely to be heard the song, from @ Pharrell Pharrell Williams, if we dont pay attention to the earths environment, climate warming, this film sealed with clay song will disappear because of rising sea levels and melting... In fact we make efforts for environmental protection, is not to get, but in order not to lose. I hope, after one hundred, retain is not just a piece of music, as well as good and healthy... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑：
【高三男生跑米，一步三回头照样破纪录[跪了]】近日，杭州高级中学举行田径运动会。高三男子组米比赛，非体育生的梅正辉同学，跑过半程就开始就一步三回头，勇夺第一，赢得十分轻松。问其原因，梅同学的答案很简洁：“我就想看看自己和别人之间的差距tRjxXtvL 跪了跪了[跪了]
[The three boys run meters, so step back three record] [kneeling 】 recently, hangzhou high school track and field sports meeting. Game, three men m non-sports MeiZhengHui classmate, ran half began to step three back, won the first, win very easily. Ask its reason, mei students answer is very simple I want to see the gap between themselves and others kneel tRjxXtvL kneeling] [kneeling]

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冷笑话精选：
懒人福利！岛国最近超火的红薯饭：煲饭时加入一根红薯，两大匙酱油，一小匙料酒和一小匙糖，煮好后拌开。还可以换食材自由发挥！快马住！[并不简单]
[A lazy person benefits! Heat island recently super sweet potato meal boil food to join a sweet potato, two big spoon sauce, a small spoon of cooking wine and a small spoon of sugar, cook good mix. You can also change the ingredients free play! Fast to live! [] are not simple]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

微博时尚：
近日，官方公布了#维多利亚的秘密秀# “Fantasy bra天价内衣”佩戴者花落巴西“黑珍珠”Lais Ribeiro。今年的“Fantasy bra”由手工镶嵌近颗珍珠宝石，耗时小时完成，价值高达万美金，可谓是一份超级时尚奢华大礼。而对于维秘天使们来说，能够佩戴“璀璨香槟梦幻内衣”走秀是高无上的荣...全文： m.weibo
[Recently, the official # # a Victorias secret show Fantasy bra sky-high underwear wearer Brazil black pearl whispering Lais Ribeiro. This years Fantasy bra by hand inlaid near pearl gem, takes hours to complete, value up to thousands of dollars, is a super luxury fashion gift. For d secret angels, to wear champagne bright dream underwear catwalk is high crowning glory... The full text m. eibo]

微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域

金山夜话博主：
#金山夜话# 听友：我是那个小伙子。今天跟女孩通了电话。大概意思是她身体还好。那个上海男孩回来和她见了一面，男孩不想分手。她的意思是除非男孩能把她最近受的委屈都能弥补回来，否则没戏。整个意思就是该说的话都说了，男孩如果把这事就这么过去了那他们也就拉倒了。后来我说心疼她，她说那你还不...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend I was the guy. With a girl today. Probably mean her body. The Shanghai boy came back and she saw side, boys dont want to break up. She means unless the boy she recently by injustice can make up for back, otherwise no. The whole which means that the said all said, boy if the thing is so in the past that they would be pulled down. Then said I love her, she said that you dont... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

新浪汽车：
#从开创到引领#中国豪华SUV品牌WEY在广州举行盛大庆典，直播时间晚点。VV、VV上市仅半年，月销均突破八千辆，现交付客户手中的车辆突已破万台。VV在法兰克福车展被《焦点》评为最成功五大车型之一，这是中国品牌首次获得此殊荣。 tRjVleE .
[# # from start to lead the Chinese luxury SUV brand WEY in guangzhou held a grand celebration, live time delays. VV, VV listed only half a year, month sales are more than eight thousand vehicles, has broken the delivery vehicles in the hands of a tu ten thousand. V. v. in Frankfurt auto show is focus as the most successful one of the five models, this is the first time Chinese brand has won the title. TRjVleE.]

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金山夜话博主：
#金山夜话# tRjiQIFd
[# # jinshan night tRjiQIFd]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

青年时报：
【当心！翠苑的那只猴子跑到江干了，还对一女老师动了手！】还记得一个月前翠苑的那只猴子吗？今天下午，江干区濮家小学笕新校区也出现了一只猴子，据说个头还不小。学校朱老师告诉时报记者，这只猴子已经“光临”了好多天了，昨天早上，还把学校一位多岁的女老师给抓伤了。tRjiHZo
[【 beware! Emerald green garden of the monkey ran Jiang Gan, also for a female teacher hands! Remember a month ago cui yuan the monkey? This afternoon, jianggan district rain-water PuGu elementary school have appeared in the new campus of a monkey, it is said that is not small. School, Mr Zhu told The Times reporter, the monkey had presence for many days, yesterday morning, also give school a teacher of many years old to scratch. tRjiHZo]

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优酷：
#火星研究院# @杨迪夜探@曹璐_fiestar “香闺”！！[吃惊]为了做实验也是很拼了……[允悲][允悲]看来璐璐是个没有起床气的美女纸~[坏笑][坏笑]@火星研究院
tRjJyBgT
[# # @ yandi Mars institute night out @ Cao Lu _fiestar sweet friends!! [surprised] to do experiments is also very hard... [allow sad] [allow sad] seems to get up a life of no gas beauty paper ~ [laugh] [laugh] @ Mars institute < br > tRjJyBgT]

新浪汽车：
#出行生活# 这款自感应充电桩好神奇[doge]！ @汽车黑科技 #车展真心话大冒险#
[Travel life # # it since the inductive charging pile good magic [doge]! # # @ automobile black technology auto show true big adventure]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

汽车之家：
#家家新闻##长安逸动##广州车展#【广州车展探馆：全新逸动实车曝光】在广州车展开幕前夕，我们提前拍摄到了长安全新逸动，新车将在本届车展正式亮相。可以看出，新车采用了长安最新的家族式设计语言，在颜值上提升了不少，此外，新车在动力上先期将搭载.L自然吸气发动机，最大功率为马力...全文： m.weibo
[# every news # # long easy move # # # the guangzhou auto show the guangzhou auto show agent pavilion new escape real vehicle exposure 】 at the guangzhou auto show on the eve of the opening we captured changan new escape to move ahead, new car will be unveiled at the motor show. You can see that the new car adopted changan latest family-owned design language, in the level up a lot of appearance, in addition, new car early will carry on power. L naturally aspirated engine, maximum power for power... The full text m. eibo]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【成都高校教师被指多次骚扰女学生校方回应[怒]】日成都理工大学一毕业生称，该校马克思主义学院刘姓教师多次骚扰自己女友。出于尊重一忍再忍，而该教师却不依不饶↓↓此外另一当事女生称，该教师曾发过裸露女性图片，并用成绩做出这些暗示，聊天记录曝光↓↓随后校方回应↓↓tRjiTOV
[[chengdu university teachers was accused of repeatedly harassed female university students to respond to [anger]], a graduate of chengdu university, according to the marxist school surnamed lu teachers repeatedly harassing his girlfriend. Out of respect for a endure to endure, the teachers have engaged left left in addition to the other party girl said, the teacher had sent bare female images, and grades make these suggested that chats exposure left left tRjiTOV left left the school later respond]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

南方都市报：
【熊孩子被卡洗衣机称学校没教怎样从洗衣机里爬出来[doge]】近日，山东枣庄一男孩翻进洗衣机里玩耍，结果被卡。男孩自己试图出来，都未能成功，家人只好求助消防队员。当问起学校教过消防知识没，男孩称：“学校没教怎样从洗衣机里爬出来。”最终男孩被成功解救。人民网tRjJrJwv
[【 bear children stuck washing machine according to the school didnt teach how to climb out of the washing machine [doge]] recently, zaozhuang, shandong province, a boy turned into the washing machine to play, the result was stuck. The boy tried to their own, did not succeed, his family had to help firefighters. When asked about school taught fire control knowledge, the boy said the school didnt teach how to climb out from the washing machine. In the end were successfully rescued the boy. Peoples Daily online tRjJrJwv]

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青年时报：
【杭州一美女大学生不愿意做美甲，原因竟和“安全感”有关……】指甲不仅可以看出一个人的健康状况，对爱美的小姑娘来说，也是展示魅力的一部分。但这却不适合今年读大一的小梦，因为她的指甲被自己啃得乱七八糟，凹凸不平，十分难看，根本拿不出手……小梦去医院检查后医生告诉她，她咬指甲的习惯就是...全文： m.weibo
[【 a beauty hangzhou college students dont like to do manicure, reason and security... 】 Nails can tell a persons health, not only for beautiful to love girl, is also part of glamour. But it is not suitable for a freshman this year dream, because her nails were his face up, uneven, very ugly, dont get to... Small dreams go to a hospital checking after the doctor told her that her habit of biting nails is... The full text m. eibo]

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冷笑话精选：
哈哈哈哈为这虚假的友谊干杯🍻@重工组长于彦舒哈哈哈哈哈@躲避僵尸的黑匣子苏西绿茶婊算是坐实了.....
[哈哈哈哈为这虚假的友谊干杯🍻@重工组长于彦舒哈哈哈哈哈@躲避僵尸的黑匣子苏西绿茶婊算是坐实了.....]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

音悦台：
违和感去哪了？当《猫和老鼠》遇到《数码宝贝》，猝不及防，意外的和谐[偷乐]tRjiWvJ
[Where is the acosmia feeling? When Tom and jerry have digital baby, off guard, unexpected harmony tRjiWvJ [steal joy]]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass

金山夜话博主：
#金山夜话# 听友：怎么判断热恋过后对对方的感觉，感觉都没感觉了，呆在一起也不知道说什么，觉得很无趣，现在是同居状态，交往一年多了，只有偶尔出差分开一个星期左右会想对方，但是不确定那是不是习惯……金山：只有物理的身体的摩擦运动，而没有化学的精神的融汇升华，就会出现你俩这种百无聊赖的...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend how to determine after the love for each others feeling, the feeling didnt, stay together also dont know what to say, feel very boring, is now living together, contact for more than a year, only take an occasional business trip for about a week apart will want to each other, but not sure if it is used to... Jinshan only the physical body friction movement, without chemical blends together the sublimation of the spirit, will appear the two of you this kind of bored... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

新浪新闻客户端：
母爱都是伟大的[心]
[A mothers love is great [heart]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

青年时报：
【看到认识的女士想打招呼，宁波一男子没想到为此赔了万多】去年月日上午点左右，孙先生驾车行驶时，看到认识的吴女士正在路边同方向往前走，就想上前打声招呼。可是，就在车辆靠边过程中，由于孙先生的疏忽大意，车轮压到了吴女士的脚。没想到，吴女士的脚伤得不轻，断断续续分别住院治疗了近一...全文： m.weibo
[[see know lady want to say hello, ningbo more than a man, have never thought for this lost 】 to (date) (month) (year) o clock in the morning, driving down the sun, see know ms wu is same direction walking by the road, want to come forward to say hello. But, in the process of vehicle side, due to the negligence Mr. Sun, wheel pressure to ms wu in the foot. Unexpectedly, ms wus foot was not light, intermittent were hospitalized for almost a... The full text m. eibo]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【企鹅宝宝活活冻死企鹅妈妈难以接受仰天悲鸣[悲伤]】孩子是父母的心头肉，动物世界亦是如此。一只企鹅宝宝因天气恶劣活活冻死，身体已经僵硬↓↓企鹅妈妈试图用自己体温唤醒宝宝，但最终无能为力不得不放弃，悲痛的母亲不禁仰天悲鸣↓↓这一幕画面令众多网友心碎，太心疼[心碎]tRjiNuU
[【 penguin baby alive froze to death The mother to accept these skies I moaned [sad]] children is parents pride, so does the animal world. A penguin baby, causing owing to bad weather, the body was stiff left left the mother tried to use his body temperature down baby wake up, but eventually helpless had to give up, grieving mother couldnt help but face upwards moans left left the scene picture makes many broken down, so love dearly tRjiNuU [heart]]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

微博搞笑排行榜：
好看还能吃[馋嘴]@OneDay美妆-兔子白化妆师收完花还可以饱口福，适合吃货的我[憧憬]
[Good-looking also can eat [available] @ OneDay beauty makeup - white rabbit a makeup artist after collect flowers can also be choice, for version I [hope]]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

汽车之家：
#家家新闻##五十铃mu-X#【月底上市曝新款五十铃mu-X无伪谍照】日前，我们从相关渠道独家获得了一组新款五十铃mu-X的无伪装实车谍照。新车将搭载.T和.T涡轮增压柴油发动机，并预计将于月底正式上市。tRjieqB
[# # # isuzu mu - X# every news listed at the end of the exposure to new isuzu mu - X unfeigned spy 】 recently, we obtained a set of exclusive from relevant sources new isuzu mu - X no disguise real car photos. With the new car will pick up. T. T turbocharged diesel engine, and is expected to officially listed at the end of the month. tRjieqB]

新沐sunshine：
💔

凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航

优酷：
#猎场独家花絮# 冬春CP吵架谁能赢？反正优酷君只看到秋冬哥@胡歌 “慌张”到话都说不清楚[偷笑]最后秋冬哥的“出水芙蓉”，优酷君可以循环一整天[二哈]#来优酷看猎场# tRjJmOz
[Exclusive trivia # # hunting ground winter and spring CP who can win an argument? Anyway, youku jun see only autumnwinter elder brother @ arrival panic to words all say not clear [laughing] last autumn winter elder brother water lotus, youku you can cycle all day ha] [two # # to youku to see hunting ground tRjJmOz]

小野妹子学吐槽：
魏大勋@银教授银教授@你爸爸的小龙狗乔任梁@这个微博有点贱朱亚文啊有魅力@我和baby的日常窦骁，比心
[Wei big schoenberg @ silver professor professor @ you dads little dragon dog kimi @ this weibo is a little mean ya wen zhu attractive @ I and baby daily dou, than the heart]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【韩国音乐奖MAMA列港澳台为国家中国网民喊话抵制[黑线]】月初，韩国年度音乐颁奖礼Mnet亚洲音乐大奖（MAMA）将在香港举办↓↓据报道，MAMA官网投票页面公然把港澳台均作为国家对待，全然不顾“一个中国”原则，遭中国网民抵制↓↓你对MAMA官方的这种行为是什么态度？tRjiXpg
[[South Koreas music award MAMA column of Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan in the nations propaganda against Chinas netizens [black line]] earlier this month, South Koreas annual music awards Mnet Asian music awards (MAMA) will be held in Hong Kong left left according to the report, MAMAs voting page openly to Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan are treated as the country, despite the one China principle, resisted by Chinese netizens left left you for MAMA official this kind of behavior is what attitude? tRjiXpg]

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南方都市报：
【大学生等公交捡到亿元支票原地等待失主拒收答谢款】近日，@河南理工大学名学生等公交车时，捡到一个装着亿转账支票的档案袋。人原地等待，直到交还失主，并婉拒答谢款。失主张女士也是河南理工大学校友，她说：“为母校能培育出这么优秀的学子感到骄傲！”河南商报tRjMxuq
[College students, such as bus pick up to one hundred million yuan in situ wait for owner refused to thank check payable 】 recently, @ henan polytechnic university student when waiting for a bus, pick up to a file cover of hundred million transfer cheque. People in situ waiting, until the return, and declined to reciprocate. Ms loss claim is henan polytechnic university alumni, she said for the Alma mater can develop so good students proud! Henan business tRjMxuq]

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青年时报：
【没有驾照的他，在杭州偷了一辆大吊车，想一路开回河南老家……被警方拦下时，他已经开出了公里！】近日，一男子脑洞大开，没有驾驶证的他，在余杭偷得一辆大型吊车后，竟然一路驱车往北，想着开回老家河南。最终，男子和偷来的吊车在江苏被警方拦下，一个通宵的时间，他已经开出了公里，其间还...全文： m.weibo
[[no drivers license, he stole a large crane in hangzhou, want to drive all the way back to my hometown in henan province... was stopped by the police, he had opened a km!] Recently, a man of imagination, he dont have a drivers license, after yuhang stole a large crane, drove all the way to the north, think back to henan. In the end, the man and the stolen car was stopped by police in jiangsu, a whole night time, he has offered a kilometers, meanwhile also... The full text m. eibo]